This flicc is so fucking perfect.
How can any other comfy adventurekino even compete apart from MAYBE PotC?
>>87311913
Sommers is based
What about The Mummy?????
>>87312076
nah it's not as good.
Van Helsing is legitimately the best /flick/ ever made.
van helsing is the best saturday afternoon film of all time.
Prove me wrong.
>>87312073
>>87312076
Deep Rising is the third movie in his /kino/ trifecta
>>87311913
funny, cheezy and 3 vamp bitches were great. brainless horror-adventure action critics hate
>>87311913
its a glib facsimile of the real deal
>>87312979
>brainless
that's where you're wrong
Waifu shouldn't have died in the end, ruined it.
>>87311913
>flicc
what?
>>87311913
I used to pause and fap to that milky titted ginger vampire slut all the time when I was a kid.
Hansel & Gretel was a fun flick too.
Shit's been sitting on my harddrive for 6 months now.
Time for another rewatch. Cheers OP.
I miss good, entertaining adventure films like this and early Pirates.
When was the last time we got a good adventure film?
>>87315758
Why, Rogue One™ A Star Wars™ Story of course!
BIG
TITTED
VAMPIRE
SLUTS
>>87316472
I know you're joking, but I've never liked Star Wars. I want more monster-hunting, or gunslinging, or swashbuckling films. Pirates used to be good but it really declined in quality recently. And I hardly think we're going to get another pirates-themed adventure film anytime soon because people will always compare it to PotC.