so i saw "The Witch" because people told me it was

>>87295929
they're spoopy dramas, however ICaN is a shit drama to boot and it's not that spooky either

>>87295929
So a film is good only if it has jump scares and is scary?

>>87295929

i saw the trailer of ''it comes at night" and decided it was shit.

The witch was definitely shit.
"Feels like we're watching something we aren't supposed to see" - some retard

>>87296115
Tell me a single valid buzzword-free argument why was The Witch "shit"

>>87296146
There weren't any jump scares you fucking mong, didn't you read the OP?

>>87296469
Why should there be?

>>87296146
Because it isn't good

>>87296478
Everybody knows all great horror movies have jump scares.

>>87296668
Yes, we all measure the quality of a good horror film by the amount of jump scares.
2/10 for making me reply

>>87296146
it is boring
it is unbelievable
it was not creepy, scary, spooky, nor terrifying in any way
by the end scene
i was perfectly aroused once all were nude
and wished that scene extended further

>>87296699
More like 9/10 since you got baited like a retard by something so obvious.

Jump scares aren't always what makes a good horror but now a days there aren't many films which can build horror in other ways.

>>87295929
>le reverse trolling face
Witch was garbage. Get over yourself.

the witch is basically satanist propoganda flick

basically what peter gilmore shows you if you are interested in joining

it cause more interest than horror

>>87296749
>it is boring
Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching it.
Same as saying "it was fun", that does not indicate anything about the actual quality of the film.

>it is unbelievable
It's a New England folktale in the form of a film, it clearly isn't even trying to be something "realistic"

>it was not creepy, scary, spooky, nor terrifying in any way
It was pretty fucking creepy. I guess naked old witches grinding literal babies into a paste is something you encounter everyday then.

>>87296146

the father put his family in harms way and denied it the whole film

>>87296855
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>>87296863
meat is meat bruh
flesh is flesh
the idea of grinding babies is abnormal and distasteful irl
but in a movie that slow and boring its just another scene about to make me snooze

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