Queen of Love and Beauty edition
previous >>87257000
OFFICIAL GOT CHARACTER RANKING LIST
1. Jorah
2. Jaime
3. Beric
4. Thoros
5. Bobby Baratheon
first for waifu
>>87263675
It's from the Forsaken where Euron is half squid half human, sitting on the Iron Throne with is "pale white bride" next to him and the corpses of the gods impaled on spikes surrounding the throne
>>87263640
That's not Snowfu
>>87263706
Is this the list of greatest cucks?
who was that girl /lit/ was going crazy about, she then deleted or hid her videos because of the autists, she was cute
dany
>>87263729
if it was, Bobby would be higher
>>87263728
Take your boyish ginger whores back to r*ddit
>>87263714
queen of ____
>>87263841
menopause
>>87263706
Nice Reddit list.
True /got/ character ranking is
1. Euron
2. Night King
3. Jaime
4. Rhaegar
5. Beric
GODS I WAS A FOOKING LEGEND IN BOAR ALLEY
>>87263841
semen
>>87263841
cucks
>mfw Rhaegar had TWO AEGONS!
>>87263923
>shownly pleb
The actual list is
Euron
Darkstar
Jaime
Lyn Corbray
Marwyn
>>87263640
GIB HIPBONEFU
should i get a bolton flag for my college apartment
the walls are lookin bare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOxq8B3yzjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOxq8B3yzjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOxq8B3yzjc
>Not Oona Chaplin
Why such poor taste?
best 'cest
>>87263640
>OP's pic
>OP's post
YES!
>>87264031
Yes dude that would make you look super cool
>>87263992
>tfw won't ever be pushed like that and furiously ridden by a top tier aryan qt
Azor Petyr
>>87263923
>/got/ list
>gay ISIS-founder taking the golden medal
Yeah, sounds about right
What's his endgame?
>>87264075
to be a spooky evil wizard
>>87263931
WHERE'S LANCEL?
>>87263720
Oh, that makes more sense, thx anon
What was the NK's plan when he got to the wall if he didn't have the dragon? I mean, it was purely luck on his part that he was able to get one, so what was his plan otherwise?
>>87264060
>black hair
>anglo slut
>aryan
>>87264056
yes!
>>87264075
Knowledge. Qyburn is simply a man of science. He just wants to study the world. Something the (((maesters))) can't abide.
>>87264047
>
>>87264060
>Aryan
the eternal anglo
>>87264031
No a confederate flag for maximum keks
>>87264115
SHE'S BLONDE IN THE SHOW YOU FUCKING CUNT
First for fat Baratheon arse
>>87263640
QUEEN
OF
LOVE
AND
BEAUTY
>>87264114
They just planned to chill for a while
>>87264060
>>87264148
refer to>>87264151
>>87264114
I mean, even Mance almost breached through the Wall.
>>87264031
gotta agree with the confederate flag guy, get one to rustle the fuck out of shitlibs even if you're not a total southern nationalist
>jet black hair
Jon is Roberts son.
>>87264114
Night King is Bran
>>87264195
kill yourself
>>87264213
I actually really hate the confederate flag, I don't like to glorify losers and traitors
>>87264140
I always felt like he had some sort of ulterior motive for helping Cersei but the death of Petyr has pretty much shown there is no room for scheming anymore and he literally is just a spooky necromancer
>>87264114
crashing the wall withno survivors
>>87264217
Robert didn't have jet black hair in the show.
>>87264075
Zombie wife and a spin off sitcom based around their lives together.Zombie Bobby does a walk on bit
>>87264228
no u
>>87264075
To crush the Citadel with no survivors
>tfw I found no web of her + the blonde going all sexy on Theon
oh, well
https://youtu.be/crwQ70Hm3G0
>Jon going to reject Dany when he finds out that she's his aunt even though she won't care
>Dany is pregnant
>He will marry her to avoid having bastards
>his choice will combine love and honor so that he does not choose love over honor and fuck himself over like Robb and Ned did
>remember what Aemon said about 'what is honor compared to the love of a woman and baby in his arms'
>will understand Ned's choice and come to accept the truth
Post Ned
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>87264217
Was Rhaegar countercucked? But Jon doesn't have blue eyes, does he?
>>87264371
>and he'll have an inbred son with severe physical deformities
>>87264382
rip Dickon
>>87264396Modern day Maisie Williams
>>87264459
fuck off cerseifag
>>87264492
>>87264396
can you faggots explain this to me
>>87264494
I'm a bobbylad though
>>87263640
lol. Moon is no egg.
>>87264471
Rippon
>>87264114
he is bran he knew that Danny will come with her dragons to save Jon Snow.
That's why he let them just stand there on that little island for weeks until she came.They were just a bait.
>>87264506
>bobbylad
what a nice homely name
>>87264471
>>87264471
You think he'll die like a little shit in the books, too? Or maybe he'll have learned something of actual use in Skagos? (Maybe be + fight like a beast and instill fear in his enemies as the new "hungry wolf" after he eat his enemies)
The Virgin ____ vs the Chad _____
Make it GoT related
>>87264348
Was getting caught by Clegane part of his plan?
>Arya and Sansa are northerners
>Don't have northern accents
What did they mean by this?
>>87264647
I'd do it but I don't have paint skills
>Virgin Prince vs Chad Reign
Rheagar vs Bobby
how can any of these cucks even compete with based mannis, lads?
>>87264505
They're becoming uglier by the hour since the hormones kicked in desu
>>87264700
i thought it was more clever than that holy shit
what a terrible non meme
i felt like a new fag not understanding the dank me mes for a second there
Post extinct houses
What are some times when you literally thanked D&D?
>Crew of the Silence don't speak because they don't have tongues
>>87263992
I don't remember this scene. Looks like the Blackwater nuke episode. Care to refresh my memory?
>>87264647
Fuck off with your shit meme
>>87263917
I hated how she left.
She lost a lot to get Bran to become the Three-eyed raven and got fuckall out of it.
>>87264781
They could just legitimize Gendry faggot
>>87264694
by being alive?
>>87264647
>>87264802
S2E9 my dude
>>87264870
fuck you
>>87264688
Tell me abotu Robert Strong, why does he wear the mask?
>>87264568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ5tP532H0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ5tP532H0
>>87264829
>expecting a reward
women
>>87264781
>>87264694
Aaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh
>>87263640
>>87264914
I guess I just wanted to see her get some sort of payoff, though that arc was fundamentally about Bran.
>>87264114
I was hoping he'd zombie wall up it
>>87264929
They are on top, actually
>>87264453
>tfw Dany should be ugly and deformed as fuck
>>87264866
if you legitimized every random bastard then no house would ever go extinct
there's a trillion tyrell and bolton heirs running around
>>87265002
oh story payoff
yeah true enough
Ayne Harrenhol, asshai poshe... that'sh aff tha taybl ash well?!
>>87264998
DELETE THIS
>>87263640
>>87264290
He helps Cersei because she lets him carry out his 'experiments'. They didn't really cover it in the show, but in the books she gives him living people for him to test things out on them. That's how he learned how to make Qyburn's Monster Gregor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMhZShsxU-0
>>87264647
>>87265043
>last baratheon (that we know of)
>the same thing
ok
>>87264453
>I can't handle incest because it's icky
>>87264866
>House baratheons existance lies upon a Targaryen
Ironic
>>87265080
Bravo D&D, nailed it
>>87264866
>legitimize the uneducated peasant that wasn't acknowledged by Robert instead of the one in the Vale that everyone knows about or the one who's half Florent
No
>>87263923
>DeviantART OC is 1
>Rhaegar the tumblr snowflake faggot is on the list
>Night King, Berric and Jaime are ok
>complaining about reddit while posting a reddit picture
begone
thot
>>87265103
He's not a baratheon though
>>87264453
Not with superior Targ genes it won't
>>87265002
I guess she has Darksister now
>>87264647
>>87264114
Same thing he has done for the last few thousand years
Walk around and wait for dragons while killing and resurrecting wildlings
>>87265207
AFAIK Darksister doesn't exist on the show.
>>87265154
yes he is you nigger eater
>>87265097
delete this terrible gif right now
>>87265207
pic related
>>87264286
Bolton flag may not be the best choice either then.
>>87265243
why isn't baratheon his last name then?
>>87264506
then why do you disrespect Ned
Ned and Bobby were bros
>>87264142
QT
T
>>87265242
Might be true, might also be that D&D lazily write that in last minute if they bring her back
>>87265107
have fun with the schizophrenia, and a plethora of physical deformities m8
>>87265107
>I have no idea what alleles are
>Baelor "Basedspear" Targaryen
>Maeker "the Cool" Targaryen
>Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers
Blackfyre shits BTFO.
>>87265226
kek
How exactly was he a bad king? Because he bullied Sansa, the daughter of a traitor?
>>87265281
For laughs
>>87265360
Fuckoff Targshit
Literally 0 Blackfyre kills in your pic
1 Targaryen kill though
>>87265362
is that maegaery tits?
>>87265362
It's not treason if you're a usurper to begin with.
>>87265362
He was a psychopath. He was cruel for cruelty's sake. He didn't care about running his kingdom or keeping the granaries full or how justice was employed throughout the land. All he wanted to do was harm things and inflict pain.
>>87265457
Cersei.
>>87264647
Virgin Targaryen vs Chad Baratheon
Virgin Stark vs Chad Lannister
Virgin Spider vs Chad Laddah
>>87265461
>Usurper
>Implying Joffrey knew he was Jaimes kid
>>87265429
switch the sigils and it's painfully accurate
>>87265457
That's Cersei.
>>87265462
From what I hear his tax policy was amazing.
>>87265429
Brynden Rivers killed Daemon Blackfyre and Baelor and Maekar smashed his army. Blackfyres are just butthurt because their last hope is a eunuch and a boy pretending to be a Targaryen.
>>87265362
boobs
>>87265362
He was cruel to anyone or anything that he could get away with being cruel to.
He didn't care about the wellbeing of lowborn subjects, which means that long-term the kingdoms will starve.
He was also a raging moron to anyone that dared council against his notions.
>>87264647
Virgin Targshit vs Chad Stark
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cregan_Stark
>C-could you please maybe spare my friend?"
>>87263923
Night's King is first.
>>87265493
>>Implying Joffrey knew he was Jaimes kid
The ancestry matters none, since bobby b had already recognized him as a son. Not unless he officially disowned him. But Ned was dubbed protector of the realm until Jeoffrey came of age
>>87265621
>pulled off Walder Frey by spending TWO YEARS to "gather an army"
>executed a couple of worthless men
>chad
Baelor was the last good episode
>>87265362
Didn't know how to have good relations with his allies
why do jews love cock jokes so much?
>>87265813
>why do jews love castration jokes so much
ftfy
>>87265544
Remember when Jaime was jealous of Joffrey?
>The boy had been a squalling pink thing who demanded too much of Cersei’s time, Cersei’s love, and Cersei’s breasts.
>>87265749
>They literally poisoned the old King to avoid him conquering the capital by force
>His army was said by everyone to be able to crush Lannisters, Baratheon, Tyrells easily
>Still processed the people who poisoned the king he wanted to kill because "you fucking backstabbers if you want to fight someone do it to their faces so die"
>not a Chad maximus
>>87265243
>literally doesnt understand bastardy
ALL HAIL KING STANNIS, LORD OF THE BURNED KINGDOM AND PROTECTOR OF HIS DAUGHTER
>>87265930
Long may he reign!
>>87265768
Muh everyone but Lannies is an enemy
>>87265930
How can he be king when he's dead?
>>87266002
He's the king in the underworld
>>87264647
The Virgin Andals vs the Chad Stark
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Theon_Stark
reminder stannis' death was grrm's idea
>>87263973
Book list is actually
>Jaime
>Davos
>Adam Marbrand
>Roose
>Waymar Royce
Honerable mentions
>Lady Merryweather
>Bronn
>>87266002
>dead
>literally having a comfy camping weekend outside winterfell as we speak
my heart
>>87265429
YOOOO IF IT ISNT PODRICK FOOKIN PAYNE HIMSELF, LETS GO GET A DRINK MY LAD HAHA
*shuffles offset*
>>87266194
Bronn is our guy, cerseifags can go fuck themselves
>>87265362
If I remember correctly he ran away from the battle of Blackwater like a pussy
>tfw none of this in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erbr99-dVFs
>>87266152
Blackfyre double agent.
>>87265362
How the fuck was he not? Are you a fookin retard lad?
>>87266194
haHAA, COCKS! right pod?
>>87266251
If I remember correctly, as did Stannis.
>>87266152
Maekar "Targ Killer" more like.
no got tonight
wtf do i do
>>87265063
>>87266335
And now our watch begins
>>87266426
and now my watch has AAAAAGGGHHHH
>>87263640
>Fucking MTV rankings, I fucking swear
>>87266488
>"YOU STOLE MY WAIFU RHAEGAR"
>>87264647
The Virgin Incest (Only Cousins, a manlet and a fat girl, didn't even know it was incest, awkward and timid)
vs
The Chad Incest (Full on twins, two of the most attractive people, they know what they are doing, confident and mature)
GODS WHAT A STUPID THREAD
what did he mean by this
In what season did DnD start wiping out secondary cast members in big purges to not make it so complicated for viewers?
>>87266378
Fucking furries
>>87266600
M-more wine, your grace?
>>87266615
What are you saying about Ellen Wong?
A literal cuck rebellion
>>87265328
>I have no idea how a nephew and aunt are related
It takes two generations of straight incest for common abnormalities.
>>87266600
You're stupid.
see that commoner's wife over there ?
>>87266667
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW
>>87266304
Stannis retreated because he was defeated. Joff ran away because things weren't looking good and got scared
>>87266649
Dany's parents were siblings and I'm pretty sure their parents too. Jon is half Rhaegar and that's a lot
>>87263640
WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87266639
LANCEL, IS IT?
>>87266671
YOU CAN MOUNT HER
>>87266600
And if that thread didn't begin with waifufags like all the smart threads its bobbyposting would be making it miserable, its anons wouldn't be ingrates and it would wake up three times in the night to find the breastplate stretcher
WINE!
>>87266755
So whats the difference? They both ran because they thought they lost. Stannis would have won if it was for Tywin ex machina, Joff left after the Hound
>>87266765
>siblings
>literally says in the books they're cousins
>>87264217
MOOOOOOOOOOORREEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNE
Reboot of this piece of shit show when?
>>87266861
No, Dany's parents were siblings.
>>87266755
in book and show his knights took him away
AzorMoon Boy
GODS WE WERE MANY BACK THEN
EVER MADE THE EIGHT, RENLY?
>It's not Peter, it's Petyr
>It's not Randall, it's Randyll
>It's not Lisa, it's Lysa
>>87266963
>making the eight
>not making the sixteen
why would you leave out the butt?
>>87266861
Nah m8
>>87265326
>>87265328
>they've never read the books
>they've never watched the show
Have you even been paying attention? If the Targaryens were gonna suffer physical deformities because of incest it would've happened by now. Guess what? It hasn't.
>>87267028
John/Jon
Jaime/Jamie
Eddard/Edward
>>87267070
jon and jamie are real names
Are the hound and beric still on aryas list? Are they gonna get teleported behind in season 8?
>>87267028
>It's not Miranda, it's Myranda
>>87267070
The first 2 are actual names.
>>87267078
>That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.
>>87267042
Yes, because they were real people and subject to real life laws and probabilities, not the writer's whim. What GRRM has written them to be and what biology says they should be a 2 totally different things
>>87267157
Wasn't it pretty much ceremonial
>>87267078
that looks like a big sword, careful ned
>>87266378
>furfaggot
kys
>>87267028
>>87267070
Vandals/Andals
Lancaster/Lannister
Adrian's Wall/The Wall
England/Westeros
I mean, come on now, we've done this a couple hundred times already
>>87267078
Neddard is *THIS* strong?
>>87267187
>not getting the reference
is that even possible?
>Go on... do your Call of Dutyâ„¢
What the fuck
Will we ever see Heartsbane again?
Who wields it?
>>87267272
Yes/Sam
>>87267070
You fucked up mate.
>>87267252
Reference to what
>>87267253
Stop believing in magic
>tfw no GoT today
>>87267179
>What GRRM has written them to be and what biology says they should be a 2 totally different things
That's my point.
So anyone complaining and saying Jon and Dany's kids are gonna be retarded, deformed, or whatever is retarded themselves. Real world genetics do not apply to ASOIAF, George has said so
>>87267384
>tfw
>>87267253
>go on... do your call of duty, this a modern warfare were fighting
>>87267078
>>87267242
BIG YOU SAY?
>>87267504
>>go on... do your call of duty, this a modern warfare were fighting on the battlefield
>>87263841
spades
>>87267307
google, nigger
>>87267485
That doesn't mean we're not going to point out the bullshittery, especially since genetic anomalies are a thing in ASoIaF
>>87265362
Literally his first act as King was to start an unnecessary war
>>87267272
Sam has to shove it into Gilly's chest so he can pull out Lightbringer
Shouldn't she be Cersei Baratheon?
>>87267552
>>87267680
Fucking weebs
Which girl in Westeros has the cutest penis?
>>87267680
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING NED?
>>87267741
Queen doesn't get the royal name
>>87267765
go away reddit
>>87264694
They can't.
>>87264459
Post Ned, not Ned on post
>>87267680
>>87267594
Cant wait for todays episode, these 3 last episodes in season 7 better deliver cause so far its been lackluster.
Night King is Euron.
Euron will take control of Viserion in the books and burn down the wall, showing his true self, the head of the undead army, where hes been the past few years
>>87266140
why won't she marry me
>>87267695
It's autistic to point out bullshittery when from the first season and book they already told you the Targaryens fucked brother and sister for years and obviously Viserys and Dany aren't deformed and don't have for example hemophilia or hapsburg jaw.
>>87263841
Twincest and beauty, also the only woman that Jaime has ever loved
BY FIRE BE PURGED
>>87267907
>The sword who passes the sentence should swing the Ned.
>>87267971
TASTE THE FLAMES OF BARATHEON
>>87264998
the acting from sansa is SO BAD
>Eddard Stark
>Literally zero N in the name
>People call him Ned
>Edd is an acceptable name in the Lore
What the fug?
remember when this show was good
https://youtu.be/pOzsRcjNZmQ
>>87263841
muh dick.
Why aren't lions in ASOIAF?
>>87268125
>Dick is a nickname for Richard
>Bill is a nickname for William
etc.
>>87268227
is she?
>>87268157
It would have been nice to see a flashback of young Cersei and Jaime daring each other to go into the lions' cages like they do in the book
>tfw no Jaime romantically snatching Cersei's hand back when she goes to touch the lion
>>87268227
Did Drogo ever fuck her in the ass?
>>87268210
It just feels out of place, as noone else has those kind of nicknames. Just blog posting my first watch of the series.
Just starting season 3
>>87266871
Hmm very much so.
>targshits will defend this
>>87268250
This season she was.
>>87267765
CAREFUL NOW
CAREFUL NED
Which team are you rooting for?
Best girl
>>87268157
Lannisters hunted them to extinction to get a few family namesake trophies IIRC
>>87268412
Now and always
>>87268412
Stannis
>>87268412
Team "grrm finishes the damn books so we have something else other than this shitty show"
>>87267639
>anime virgin pedophile baited into oblivion because of Low IQ
>post yfw Qyburn counterattacks the Night's King with his own zombie army
>>87268475
Even if he finished WoW tomorrow, he wouldn't finish the next book after for another six years at the least, and probably longer.
>>87268258
I'd pay to see a Lannisters prequel spinoff.
>>87268125
You wanna heard a weird thing
In my dialect (north-east of Italy, region of Venice)
Name: Giovanni (John)
Nickname: Nane
Who was/is the cuntiest cunt of the series?
Cersei, Joffrey and Ramsay excluded.
>>87268461
this! humans are backstabbing rats and deserve to die
How would he fare in GoT?
>>87268566
Shae
>>87268500
>>87268530
>a prequel filled with jew trickery and money laundering
Just watch pre-WWII Germany footage.
>>87268294
Emilia is such a bad actress it hurts
>>87263923
>mfw bronn isnt on the list
>>87268617
>implying
I just want to see the young twins fuck, lad.
>>87268677
Kys pedo
>>87268642
All of the worst actors got the largest roles.
All of the best actors are being shunted into the sidelines by the script.
The last season, spearheaded by the largest roles, is going to be woeful.
>>87268677
>paying to see that
Just rewatch episode 1 over and over
>>87268742
Not graphic enough
>>87268677
This but I want to see them fuck again in a future point in the books/show 100x more than I want any prequel fucking
>>87268742
They're not teens there.
>>87264647
If Jon lost his V-card to Dany then surely he wasn't that good
new Preston vid when?
>>87263739
katie loves classic books?
>>87268276
it's a british slang thing rhyme names
>>87269050
are you fucking retarded?
>>87269050
He lost it to Ygritte