Congratulations anon you've been given a time machine. You

elsa lanchester, preferably with bride of frankenstein costume on, including wig

>>87327781
What? fuck that shit, I go back in time and make sure Verhoeven doesn't chimp out and Crusade gets funded!

>>87327781
i don't necessarily need a time machine to rape an actress now do I
please think your hypothetical questions out more carefully in the future

>>87328311
>i can rape prime 60s-90s pussy with my wizard powers

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>>87327781

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>can I fuck you
>no
>but I travelled through time to fuck you
>no
How do I get back

>>87328609

then choose a waifu from the baby boomer generation, before SJW's, when men were men and women were women and you could find a decent line of work with little education

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>>87327781
Marty had the right idea

>>87328733
>implying I have the mental fortitude to survive away from the nanny state that has raised me and made the failure of a man that would need time travel just to even attempt intercourse in the first place

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Any other response is wrong.

>>87327781
Obviously Denise Richards

>>87327781
I'd go back in time and fuck my younger self.

S K U L L Y
K U L L Y
U L L Y
L L Y
L Y
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>>87327781

>>87328865
Based

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You guys need to pick better cuties

>>87327781
Idris Elba

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Ms Laurie

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To save her from herself

Marry Kirsten Dunst in 1998.

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Not going to waste it like everyone else ITT

maybe the bitch from spaceballs

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Beverly D no doubts

>>87327781
>YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE AND YOU ONLY GET TO BANG ONE GIRL WITH IT
what a stupid concept
only a virgin manchild would think this is worth a thread

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rip in peace

>>87328264
jodie foster looks like that????

>>87327781
>A time machine to "fuck" some woman, one time, like a 1 night fuck even matters
>Not using it to marry your waifu and live happily ever after
>Unironically believing a true worthwile waifu is something to be "fucked" instead of loved
>Believing that fucking someone will give you some kind of life accomplishment, when in fact it's temporary, and only makes your dick happy for while it lasts and then fades away, no matter how hot she is.
>Not using it to become a millionaire and become so disgustingly rich that sluts will get in line to suck your dick
>Not using it to prevent yourself from ever visiting 4chan
What a fucking waste.

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>>87327781
I'd drive that DeLorean right over the bridge to terabithia.

>>87331684
She's still in her prime though, as long as she shaves every morning

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You losers are all playing small ball.

>>87328814

Unbelievable. Don't see this type of quality anymore.

>>87331716
Your opinion is wrong. Fuzzyfu is life.

Hackers era Angelina Jolie.

>>87331749
In her prime would give anyone a run for their money.

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This >>87328814


But pic related is a close, close second

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the correct answer is

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>>87327781
her

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>>87332704
Wait, do twins count as one if you fuck them at the same time? If so I want to change my answer.

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No time machine needed :3