Few movies capture the high school experience as accurate

>>87238103
A fat guy would never get a shot with a girl who looks like Emma Stone unless she was a druggie who needed money

>>87238174
wrong

>>87238174
but he didn't have a shot with her in the movie

>>87238103
my experience was more like napoleon dynamite.

>>87238103
My friends and I weren't all a bunch of jewish kids

>>87238223
He did in the ending when they went shopping after he gave her a brutal black eye

Seth Rogan and friend wrote most if not all of it while in high school about their actual experiences, that's probably why

>>87238103
Is there a /tv/ approved list of high school-core kino?

Some potential suggestions:

>Superbad
>Mean Girls
>Freaks and Geeks
>Heathers
>(Insert favorite 90's high school sitcom here)

I dunno, what would you put on it?

>>87238174
She's not really that hot, he knew she was way out of his league which is why he wanted to get her drunk, and they don't exactly get together at the end.

>>87238103
Superbad was shit.
Best school films:
>10 Things I Hate About You.
>Mean Girls.
>Clueless.
>The Faculty.

School TV series:
>Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
That's all you need.

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>>87238455
Whoooa you're missing an obvious one.

>>87238455

Napoleon Dynamite. It's transcendent of space and time.

Superbad does have a fairly unique quality of being an unusually authentic to actual high school life. It's not that funny though.

>>87238174
Evan states earlier in the movie that Jules got insanely hot over the summer and obviously hasn't realized it because she still talks to Seth.

You need to brush up on your lore.

It simply doesn't.

I was a jock, or what you call a "chad" in high school. Yeah, I did get laid in high school- by Asian and white chicks that hung out with me in our little nerd group.

I was on the varsity baseball team and was the top dick. I ended up dating a really cute Vietnamese chick my last two years in high school. I always helped my friends in hanging out with the girls because I thought they needed the confidence to actually proposition them to go on dates. It worked for some, and not others.

If you're fat in high school as a guy, you are fuuuuuuuucked. Your instinct is 100% animal at that age. There is no way anyone fucks the fat guy in high school. In an animal state, nobody wants the mate that winds out against the threat after thirty seconds.

>>87238512
The faculty is not remembered for the masterpiece it is.
>Disturbing Behavior
>The Craft fuck you fairuza makes it worth
>Election
>Idle Hands
And for some reason I can't think of anything non-supernaturally now, thanks The Faculty.

>>87238455
movies
>Clueless, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused

tv shows
>The Wonder Years

>>87238103
Emily Jean is amazing <3

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>>87238582
>be chad in high school
>dated asian chicks

you don't have to lie anon, we're all friends here

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>>87238103
Not even close. I did enjoy best Emma.

>>87238663
y she so cuuuuuuuute

>>87238103
>Few movies capture the high school experience as accurate as this one does.
But this movie isnt accurate at all.

t. guy who was actually social and partied in HS

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>>87238455

>>87238320
I seen fat guys get hot girls all the time. What you think all fatties are virgins? You just need to go out there and shoot your shot.

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>>87238644

Nope, totally was.

I'm just ten years older now and I hate some of the shit I did to my friends. It wasn't that bad, but I hate the way I behaved around them when I was around teammates. I think they understood but it still fucks with me.

I transferred from another school and immediately gravitated to them since ultimately, it was who I was.

>>87238725
There are always the crazies. Fat guys gotta take extra risks like heart disease ain't gonna kill them anyway.

This movie was the epitome of High School life in 2012

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>>87238832

>>87238832
uh, 5 years late there bud.

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>>87238832
No way, more like 2005.

>>87238832
They did 21 jump street for 2012+

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>I don't drink, anon.

fml

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>>87238455
Elephant
Heart of America
We Need to Talk About Kevin

>>87239018
drink THIS

*unzips dick*

>>87238544
Best portrayal of small town middle america high school there is

>>87238103
>min was youth in revolt...except I didnt get the girl.

>>87238103
>normie experience the movie
no just no

>>87239018

I don't know why anyone sees this as some sort of "rape film."

>what's acceptable, and what's not now

Nobody likes sex, or is very cautious of it because of our culture. Alcohol is considered a sexual lubricant, and where it isn't rape is extremely common. The "do you have a condom" thing is part of the feminine fear. Of course you should, and you fucking better not keep it in your wallet.

Nobody wants to be a whore, but you sure as hell aren't for having protected sex as a woman. Porn has ruined the idea of how passionate, honest and great sex can be between two people. It's out the window because people think that's all it can be between to people, just ugly as porn.

>>87238103
Why didn't we see her vagina in Fast Times? Her bush would've been enough to satisfy me, but I fear there isn't one.

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>>87239050
>I-I'm vegan, anon.

>>87239189

I should add that all the women who preached abstinence in my sex ed classes, as a teenager were insanely fat and trying to tell people who weren't that they should never have sex.

Well, you aren't getting it so why would you want anyone to have it, you fucking swine beast?

Recommend me some comedy-kino.

>>87239189

Why shouldn't you keep condom in your wallet? Whereelse?

>>87238174
youre right... just beee yourself

>>87238455
Not Another Teen Movie

>>87239225
>rape

>>87239309
It's just a meme. Also make sure to double wrap because they aren't 100% effective.

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>>87239299

House Bunny.

>>87239394
omg! i love emna!! eeeeekk!!!!

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>>87238103
>high school experience
>having friends
>parties
>friends

No.

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>>87238455
Can't Hardly Wait

>>87239309

Most guys did that up until about 2005 not knowing that it ruined the seal after about five days. Sex is a really natural, cool thing but you REALLY don't want to tell high school kids that because they think that people don't have simple reasoning not to fuck an ogre until they're eighty.

Some personal responsibility has to exist at some point. Sober sex is actually the most incredible thing when you actually give a shit about the person in front of you. That's denied to people by those that aren't getting any (in my opinion).

>>87239535
Those seals are more durable than most wallets.

>>87239394
she looks like a pig

>>87238103
>graduated in 2006
>quietly go to class and band, eat lunch with other outcast friends
>no parties, spend free time jacking off to porn and going on /b (rip)
>be generally odd

Which film would fit my high school experience?

>>87239452
omg, she was soo fucking hot

>>87239579

That wallet sits on a man's ass, every goddamn day when they're working (I know). Is your t-shirt the same after it's put in the washer and dryer? I know, because I'm a guy. We can accidentally put a condom through the fucking washing machine, be about to have sex and go "eh good enough."

I did that once, the condom broke (I noticed it), and I took it off and we stopped. There's nothing worth a kid before you've gone to University.

>>87239394
she looks like a pig

>>87239430
I want to elaborate on this.

I love /tv/, thinking I've found a community that I relate to

But seriously

Fuck all of you if you've ever had IRL friends in school. You're all normies if so

>>87239535
There may be some truth to this. I've never nutted inside a hooker/stripper I've paid for, except for one time with a covered blowjob.
Could be the condoms, could be being overweight, could just be the pure essence of being beta.
But then again, I've never kissed a girl either. Not even with the ones I've paid. Fuck, now I'm depressed again.

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>>87239690
Condoms break for lots of reasons, I hate that shit. If the seal's intact though and they've avoided sunlight and all that they're fine.

>>87239664
You're a side character, anon.

>>87239781

That's pretty stupid, or else you need to take better care of yourself. Women actually LOVE making out a lot more than sex. Sometimes they'll actually ask for it and it doesn't mean having sex. I don't fuck around with women who don't think it's a prelude so long as you treat them well. If they're tired, you get it and you leave. Maybe ask for their number. Man you just need some fucking game.

It should always be your decision. The moment it becomes hers, leave. They want it to be your decision, even if you ask them. If they ask you, it's actually a shit test.

The dick is your enemy. All it wants is the final process. It's not manipulation to use your fucking brain while your dick is hard. It throws women off.

Women do however love to make out. The prelude is actually what they like the most- the build-up.

>>87239852
>You're a side character, anon.

A-at least I'm in the movie, I guess.

>>87239690
not if you put it on your front pocket... wait.. people dont put their wallets on their front pocket??????

>>87239664
Graduated 2008 here, but fuck that was the epitome of me. I got on /b/ that year too. I don't mind though. I sincerely didn't like anyone I went to high school with, and as soon as I graduated I got a lot of friends and did the house party thing for years. In a way I kind of miss those days, but they're in the past. I'm fine with the teenage/early 20s.

Now I live in my parents basement working 3 shitty jobs saving up money to move out again and hope to get a script to adderall so I can get high and actually have an interest in video games.

I don't have friends anymore.

>>87240038

Unless you're super-after kids never keep a condom in your wallet. It should be loose as hell wherever it is. Or else you're no better than some African tribal guy that put a condom on a broom when it was displayed by christian missionaries. It's not some artifact you asshat.

>>87238589
>>The Wonder Years
Mah nigga

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>>87239452
The steps that
I retrace
the sad look
on your face
The timing
and structure
did you hear
he fucked her?
A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up

>>87238939
21 jump street a great flick

>>87241241
ah-bloo-bloo

>>87241287
Turned out surprisingly well.

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This slut was fucking hot
Best girl of the movie

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>>87241241
Wow, that's pretty relatable right now

>>87240541
what?

>>87241241
ugh, why does this bring back memories?

>>87241510
This.

>>87243011
Because most people on /tv/ has lost something in the past and now nostalgic about it.

>>87239026
The girl in this pic is useing what looks like a .22 lbrainshot carbine, the only thing she'd be killing is birds and squirls unless it was point blank exacution style brainshots

>>87244607
Those words don't mean anything. Tons of mass shooters use .22

>>87238769
Godspeed, space Corgi.

>>87238103

So high school really is that shit? Fuck, I'm sorry, ameribros.

>>87244925
>So high school really is that shit?
No, it was only shit for the handful of autists that bitch about it on here and /r9k/.
>WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHH
>I NEVER MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEAK TO ANYONE BUT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND ANYWAYS WAHHHHHH
Most of these cucks have nothing to bitch about, but yet they do and still make no effort to try to change. I'm sure there's a thread right now on /r9k/ showcasing this.

>>87238527
Fast Times is a shit movie and you know it.

>>87238103
>capture the high school experience
Yeah, I remember hanging out with cops and shooting their cop car, putting stolen beer in a detergent container, all that shit.

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>>87238103
Maybe if you're a fucking LOSER and an AMERICAN one at that.

Fucking dork.

>>87238582
Wrong. All you had to do is play football. There would always be some girl wanting to wear your Jersey on game day.

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>>87238103
>me on the left
>not fat but shorter than skinny taller best m8
>I've boned a few girls but he hasn't, although he has hooked up with more girls and arguably hotter ones
>we are normal bros in the cool group but we have our own sense of humour and embrace autistic habits
>ultimate goal is to score two chicks together
>sperg out several times, get close but never happens
>one night we both hook up.. with the same girl
>hilarity ensues as its our other best m8s ex gf
>tfw glory days of using a shit phone for texting and MSN messenger on dialup are ded

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god, after pineapple express seth became so shit and obsessed with promoting his new lgbt agenda.

Superbad is the only highschool movie I've ever actually related to(yes, I know that's the point of it) and it feels Seth Rogen is one of the only directors who actually went to highschool. All the cringey shit Michael Cera says, it actually captures how awkward I was in highschool, my exact phrasing, timing, and mannerisms. That one slutty girl who thought I was cute and I tried acting chivalrous towards even though everyone in school knew she was a slut. That scene where Michael Cera is playing some shooter and starts talking to himself "why do they make that when you can't even win why am I playing" like some sperg. Only being able to get off to "dick going in".

>>87239345
underrated post!

>>87239976
>Women actually LOVE making out a lot more than sex

Only if you`re bad at it.

It`s true that women like the build up and the seduction phase and all, but the idea that they like kissing more than sex is retarded. Why are they reading about vampires and fifty shades? They want to be ravished.

>>87244607
She killed plenty of birds in that picture

>>87238103
This is only true in usa where """"""""education""""""" is trash

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You're all only considering the AMERICAN experience of highschool. Nobody's stopping to consider that the truest kino is only found in portrayals of english highschool/6th form

Ehh highschool for me was definitely more like Project X.

>>87244607
They're capable of killing humans

>>87248388
They excel at killing humans.

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I saw that in the cinema

>mfw it was a decade ago

>>87238103
>american movie
>'W-we need a fake ID to buy our alcohol dood!'

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>>87238103
It did, OP. I love the cabooseclobbered virgins that are telling you that it didn't perfectly capture the struggle of getting alcohol and lining up a girl to scrog in high school.

>it's an american teen movie that ends in a house party in a house which has like 20 bedrooms for the teens to fuck
how convenient

>>87238103
My friends and I would watch this movie prolifically in my my year of high school and the years after. It'd be a movie we'd put on after stumbling back to one of our houses at the end of a big night, laughing at 4am and talking about how similar the social aspects of high school in the movie were to our own. My parents' marriage was deteriorating and it was my go to movie to watch to remind me of the good times in my life; knowing I had my comrades.

Now my parents are divorced and I haven't seen/spoken to my friends in 4 years. You never ever get friends like that again. You'll never make friends like the ones you make when you're 14.

>>87249477
Well yeah all house parties are at the big houses otherwise there wouldn't be big house parties

I wasn't a huge beta in hs

>>87238455
The Sasquatch Gang

>>87238103
Dialogue was close but everything was hyperbolic. Most high schools are boring. I had the most fun after I graduated.