THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

CALL JG WENTWORTH

>>87238801
Is that from Death Note?

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>>87238801
My dad gets visibly disgusted every time this commercial comes on.

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE

>>87238801
They have ice cream hair nigger commercials now? Why the fuck are you paying for this?

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Oh

That's terrifying

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>>87238801
I kinda like it.

>>87238911
uh what's your # jewbabe?

>>87238911
tittyimages®

>>87238933
And yet they'd still piss it away on beads.

>>87238927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rdaTfKjbA

>>87238846
the real redpill

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Excuse me good sir, I should remind you that were in fact Egyptians and such other things.

>>87239014
>Jimi Izrael
what did he mean by this?

Objectively best commercial on TV here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQz-AgmTm0w

All commercials are objectively bad because they exist only to use psychology to manipulate you into buying products you don't need. They are devoid of higher meaning or artistic value because of this fact. Prove me wrong.

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Enough about shit ads

What are some AdKino Commercials /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wM2c3WtDjQ

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>>87239253
tfw

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fucking microshit

>>87239227
i literally googled "fancy black guy" after i wrote post and saw that.

>>87239391
the surface is shit so ms has to pander to anything they think is susceptible to this kind of kike advertisment

>>87238826
>terrible commercial thread
>shares based commercial instead
Its your money. Use it when you need it.

>>87238801
Looks like a chocolate ice cream cone. Fuck now I want Dairy Queen, but it's closed.

>>87238801
I think Id home school my kid for the first few years if they wanted to rap teach to him

>>87238846
Da fuck dis nigga talking bout

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>>87238826

>>87239714
All right wise guy. Teach me what a remainder is without rapping it to me.

>>87239663
>living in an area without 24/7 dairy queens

Seriously just kill yourself

>>87239754
The remainder

This gets me everytime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hf53EGhTu8

>>87239826
At last I truly see.

>>87238933
>borrow 5 grand
>pay back 40 grand

wtf americans

>>87239841
And for the darkies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2lrKFBOhCQ

When youtube had that approval rating for pre video ads, I deliberately thumbed up all the constant HostGator ads.

YOU DON'T OWN ME

>>87239312
Holy fuck that's amazing

>>87239841
>Intro_to_AfterEffects_using_stock_assets.mov

Someone got paid to make this.

>>87239871
Little black girl is a qt.

>>87238933
PROBLEM SOLVED

>>87239312
10/10

>>87239863
our natives are allowed to set these predatory rates because the govt doesn't regulate them, same reason they can build casinos on their land

>>87240011
>predatory
If you're stupid enough to take it, you deserve to lose all your money and die.

>>87239291
I knew all of the products Billy Mays pitched were probably shit, but I liked his commercials anyway.

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And you can't go it alone

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>>87238801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH0--fSt1Tg

>>87238801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40YkCQcMCpQ

ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE

>>87239846
Do you think I could be a teacher anon?

>>87240174
he must have gotten the same acting lessons Shaq got

>>87238933
Bust out the blankets

>>87240174
This is one 6 footer I can't handle one on one ladies let's have a party

My least favorite commercials are the ones for this awful series on Sundance or the IFC channel called "Transparent."

They literally had a commercial pitching it as "one of the most Jewish shows on television." I nearly vomited from the smugness and condescension.

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>>87240147
>I used to be an addict
>Now Im not

ACTION JACKSON

I hope local ads count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLz1OZaTDSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVs_XTDfbVM

>>87239014
>not Fashion Kangz
you had one job!

>>87240486
>Somebody else experiences the joy of those shitty Auto Yes commercials.
I miss the old commercials for a strip club that would have some girl wearing a school girl outfit and the implication is that she would leave school and go to work at the club. I haven't seen that one in like 6 years.

>>87240147
they're rally aggressive in this one. I used to be a major alcoholic after the military and if I saw this commercial then I'd still be drinking out of spite.

>>87240818
No dude, you'll always be an alcoholic. You've just learned to manage it.

>>87240207
It's the one thing that remains.

>>87240847
what grade?
Keep in mind I'm attracted to 9 year olds

>>87240486
Lmao that was dope.

>>87240895
5th, they're usually ten so you shouldn't have any problems.

>>87240486
>local

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ILi9CGVhs

I was born two years after this ad, but they still use the part at the end in some ads, as far as I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiiL8QjNTE

TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS (also nigger work songs)

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>>87240931
But the late bloomers are my favorite

>>87241061
none of these niggas looked uncomfortable in the least. You know they were blowing fat rails at trophy Nissan.

>>87241061
Is it a global requirement for car dealerships to have the greasiest and worst commercials in existence?

I don't watch tv. I havn't really sat down and watched it in years and I use adblock on the computer.

But recently I was hanging out with my uncle he was watching tv and I can't stomach commercials anymore. It's disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

Is it possible for an ad to not be annoying?
No matter what it is, they're always gonna be screaming "Buy this thing!".
Any ad I see, I can see the formulaic reasoning behind it.

>have one guy that desperately needs something
>have another guy act reasonable and show him a specific product and presents it as the best thing ever
>first guy reacts likes its the best thing ever

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>This is the moment it tuns out I'm actually a Viking!

No it's not

>>87241178
For some reason I thought the ad was from 86, but I guess it doesn't say. Either way, they apparently really liked it since they recycled the TROPHY TROPHY TROPHY NISSAN audio at the end for a few decades or so.

>>87241199
I imagine they're a reflection of the dealership owners who I can only assume tend to insist on having full creative control over the ads.

>>87241327
Nah, I think the most egregious and disgusting ads are the ones from company's like Google and Apple that try to portray some romantic or picturesque world view and then associate their brand with it.

I hate that shit.

>>87238927
WE

>>87241375
The McDonalds as with the dancing kids makes me very uneasy especially with the forced use of vernacular
>Did someone say maccy D's?

Getting your children addicted to fast food is not "cute", it's shameless

>>87241061
hahah fuckin I knew I recognized that
real DFW hours

Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LrCN_1nwdA

>>87241660
No, but this is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_iDfoy1v5g

>>87240373
lel that guy looks like such a smarmy fuck

>>87241699
This is fucking golden

>>87238801
if my kid told me he got the rapping teacher, this is exactly what i would think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

apply directly to the forehead

>>87238801
I guess this explains the success rate of african americans in school.

>>87238801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

How about an amazing commercial thread instead?

WE

STACY!

>>87238875
That's who I feel bad for the most. Our parents and old timer people that age who are shoveled this shit.

I really think it's a conspiracy to make these people so disgusted and depressed with the world around them they die faster. Get your parents off TV.

>>87238933
damn injuns stealing the white mans money

I know if this guy taught one of the classes I was in when I was younger he would get laughed out of the building. Kids can be cruel.

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>>87238801
>says he's known around the school as the rapping teacher
>THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

my dude that doesn't even rhyme

>>87238801
What is this?

>>87242583
Your money and infrastructure have been important... 'til now!

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it's been almost 7 years

Is this rapkino?
https://soundcloud.com/zachlost/the-division-song

>>87238846
#woke

>>87242520
>>87238801
>>87239714
>>87239754
>>87241776
>>87242376
>>87242867

https://soundcloud.com/herhymeswithme/the-division-song

https://soundcloud.com/zachlost/fractionsong

https://soundcloud.com/zachlost/average-song

This is the new education boys. I like it.

>>87241817
I distinctly remember them playing this on Cartoon Network which I thought was weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

Also what was that guy's problem, Pizza is delicious.

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I CANT HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU

no idea what this commercial is for and i've seen it 6000 times

>>87243183
>>87242867
I would have thought this was rap by a white guy.

>>87243266
Oh you wanna talk about commercials that aren't easy to understand check out Drive Time. The narrator explains it at the end but I thought they were a dealership.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Mcgdq3CUA

YOU DON'T OWN ME

>>87238826
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

>>87243243
>mfw this is eerily similar to the anti-Trump commercials from before the election

Does anyone else hate that library kitkat commercial? The sexual tension is too much for me to handle.

>>87243598
That's one of the few commercials I love for exactly that reason.

The classic 90s kid commercial, because, you know, kids are the ones begging mom and dad to get a new AC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>>87243651
I hate the misconception that this commercial was from the 90s. It aired in the early 2000s.

Does anyone even use Windows 10?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_bx8bnCoiU

>>87243715
Yeah, its fine.

>>87243825
But Win7 is better.

Alright, get out of the fucking way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Td_4HzF0qI

>>87243850
>it's alright to destroy someone's property just because you don't respect it as art
This commercial was probably made by a ______.

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>>87243842
>everything since Win XP has been a downgrade

>>87243902
nazi

Someone post the Malteasers commercial with the goblin in.

>>87243651
>>87243685

>be a kid in the mid-to-late 2000's,
>have an old shitbox desktop.
>have no real kids who'd play with me because I was disgusting, weird, and cringey as fuck.
>have no AC.
>really just want AC because I spent all day on computer, which acted like a fucking space-heater and shit

>>87243938
i mean xp doesn't have 64 bit does it?

>>87243902
Yes I understand this cheetos commercial isn't totally realistic.

>>87244080
It does and you can do cool hacker shit like spoof any mac you want. Microsoft keeps taking away power features from new Windows though. Soon it'll be no better than a phone OS.

>>87244006
How were you disgusting?

>>87244124
Frito-(((Lay))) is a Jewish organization so any action they take can be safely interpreted as a calculated move to serve (((their))) agenda.

One of the worst commercials for any product, ever.

"The Debate" for Century 21. Of course, not long after this commercial came out, the real estate market crashed. Wonder why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odQ7s85bk9s

Best commercial in the universe coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGGDKV88Fg

>>87244235
I can't tell if shit like this is serious or not.

>>87244285
Poe's law in action.
>Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.

>>87244235
>(((Lay)))
what did he mean by this

>>87244235
A cheetos commercial

>>87244444

>>87243715

Yeah, retards who can't into turning off Windows Update.

>>87244440
You really think it's out of the question that (((they))) want to influence the minds of impressionable young children?

>>87244521
>they want to influence the minds of impressionable young children
lmao
In a CHEETOS COMMERCIAL

>>87244613
What do kids eat?
CHEETOS, you fucking shareblue shill.

>>87239740
kek

>>87244630
A CHEETOS COMMERCIAL

>>87244630
>you fucking shareblue shill.
kek, he's going all out

>>87244681
>>87244694
Not an argument leftard shills.

>>87244718
C H E E T O S
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>>87244735
t. triggered antifa protester

>>87244762
What's antifa?

>>87244818
executive members of the (((cheeto))) mafia

>>87245127
Keep laughing you fucking goyim, good thing no woman has ever taken a second glance at you so you don't have any kids who will be indoctrinated by Jewish propaganda like you were.

>>87245205
>good thing no woman has ever taken a second glance at you so you don't have any kids who will be indoctrinated by Jewish propaganda like you were.
good to see we're on the same page here

i have no future so i can afford not to give a shit about anything. enjoy your (((hope for a better future)))

>>87245217
I'm trolling btw.

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Do Americans really watch so much advertising that they consider it an art form???

Kek

>>87238911
I love when salty /tv/ and /pol/ fags swear like they wouldn't demolish this woman

>>87238977
Lol, it's so much funnier if you've seen the original video

>>87241344
Is he over 25?
does he own a computer?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjnlZNI40HU

pure kino

>>87246101
I counter your Hammer with another Hammer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n6zCHMpUYI

>>87243842
My nigga

>>87240138
They're hypnotic. Mays was a master.

>>87247017
I honestly still can't believe he's dead. Somehow it just doesn't make any sense.

>>87247188
>implying he is
Time travelers come at the moment before our death to take us into the future where we can live forever, replacing our present day body with a perfect replica.