This is a rare kino ration from the USA. Produced from the capeshit

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This is a rare kino ration from the USA. Produced from the capeshit circa. 2010-present, this ration was designed to feed a man one day in the popcorn mines! Lots of guys lived off of these in hiding during the penis inspections. Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray.
>Video cuts to several containers and a small anvil
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! And they come in pairs as there are strict no single policies in kinotoriums. Let's take a look at this accessory pack.
>video cuts to largest package, soaked in grease
Looks like we have some cargo shorts, a bullet proof vest and a notepad. Quite extensive. Let's start with that rations now. These crab legs don't look too promising.
>Camera zooms in on a tattered bucket
Looks like these are in bad shape, the theater Falcons got to it before me
>begins cracking the legs
Hmm... not much meat left on these. But this crab was definitely a big guy.
>cracks open another and makes audible sucking sounds
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this popcorn ration.
>Camera zooms on a tiny packet labeled "$50"
Now this is a rarity, most of these were given to the theater executioner as a tip
>Takes a kernel
Hmm... You know this MRE must have been close to the showers as it's gotten quite soggy.
>Puts bucket aside
Now here we have the real star of the show, the Falcon.
>camera pans to a pile of bones
>Steve attempts biting them
This Falcon is long gone
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud bone crunching sounds come from Steve's mouth
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid.
>finishes the falcon
I haven't had something this rancid since those Vietnam meatballs
*It ain't me starts playing*
>Cuts back to tray