Things you didn't understand in movies when you were a kid.

>>87269117
I remember i thought she had pooped her pants.

>>87269117
It was a tucked penis though

I thought it was a tail and was confused

>>87269117
But it is a tucked penis

>>87269117
12 is way too old to misunderstand that scene.

>>87269117
What is this from?

>>87269247
this and i was confused as to why my brother's friend was laughing at me

>>87269466
Maybe in this timeline. Where elementary school kids have to deal with tranny bathrooms.

>>87269479
Ace Ventura. Are you retarded?

>>87269694
Nah you were just sheltered.

>>87269117
why is the tip flat?

I understood that he was a man but I couldn't figure out how he get his dick that way. I couldn't fathom that it was like a giant nigger dick.

>>87269247
same

>>87269247
>kek

My dad said ohhhh she pooped her pants

I was like ok,...

>>87270151
he was trying to protect you

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>>87269466
I'm 20 and I still don't understand it.

>>87270354
one of us

>>87269247
she did you stupid fucks

>>87269117
How fucking large is ">her" cock meant to be?

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>>87269117

I remember this song came out when I was 4 and my sister mentioned it was the batman song. For years I tought that batman sang this song.

Same thing for Space Jam, I knew some black dude played the lead in that movie, and when I saw R kellys "I believe I can fly" musicvid, I figured it must have been the same black dude.

Yeah I was a pretty dumb kid...

>>87269466
No, it's not. It looks like a fat shit.

>>87269117
I got tthat it was a penis but I thought they were disgusted because a penis is not supposed to grow out of the ass

>>87270439
I thought those old 60s doowop songs were Madonna when i was like 4

>>87270010
oh no sheltered? the worse thing imaginable for your child to grow up in. we best actually push them into the worse things,you know, in life just in case. can't have my 15 year old happy. no way. even though im old as fuck and my sheltered life hasnt ended ever. no my child will obviously without a doubt deal with all negatives in our reality.

>>87269466
It's not hard to understand cause ace calls it mr winkey. It's just that no one understood that she was a tranny who transformed into a woman with a dick and not just a guy in women's clothes. What I personally didn't understand was everyone clawing their tongues. I thought it was just cause they thought she was gross. I didn't realize she made out with all of them like ace did.

>>87270354
this wtf why is it on backwards

>>87269117
>Society Marches On: See also "Values Dissonance." In 1994, the Unsettling Gender Reveal scene was, at worst, kind of juvenile and mean-spirited. After 20+ years of trans awareness, it comes off a transphobic and blatantly cruel.

>Deliberate Values Dissonance: The infamous "Einhorn is a man" gag is built around how, despite being a shameless egotist, excellent detective, and badass enough to catch bullets in his teeth while driving, kissing another man will completely destroy Ace.

What a time to be alive.

>>87270680
>straight men not wanting to be gay or fuck a tranny is a human fault

Trump can't start the gas showers soon enough.

>>87270561
Jesus, cool it grandpa

>>87269117
I don't get why he didn't fuck the qt trap. It was a different time.

>>87269117
I don't get it. It's a dildo? I'm 22 btw.

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>>87269117

>>87269247
That's a really hard, practically impossible, tuck. I can see someone mistaking it.

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>>87269117

>>87269247
You must have been a retarded kid.

>>87270938
I'm pretty sure the sexual cognitive dissonance gets stronger in the minds of straight dude the bigger the tranny's cock is. I'm sure it's easy to rationalize that it's not gay if the tranny has a baby dick like say Sarina Valentina but for some footlong niggerdick like that, it just doesn't work unless you've got strong homosexual tendencies.

>>87269117
Back then I knew it was a dick but I though some plastic surgeon cut it off and grafted it inbetween the ass cheecks.

>>87271175
samsies

>>87269117
i thought it was poop

>>87269117
>american humour

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>how did ace not notice this when he fucked Eeinhorn?

>>87269117
I thought it was a butt plug

>>87271175
Giving me crazy visions of a future where people have long, coiling dick tails.

Ace Ventura was merely the start.

https://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688

>>87271156
It's about the femininity of the cock newfag.
Bigger = more masculine dick. Smaller = feminine. Veins are masculine too.

>>87271409
It's a shame most passable trannies have pathetic little baby dicks.

It's only ever hot when the disparity between the extremely good looking feminine form and the extremely masculine, hulking penis is blindingly evident.

Especially if they're embarrassed or ashamed about it.

>>87271395
On today's edition of "You can't write that scene in 2017"

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>https://youtu.be/z5dEjaJ6Mrw starts playing

>tfw no sean young dominant trap gf

>>87269117
it is captain winky? Sounds like a tucked penis to me

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>>87269117
33 years old, still don't get it. Did he have the penis on the wrong side of the body or what the hell is the deal?

>>87270953
Shes a man you retard

I thought Gandalf was sauronman and that he was secretly evil

>>87270010
Pretty sure you are just very young and have no clue what you're talking about. No 80's kid would have gotten this scene in OP unless he has a very dysfunctionctal household.

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>>87269932
hvent ceen mvoie i like???????!?!? RU RETARDED?!!?!!?

>>87269466
Fuck off with your degeneracy

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what was she doing to ace

This is an impossible tuck, you'd need to have a permanently tumescent 13" dick, no wonder people thought it was a turd

Should have had a 30 second closeup of the donger in panties, so tight that nothing is left to the imagination. If you wanna be faggoty do it right

>>87272101
underage b& tbqh

Is there a webm of the scene?

>>87272039
"Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel" isn't that hard to understand though.

>>87271041
Sneeds Feed and Seed??

>>87270680
Fuck off back to TVTropes, faggot.

>>87272426
Anon, I'm pretty sure he was mocking TV Tropes users...

>>87272221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClAiUdThFgw don't have a webm but can give a youtube

I never understood the fascination you tards have with this horrible confused target demographic detective story.

>>87272531
Kino

>>87272723
t. Einhorn

>>87271644
>>11171948

>>87272873
did you mean to post something from another board? needs 3 arrows + board name,
e.g. >>87272873

I thought she had surgically had her penis moved to the back.

>>87272929
* >>>/wsg/1852602

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what the fuck is going on here? is there something in her ass like a dildo and she's walking around with it?

>>87269466
I only understood it now.

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>>87271041
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

>>87269247
She got arrested for pooping herself?

>>87272937
>her
>penis

>>87269117
Makes even less sense on tv now.
They edit the TV version to not show a bulge. So all it shows is a flat cloth.

>>87272196
Cuban blowjob

>>87269247
I thought it was a pistol in her underwear.

I legitimately thought it was what it actually was (his dick) but I didn't think it was possible for somebody to pull their dick that far back up into their ass cheeks like that.

Still perplexes me to this day...

>>87269466
I was held back in school so I missed out on sex ed
I didn't find out about feminine penises until I turned 18 and could finally enter 4chan

>>87272196
What the fuck is this?

>>87272929
thanks havent tried doing that in a while lol
hopefully it wasn't pruned
>>87271644
>>>11171948

>>87274872
welp I give up go to gif and look at the bottom Thicc & well endowed shemales

attempt number kill me
>>>/gif/11171948

>>87272221
Working on it

>>87272531
wait a minute.
how did everyone had sex with her and didn't notice the dick???

>>87275260
>her
They all just made out with Einehorn like Ace did.

>>87275260
they thought it was just a normal feminine penis.

>>87275059
4chan really should recode the site so you just have to use three arrows to link a different board post.

>>87271079
>children
>possessing higher logical skills
Did you fail high school?

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>>87275059
me on the right when seeing that thread

>>87273110
>she

Is this Oswald Cobblepot from Batman Returns?

>>87270680
You know you can add notes to tvtropes to disprove this kind of thing. No one does it anymore though. Not only that but these tropes are wrong for forgetting the fact Einhorn deliberately change gender identity for murder and kidnapping.

"Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn is Finkle."

What the hell did you idiots think he meant?

>>87269117
>tfw no 10 inch flaccid passable trap gf

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>tfw no audio allowed on /tv/

Why?

>>87272196
Honestly the first time I saw this I didnt get it but dayum that bitch made my pp feel funny

>>87275584
I think 8chn had that idr

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>>87275815
>Watching Ace Ventura for the plot

>>87275945
Marino was cool with it until everyone else thought it was gross.

>>87269117
I forgot does the movie explain why he didn't chop the dick off?

>>87269117
Funny that this movie starts with some big tit slut rewarding Ace with a blowjob and I watched it dozens of times as a kid without catching on.

>>87274129
also the scene where forrest starts mimicking the sound of his ma being fucked by the teacher

>>87276917
Chopping your dick off was actually kinda crazy even for trannies just a decade or so ago.

>>87269117
As a kid, I couldn't make sense of this either. I thought it was a gun in her pants.

>>87269117
As a kid confused as what it was, I knew what it was supposed to be. It just didn't look right, it looked like she had other shit stuffed in there.

Now I'm just confused on why it has a hard on.

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>>87277449
He was living the dream
truly an autist ahead of his time

no surprise /tv/ is filled with fucking retards.

>>87271306
Lights were off

>>87272101
best post