Why are his movies so fucking boring when John Carpenter's

You mean why are his movies so atmospheric when carpenters are cheap garbage

>>87283910
>implying Carpenter's movies aren't atmospheric
Ha. Doesn't change the simple fact that Spider, Crash, Scanners, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, The Brood, M. Butterfly, and Dead Ringers weren't boring as SHIT

>>87283854
He's a Leaf

>>87284012
Go jack off to the thing reddit

>>87284012
You're right, they weren't. Glad you changed your mind about him.

>>87284192
I'd rather watch The Thing remake than any of those movies again.

>>87284012
>Spider, Crash, Scanners, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, The Brood, M. Butterfly, and Dead Ringers weren't boring as SHIT
Well yeah, I think anyone who thinks can agree those movies weren't boring.
What was the point of this thread again?

>>87284293
Have you seen videodrome, extenz or naked lunch

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>>87283854
Holy shit this is perhaps the most pleb shit I've read all day. Carpenter makes entertaining enough movies but Cronenberg is on a whole different level artistically.

>>87283854
Boring v exciting doesn't describe cronenberg and carpenter as well as serious v fun. They were both great in their own ways.