RICK AND MORTY FANS

>top of my classes
Probably a high schooler hopped up on Tumblr, no one cares

>>87285450
>I was at the top of my classes
>I couldn't figure out how to kill myself

What a sad sad existence when you're so smart you can't figure out how to kill yourself.

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>>87285450
This fucking show man

>>87285450
This show is good but fuck I hate the fan base. We get it you conflate nihilism with intellect. Fucking kill yourself already

>>87285450
>tfw to intelligence to live

>>87285450
>suicide attempt

Can we just call this "pathetic cry for attention"? It's virtually impossible to actually fail at killing yourself, IF you actually want to die. Sure some unlucky idiots lobotomize themselves when shooting themselves in the head but unless you're one of them, you're not a "suicide attempter", you're just a faggot.

I can rationalize everything with science!

I deserve these donuts because something something covalent bonds!

>>87285450
so go to college where shit is actually challenging/fun.

It's not schools fault, it's just depression, which is a treatable disease.

He should try again.

>I'm super smart and deep
>can you tell be what the solution is to this high school level math equation off the top of your head?
>I'M A DIFFERENT KIND OF INTELLIGENT OKAY?
every time

>>87285719
This guy that lives by my dad who he went to school with shot himself in the head over a girl and lived, now he's legitimately retarded and spends all his time walking around the city. He's known as walking man cause its literally all he does. Good enough guy, but holy shit what a cuck to shoot yourself over a girl

>>87285820
guy I met who once called himself "socially intelligent"

>>87285719
I mean I've never tried to kill a person but if I did there's a good chance I'd fuck it up

>>87285999

Sure but other people will try to stop you killing them. If you stop YOURSELF from killing yourself, then guess what? You didn't want to die.

>>87285861
I want to know what those people are like.
I want to know how the conversation went.

>>87285861
>different levels of consciousness

"Awake", Asleep", "In a coma", "Dead"

>fix humanity

Kill everyone.

>>87286050
Yeah that's one way it could go wrong but I mean if I tried to shoot someone I might need a second or third shot, idk shit goes sideways

>>87285905

People kill themselves for all kinds of dumb reasons. He was probably clinically depressed as well as a cuck and an omega. Next time you see him, tell him I hate him.

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>>87285820
>math
>intelligence

This is why mathematicians are among the richest people around, right?

>>87286095
Welcome to the real Ricks

>>87286118

If you miss when trying to kill someone then yeah, you've probably blown it. If you miss trying to kill yourself, then shit nigger, just try again. Remember to aim for the brainstem, unless you want to end up like this guy >>87285905

>>87285450
>you have no idea of the struggle
>each tip of the fedora, more difficult than the last

>>87285820
I mean there's truth to the fact that some people are intelligent in some areas and not so intelligent in others.

>>87286163

Boob-ya!

Can I be an admin? I own my own pickle dispenser.

>>87285861
>different levels of conscious

>>87285450
>top of my class
>named crystal
I bet she's the best damn stripper there's ever been

>>87286139
intelligence is not related to success

>>87286244

Actually IQ is the single best indicator for lifetime success, above even social class.

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>>87286244
>I'm supersmart because I know math
>Then why don't you have a job or a girlfriend?
>INTELLIGENCE IS NOT RELATED TO SUCCESS OKAY????

every time

>>87285701
he's a retard. I love rain because it makes me feel comfy, not because I imagine myself as a deep and smart nigger

>>87285999
Pro tip: strangling someone is not as easy as they make it look. And that pillow smother thing is fucking impossible

>>87285719
I mean some people are too stupid to properly tie a noose, or think eating all the Flintstones gummies will kill them then after act like they're some war vet who's gone through some shit and need to shove it in every conversation

>>87286139
Did you know all the rich people in the world would be even richer if they lived as frugally as possible and never spent any of the money they've earned?

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PICKLE RICCCCCCK

>>87286308
Imagine being so paranoid of reddit that you let it ruin things without even touching it tho

>>87285701
he is right you know

>>87286442
But would all the Rick people in the world be Ricker if they never spent any of the pickles they've earned?

>>87286445
>our goal is to talk and laugh

Yeah sounds like something Rick would do. Retards.

>>87285450
solipsism is a sure-fire sign of mental illness, most often observed in autistic people. the suicide attempt is not surprising.

>>87286551
I don't know, I haven't seen a single episode of this show and have no intention to.

>>87286442

actually if they dont invest their money in property it will decrease due to inflation

>>87286571

Why would a solipsist commit suicide? Even more puzzling: Why would a solipsist """attempt suicide""", ie, make a pathetic cry for attention from the people they don't believe exist?

I just watched the pilot episode. What the fuck is the deal with this show? It's literally Family Guy humour. Even South Park is cleverer than this.

>>87286445
This is ironic on so many levels I can't even

>>87286626
>Why would a solipsist commit suicide?
attention

>>87285701
Rain is just comfy

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>>87286445
>rick's personality
I don't think these dweebs would make a Facebook group for attention if they had the levels of nihilism rick did

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>>87285450
>I was at the top of my classes
Probably not even taking any honors classes.

>>87286602
My point was actually spend, not reinvest. Reinvesting is part of what counts as earning. But I expected your smartass response as soon as I saw I'd forgotten to make the distinction.

>>87286656

Attention from...? Do you know what a solipsist is?

>>87285905
Does he dress really nice and orate profusely while he walks? There's a guy that is called Walking Man in my city as well

>>87286656
from whom, the illusions in his head?

>>87286308
t. rebbit

>>87286095
You're in

>>87285861
lets see.. there's "woke" "woked" and "lit"

Why does this show appeal more to euphoric fedoras more than other pseudointellectual crap like Family Guy?

>>87286713
he meant the loose term of solipsism aka people who think they are the center of the universe, not the literal term

>>87286778

Sorry, but Real Ricks (tm) has a strict no niggers policy. It's not that we're racist, it's just that niggers are smelly, dumb, annoying and inclined to criminality.

>>87286803

So he meant narcissist but chose to use a totally different word with a different meaning instead?

>>87286836
narcissism and solipsism heavily overlap though

>>87285450
>tfw to smart too live

>>87286802
Because it appeals to the nihilistic athiest who see everyone around them as "sheeple"

>>87286139
>>87286244

My friends, success is relative.

There is personal success, and there is 4chan success

>AM I ALREAAAADY LE NORMIE xD 300K AMIRITE

>>87285861

There's only one response to this-

can you?

>>87285701
This is too good

>>87286204
Can you turn yourself into a pickle?

>>87286880

No, they're practically opposites. Narcissists cannot be solipsists, their whole identity is tied up in other people's perceptions of them.

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>>87286803
Well then fucking say what you mean and not something else you gayfag. Get out of my house

>>87286938

Joke's on you, I'm already a pickle!

>>87286204
Ya ruined it

>tfw to intelligent too live

>>87286880
american education everyone

>>87285701
If that's true, then what is the 4chan of weather?

>>87286880
no i think you just ignored a word you didn't know

>>87287000
>the virgin weather vs the Chad climate

>>87287000
hurricanes

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Help me bros...

>>87286445
A literal council of ricks..do they even watch the show?

>>87287081
Tell them how you can smoke a cigarette with your urethra.

>>87286095
*sigh*

Death is the total absence of consciousness, not a level of it.

Sorry, chump, but it looks like you just can't cut it among the Ricks of the world. I'd say better luck next time if intelligence wasn't largely predetermined by your genetic profile.

Peace. Dawkins be with you.

>>87287000
Cold wind that hurts your ears and nose

>>87287081
Tell them about why you wear the mask

>>87287081
>Q1
Location of the Treasure of the Sierra Madre
It's in Sierra Madre
>Q2
Here for the pickles
>Q3
If you eat fifty pounds of magic mushrooms you will trip BALLS.

>>87285701
Holy fuck if even weathers are Reddit now for some people, they're lost cause.

>>87287131
>Death is the total absence of consciousness, not a level of it.

"0" is a level of consciousness you brainlet.

>>87287000
a deformed midget standing on your roof and pissing on you

>>87287000
Sweltering hot heat so you can be inside shitposting in your nice air conditioned apartment/basement complaining about how hot it is and that you can't wait for fall.

>>87287081
This cannot be real


This has to be some /tv/ false flag

>>87287000

Raining piss.

>>87287195
0 doesn't exist retard

>>87287195
Consciousness is a quality not a quantity, honey.

>>87287133
nailed it

>>87287167
Screenshots, faggot.

>>87287233
>being this much of a brainlet

>>87287240
>not understanding that you can quantify literally anything

Sweetie, I...

>>87287000
hurricanes with floods

>>87287260
Babe, give me the metric on which you quantify consciousness and we'll talk, mkay?

>>87287081
>I as a sophisticated individual have a complex understanding of theoretical physics and mathematics. However I also question the very fabric of the reality we live in and with my inclusion to the group wish to push the current parradigm through discussion with my fellow intellectuals.

>"Memes" are beneath me, but I do enjoy well worded humour involving scientific fact and fiction.

>Just yesterday I encountered a group of religious zealots who attempted to enforce the moronical teachings upon me. After scolding them my superior dialogue, one female in the crowd informed me that religion is not necessarily about something insane you have to believe in, but more so about a sense of community. It was then I realised that these people will never be reasoned with and should be sterilised at birth.

>>87287260
ok sweaty...
show me proof of the existence of "0"

>>87287348

1 to 10.

>>87287402
Bravo

>>87287000
a literal shit storm

>>87287406
You have an apple, you eat it and now count the apples you have left.

The number of apples is zero.

Was it really that hard sweetie?

>>87287406

1 - 1 = ???

>>87287000
A dry cold. Enough to give ya frostbite.

>>87287543
>Enough to give ya AIDS.

FTFY

>>87287081
"Wicked sense of humor. Just like the Joker"

>>87287498
I can see 5 apples
Why can't I see 0 apples?

>>87285905
does he have a face like an arse?

>>87287000
Dubs decides
>dust bowl

>>87287000
Tsunami

t. Chile

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>this is an admin who decides my approval into the real ricks

>>87285450
It's amazing what a chemical imbalance during your adolescence years will make you think or do. More reason I'm happy I'm long past that.

>>87287131
Oh sweetie pie, death is a level. The bottom level. Better luck next time though honey bunny!

>>87286139
Yes. James Simon's runs a hedge fund that has made good returns every year while tons of funds have failed. Even Soros can't compete.

>>87287446
*facepalms*

I'm not even going to justify that with a response.

And before you give your smart ass retort, yeah, I know I just did. Ever heard of rhetorical?

>>87287197
Thats the 8ch weather

>>87287572
You fucking idiot. Of course you can zero apples. You're also seeing zero airplanes, zero tigers, zero sticks of butter. When you're looking at a defined space not occupied by an observable object, you're seeing zero of everything all at once.

>>87287000
Dryness

>>87287498
numbers have value. zero is the symbol you use when you want to show there is no value. You have no apples.

>>87287741

I accept your totally graceless admission of defeat.

>>87286139
you do know what finance is right?

>>87287000
snow. just a nice white snow. aesthetic as fuck.

>>87287192

Its not wrong. Rainy weather filters on music is the most stupid, reddit thing there is.

>>87287209
me all summer

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>>87285450
>top of my class

>>87285719
These people don't want to die, they have a disease where the brain tells itself they are worthless, or everything is terrible, or just does not generate hope. They just need help, man, it's not intentional.

>>87287837

The quants who actually do the math aren't nearly as rich as the dopes who own the companies.

>>87287000
Summer weather

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>>87287751
If zero is an infinite number of objects, then how can it be both infinite and zero at once? They must cancel each other out, and thus neither exists, therefore zero doesn't exist.

>>87287917

Then they should just ask for help and act like gigantic faggots.

>>87285820
Absolutely this this and this once again.

RaM popularizes this alternative kind of intelligence where you're not actually smart but make up for it with nihilistic bullshit

>>87285732
I thought this show wasn't so much "smart people are assholes," so much as, "Rick is an asshole."

>>87287947
>If five is an infinite number of objects, then how can it be both infinite and five at once? They must cancel each other out, and thus neither exists, therefore five doesn't exist.

>>87285450
Bullshit if you were smart you would be able to make money easy or be successful in your chosen interests. He's not smart at all just believes he's smart

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>>87287890
Ech, the disgust I have for these forlorn morons...literally live in a first world paradise on earth that has as far as anyone knows never existed before and they still manage to complain like soulless idiots who think that rewards come without efforts and are disappointed at everything and everyone when it doesn't turn out to be true. What a fucking joke these people are.

>>87285820
>can you tell be what the solution is to this high school level math equation off the top of your head?
No because I'm not autistic or an idiot savant. I need a pencil and paper.

What was the last show before Rick and Morty to have such a Reddit fanbase?

>>87287988
Precisely! It's my final and incontrovertible proof that numbers doesn't exist. I'm glad you could keep up, brainlet.

>>87288050

Hmm? I thought I saw a post here, but I guess it doesn't exist.

I like the show but the fanbase is sordid.

So meh.

>>87288075
Baby steps toward enlightenment, my child.

>>87288075
>I thought I saw
eyes don't exist

>>87285861
applied, god damn I hope they accept my application

>>87288031
>Arguing that the first-world is a paradise on earth while quoting Industrial Society and Its Future

>>87285450

>Claim to be a genius

>In the same post that you admit you are too stupid to successfully kill yourself

There are literal retards who kill themselves daily.

>>87285820

>tfw genius
>tfw have an IQ of 103

>tfw Adam Ruins says this doesn't disprove I'm a genius, because IQ is mostly arbitrary anyway and doesn't reflect my actual intelligence levels

>>87286991
OBSESSED
B
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>>87286139

What part of "300k starting" don't you understand?

>>87286919
He'd say yes, and he would answer it. It'd be really long

>>87287000

Doesn't matter. Real 4chan doesn't leave the house.

My personal preference, as a certified oldfag, is very mild, very still, very quiet summer days in the outsuburbs, early morning, but after the sun has fully risen. First cartoons, then a trip to the video shop, then afternoon gaming marathons. Then dinner and movie marathons, finished with all night gaming and sleep before the sun comes up and the day becomes too hot.

>>87285450
>tfw to smart too suicide correctly

>>87287572
If you were blind or looking somewhere else you wouldn't see the 5 apples either

>>87287611
hhahahahahhahahaha

>>87287751
In order to see zero anything, I have to picture it first in my mind then negate it it, so looking at zero of anything is just looking at it. One can not think nothing

>>87288393
>implying the unabomber was wrong

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>>87287402
oh my fucking god i just copypasted that into the form and i have been approved

>>87287081
>Third field isn't a question
>Ends in a question mark
This is satire, right?

>>87288915
Whether or not he's wrong doesn't change the fact that his entire thesis was that the first world WASN'T a paradise and a pre-industrial society is preferable to it.

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GET A LOAD OF THIS BOYS
WAT DO?

>>87288944
Report back, anon did a bang up job with the answers. Glad someone put it to use. Giv screenshots plox.

>>87288790
Then how would you know there were any apples at all?

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>>87289033
cant be bother to hide names, just dont dox these losers

>>87289025
>all cucks are banned on site
So they're banning everyone and shutting the group down?

>>87288944
>>87289033
Thanks fellas. Good luck.

>>87285701
>tfw I made that post

feels good

>>87287000
cellar temperature of a basement

>>87289087
I don't dox, too old to give a shit about normalfags. Don't even have a Facebook. Thanks.

>>87289121
More like basement termperature of a cellar, you fucking redditor.

>>87286139
>math major
>any job i want
>300k starting
get educated by >>>/sci/ motherfucker

Why does being brutally objective about the world around us makes people think they are "too smart for their own good"?
Also why does it make people try to off themselves?

Is it really that hard to just be apathetic and content with your life? You cant do much else other than play the cards you were dealt, why worry so much about it?

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>people unironically made a council of ricks

How did this happen?

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>>87289110

(((YOU)))

>>87288673
>No people involved whatsoever
Ok weirdo

>>87289218
im inside, tell me what to post, it can't be too obvious or explicit, they ban people at the drop of a hat here

>>87286139
Math is inherently about logic though.

And all intelligence is a metric of how easily you can deduce things through logic.

>>87289401
idfk

ask people if they are religious? don't make it too obvious you're baiting just be like, quick poll what religion are you guys or do you have none?

>>87287000
autisumn

>>87285701
Thunder storm and hail or a blizzard which snows you in

either way, you're here forever.

>>87289025
>get mother fucking schwifty
>Dearly Beloved Pirate Lord

It's amazing that these people even consider themselves adults, let alone intellectuals

>>87289509
more like autumism lol

>>87289455
there was a thread going 75 replied long about how inherently evil religion is
~820 people in this group and they are nearly all fedora tippers

>>87289195
I am and have been objective over the world and life in general, and I've never thought I was smart at all, but I do constantly wish I weren't fucking born. I hate this place, but more than that I can't fucking stand these pretentious fucking people. So fucking smug and shitty to other people out of arrogance, it's fucking pathetic, and in some ways entirely contradictory to that so-called "enlightened highly objective" bullshit mentality they claim to be a part of, fucking morons.

>>87289401
"Any of you guys ever watch Xavier the Renegade Angel?"

>>87289401
Ask what they believe the symbolism behind Pickle Rick was

>>87288550
why would you even watch a character from college humor? That show is just pure trash for people who want to feel smart

>>87289659
this!

HOLY SHIT GUYS IM IN THE GROUP RIGHT
THERES A THREAD ON EVERYONES IQ AND EVERYONES POSTING LIKE
>tfw too intelligent for IQ but im actually 130


HAHAHAHAHHA this is too good

>>87289545
wait let me explain my joke if feel like if i dont explain you wont find it funny

so i said autumism right? well autum is aproaching so I feel like its a play on words like autism season or something

we can even start a meme like "mark your calenders for autumism!"

>>87285450
God, these people make me sick. No shit we're stupid sacks of matter and our consciousness is noting but a process taking place in a dying chemical reactor. The universe is indifferent to you, then be indifferent to it. You shouldn't care about the fact life on earth will be impossible in a billion years due to a overheating sun or that said sun will swallow us in five billion blah blah blah. Fuck sake it's two in the god damn morning and I'm bitching about a pretentious high schooler who think that they're intelligent and the knower of truths when they're just as boring and predictable as all the stupid people. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

>>87289736
pics, nigger

>>87289759
lol and we could use it like a callout for one another, like lowkey "looks like a nice autumism this year" and normies will be like "wait what" and we can just say autumn, but we'll know eachother.

>>87289830
yeah yeah i know right and we can just say 'oops typo' if we type it

>>87289736
Please ask them if they've ever felt they were held back by their family, who coincidentally are of lesser intelligence.

That's usually what most "tfw to intelligent", that they've never been understood, that they disdain their parents for worrying about things that shouldn't matter like birthdays parties since "it's just something that happens every 365 days, pfff!".

Also it'll let you gauge how many of them are underage, and still living with their parents.

>>87289857
WOW SURE LOOKS LIKE AUTUMISM

>>87289857
so it's going to become an atheism circlejerk then

>>87289857
HAPPENING THREAD!!!

>>87290014
>Over 9000

Oh for fuck sake.

>>87290014
thats 5 of about 80 replies, most are like 120+ epic smartness

>>87289857
Don't make me feel like the Jerry...or you'll probably get B&
Does he mean that if you make him feel stupider than you, he'll ban you?

>>87289929
the fact that you spelled autism wrong makes me wonder is were all just autistic anyways.

>>87290014
"NO MEMES GUYS"
>Posts a meme

>>87290014
>Over 9000
XDDDD

>>87289650
I know that feel bro

>>87290059
>>87289759
no haha its a new joke i made

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>>87289659

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>>87289650
lol who cares
t. anarcho-egoist

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>>87290084
>>87289929
>>87289830
Why the reddir humor?

this is a link one of them posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejcESU8uPNg&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=Nexxiar

>>87289857
jesus christ

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>>87290014
>>87290117

>>87290157
looks like autumism came early this year

>>87290165
>Sounds teenaged

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

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>>87290014
>tfw to smart too know how to have an IQ test done

>>87290117
he just summed up the episode

>>87290014
>The "hardass lol I'll ban u" mod makes a fucking shitpost

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Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/research-suggests-being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-a7176136.html

>tfw too intelligent to do anything productive

>>87290188
>haha guise it will be funny if I spam it more than once, right?...!
Suit yourself.

>>87290188
Dude honestly loving this meme!

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>>87287209

Hell yeah. Fuck summer. It's so gay.

>>87290165
loud = funny XDDD

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>>87290014
>i only had one after getting a concussion and it was 122

>>87286244
that's literally the most common defense made of Trump's stupidity

>>87286639
Familyrama.

>>87285450
>tfw too smart too live

>>87290238
>/tv/ makes entire threads about the morbidly obese, incapable of physically moving without outside assistance
>in reality they're smarter than everyone within said threads put together

Really navigates my noggin.

>>87286262
>above even social class
Thats wrong though, social class is without a doubt the best way to judge where you will be. In general people stay in the same class their entire life regardless of iq

>>87290397
I wish there were more fat hate threads.

>>87289077
You wouldn't. Which means I win.

I much prefer threads like this which are just used to bash on autistic Rick and Morty fans than the threads in which people just screech at each other back and forth about whether or not the show is any good.

>>87287000
meteor shower
>preferred viewing distance: far away
>always a chance one will break through the atmosphere and fuck shit up for the rest of us

How does one go about taking a legitimate IQ test anyway? I've never thought to take one, and I only know there's a million bullshit fake "IQ tests" around the internet, half of them charge you for god knows what.

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>>87289857
replies to the pinned post

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>tfw trying to communicate with those of lesser intelligence

>>87290547
Just take one of the shitty online ones that is practically guaranteed to give you above 130 and then constantly tell people that you got an official test done and that was your result. At least that's what I did when I was a pseudo-intellectual teenager

>>87287000
Hurricane/cyclone. Causes chaos and doesn't produce anything of actual benefit. Also tends to shit on minorities especially hard.

>>87289857
>I'm the pirate lord
>my word is the law
Didn't take much power at all to absolutely corrupt this faggot

>>87290575
Every day I come closer and closer to believing in that NPC theory I saw on /x/ one time

>>87290464
No, I win.

>>87287000
Snow on a sunny day

>>87290594
kek

>>87290575
>play the black card
>they back off immediately and start agreeing with you
Anon is the real
>to smart

>>87287000
Any natural disaster
>happening threads
>bio pic threads
>doesn't matter as most of us never leave the basement

Natural phenomena in general , maybe. Gotta love /x/ tier prophecy shit.

>>87290575
Day of the rope when

>>87290624
wrong

>say they identify with rick
>joins a website where everything about you is in the open
fucking sheeps

>>87290655
How can you be sure?

>>87290622
They really do look like a bunch of skyrim npcs dialoguing each other.

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>>87290622
>NPC theory
explain pls

>>87290684
dubs

>>87285716
>We get it you conflate nihilism with intellect.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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>tfw too smart to live

>>87290622
Fuck I wish someone would post that again. It's pretty creepy how true it seems

>>87290622
Link to theory please

>no episode this week
>R&M still makes me laugh
pottery

>>87285701
I like rain because the sun hurts my eyes and its hot here so it's sorta chilly and comfy and postrain walks are nice

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>>87285701
Tip top kek

>>87290575
>calling people "lad" on the internet
He probably posts here.

>>87285716
Its ironic because the people who think nihlism makes them smart are too stupid to understand that nihlism is not only Rick's biggest character flaw, but literally the main antagonist of the series

>>87285716
The counter fan base is somehow worse. I've never seen people flock to something they hate so fervently, whether it be hate for the show or hate for the fans of the show.

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>>87290728
impressive, very nice
HOWEVER

>>87290848
Hola reddit

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>>87290724
>>87290739
>>87290735
I think this is it

>>87290575
>people who experience anti-black racism have told me that it's unacceptable

Can someone please tell me what the fuck he was even trying to say with this statement? I'm not really a "rick"

>>87290724
>>87290739
Not him, but I'll post as much as I'm able to recall. It was roughly along these lines:

>There is a definitive number of "souls" in the world, so to speak
>Souls get reincarnated over and over
>However, world population has increased exponentially
>Number of souls was finite, so eventually people without souls began to be born
>These people essentially act as NPCs, don't have any real personality, interests, etc.; they are truly like "sheep"
>You can sometimes detect a soulless person in conversation
>If you ask them about certain topics that are too complex, topics they don't have a pre-written response for, they sort of shy away from the subject or just blankly agree with what you're saying

There's more to it than this and I may not be remembering it all correctly, but that's the gist I believe.

>>87285701
>glum

>>87290940
>>87290891
Welp fug, there it is

grifter>rick and morty

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>>87290880
>post ends in 0

>>87290891
hasn't this theory always existed in one form of another throughout human history?

you know like human cattle and whatnot?

>>87289087
how do I get a qt pseud like Nicole to sit on my face

>>87290891
The blank stare is for 100% fucking real. Go walk through a mall or busy shop and tell me every cunt there doesn't look like a zombie motherfucker with glassy eyes and vacant expressions.

>>87291032
Chicks won't fuck you if you're not a feminist

>>87285701
that's stupid, rain is comfy, i love the smell, the temperature and the sound, specially if there is thunder

>>87285701
yo that's the gayest shit ever. Fuck you retard tribalist faggots and your muh website wars. Reddit has become some snowball boogieman for whatever contrarian faggot that wants to bitch but doesn't have an argument.

>>87291082
hey there reddit

>>87291065
how do I become a Bull, are there community college courses?

>>87291021
yeah there's variations of it.
I think the internet has really given credence to it or at least supplied it with a wealth of evidence in favor of it since you can now see what billions of people are doing and spot the "NPC"-like behavior common to them.
Whereas before you were only able to observe a town or a city at most.

>>87291093
Downvoted for homophobia

>>87291108
you probably think breathing is a reddit thing

>>87290728
That's true I suppose.

>>87291093
Not cool man, my trans adopted brother was a retarded tribalist. Reported.

>>87290898
He's essentially saying you can't shame autists even if you're autistic and using blacks as a comparison. A black person is still not allowed to say negative things about black people in general, because of course blacks can do no wrong and everything is the white man's fault

>>87291093
This post is so reddit it hurts

>>87291065
You've got that backwards bub. Pussy feminist "men" are the least likely to get laid

>>87289736
Sounds like /sci/

>>87291146
>reddit spelling
what a faggot

>>87291210
That's the joke

>>87291165
kys reddit faggot
>inb4 I was only pretending to be a faggot
no you weren't.

>>87291278
Have fun with your ban bigot

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more fun from our friendly intellectuals

>>87291421
daniel is woke

>>87291246
Oh my bad dude

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>>87291278
You seem upset

>>87290891
i like this idea a lot because i really fucking hate people

>>87291421
>virgin paul and chad daniel

>>87289410
Logic is a small aspect of intelligence that only serves to accelerate the process of memory retrieval when trying to resolve a conflict.

>see thing
>needs to resolve what it is
>search memories for references
>logically deduce what thing is through compare and contrast with memories (experiences)
>resolve that you are looking at cat because it looks like a cat

Logic is worthless without experience. That's why so many of you are losers trapped on chans. Socialization is equally important to intelligence as logic is.

>>87290889
Also this.

>REDDIT LOVES IT GUYS
>BETTER MAKE 20X THREADS A DAY TO SHITPOST SO WE PROVE WE AINT REDDIT

Thanks for bringing it up, anon.

>>87290940
>>87290891
kinda makes sense when i think about it, whenever i learn something new i think is worth talking about, people either say i'm wrong, by stating something that doesn't really disprove my point, or chooses the give me an answer that's not related to the topic

>>87290891
>socially retarded faggot has his "important" opinions ignored by everyone else
>refuses to analyze himself and instead calls others sheeple
walking cliche

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ok boys the jig is up, i've been kicked from the group, it was a fun couple hours but its game over :(

>>87291674
MVP, no ragrets. Thanks anon for making this the best thread on this board.

>>87287000
>smog
>valley pollution that makes the sky turn yellow
>high heat, high humidity

>>87286244
it's one of the best indicators for success

>>87285450
honestly its kind of just natural to go through this phase, I'm pretty sure everyone at one point or another has at least internalized this, it's called being 19

>>87290891
shit i tihnk my gf is an npc

wat do

>>87291590
Not true, in maths you don't need experience because it's a closed system of proofs. You can never prove your looking at a cat, but you can prove that 1+1=2 without having to refer to any experience or interpretation, that's why it's maths ya bitch.

>>87291756
Kill her, gives you XP and you might get a sweet loot drop

>>87290014
9000?! There's no way that can be right!

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>>87291716
thanks anon :)

>tfw too intelligent to breathe

>>87291756
Thats a bummer

>>87291674
thank you based anon

>>87291756
Go Dwayne Hoover on her ass.

>>87290891
>tfw I might be an npc

>>87291756
Well in some games you can just repeatedly have sex with the same NPC over and over. Sometimes you even get rewards or buffs from it. However, I don't suggest you get emotionally attached or spend and money on it.

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>this entire thread
I bet these people unironically quote "God is dead."

>>87292116
Only one enemy remained; two if you counted God.

>>87289187
>>87288587
The part that is actually real.


>>87289410
>Math is inherently about logic though.
So is philosophy.

>>87287659
Yes, I'm sure all mathematicians are as rich as that guy bar none.
Really smart of you, did you join the facebook group yet?

>>87287000
Northern hemisphere winters when the sun doesn't come out.

Black people get depressed from lack of D-vitamin and we have excuse to sit inside.

>>87292569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>87291797
>but you can prove that 1+1=2 without having to refer to any experience or interpretation

That's bullshit because numbers are abstract concepts. We only know that "1" is a quantity because at some point, somebody showed us 1 of a thing and explained the concept of quantity with props

That contradictory, ego tripping SOB mod in the council of rick page really triggered me.
If an anon get get back in, we could totally rape him with some intellect.
By looking at the screenshots you can tell he tries to win arguments with 'intellect' so he doesn't compromise the rules of his page.
Someone just has to go in there and give him a smackdown. By his own rules he can't ban you if you're right.

>>87292351
You do realize that intro philosophy courses are essentially math courses, right? Math is the foundation of logical reasoning.

New Thread

>>87292817

>>87292383
Hey you never said all. Im just giving an example like you asked. No need to be mad because you're a brainlet who got BTFO.

>>87291756
I just thought this after reading this.

Am I in too deep

>>87285450
WHERES THE NEW EPISODE WTF

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>>87290594
>doesn't produce anything of actual benefit
>Also tends to shit on minorities especially hard
Sounds pretty useful