>I like the Holocaust. It makes me happy A line like this

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>>87275415
Compare this to Homecoming
>Tony, we have to stop Zimmerman and let Tyrone breed furiously with my aunt
Jesus christ Jon

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>>87275415
>>87275509
actually found these funny

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>>87275415
>Peter... This is going to sound a little weird, but I need you to hear me out, okay? This is your Uncle Ben's... Dying wish... Peter, this is true... This is a real thing that I read about in the downtime between masturbation sessions... I remember because the mind is sharpened into a state of razor sharp focus and retention just after edging yourself to orgasm... People shit their pants when they die, Peter... You like science, right? They void their bowels, Pete... You have to do this for me... I ate, like, five crunchwraps from Taco Bell before I came here... One of them fell on the floor and I just got down on all fours like a dog... It was phenomenal, Pete... But I've been holding on to a monster dump all day and... And I can sense that the moment I die I'm going to drop a load more devastating than the bomb I personally dumped on Hiroshima... Sometimes whenever I'm giving it to a Japanese escort because your Aunt May's vagina won't lubricate itself... I see the faces of every man, woman and child I executed that day... And you know what happens? I cum like a wrecking ball, kid... I can't even explain it to you... I've heard you whacking off to your little MJ friend at night... Your orgasms are adorable, son, but they're just so weak... When I think of Hiroshima while I'm balls deep inside Sayaka-chan... It's like my soul rushes into the tip of my penis and bursts forth in a devastating blast of ectoplasmic euphoria... And I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I actively try to think of killing all those Japs... Even when I'm fucking your Aunt May or non-Japanese hookers, it magnifies the pleasure tenfold... Chinks, Negroes... Sometimes Inuits... What I wouldn't give to cum on the supple brown tits of an Eskimo one last time... But I digress... Peter, I need you to take off my pants the very second after I shit them... It's a messy job, but I know you can do it... With great power, comes great responsibility...

What did Raimi mean by this?

>>87275415
4chan
>>87275509
Reddit

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>Peter...

>>87276299
>He was Italian uncle Ben. He was Italian...