So what's up with Batman being the sugga daddy of the whole

>>87304300

They are Batman's henchmen

>>87304300
I'd like it to be Batman's guilt over getting Supes killed leads him and a bunch of other assholes to try to fill the void left by a literal God.
But everyone else is so OP that it doesn't even matter and Supes is coming back after one movie anyway.

>So what's up with Batman being the sugga daddy of the whole Justice League in the DCEU movies?
who else is supposed to do it?
>Is that something out of the comic?
No

>>87304300
Never read the comics but in the cartoons and animated movies Batman is usually the one with the plans and natural leadership with supes as second in command.

>>87304300
Because Batman's superpower is money so they all bow to him.

>>87304300
What porn is this from?

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Batman in the comics during a long ass time owned not only the Daily Planet, but also the entire apartment complex Superman lived, and a dozens of others more in the adjacent area, that to not mention the entire Watchtower.

He'd even buy Superman's fancy clothes, restaurants, and whatever expensive gifts Superman'd present to Lois any given day.

He pretty much owned Superman's ass.

>>87304640
Fantastic Four XXX: An Axel Braun Porn Parody

>>87304672

I'm sure Supes would return the favor and give Batman some cryptonian power if he could.

>>87304672
>>87304790

Do you think Superman would pay back in BJs every other Tuesday for all Batman has done for him?

>>87304300
From what I remember from the old cartoon, Batman was always like a leader. Like a "First among equals" kinda deal. Plus, he's literally the one with all the money and shit so.

>>87304790
https://arousinggrammar.com/2014/09/28/batman-and-superman-switch-powers-pt-1/

>>87304672

Batman also would also buy Wonder Woman's fancy dresses and lingerie, which i always found creepy.

He also paid for Green Arrow's bachelor party, for whatever reason, despite Green Arrow also being rich as fuck.

>>87304300
batman is muh money and prep time
that is his thing
i can see SM, WW, aquaman ... could be very rich too but it's not their thing so they dont show it
>>87304672
didn't SM have a huge house with tons of robot and tech in the mountain

>>87305385
>didn't SM have a huge house with tons of robot and tech in the mountain

The Fortress of Solitude. That was more like his base of operation, or where he'd go to smoke a joint without having to deal with Lois getting on his ass, not exactly where he lived.
Even then Batman had permission to come and go there, with a special room all to himself.

Goddamn, talking about this shit is making me realize how gay Superman and Batman friendship looks like.

>>87304960
>despite Green Arrow also being rich as fuck
You mean resurrected Ollie?

At that time, Oliver lost his company (because he was dead [self-sacrifice by nuke in Action Comics]) and was trying to get it back. Bruce was helping out.

Note: He also got kidnapped in the Bachelor Party and replaced by EveryMan for the wedding and honeymoon (where Dinah killed the impostor).

>>87304960
You can't make the groom pay for his bachelors party wtf dude

>>87305591

Did EveryMan got the chance to stick in her, at least?

>>87304300
because he's a mary sue

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Everyone including the Joker wants a go with Batman.

Batman is most popular so he has to be most important.

>>87305591

Did Bruce also paid anything else for Ollie? Or was it just the bachelor party?

>>87305670
Idiot here, what was the context of this page?

>>87304672
If red pansu was a woman they would probably fug daily

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I'll be honest with you all, this father-son thing they'll do with Bruce and Barry makes me uncomfortable. The Tony and Peter was and looked innocent.

>>87304300
funny thing, i always saw batman as the biggest threat off all of them. like, if he wanted to fuck things up, theres little all of the other supers can do.

>>87304300

The Justice League is set up first and foremost to keep the peace globally.

It's more 'hidden' use is that if Batman goes rogue, it will take all of them to beat him as he has non-lethal plans to disable them, which got stolen at some point by Vandal Savage who turned them lethal.

Batman is just human, but he's smarter than the rest of the JLA combined when it comes to tactics. It's basically all in place to keep Batman in check if he goes rogue because he'd be unstoppable.

>>87305645
No. Em has ED

Turns out the EveryMan had Erectile Dysfunction and too nervous about getting discovered, he tried to stab Dinah. Trying to stab one of the best close-combat fighters in DC ... EveryMan got knifed instead.

>>87305763
Ollie's legal fees to get his identity back

Can't recall who had ownership of the company. It wasn't Conor, because Conor was discovered when Ollie was dead.

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Justice League, Teen Titans, Birds of Prey, Outsiders... they were all financially supported by Batman, including much of these team's members life.

Some super-scientist-like characters also worked for Batman, like: Blue Beetle, Mister Terrific, Steel and so on.

And yeah, he was pretty much Superman's sugga daddy. Hell, even Supergirl lived on his money.

>>87305849
t. Marvel intern

>>87305499

Batman paying for all of Superman's expensive and having a room in his Fortress of Solitude, where you rarely see Lois going, make it seem that they're using the place to fuck.

Most of the supernatural heroes also own Batman favors: Zatanna, Jason Blood/Etrigan, Deadman, Swamp Thing...

Guys... is Batman a Jew? What's his endgame?

batman has always been the leader of the justice league. He fucking started it in the first place, who do you think builds all that crazy high tech shit that they all use like the fucking private space station? All batman.

>>87304446
This. Whether they realize it or not.

>>87306158
JL is also partly financed by the others, Green Arrow, Blue Beetle, Metamorpho. Part of trademark royalties from inventions of their companies fund the Hall of Justice and global defense.

Teen Titans (and later on the Outsiders) and Haleys Circus, were later financed by Dick Grayson. Bruce had invested Dick's insurance money and when Dick turned 18, Bruce transferred all the accounts. Dick is also a billionaire (low, but still) now.

Bruce funds everyone in the Bat-family as necessary (even his billionaire lesbian cousin Kathy Kane).

>>87305849
>Tony Snark and Gay Spider's relationship
>"Wow ur so cool also don't fuck my mom please quip with me"

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>>87304546
It was going to be Luthor. He was already working on their "branding."

>>87306567

But Blue Beetle's company, Kordtronics, was a part of Wayne Electronics.

>>87306751
That was later.

LexCorp was trying a hostile takeover of Kord Industries, so, Ted sold his company to WayneTech quick.

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This is what happens when you let another man metaphorically mow your lawn.

>>87306567
Power Girl (Karen Starr) funded the modern JSA.

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So Batman own pretty much everyone. Question is: did Batman ever boss people around?

I don't remember Batman ever acting like a typical boss.

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>>87306854
Bruce should know the feeling.

>>87307369

Yeah, well, Selina was a goddamn prostitute, for Rao's sake. She even tried to bang Batman's adopted son.

>>87307425
This is why Selina and Bruce work and don't work as a relationship: they're both vicious sluts.

>>87307546
BatCat is the same level as SupeWonder. Both suck.

Now WonderBat and SuperBat are a different story.

>>87307611
>trinity shipping
>ever
Get out and take your shit taste with you

>>87307425
... and Talia al Guhl banged post-Lazarus-pit Jason Todd.

It happens.

>>87304546
>>Is that something out of the comic?
>No
it's in the cartoon series, both the new and the old

>>87307611
>>87307636

Trinity threesome is the patrician choice.

>>87304672
>le Movie Reference
at least they didn't put YET another reference to Superman 78

>>87307644

That's just the al Ghuls being weird as fuck. Ra's al Ghul also fucked Tim Drake's boypussy.

>>87307691
Diana and Clark spitroasting Bruce would be pretty fun to watch

>>87304790
that's already happened, he got the super suit that levels him up to the same level as all the other superheroes in the JL
look up insider suit
>speed force mode
>invisible mode
>heat vision mode
>green lantern mode
>stealth mode
>lasso of truth mode
>flight mode
>teleport mode
only downside is that the powers can pretty much only be used once every 24 hours

>>87307758
Tru dat.

Talia and Bane where even a secret couple once, also. Daddy Ra's freaked!

(movie Talia and Bane was different tho)

>>87307852

Batman's a sneaky fucker. The Justice League created a special armor for him, as a gift, which gives him all their powers, like you said, but since he could only use it with their explicit permission he went behind their back and burned tons of his own money to build another one to use against his pals and kept it hidden.

>>87304960
>Batman also would also buy Wonder Woman's fancy dresses and lingerie, which i always found creepy.
Only a roastie would thibk that

>>87307852
>once every 24 hours
uhm no.

speed force and teleport modes took the most power (so probably)

the rest, he can use multiple times and in combination

>>87308008
>pretty much

>>87307977

But that shit is creepy.

>>87308106
implying you wouldn't try to swoon WW

>>87307934
The HellBat was explicitly for Apokolips contingencies. So, he used it in Apokolips (bats just went full a-hole mode to do it ... for Damian).

>>87308277

I know, but i'm talking about the other one he built behind everyone back.

>>87305815
Pretty sure his partner Jason died.

>>87308407
Gotcha. Thank you.

>>87308347
Oh the **Robotech** one. Well, he actually has others as well as contingencies similar to Tower of Babel.

>>87308407
Death In The Family

After Jason Todd's death (by **call-dc-and-vote**), UN hired Superman to stop Batman from harming Joker who was a UN Ambassador for Qurac (?).

Clark called Bruce for a welfare check after and ...

>>87307294
That's not how Bruce operates.

>>87304790
Bats went full Singapore PD mode with Supes' Power. He wasn't going "rid the world of nukes nuts" like Supes. But he almost went Nighthawk-mode (Image Comic's Nighthawk broke baddies backs for kicks).

>>87308822

He was fighting crime 24/7 without sleep and using Superman's powers to the maximum extent to its potential and skill. Sure, he wasn't messing with the big governments, but there was almost no crime happening throughout the world anymore.

Batman easily lost his mind, which is way Batman should never gain any super-power whatsoever.

>>87308755
you obviously haven't heard of batgod, where batman literally got the power of knowing everything and basically started running gotham like an orwellian nightmare

>>87308822
>>87308937
>>87309026

I see a pattern here...

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>>87309069
and what pattern is that

>>87307294
>I don't remember Batman ever acting like a typical boss.

i think he would prefer them to think what are they doing is their ideas instead of actually bossing people around, nigga playing the psych game like no other

>>87309119

That Batman's a fucking fascist dipshit.

>>87309026
Yeah, but that's with pretty much ultimate power at his disposal. Bruce knows his limitations and how to work around them like >>87309147 suggests.

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>>87309180
obviously, he's always said that he and all other superheroes are criminals

>>87304300
Grant Morrison turned Batman into a billionaire during his JLA run in the late 90s, which also created the whole "Bat-God" prep-time thing to give a reason as to why he should be on the League.

So yes, there's a been almost a quarter century now of Batman funding a lot of heroes.

>>87309180
He stays pretty grounded most of the time but he's always 100% borderline. JL is basically a setup to keep him from ever going bad as much as it is to stop evil space shit.

>>87305992
He has contingency plans to take out every member of the Justice League in case they go rogue

>>87309256

Wasn't Batman funding the JL ever since the late 80's?

>>87305849
It's only because Barry is a twink IRL.

>>87309258
> JL is basically a setup to keep him from ever going bad as much as it is to stop evil space shit.

iirc, he legit said that in "JLA: Tower of Babel" or in the animation "Justice League: Doom"

the time when he devised plans to stop every member of the JL if they went nut, and the plans got stolen

in the end of the movie supes gave him a kyptonite bullet as a gesture that he trust him to do the right thing, then supes turn and ask but what gonna stop him if he went rogue and he said the JL will

>>87305992
>>87309258
>>87309327
In one of the animated films he straight up says the contingency against him going bad IS the justice league. Even then he might even win

>>87309330
Pretty sure it's been either him or on occasion Maxwell Lord for the better part of thirty years now.

>>87309327

The main reason Batman funds all these teams and pay for most of his friends expenses is to study and exploit them. He legit has cameras everywhere, including in his friends' homes. Fuck, he fucking built a secret and invisible high-tech satellite made with dangerous alien technology with the purpose of monitoring the entire Earth's population in search of possible meta-humans and rogue aliens in their mist like some goddamn X-Men villain.
That's how he managed to learn all their secrets, abilities and weakness.

>>87309256
No. Grant Morrison did create the Batgod, but PREPTIME batman and BATGOD are not the same interpretation of the character.


Prep time dates from back in the 50's. Batgod is pure 90's.

Batgod is the ULTIMATE MORTAL, the best humanity has to offer, that's it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVvrmLSTsg

this is a good one

>>87309531
>The main reason Batman funds all these teams and pay for most of his friends expenses is to study and exploit them
No.

He didnt do any of that until after THEY BRAINWASHED HIM.

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>>87309531

>tfw Batman has hours upon hours recorded tape of all the heroes and heroines changing clothes, taking show, shaving, masturbating, having sex and so on

>>87309674
You know he'd deny himself any pleasure, some sort of pain-based edging.

>>87306575
>"dont fuck my aunt shes like 50 fuck me instead wouldnt be first time you fucked a kid right"

>>87309630

Which happened way back during the silver age.

>>87309531
>invisible high-tech satellite
Brother,
Eye don't think you should be posting such stuff here. OMACs are on their way for your re-education.
Eye await the discoveries about your Eye-deas.

>>87309674
>>87309703
Alfred still controls the cold water at Wayne Manor and all of the caves (plural).

(hmmm ... no wonder he showers at the Fortress.)

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Why is Wonder Woman so cute in comics and in movies she's ugly goblin kike. I am not GAY and I would legit rather be with Henry Cavill rather than Gal Gadot.

>>87309711

My penis twitched, and i'm not even gay. WTF.

>>87309389
Its pretty lowkey rad how they wrote the story to where if just one goes bad they may all be defeated somehow. WW could defeat them all, Supes obviously, Batman, Martian Manhunter could do some Mars alien space shit (admittedly not to familiar with him).

They pretty much have an apocalypse plot for every character potentially.

>>87309941
A shapeshifter that can read minds? That should be fucking obvious.

>>87309848
>I am not GAY and I would legit rather be with Henry Cavill rather than Gal Gadot


You stink of cum.

>>87310035
No you stink of cum!!! I shower myself daily.

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>>87309844

The fact that Batman has the keys, a special room and deposit all for himself there is pretty gay. Not to mention that Batman is always there messing around and using the tech like he owns the place.

Honestly, is like as if Batman was Superman's mistress and the Fortress is their "place", their weekly get away.

Am i the only who finds that weird?

>>87310204
They have a special relationship. They each realize that the other is basically singlehandedly holding the forces of evil at bay in ways the other can't.

>>87310393

>They have a special relationship

That's code-word for buttfucking.

>>87310204
>Am i the only who finds that weird
Jor-El chose Earth because of his conversation with Thomas Wayne.

Wayne Enterprises was started by alien tech that Jor-El left with Thomas.

Kal-El's new home was chosen because of Thomas.
Bruce's fortunes were because of Jor-El.

You know how orphans become brothers & sisters. That's why, pleb.

>>87310454
life's hard when you don't understand what friends are

>>87305849
That's because it really does look like Bruce would fuck Barry in the ass. Plus Barry has daddy issues

>>87310687
>Jor-EL and Thomas, the scientist and the doctor
>Alfred with little Bruce in Smallville
>The 'rich' kid and the journalist in a desert adventure

The pre-Batman, pre-Superman stories were almost always good.

I've never read a comic and have only ever seen the Batman movies. Is he really that powerful? It seems like Superman could just crush him in an instant if he really needed to.

>>87311154
Superman COULD crush batman in an instant BUT batman would have known about it 6 months before he tried it and would have prepared countermeasures.

>>87311154
>It seems like Superman could just crush him in an instant if he really needed to.

and bruce knows supes will never do that unless he literally went insane and lost his mind, that is why he always have the upperhand

you should have already knew this if you watch their fight when bruce got older with the power up batsuit, he straight up told superman the only reason he won because he is more ruthless while superman isn't

>>87311154
>Superman the movie
>Superman: The Animated Series
>Justice League (animated)
>Justice League Unlimited
>Man of Steel

>>The Kansa Farm boy:
>>Clark (being raised well as a human), always kept his powers in check for fear of killing fragile earthlings. So, NO he would not crush anyone.

So, you just watched for the action scenes? Or you just don't understand American Mid-west Christian values?

>>87311224
>>87311251
But if Superman went to the side of evil, wouldn't he be just as ruthless? If he knew that Batman has the power to take him out, you'd think Batman would be his first target and there's not much you can do when a guy flys in at the speed of light and smashed you into goo in the blink of an eye.

>>87311509
Batman handily won the >>87311251 fight when he was like 70 years old and poisoned. He went easy on Kent.

>>87311509
>Superman went to the side of evil
He won't GO.

If he IS turned ... well, then Batman is still more ruthless, cunning, and well-prepared.

>>87311509
There's a moment in the Batman comic "Hush" where Poison Ivy takes over Superman's mind and orders him to kill Batman.

Batman's counter was to drop Lois Lane from a skyscraper.
This made Superman snap out of the mind control and save Lois from the fall.

Bruce probably wouldn't have let Lois die. Iirc, he was with Catwoman and she could've saved her from the fall.
But it shows that if shit hits the fan, he's ready to go FAR, further than anyone else in the entire JL.

Batman will fuck you. And he won't stop until you submit.

Also, Kryptonite ring

>>Not so nice Supermen

>Bizarro
Bizarro is not evil nor bad. He is just very clumsy.

>Earth 3: Ultraman
Earth 3 is in a universe were the good guys are bad ... well, where even good intentions go bad.

>Justice Lords Superman
Pushed too far by Luthor. This is more like Injustice Supes rather than Ultraman.

>Nazi Supes
Alternate reality. Elseworld tales of an alien raised by the Third Reich.

>Injustice
That's why the Injustice Video Game is stupid. Kal basically threw away everything about being Clark, even though the Kents are still alive.

>Superbor Prime
Superbor Prime started almost as a parody of breaking the fourth wall. The only hero of Earth in his universe wherein comic book wrirters ACTUALLY write and draw what happens in his life.

>there are others

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>>87312872
I like the superman cartoon one where Lex & Superman teamed up to create a police state together.

>>87306510

Don't you ever post something that gay ever again.

>>87313256
yeah... Tower of Babel kind of fucked up the Batman mythos

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>>87309577
and that's Ben

>>87307369

I liked the comic when Catwoman lucked into turning a amnesiac Superman into her henchman for a while.

>>87310204
>>87310454
no homo

>>87311509
can't remember what comic it was, but Supes straight up says Bruce is way smarter than him and thats why he could never beat him.

>>87314711
And yet he goes toe to toe with Luthor, hmm.

>>87304546
>who else is supposed to do it?
Can't Superman work as a deliveryman for ten minutes and bring some supertankers across the pacific in the blink of an eye? I'm sure companies would be willing to pay a few mill for that service.

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Welp, there's my guilty ship. Super-Wonder-Bat. (I prefer no homo, but will read and skip the sexy bits if there is.)

This thread is now about SuperWonderBat.

>>87315504
It's like 80% homo, WW is from fuckin lesbos and is into that shit.

This photo should have never been taken. What shameful faggotry. Superman should never be depicted in such a way. Once again the WB proves they have no idea what they're doing.

>>87314799
Superman mentioned that, too. If Lex wasn't so arrogant and way too over-confident, Lex would be unbeatable (basically if Lex was Ozymandias).

>>87315649
Thats how EVERY Cavill scene is depicted though. Affleck Batman has enough love for two though since his robin got murdered.

>>87315442
Would probably cause too much controversy for them

>>87304300
>Is that something out of the comic?
Sort of, the superhero teams have all had a lot of different financiers over the years though: Bruce, Maxwell Lord, Aquaman/Aqualad.

>>87315442
Supes won't use his abilities for profit, and if he did it for one company for free, he'd have to do it for everybody, and the next thing you know, suddenly there's an entire sector of the workforce who no longer have a job.

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>>87315504
well, there's the artist of pic related who seems to have the same OTT.

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>>87317341

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>>87317406

>>87315442
And make thousands of people unemployed? Way to go Supes.