>Would you suck a cock to keep your job at McDonalds? Damn.

>>87245288
How do you think she got the job in the first place?

The chick in this genuinely had some of the best tits I've ever seen outside of porn

She ended up settling for a few mil. In Kentucky that's like generational wealth

>>87245309
>you have to suck dick to get a job at McD in the US
I don't even want to know the degenerate shit you have to do to get an entry position in any other field.

>>87245773
aye she got lucky as fuck if you think about it. I'd suck a dick for a few mil any day.

>>87245815
oddly enough, you have to bend over in what's called the "entry position"

>>87245859
The only problem was it the guy's wife who told her to suck him off. She was the top manager. Guy was never even allowed to be alone with her in the first place (some corporate rule)

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>>87245288

>the blowjob video was never released

>>87245288
>from the creator of homestarrunner

did they find out who placed the call

I guarantee you the couple were in on it and just got off wanting to see a girl suck him

>>87245861
thanks for the kek

>>87245288

This wasn't about Americans, it was about how monumentally stupid women are.

Does anyone have the spanking video

>>87245954
Pretty sure it was the wife

>>87245973
The fact your mother decided not to abort that already proves the point, though

>>87245984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gWVhYRyXI

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EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

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>>87245288
Yes

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>>87245973
Complain all you Tyler youre not getting a new Nintendo

>>87246495
Talk about the real video,

>>87245742
>obvious bolt ons
>best you've ever seen
Get the fuck out of here.

>>87245815
work 6 months for free as a intern and get 20k in debt beforehand

>>87246844
>work 6 months for free
I guess this is what they mean when they say, land of the """"free""""

Depends on the cock, some I'll do for free, no homo though.

>>87245288
>Inspired by true events
That's the code for "even less real than 'based on a true story'".

>>87246794
Was the spanking even released uncensored.I've seen the jumping jacks part but I think that's it.

>>87246750
I agree with every single line (ok, not 12).

Fuck of commie.

>>87246750
>>87246844

truly the land of the free kek

>>87246495
Shit, blocked

>>87245923
Its co-creator but I'm still amazed by that fact

>>87246750
>wearing a hat

yeah whatever mate

>>87246750
Is that the dirty jobs guy? I love that show!

>>87246915
You do know you can watch the real video on motherless right?

Fucking reddit.

>>87247609
Post the link then, faggot. I bet you can't.

One of the hottest kinos in recent times. I hadn't fapped to a movie in a very long time but this did it for me.

>>87246787
that's a pretty big hand

>>87247694
Dreama is short with big tits, the best combination

I refuse to believe someone is this stupid
>hey someone claiming to be an officer on the phone needs me to strip search you
>uh apparently they want me to spank you
>now they want you to do jumping jacks
>what am i being accused of
>now they want you to suck my dick
>wtf what will that prove
>uh... my penis is a litmus test and they want to make sure you don't do drugs
Either this woman was borderline retarded or was into this shit.

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>>87245288
>sucking dick for a low paying, entry level job

>>87247001
you fuck off, amoral capitalist pig

>>87251228
Or she knew a big fat settlement was coming her way if she went along with it

>>87251228
best thing, it wasnt an isolated case

The caller was a fucking genious