Industry sources report that the upcoming Wheel of Time TV series

Tits.

or gtfo

>>87321760

The best part of WoT is tits.

>>87322456
I'm partial to the BDSM but the boobs are a plus

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>>87321703
>>87321760
>>87322456
>>87322908

>>87323409
Artist name and deviantart link pls?

>>87321657
Why are Wheel of time threads always so awful?

>>87325222
because OP creates them every other day despite there being nothing really /tv/-relevant to discuss

>>87321657
i wish it were canceled
I don't want to see the abomination Sony would make it into

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https://e-hentai.org/g/827908/499cf2dd74/

This is now what Moiraine looks like. Canonically. She's also only like 5'1".

>>87326163
i have to agree with this anon. i love wheel of time, and a tv show would only ruin it.

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>>87321657
May the light burn them all!
I wanna fap goddamit.

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giv aes sedai gf

>>87327698

How old would you want her to be, what Ajah, what nationality?

>>87327698
>tugs hair
>calls you a wool head farmer

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Well while this thread is up we might as well have some fun with it

Pick a character and cast them

>>87327819
140 year old domani woman, with long black hair from the brown adjah that i save from trollocs and makes me her warder then we roam around the world in search for lost knowledge.

>>87327858

You know all of that gets reversed in bed and she begs you punish her for admonishing you in public earlier.

>>87328022

That sounds a lot like what I'd choose. You know she'd have a chestful of her Domani wardrobe, and probably even wears them under her cloak.

>>87321657

That's a really nice source you got there OP,
is this your first thread?

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>>87327867
Lanfear

>>87322456
>The best part of a BOOK is tits
Is it a picture book or what

>>87328771

Just gotta use your imagination whenever the author says that a character is showing off acres of pale bosom in a low cut dress.

>>87327867

oh good god that graendal where do i find bigger versions of these images.

>>87330550

Just google the characters, they're the first that usually come up.

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it was produced by sony

all we got was saved us from a culturally enriched experience

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>tfw no thicc forsaken gf

the reason that wot shows only have a pilot is that the IP gets it's patent extended every time.

it isn't about making a show, its about keeping the rights controlled. why do you think they last went with mtv?

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>>87327867
>no moridin

>>87332695

How long would each book need in terms of episodes? I imagine episode one would end up with the gang leaving Emond's Field, second doing Berlon, and third about Shadar Logoth.

>>87325222
because WOT is awful?

>>87332637
blood and bloody ashes

>>87335161

>graendal boxes your ears

>>87321703
This

hair pulling

>>87328180
she'd have a chestful of something else too i warrant, me laddopotamus

>>87336059

It's almost guaranteed your Aes Sedai would have ample bosoms. That's the default.

If I had to pair up with an Illianer Aes Sedai, I'd probably kill myself. Worst accent.

I was just listening to this and I saw this thread, comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNnhhejBkW8

>>87336260
aw i just do be chiming in, good taste anon do be someone else *swings fat around*

>>87325685
Worst Wheel of Time threads OP has created? Looking through the archive there are several with zero responses. Kind of embarrassing...

>>87336458
(samefagging here) then there was that one with the Kaiji image... Jesus Christ.

>>87321657
>no source
get fucked faggot

>>87336395

She'd find her disgusting southerner mouth filled with Andoran smegmatic cock. That do be shutting her up.

>>87325685
OP's smart, there's clearly tons of people on /tv/ who love the books and these threads give them an excuse to discuss them without having to deal with the shitheads on /lit/, since the moron squad doesn't realize these threads are basically completely off topic.

>>87336558

Talking about the subtle and sometimes obvious perversion in WoT is the best discussion to have.

There is no reason for this series to have 14 fucking books. Goddamn what a slog.

>>87336558
I haven't even read the book but I like reading the discussions, they are comfy and makes me wanna read it

>>87336382
Played that song on repeat for the last quarter of reading the last battle and almost came at the end of the chapter

>>87332879
Looks like a younger Henry Cavill.

>>87336683
>Tor succubus affixes itself to up-and-comer
>forces him to spin one book into three, three into six, six into twelve
>makes him do prequel interstitial, with two more planned
>plans for multiple post-series series
>whoops, looks like he was exposed to Agent Orange in 'Nam and has to die
It was a good plan honestly

Thank god. Was a disaster in the making. Somebody came to their senses.

>>87336732

The books can be very comfy at times. They're also infuriating how good and bad they are at the same time. Like Jordan needed better focus as it goes on, but Sanderson is too focused and loses some of that nice overdescription that Jordan used well to paint a location.

First book is straight up Fellowship in terms of progression, locations, and structure beats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Xe4EvTN_U Always made me think of Rand in the Waste.

>>87336888
Made Tor realize authors are mortal and you can't just squeeze them forever. Have to be realistic about what they can accomplish.

>>87336683
read 1-6
last chapter of 9
then 12-14
and any other character chapters you wish

>>87336973
>12-14
*11-14

>>87327867
christina hendricks For graendal plz

>>87336732
The books are long, but very easy to read. That's one of the best parts of Jordan's writing: it's extremely readable and simple prose. Makes getting through it that much easier. The characters probably won't stand out right away, but they grow on you and become like old friends because you've got through so much together.

>>87336973
>book 9
Opens with Black Ajah turned forcibly to the Light. Great scene.

Perrin's wife stolen. This is the shittiest plot thread in the entire series, worse than even Olver's story, but the setup here is interesting, even thrilling.

Darkfriend bro manipulates Elayne. Rare example of the dark side showing actual cunning.

Rand awkwardly formalizes his polygamous arrangement. Hilarious scene.

Forsaken decide to kill Rand before he can cleanse the source. You could cut the suspense with a knife following that brief interlude.

Mat: gets the ball rolling on his Dragons idea, is raped by Tylin (who is then eviscerated by a gholam), rescues Joline from Seanchan enslavement, learns Tuon's identity and marries her. Classic Mat!

Powerless Rand stealth murders rogue Asha'man in Far Madding aided by Cadsuane's array of Q-like gadgets, and Lan. One of my favourite bits in the series.

The gang cleanses the source while under siege from every Forsaken. Epic.

Book 9 was fucking awesome. Not one dull moment to be found. Possibly the best entry in the entire series.

>>87337138
it was entirely shit and nothing happens except cleansing the source at the end. Fuck your hilarious scenes and classic mat memes.

>>87337018
>11-14
*1-14

>>87337138

Such a counter to what book 10 does. I hardly remember a lot of the stuff like:

>Darkfriend bro manipulates Elayne. Rare example of the dark side showing actual cunning.

or

>Opens with Black Ajah turned forcibly to the Light.

>>87337207
You really didn't like Rand and Lan fucking shit up in Far Madding? We can't hang out.

>>87337138

Also, having those Aes Sedai licking Mat's boots for rescueing them was real nice. He should have had them swear fealty, but that's not his way be "he's not a lord".

>>87337238
Pretty sure book 9 gets shit on just because it's the main conduit of the Faile garbage story. Besides that, it's great.

>>87337257
It sounds cool, but honestly 9 was such a slog to get through for me, maybe I'm misremembering and confusing half of it with 10

>Wheel of Time literally has a character named "Fail"

It's like he wanted to make the most pathetic character possible.

>>87321657
If I knew who dropped that hammer I'd high five him.

>>87337340

I remember 9 moving real fast because Mat in Ebou Dar was neat.

>>87337138
>Darkfriend bro manipulates Elayne. Rare example of the dark side showing actual cunning.
Elayne isn't exactly hard to fool. She stumbles into like the exact same trap 4 times in the series because she's utterly predictable.

>>87327867
I always imagined Thom as looking like Sam Elliott, don't think they'd sound the same though.

>>87337506
>be a bathtub full of warm water
>wait for Elayne
rate my trap senpai

>>87337610

>that pregnant Elayne with twins

>>87337388
>faEEL

>>87327867
mads mikkelsen or Hugo weaving for ishamael

>>87337610
Bretty good

>>87337796
>Hugo weaving for ishamael
Dang this is good. I just want to hear him say
>I win again, Lews Therin

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what does she use the ring for?

>>87327867
I made a ToEE portrait pack based on Seamas Gallagher's WoT art

>>87337895

Nothing, she's just rich. Imagine all of the pillow fun she had with Siuan with their classplay.

>>87321657
What's the most titles Rand had at any one time?
>Dragon Reborn and Lord of the Morning
I think those are the standard ones, but he was also
>king of Illian
>overlord of Tear
>overlord of Andor
>overlord of Cairhien
>Car'a'carn
>He Who Comes With the Dawn
>Coramoor
>Shadowkiller
Plus I don't think he was ever formally recognized, but he did effectively rule Arad Doman at one point too.

And that's discounting all the BS titles that Masema came up with after he started the Rand cult.

>>87338025

Woolhead, farmboy, shepherd.

Padan Fain gets the One Ring. What happens?

>>87338073
Oh right, can't forget those. Those were arguably his most used titles in the series, and the earliest ones bestowed upon him.

>>87338073
kek

>>87338074
he becomes invisible

>>87338025
6
Oh, you said "titles"

>>87338156
>Nynaeve's braid
kek

>>87338156
Hey I was using WoT characters to keep track of my systems/planets for a while too. Then I started reading Malazan and started using the Gods/Houses instead.

>>87338165

I wonder if Mat's ta'vareness attracts the biggest titties to him. Selucia and Setalle Anan are both described as large.

>>87321657
good. It wasn't looking promising.

>>87338212
>Malazan
good idea, might do that when 1.8 comes out

>>87338232
>he ends up with Tuon
bad roll berk

>>87338316
>not wanting a little brown girl

>>87337895
It's a sa'angreal

>>87337895
Isn't that the bracelet Lanfear had? The Sa'angreal?

>>87338316

>the blackest and flattest character

The Pattern sucks some times.

>>87337895
It's a magic cock ring

>>87338331
>>87338352
That bracelet was just an angreal, wasn't it?

>>87338416
I'm pretty sure it was Sa'angreal.

>>87338444
Welp, just Binged this and I guess it's borderline. It is an angreal, but a super powerful one.
http://encyclopaedia-wot.org/items/ivory_bracelet.html

>>87338622
That sort of begs the question of what a sa'angreal is if not a "super powerful" angreal.

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>>87327867
Moiraine
>get those little legs moving, Scully

>>87338622
>Binged

>>87338631
Yeah. I didn't even realise the bracelet was canonically so OP for angreal. I'm currently reconsidering previous posts I've made as well as my life. I just don't know what's real anymore.

>>87338717
Intriguing

>>87336973
No you at least read the last chapter of 7 and 8 RJ always delivered with the big fight at the end, except of CoT of course.

>>87337138
Far madding is great also one of my favorite bits, all of it

>>87338631
This is just head canon, but maybe it takes both men and women to make them, I don't remember eylane angreal autistic ever making a sa'angreal

>>87339333
Basically anything good required both men and women to make it. Except Cuindillar apparently.

>>87339433
>Except Cuindillar apparently.
that was a weird little thread. went from semi-mystical to mechanical and forgettable in the space of a chapter or two

>>87339528
same as a woman over the course of a man's life

>>87339581
pretty good post

>>87339528
Cuindillar was one of those things that never really lived up to the hype. Partly cause of how it was introduced.

>>87340120
Rand did wipe out a massive seanchan army with it, and then again in Sanderson's one he uses it to wipe out a massive army of trollocs, and of course the end, it would have been better if Rigney wrote it but callandor was defintently not underused

>>87340120
>>87339528

Stuff like Whitebridge and other things left over in the world make me wonder when they were constructed. Maybe right after the Breaking when the female Aes Sedai from the AoL were still around?

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>>87340237

>>87340237
interesting post friend but I'm afraid you misunderstood

>>87340314
Guess so

>>87340237
Uh, Cuindillar is Heart Stone. That stuff that's made in the Power and is supposed to be unbreakable (except when it isn't). And then the Aes Sedai figure out how to manufacture it and it just loses any luster it might have had.

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>Mat spanking Joline until she cries because of her arrogant, hoity toity attitude

>>87340243
Yeah it was those little tidbits that got me really into the series. I always thought the "it was Earth all along!" explanations were lame so I chose to not believe them. Even though some of the relics were pretty obviously recognizable bits of tech from the modern era.

>>87340506
I mean it's pretty obvious from Thoms stories. particularly "Mosk and Merk" which is obviously a description of a nuclear apocalypse.

>>87340506

Or the Benz ornament.

>>87340638
Or when Rand is in the Waste and dreams of a passenger jet crashing into a city of "giant crystal buildings".

>>87340470
ah right, i'm drunk my bad

>>87340698

I don't recall that one.

>>87321657
the book is fucking terrible thats why

>>87340698
kek

>Demandred practicing at the sword gym
>Almost manages to beat LTT yet again
>Reaches for his LTT brand protein shake, before he showers with LTT brand body wash and shampoo
>Goes home to his apartment just below the penthouse directly opposite a billboard with LTT's face on it

>>87341620

>Demandred's wife is also just one cup size smaller than LTT's.

>>87341835
You're incorrigible, but I laugh everytime

>>87321703
fpbp

>>87328022

I'd choose a Domani or a Taraboner, maybe about 100-110, tall and with good stout walking heels. Tall, large ample bosom and deep cleavage, dressed like a massive slut in her native outfits despite being Aes Sedai, long brown hair in various styles as needed. No bush shaving, she isn't a bloody Aiel savage. Brown is always a good choice because it gives perfect cause to leave the Tower for very long periods and not have to interact with others like Greys and Blues must. Yellow is also a good option here because it means a longer life for me, with Reds and Whites just right out.

>>87343044
Please don't think I'm weird, but... would you ever fuck an Ogier?

>>87343105

With enough alcohol at one of Graendal's weirder orgies.

>tfw all humans are too quick for ogiers

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>>87343162
We could hang out.

>>87343254

I like you, can you die and be reborn as a big titty woman (male)?

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>>87327867

>>87343339
Soon.

>>87337305
if they cast Mat as a black guy like we meme about, he should look like that rap battle guy when he says "but I'm not a rapper" when he says that with everyone losing their shit.

Oliver was my lil nigga.


and how Jordan cut short the adventures of perrin FUCKING THE TROLLOCS SHIT UP AND TAKING OVER THE TWO RIVERS was a criminal act.

>>87338073
mudfoot!!!!

>>87343105
a-a-a-a-as as a final c-c-choice only!!

>fools will never realize my plan of banging THICCC ogier girls.

seeing the covers from the japanese translations, makes me wish they would just do a fucking manga adaptation.

BEST GIRL: Moiraine
BEST BOY: Matt
BEST BOOK: 8
BEST AES SEDAI GROUP: Brown

BEST GIRL: Nynaeve
BEST BOY: Ishmael
BEST BOOK: 5 The Fires of Heaven
BEST AES SEDAI GROUP: Green

Anyone else think Jordan tried out LSD given the way he describes tapping into the source

>>87321657
Why do girls pretend to like this series ?

MAZRIM TAIM IS DEMANDRED

>>87345417
Kill yourself.

>>87345510
good female characters
Men make no good important decision without the help of a woman
People acting without the other sex helping them out usually end up dead

>When you finally realize that Rand wasn't Jesus, Logain was

>>87345569
rude

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Best character

>from the start all the way to end, is in it to help Rand and protect the people from her village and never sets that goal aside
>incredibly powerful
>finds weaves unheard of for millenia
>puts entire yellow ajah to shame
>heals stilling
>cleanses the source with Rand
>defeats the big bad with Rand
>is basically the only one Rand would trust when he was at his worst
>heals coercion
>heals MADNESS in male channelers
>makes Lan want to live again
>gathers the entire fucking north for Lan
>never brags about any of it
>realistic character progession, has to work out deep seated anger and self esteem issues

>>87345789
She's great when she has her moments, but literally every chapter with her and Elayne together was atrocious.

>>87345832
any chapter with Elayne was atrocious
based Nynaeve was one of the rare people who would point out what an arrogant little bitch Elayne was

>>87345789
>anon tugs his post

>>87332695
Same thing has been happening with Stranger in a Strange Land. Everyone "intends" to make it, but it never happens. At one point, I think Tom Hanks had it.

>>87324558
Do not know sorry

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>>87338717
i like it

The series rapidly deteriorated after book 3, IE. When Rand stopped being an adventurer and got a job.

There were still decent moments but as a whole the books just all blended together, it's a lot harder to place an event outside of the first three books into its specific book.
Perrin was back home(was it call two rivers? I think, it's been fucking forever) for like five books and none of it mattered.
Mat kept traveling but his travels stopped mattering much.

Once Rand got his job he ceased being a character as well. He later stood in to represent his previous incarnation but beyond that he was featureless.

The Aiel were cool at first but it became increasingly obvious that Jordan wanted to (rightly) stop writing about bland, boring people; but he couldn't go far enough and get rid of them. So they exist on life support of taking up pages nobody enjoys.

Fuck man those first books were really good too.

Remember when Rand and Mat were having a spooky adventure and it was one of the highlights of the book? Remember when for half a dozen books Rand was being a leader?
Remember when for half a dozen books Mat was wandering around being important but reminding everyone that he isn't important?

>>87345789
I do like the scene where she heals Logain and Logain just instantly realizes.

Fuck Logain was another character that was violently underused.

>>87347473
Man, you should really re-read the series, because you were obviously borderline illiterate when you read it originally. Perrin was in Two Rivers for one book and a small amount of another for example, and Mat's wanderings include some of the most important events in the series later on.

>>87347473
>Remember when Rand and Mat were having a spooky adventure and it was one of the highlights of the book?
that part where Mat reacts completely on instinct stopping an assassin's dagger just short of Rand chest stuck with me. People write all those kind of moments off as '"Taveren lol" but to me it felt more like Mat just looking out for his friend.

Mat constantly saving people even though he says he won't or doesn't want to was on of my favorite recurring jokes too. Dude's a real hero at heart. He's aslo one of the only characters with a realistic attitude of "fuck this shit adventure is dangerous as fuck hell no I'm not coming let me gtfo" in the first book, which was very enjoyable as well.

>>87345789
>tfw no tsundere aes sedai gf
>n-not like I wanted to heal you baka, just practicing my splits

>>87347473
i.e
idiot

>>87347640
That part with Mat was great. The taint from Aridhol makes people paranoid, to the point that literally everyone in the city killed one another, friends and family included. Yet through that entire sequence, never once does Mat doubt Rand. He's snappy and aggressive, but he never for a moment thinks Rand is out to get him, despite him being half mad with paranoia. It a great little touch that showed just how much he trusts Rand.

>>87321657
good. It could never work

>>87325222
nice trips

>>87347568
Whoops my bad. I meant when he's trying to rescue Faile.
Half a dozen is an exaggeration but it's still like three or four.

Obviously Matrim's stuff matters, it's just that with Perrin and Rand written to be bland responsible leader characters with slightly different moral flavors, Matrim is just another one but Jordan remembers to write him saying "I am not a leader" every couple of paragraphs.
Nothing fine with that sort of reluctant leader archetype, he's still pretty enjoyable to read but like Perrin and Rand past a point he doesn't change at all. And that point comes pretty early on.

>>87347640
Nearly the entirety of all the stuff that happens in the first three books is cool.
Not meta orchestrated big stakes stuff, but the first book is a clear journey that doesn't go straight and takes a ton of exciting turns into interesting locations.
Three is the same and two is just stumbling around in the wake of their adventure and the characters settling into being important beyond themselves.

>>87347670
What did you mean by this?
Were you just talking about Logain being an idiot? Or referring to another character I was referencing?

Or were you responding to me as a poster, i.e. you meant to say "i.e. I am an idiot"
Or did you confuse it with "t."?

>>87327867
This is some shit art, but post-saidar Siuan should be Kaya Scodelario

>>87345789
The real hero of the story

>>87332879

Why are those pictures allowed on the wiki

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Morgase was THICC

>>87321657
What is best audio book series?

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>>87347976
I was calling you an idioit and you have to believe me im not calling you that for the sake of it, ive heard lots of great criticism about WoT but those things you wrote are just stupid.

sorry for my grammar english is not my 1st language

>>87323409
What's going on in that picture

Does Galadriel riverdance in this series?

>>87348929
>Galadriel

Who?

>>87348989
Galadedrid i think he meant

>>87327867
Moghedien looks pretty cute in that.

So does Siuan and Egwene, but goddamn if Elayne doesn't look like a ditzy whore with too much makeup.

>>87350790
So you're saying Elayne is spot on then?

Reminder that Lews Therin Telamon was the chad of the Age of Legends.

>/fit/
>strongest in the One Power
>tall (compared to Sammael who was explicitly short, fucking manlet)
>first of the Aes Sedai
>Champion of the Light
>cucked Ishamael out of being able to die forever
>cucked Demandred out of Ilyena
>cucked Sammael out of generalship
>cucked Be'lal out of swords
>cucked Aginor out of being allowed to experiment like he wanted
>had Lanfear salivating over his dick so hard she turned to the Shadow because Lews Therin doesn't fuck whores

Almost half the Forsaken turned to the Shadow purely because Lews Therin couldn't walk into a room without his giant dick slapping them across the face.

>>87350923
>because Lews Therin doesn't fuck whores

He literally did fuck her though, so well she still wanted him 3000 years later.

>>87337610
8/10, Aviendha might sneak in to bathe instead even though the sweat tents are obviously and clearly better and she'd never bathe in a tub like a weak wetlander woman.

Otherwise pretty good, warm water is also a plus because otherwise she might channel to heat it.

>>87338025
Dragon (Reborn)
Creator's Champion
Car'a'carn
He Who Comes With The Dawn
Kinslayer (inherited from Lews Therin)
First Among Servants (inherited from Lews Therin)
True Defender of the Light
Coramoor
Shadowkiller
Lord of the Morning
Prince of the Dawn
King of Illian
Ruler of Tear
High Seat of House Mantear (technically it should be his or Galad's position, since he's Tigraine's son and she was Daughter-Heir, the current head is only a cousin of he and Galad I think)
Lord of the Two Rivers (via Elayne giving them to him)

Probably a couple of others I'm forgetting.

>>87345789
She's the Lady of the Lake, would you expect any less?

>>makes Lan want to live again
>they get married in Sea Folk fashion so she commands in public but has to take commands in private
>she mentions to Elayne that she wishes he'd take more advantage of their vows in private
>when she sends him off in book 11 he says he'll miss the scratches she puts in his back when they're in private

>>87351023
She turned into a slut anon, and a crazy yandere bitch. Kept staging elaborate and violent attempts to win him back in public, embarrassed herself, ruined her reputation. Graendal even mocks her for it by saying that if Lews Therin had said rug she'd be stretched out on the floor before he closed his mouth.

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>>87327867
Demandred

>>87351343

>tfw obsessed forsaken waifu who'd probably act as your toilet without question

>>87352419
You don't stick it in crazy, anon. Lews Therin made that mistake, his reincarnation didn't make the mistake a second time.

>>87352575

Use her until she breaks and becomes a pet.

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>>87352575
>Mfw Perrin does what nobody else was man enough to do and snaps her bitch neck

>>87352736
Moridin probably let her be raped by the Trollocs and Myrddraal for a while after he put her in her Cyndane body and then stuck her soul in his mindtrap to make her his slave. We know for a fact that Moghedien and Graendal were both given over to them.

>>87353095
Moiraine took her out like a hero the first time as well.

>>87323409
Nynaeve and Moiraine. Nice!

>>87352575
>not sticking your dick in crazy
you just don't stay around afterwards

>>87353985
In the case of Lanfear, crazy not only knows where you live, it can track you down, reach you via Traveling, and can find you in the dreamworld, even break through a dream warding.

>>87354026

What if Rand had just decided to say "fuck it" and pork her in when in the Stone? Would she dump him if he called her mommy?

More to that point, I would call my Aes Sedai mommy. Mother's milk in a cup would be quite literal.

>>87354083
Lanfear would have kidnapped him and held him prisoner if he'd given her the D. Lanfear was actually really damn strong in comparison to the other Forsaken, on a level with Demandred. Even after she's weakened a bit by the Aelfinn, she's still on par with Alivia while Alivia is using all of Nynaeve's Angreal and shit, completely unaided.

>>87354026
worth it

>>87353307
wrong color

>>87354318
What?

>>87354083
She'd have taken him with her and brainwashed him into being her devoted slave.

>>87354168
>Lanfear was actually really damn strong in comparison to the other Forsaken, on a level with Demandred
No she wasn't, at least not in raw power.

Alivia is either at her pre-Cyndane level, which is possible (Lanfear was as strong as it is possible for a woman to be, but that doesn't mean nobody else could be born with that strength, and the questionable Companion rates Alivia as Lanfear's strength level), or just below it, but Alivia had trouble because Cyndane/Lanfear has all the AoL channeling knowledge and skill and she doesn't:

>Jordan: When Alivia faced Cyndane, Alivia was by far the stronger because of her angreal, and had various tools (ter'angreal) to work with besides, but Cyndane was much, much more knowledgeable about channeling. Alivia, after all, knew relatively little except how to be a weapon. That was very useful in the situation, but in this case, knowledge versus strength made it an even match.

>>87354458
Moiraine is Blue Ajah, Nyvaeve is Yellow.

Picture features a Blue and Green.
That could be ANYONE'S braid.

>>87354578
Anon, that's the dress Nynaeve is wearing when she leaves Tear with Elayne, Juilin and Thom.

>>87354578
Nynaeve likes green dresses, she says so in book six during one of her dream world jaunts.

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>>87354578

They don't have to only wear their own colors.

>>87354622
>>87354632
sheeeit

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>>87354578
>>87354806
silly anon

>>87354868

Can you imagine all of the yelling about cultural appropriation? They appropriate all cultures.

>>87327867
is lan the greatest fighter in WoT?

>>87354895
no one cares what poos in loos think

>>87354940
He is the best swordsman in the series by a country mile.

>>87340773
When Rand is doing his chief vision quest in the pillars i believe. He sees the bore being opened.

>>87354940
He's always been described as the best fighter in the world, and so without any cheats, yes.

>>87355000
A bit after. He dreams it when they're headed for Cairhien.

>>87340506

That's what made it great. Some bizarre far, far future Earth.

The smooth material that was cold to the touch but not metal being plastic yet never stated as such was a neat detail that's easy to miss.

>>87354940
Lan thinks to himself that Demandred is better in AMoL, at least on that particular day. Jordan used to rank the swordsmen as Lan > Rand >> Galad >>> Gawyn, but that was before Demandred arrived on the scene.

>>87347640

One thing that doesn't become explicitly clear until Sanderson takes over, but was always an undercurrent, is that the heroes don't hate each other, they don't dismiss each other, they do care for each other, etc. They grouse and lie to themselves about how sick of all this shit they are, but when shit goes down they are always there for each other.

>>87355083
This is true, but Lan had been fighting for 36 hours straight at that point, which is highlighted in the passage you're referring to. Demandred was essentially fresh.

>>87355204
Demandred had been channeling a full circle for however long, a solid day probably, which is draining at the baseline, was using Sarkanen to drastically increase the amount of power he was drawing and we know angreal/sa'angreal use can drain you from sheer physical exhaustion, Sarkanen itself is remarked on as taking more out of you than other angreal/sa'angreal do, and had fought his way through Gawyn and Galad already. Neither of them were at the top of their game, as I said, Lan thinks Demandred was better on that day. If they were both completely rested and fresh, it might go differently, or it might not.

whats y'all favorite Ajah?

1. Red: Keeps the world safe from crazy men and triggers poltards
2. Brown: Based Verin. Also Knowledge is important
3. Yellow: Healing people is useful and a righteous cause
4. Gray = White : Not sure what these do but at least they dont do any damage
6. Blue: literal memeajah, doing nothing but useless quests
7. Green: worst by far

>>87355343

Greys are diplomats and mediators. Why any ruler would have an Aes Sedai assigned to them who isn't grey is beyond me, like Elaida being at Morgase's side in the first book.

Whites are pretty useless, they just sit and bullshit and never do much.

Which Ajah would have the best looking women?

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>>87355083

>Matt's face when he beat Galas and Gawyn whilst still recovering from wounds

>>87355491
Funnily enough, out of all the Aes Sedai described as being attractive, it's mostly Whites. Alviarin is meant to be a hottie, Sarene is meant to be incredibly attractive etc.

>>87355343
Blue are basically the ones who more often want to help save the world, versus sniping at each other inside their giant phallic symbol.

I fucking love Wheel of Time but it does have pacing and character interaction problems. The exact problems a TV show could really help. Or be an utter disaster too. But I kind of want to find out.

Why is this show impossible to get rolling? I can only imagine because its cast of thousands rivals Game of Thrones by a wide margin, and there's a much larger amount of effects shots needed.

thats a good thing

>>87345482
I was thinking morphine. Along with the parallels to opioid addiction and withdrawal, it fits.

>>87345545
I'm pretty pissed that it's actually true

>>87355912

Yeah, I feel like WoT has way more larger cities and characters on the move much more often than GoT.

>>87348599
The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy fits 1-12, the original form of the story. It's a radio play not a true audiobook, but it's great.

Martin Shaw's reading of The Silmarillion is really nice too. Listened to that one traveling cross-country and it made the trip.

>>87356167
On the bright side, the teleporting aspect of Game of Thrones most recently means exactly nothing after the halfway mark, because all the channelers start picking up Traveling.

>>87356567
what happens if you open up a gateway to right behind you then you balefire yourself

>>87357100

I hate how people say time is a flat looping circle in Wheel of Time but we have Balefire burning souls out of creation.

BITCH THE WHEEL IS METAPHORICAL.

>>87357289
Balefire prevents the DO from reincarnating a soul, it doesn't remove it from the Pattern.

>>87355343
Why wasn't there an inverse of Green, where multiple sisters would submit to one warder

>>87357100
>Question
>If I were to open a gateway in front of me that opened behind me, and I balefired myself, what would happen?
>Robert Jordan
>Young lady, you are entirely too obsessed and have far too much time. You need to get some sort of life. I suggest you go have an intense love affair. Doesn't matter with who, be it man, woman, or German Shepherd.
>http://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=180#6

>>87358034
>autist spews retarded quandary
>he literally tells her to go fuck a dog
based

>>87357892
There is a custom, and to Aes Sedai custom has the force of law, that more than one Sister does not bond a single Warder. You don't get any additional strength or vitality from multiple bonds, so it's really not going to do a whole lot besides result in more woman who can compel you through the bond and more women whose death will send you mad.

However, we do notice that when Rand is bonded by Elayne, Aviendha and Min, it causes Alanna to faint. But that might also have been caused by the two day fuck session Rand and Elayne had after the bonding was done, based on what was flowing through the bond at the time and the reactions of the other three involved parties.

>>87358164
Thanks for the sensible response. You seem like a Wheel of Time expert; are you? If so, I have a question based on something you just brought up. I haven't read this series in a long while. Does Alanna ever get fucked after she mindrapes Rand? By anyone (I'm pretty sure Rand never fucks her)

>>87357607

Yeah, but if it was a circle how could a person reincarnate as themselves when that exact moment in time came around again?

>>87327867
So, based entirely on these pictures:

Siuan > Lanfear > Berelain > Nynaeve > Moghedian > Graendal > Egwene > Birgitte > Min > Aviendha > Sermihage > Tuon > Elayne > Moiraine > Faile > Mesanna > Morgase

>>87358296
>Does Alanna ever get fucked after she mindrapes Rand? By anyone
Not that we ever see, nor anything that hints to it to my recollection. Her emotions are raw most of the time, when Rand isn't around she's a weeping ball of pent up stress, when Elayne rides his Aielman spear and she's passed out for three days her other Warder says she's "terrified of waking up" for some reason, and when he is nearby she's inordinately happy. She's also outright possessive of him, thinking he "belongs to her" and that he is "her Warder" and is inordinately jealous over other women bonding him and "stealing" him from her. She also dislikes Min for said bed sharing (and cries a lot because of it).

From that, she almost certainly wants to fuck Rand, but no, she doesn't seem to ever actually get fucked afterwards. I think Verin considers to herself that getting Alanna "suitably distracted from her Warder's death" would be helpful at one point though.

This book series was terrible and will never make it to screen

>>87358822
>when Elayne rides his Aielman spear and she's passed out for three days her other Warder says she's "terrified of waking up" for some reason
Legit laughed out loud at this. Thanks for the detailed and hilarious response.

I'd love to re-read this series one day but it's such a daunting prospect and I have a massive backlog of novels that I haven't read already so it's probably never going to happen :(

>>87359113

I find audiobooks are great for rereads. None of the stress of catching the details, and you know the rhythm already. I've heard the WoT ones are good.

>>87359113
>I have a massive backlog of novels that I haven't read already

Not him but post that list, i'm looking for something new to read.

>>87358885

Your mom was terrible and will never make a successful child.

>>87357892

I don't see how you couldn't have that if you were a male channeler and wanted a few different Aes Sedai in your magic harem. And they can feel how much stronger you are in the One Power through the bond, making them submit wholly to you.

>>87359313
Almost have The First Law wrapped up, then will read the adjuncts, then I think I'm going to tackle World of Tiers BUT I also want to read the last few novels Vernor Vinge and Neal Stephenson have released. I also want to read The World Inside. Some stuff by Damon Knight too. There's a lot more, but those are my current priorities.

pleb'n'proud

>>87359606
Thanks, The First Law is my favorite by far although the other books in the same universe aren't as good, gonna check the rest tho.

>>87359723
>the other books in the same universe aren't as good
Aw, that's disappointing to learn.

Can someone explain what this series is about?

Because if theres no dragons im not interested.

>>87360163

Busty magic milfs and polygamy.

>>87360186
what else really not interested if its not going to be better than GoT

>>87360216

No, there's no dragons. It's about magic users and a basic good versus evil struggle.

DAE regret buying an e-ink reader? I now realise that the best part about reading books is advertising what you're reading in public so others who are familiar with what you're reading can interrupt you and converse about it

>>87360345
There are rakens

>>87360163
touchy, scheming women and occasional swordfights

i hope the TV series fixes the cultural appropriation that is the Aiel and makes them rightfully black

Daily reminder that Jim Rigney killed over 1,300 VC and casually ate lunch next to their rotting corpses on a daily basis

>>87361367
>the light is a metaphor for napalm
based

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>OP starts bullshit lies and it leads to a comfy /WOT/ thread

>>87347473
m8 perrin fighting trollocs in the two rivers was fuckin' book kino m8

>>87361907
desu that was high point of Perrin storyline, it was shit ever after

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>>87361866
Who are you to doubt industry sources?

>>87361990

Naw, when he got his wife back shit got badass again. Essentially three books needed to be condense to one.

>>87361990
snapping that whore's neck was pretty kino
too bad he didn't snap faile's too

>>87362057
I liked faile iuno.

She had her moments where she was insufferable but she was mostly okay.

>>87362151
she would've been an ok character if she was used much more sparingly
instead you got her 2-3 character attributes flung in your face repeatedly which became really tiresome

>>87362151
>>87362218
>worst characters in the series become rulers with reality-warping god powers
why

>>87362218

We really didn't need her PoV during the Shaido arc. All that set up was Rolan being pretty decent, that those busty Aiel Wise Ones were becoming soft in the Wetlands, and that some Black Ajah was spirited away with them back to the Waste.

Oh yeah, Sevanna. She also had huge tits.

I skipped most of the Faile kidnap arc on my last reread and it was so much better
too bad nothing will ever feel really good anymore after Malazan

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>>87363086
>tfw Sammael ruses Sevanna with the "nar'baha"

>>87362468
>that limpy fucking wrist on Rand

ruins the entire artowkr desu

>>87363799
I like the other two but rand looks like some nobleman's spoiled brat kid rather than a farmer/warrior, yeah

>>87345789
Only second best. She is married to the best character though

>>87363863
Mat looks like some tryhard faggot highschooler.

>>87338717
I approve of this.

>>87336970
If you're in the business of selling books and some dude is selling books like hotcakes and will write as many books as you want, why not have him write the maximum amount of books for as long as possible?

>>87321703
first post best post

>>87364683
because sacrificing quality might lead to lower sales in the long-term, and an enormous series might discourage some potential readers from getting started

>>87363863
I actually like the face and hair but that arm hasn't lifted a single haystack in his life

>>87364230
that's what he is tho

>>87365107
Do publishers care about the long-term? Copy rights don't seem to work in favor of publishers over the course of time. Better to have your main guy churn out as many popular works as possible until and only until sales actually start falling off due to dilution or the guy dies, right?

>>87321703
This

>>87365369

Wouldn't the author also get more power for themselves the more popular they get? Maybe they start needing a minimum of books, but it doesn't mean RJ had to do 12.

>>87366685
That's why Tor employed their top editor to marry him, it was the perfect means of control.

>>87366792

RJ = Male Channeler
Tor = White Tower
Harriet = Guiding Aes Sedai Wife

>>87337059
>but they grow on you and become like old friends because you've got through so much together

end your life

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>>87366881
>Rianna Andomeran
>has black hair with a white streak
>literally has the Talent of making others' blood boil
>gets punched in the face when she tries to speak
What did he mean by this?

>>87321703
(.)(.)

>>87367134

>Rianna
>gets punched

>>87367991
She actually gets pimpslapped. My bad

>>87368087

Was it by Krisb Roun?

>>87368207
Hehe

Another failed WoT thread. Pathetic.