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dany

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I did ash you told me, Sansha, you dirty little girl, and pulled myshelf off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to shee that you do like being fucked arsheways. Yesh, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for sho long backwardsh. It was the dirtiesht fucking I ever gave you, Sansha. My prick was shtuck up in you for hoursh, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat shweaty buttocksh under my belly and shaw your flushed face and mad eyesh. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come burshting out through your lipsh and if I gave you a bigger shtronger fuck than usual fat dirty brapsh came shpluttering out of your backshide. You had an arshe full of brapsh that night, Sansha, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellowsh, long windy ones, quick little merry cracksh and a lot of tiny little naughty brapiesh ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a brapping woman when every fuck drivesh one out of her. I think I would know Sansha'sh brapsh anywhere. I think I could pick hersh out in Harrenhal if it were filled with brapping women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy brapsh which I imagine big guysh have. It is shudden and dry and dirty like what a man would let off in fun in a plane. I hope Sansha will let off no end of her braphsh in my face so that I may know their shmell also.

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aagghhh...

>“Why?” Doubts gnawed at him. “The Sons had stopped their killing. Hizdahr’s peace—”

>“—is a sham. Not at first, no. The Yunkai’i were afraid of our queen, of her Unsullied, of her dragons. This land has known dragons before. Yurkhaz zo Yunzak had read his histories, he knew. Hizdahr as well. Why not a peace? Daenerys wanted it, they could see that. Wanted it too much. She should have marched to Astapor.” Skahaz moved closer. “That was before. The pit changed all. Daenerys gone, Yurkhaz dead. In place of one old lion, a pack of jackals. Bloodbeard … that one has no taste for peace. And there is more. Worse. Volantis has launched its fleet against us.”

>“Volantis.” Selmy’s sword hand tingled. We made a peace with Yunkai. Not with Volantis. “You are certain?”

>“Certain. The Wise Masters know. So do their friends. The Harpy, Reznak, Hizdahr. This king will open the city gates to the Volantenes when they arrive. All those Daenerys freed will be enslaved again. Even some who were never slaves will be fitted for chains. You may end your days in a fighting pit, old man. Khrazz will eat your heart.”

>His head was pounding. “Daenerys must be told.”


>His head was pounding
>His sword had tingled
>And all of the sudden, he believes Shavepate, even though he fucking contradicts himself with every word
Why is Barristan so retarded, lads?

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Post your top 3


>Oberyn
>Davos
>Jaqen

>>87237803
I don't know how Jon Arryn lived so long by letting Varys and Pycelle keep their jobs, giving a small council spot to his wife's boyfriend, letting Bobby bankrupt the kingdom and letting Cersei turn KL into Little Casterly Rock

>>87237935
I think you got the wrong door, /lit/ is down the street

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87237935
He is a swordsman, not a politician

>>87237962
>Discussing ASOIAF on /lit/
>In fact, discussing any book whatsoever on /lit/

>>87237950
Jon was borderline too dumb to breathe, so nobody minded him. That is, until he started snooping around Robert's bastards. Everyone knew that he can be retarded enough to reveal the whole ordeal.

>>87237935
God Meereen chapters were annoying. No wonder George is just going to cut that shit next book.

>>87238031
We all know that shit was just stalling for time so Dany didn't invade Westeros until the 6th/7th book

>>87238056
It also serves a purpose of transforming Daenerys from a largely nice, if self-righteous, queen into a bloodthirsty conqueror, "fire and blood" kind of queen.

>>87237950
Geroge counts on giving supposedly competent characters the idiot ball for the plot to move.

>>87237839
i'm okay now that onseason /got/ fucked off

>>87238056
>>87238098
No he literally had no idea what to do with that plot, called it the "Meereenese knot" and said he was going to cut it early on in TWOW.

GODS I WAS HARRENBOAR THEN

>>87238132
Hand's pin IS the Idiot Ball in-Universe. There's a reason they are going down fast as shit.

>>87238191
It's called "Meereenese knot" because way too many characters, many of them PoVs, are on the way and their storylines collide there.

>>87238189
This. Glad to see the Jonerysfags fuck off back to r/freefolk

>>87238189
This

On-season brings the worst plebs here

>>87237971
Faggot.

>>87238222
it's called the knot because its a tangled mess.

dont try to revise history

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Best Game of Thrones episode

>>87238372
Maybe, if you're too dumb to understand it.

>>87238388
the wall battle is the best big battle in the series, but that isn't saying much.

baelor is the best ep

Can anyone give an actual explanation to why Jaime was allowed to keep his Kingsguard job?

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i miss the good ole days lads
i can feel the show coming to an end and i just cant cope
after all the trials and tribulations, the pain and suffering, the betrayals and challenges, i hope they see it to the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OM8gxFn0A

>>87237935
barry wasn't built for that sort of life

Can mods please ban this shit show of a general until season 8 comes out?

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>>87238493
No.

>>87238434
Imagine being so contrarian you can't even appreciate the big production battle episodes

>>87238436
The Kingsguard is 4 lyfe

Also he served Robert well in the sense that he killed the Mad King

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>>87237839
>"The rape, Gilly. It was beautiful."

>>87238436
Literally best fighter in the Seven Kingdoms, killed Robert's hated enemy, son of his important ally.

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>>87238237
>back

I didn't come from there in the first place.

4chan born and bred, but for now I'm relaxing on the jonerys thing.

>>87238567
>>87238649
The last thing Bobby should ever want is a guy that looked like he killed his previous boss right before he lost the war in order to make a better impression for the new administration.

>>87238436
Robert didn't just let him keep his job, he actually made Jaime warden of the east too. The implications are, however, unclear - Ned seems to be upset about Jaime inheriting position of the warden of the west too, and ruling a lot of Seven Kingdoms. But being a warden doesn't make you a lord - Sweetrobin was still in charge of the Vale.

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>>87237886

>>87238714
I guess that just shows you how much Robert hates Targaryens

MOOOODDDDSSSS

>>87238785
I WAS STRONG THEN!

>>87238730
>Warden of the East
Shouldn't that have gone to at least some high lord in the Vale until SR came of age?

The only way that shit makes sense is if Bobby only did it because he really needed to suck up to Tywin because of all the denbts.

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What happens here?

>>87238867
jews and shapeshifter assassins

>>87238864
Yeah, it's super weird, and it's telling that GRRM never goes back to the whole "warden" business. When Boltons become lords of the North, they also get the title of wardens.

>>87238867
Call me crazy, but I don't think Bravos will survive until the end of the story. It will either sink, or suffer the same fate as Valyria.

>>87238864
>>87238922
i think it's more of just an honorary thing when the kingdoms aren't at war against a common enemy
so I assume it's just another title robert gave out because he didn't give a shit and needed to keep the lannisters off his back with debt repayments

>>87238978
>tfw your date is so ugly you just spend all night browsing /got/ on your phone

>>87238978
he doesn't seem to mind that she plays on that nazi KKK white supremacist show.

>>87238922
Gurm says that the wardens are meant to each be the supreme generals for their region but the lords of the Riverlands, Stormlands and Dorne hold the same kind of military power in their own regions without requiring any additional title

>>87238867
Venetian politics ripoffs

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>>87238867
Serious mildew issues

>>87238388

Not even the best battle scene, and the battle sequences are not the highpoint of the show

Blackwater is better

So given the significance of an army of walking dead, why didn't they pull in some people from the iron bank and more generally Essos?

There is an entire continent ignored essentially.

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>>87239094
love these comfy maps

>>87238983
If it was just a honorary title, why was Ned so upset about Jaime inheriting the title of Warden of the West from Tywin?

>>87238978
>"John, wouldn't yo-..."
>"Shut up, Sophie! According to my detector, GoT still doesn't have enough black actors!"

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>>87239150
Me too

>>87239148
THERE'S NO TIME

>>87239148
I don't know if it's a thing in the show, but in the books Essos has problems of their own. North of the kingdom of Yi-Ti, there lie fortifications known as Five Forts that protect the continent against the army of shadow demons led by Lion of the Night, and also cannibals, shriekers and other creatures inhabiting the Gray Waste.
Those "shadow demons" might or might not be white walkers. If it's the case, then Essos and Westeros are actually connected, and Lands of Always Winter and Grey Wastes are the same place.

>>87239153
Because according to Ned it would give the Lannisters half of Westeros's armies in case of a war.

Nevermind that wars in Westeros have always been led by liege lords rather than by wardens.

>>87239153
>why does a man obsessed with honor care about honorary titles

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Seriously? Do they even care about continuity?

*raises paw* so I just watched the most recent episode. What does the hound mean when he says "you know whats coming for you" to his brother.

>>87238983
It's angering in retrospect how it looks like Bobby and Jon Arryn handed over the kingdom to the Lannisters through sheer retardation.

>>87239313
the hound plans on raping his brother

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JON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>87239326
my nigga Arryn was about to fuck them all up but he got FISHED

>>87238978
God bless slags

>>87239313
He's referring to Arya, she's gonna kill the Mountain in season 8 it's gonna be fucking epic

>>87239348
other way around

>>87239348
That's not Jaime stabbing Cersei

>>87239357
barf really? there wasn't something I'm missing?

>>87239348
I'm conflicted. On one hand, there's no way they will introduce the Azor Ahai prophecy with all the Nissa Nissa details THIS late into the story. On the other, there's no way D&D can resist giving Kit Harrington a burning sword.

>>87239348
How does the fan art keep getting worse

>>87239425
Wasn't there a pic of Gilly reading a book that had the AA prophecy?

>>87239462
A pic? Yes. But in the books, the legend of Azor Ahai is everpresent in the story, and him stabbing Nissa Nissa to get the Lightbringer is an often repeated fact. It's barely even touched upon in the show, and if it's actually done, it will be a major ass pull.
Are the words "Azor Ahai" even said once in the show?

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>>87239448
i have a folder just for shitty fanart
I love it

>>87239357
>>87239398
Is the Mountain on Arya's list? If so why? I don't remember to be honest.

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>>87239510
oh god that Dany

>>87238978
>old picture
>her only boyfriends and crushes are white manlets

Nothing to see here

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>>87239510
What about GOAT fanart

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>>87239546
She's stunning.

>>87239559
>Dany
>paying attention to Rhaegal and/or Viserion

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>>87239510
Come on they literally fucking gave her a beard what the fuck

>>87239532
Arya's list is super inconsistent, and people keep disappearing from it. Here's everyone who ever was on it.
Cersei, the Moutnain, Walder Frey, Polliver, Joffrey, Rorge, the Hound, Tywin Lannister, Meryn Trant, Beric, Thoros, Melisandre and Illyin Paine.

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>>87239556
well I've got one for decent fanart too yeah

>>87239532
Yes, for all the horrible things he did at Harrenhall

>>87239609
And yet in the books she chose to have killed some retard who told a story about how the Mountain raped an innkeeper's daughter rather than having the Mountain killed.

>>87239643
I never understood that. Sure, she was angry about him laughing about the story. And you can't exactly blame her for "wasting" her kills on people who wronged her, like Weese. But why not fucking kill the Mountain, while you're at it?

>>87239693
Because by the time she realized that she could kill Tywin, Joffrey, Cersei or The Mountain she had already wasted two wishes and then wasted the third one on helping some Northerners escape even though they already had an escape plan.

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K I N O
I
N
O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FLGCzuTqE

>>87238677
This. We got what we wanted.

>>87238393

Be real man, it's not exactaclly Milton we are talking about here

>>87237839
>Jaime abandons his past as Kingslayer
>Slays Cersei to become the yass queen slayer

Reminder that Ramsey Snow is a punk bitch, who's already dead in the books. Mance Rayder assumed his identity and will fight Jon in the crypts of Winterfell.

>>87237943
After rewatching Oberyn's death scene I realized he was the best actor in the show. NOBODY else could have made that so hard to watch.

>>87239823
CUTE!

Does anyone have the ''imagine being Kit'' pasta? The version with the mousehole

>>87239593
Why didn't she ask Jaqen to kill Tywin

Dumb bitch

what do in the off season? rewatch it all 10 times? I crave got content

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>>87239867
Will he be putting a finger in the bum of pic related, too, then?

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>>87238867
>What do they eat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvwlt4FqmS0

>>87239593
>>87239609
Thanks. Since she has people on her list who died by somebody else's hand and she spared at least Sandor from death, I guess the list doesn't really matter any more. The Mountain's survival chances are minimal regardless.

>>87239963
Myranda doesn't exist in the books, she's a show invention. For some reason, D&D decided to give a homicidal psychopath a girlfriend. I guess, to give Sansa somebody to be catty with?

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>>87239962
Read The Farseer

>>87237943
>Tyrion
>Varys
>Tywin

>>87239993
Beric, Thoros and Melisandre were on her list once, but weren't in the latest recitals. I guess she forgave them or something.

>>87239609
>>87239643
First - she named that asshole to see if Jaqi Boy is for reals, and Weese to see if he's REAL FOR REALS (that first faggot was just dropped from some stairs and that is easy).

Second - MOUNTAIN WASN'T WITH THEM AT HARRENHALL. He dropped captives, left some of his men and rode off to hunt Dondarrion. Now, Jaquen said that Arya could name anyone up to Joffrey, and Jaqi would have to kill him. But that would take ALL the time in the world, and if she didn't name someone big last she would probably not live to speak the last name. Naming Jaqi himself allowed her to enlist his help for an actual escape plan. She probably would send him after Mountain or Tywin or Joffrey if she could later, but Jaqi played a pissy bitch with how men he killed with weasel soup count too.

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>>87239997
I don't care why because they created the best character in the series who has the cutest actress

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>>87239999
why did fatty's get so much more popular? It must've been bigger even before the show, right?
is it the incest?

>>87240028
>She probably would send him after Mountain or Tywin or Joffrey if she could later, but Jaqi played a pissy bitch with how men he killed with weasel soup count too.
It didn't happen quite like that. She named Jaqen as her last name, and Jaqen negotiated saving the northmen in exhchange for the third name being forfeit, which was Arya's plan all along.

>>87239940
>Show
Tywin's protection was the only thing keeping her from becoming the Mountain's or some soldier's fuckhole

>Book
Arya is retarded

>>87240067
irk I guess it's edgier and rode the "gritty realistic fantasy" wave

>>87239224
none of that juicy lore is present

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>>87240052
This

>>87240028
The Mountain was at Harrenhal at the same time the retard that told the story was.

>>87240067
Even when I was a little kid, I saw his books everywhere. All the names that contrarians say, and even admittedly distinguished authors, like those who created the Mouser? Nowhere to be found, sometimes never even translated to russian.
ASOIAF was always popular.

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>>87239999
>free cities
>pic of mereen
also
>free cities
>mystical
>far

>>87239348
Why would Jon even do that? He has no reason to kill his Queen.

>>87240140
The Farseer was in every bookstore in my country, ASOIAF wasn't

>>87240189
Which country would that be?

>>87240177
There are mystical free cities in Planetos, that are far from the main plot.

>>87240218
the 9 free cities are neither relatively far or mystical

>>87240188
Targ genes kicking in

>>87239997
Eh, maybe they wanted to give a nod to Joker/Queen kind of crazy couple? idk

>>87240237
Asshai is mystical, though it's not a free city. Yi-Ti is a little mystical, I guess?

>>87240237
They are as far from Westeros as the free cities in The Farseer are far from the Six Duchies.

>>87238867
They grow lemon trees.

https://youtu.be/In7YGhGt9Dw
Back when Emilia could act.

>>87240075
>Jaqen negotiated saving the northmen in exhchange for the third name being forfeit
He specifically asked her to, I quote, "UNSPEAK" his name. When Arya asked later if she could say another name as the third one, he pointed to a pile of corpses he just accidentally with the weasel soup and dagger, like "bitch a man killed enough faggots for you".

>>87240102
>>87240137
>Arya is retarded
Well, it's kinda hard to believe it when a guy who speaks like a tumblrette and dyes his hair even worse approaches you and goes "Imma kill literally anyone just ask". And once she was fairly certain she preferred using the last name to save herself rather than get revenge.

And most importantly - she's a 10yo girl FFS.

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>>87240266
>Yi Ti
>A single city

>>87240336
I love it how everyone knows that Arya is responsible for the weasel soup incident, but nobody can find a single fuck to give.

Why doesn't somebody from Westeros just conquer most of Essos and then take Westeros?

>>87240188
If she went evil or was dying maybe.

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>>87239999
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/farseer%20GoT%20comparison/page/1/
is this healthy?

>>87240450
Westerosi don't conquer Essos, anon. It happens the other way around, literally all of the time.

>>87240459
Probably not, but I've reached lower grounds.

>>87240448
Everyone knows that Rorge and Biter are responsible for the incident, and that another cocksuker btw where did he go. As far as everyone is concerned she just gave them the idea, and that elevated her to a major lord's page which is a fuckton of favor for a supposed lowborn little rascal.

>>87240532
well congratulations.. I'm gonna reading them..
was that part of your plan?

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Is Stannis Jesus?

>>87240611
Yes it's part of my plan to reveal what a hack thief GURM is.

>>87240357
how much of that map is Elio & Linda autism?

>>87240622
No he was a false messiah

>>87240663
No idea what you're talking about, took it from here
https://atlasoficeandfireblog.wordpress.com

>>87240622
That's what Melisandre believed.

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>It's not Randall, it's Randyll.

Why does he keep doing this shit.

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>>87241085
>Ser

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>>87241085
>>87241295
>Maester

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>>87241382
>Brandon
>But also Brynden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2k6t6rjBY

how is she so damn ugly IRL?

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>>87241429
>Nuncle

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>>87241085
>>87241295
>>87241382
>Lysa

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>>87241541
>Coz

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>>87241541
>Mayhaps

>>87241541
>>87241554
Well at least those are archaisms rather than him trying to be different, but it is only a short step from that to Thou and Thine and Hey Nonny Nonny

>>87241551
>creates insert of his oneitis
>makes her the shitty, inferior sister
bravo gurm bravo

>>87241085
>>87241429
Just seems like he's replacing all vowels with 'y'

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>>87241571
>Would that I could

>>87241541
This one is especially bad.

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>>87241634
>scarcely

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Fuck magic

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>>87241664
>>87241634
>>87241571
>>87241554
>>87241551
>>87241541
>>87241429
>>87241382
>>87241295
*breaks your fast*

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>>87241719
>boils your leather

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>>87241752
>glazes your chicken in honey

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>>87241806
>wraps your trout in bacon

>>87238867
DUDE JUST COPY MEDIEVAL VENICE

>>87239196
>>87239094
Whats the source so I can save for later?

>>87237943

>top 3
>not mentioning Beric Dondarrion

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>>87241888
http://imgur.com/a/mY4e6
Here's a huge 10mb version of that Westeros map:
https://mega.nz/#!6l8HiKpA!KCoTRT119Wk3oOVKsPjkS-xPCY009Kpz_saBXynl9a4

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wtf i hate gurm now

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The proto-Stannis.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RUxdZcUcDf

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>>87237690
> How come King's Landing got the worst, most useless Maester (Pycell)?

How is Pycelle useless?

The man was a maester for 40 years and served six kings and while it’s true he was a puppet of the Lannisters, he still provided good counsel, trying to get dumbass Cersei to pay back Iron Bank and not allow the Faith Militant to be reformed, he commanded the ground attack in the Battle of Hoth and got Kevan Lannister back as Hand of the King when she was locked up.

(also; why the fuck is the Grand Maester dressed in dirty rags?…)

>>87242190
Yeah but he chose the wrong Grail

>>87242190
>why the fuck is the Grand Maester dressed in dirty rags
Probably for some reason like they forsake everything for knowledge, or at least are supposed to appear that way.

Like originally a "Black Belt" in karate and shit was supposed to symbolize a belt that started as a White Belt for a beginner that through constant training has turned black from dirt and abuse.

So a maester probably gets his robe when he first becomes one and it's the only robe he gets, the dirtier and more tattered it gets symbolizes his long career and dedication to knowledge

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>>87240357

Tyrosh, Myr and Lys control far more territory then that, just because it’s called the Disputed Lands doesn’t mean nobody controls it.

Also, Volantis should be much larger then shown.

>>87240052
>tfw no yandere charlotte gf

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>>87242190
In CK2, how can I help Maester ideals of shitting up magic like Targshits and their dragons?

>>87237943
Stannis
Doran
Davos

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>>87237886

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>>87240052
>>87240124
>w-what do you mean anon, you're cancelling the wedding, you love another? Anon please don't I beg you

>>87242451
Oh shit what a coincidence, I'm downloading that mod right now.

>>87241871
Dude, it's not like the world literally has a real world reference for everything in it or anything

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>2 years until GoT is back

what if GRRM releases TWOW at the end of this year and then ADOS at the end of the next and this delay was planned because GRRM has been working behind the scenes on finishing the books 100% of his time?

>>87242516
>tfw you don't really care about inheritance because you're a bastard anyway and you think you're gonna marry that absolute fun qt

>father legitimize you, give you some giant shemale wife who's also the most retarded and most boring person in all of westeros

Is having a castle really worth THAT much?

>>87242657
lol

>>87238677
Whose calves?

>Ctrl f
>Harrenhall
>1 of 5
Stop this madness in the name of your king

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>>87242657
haha good one

>>87242657
ADoS will never be released by gurm, desu.

>>87242657
We will be absurdly lucky if we ever get TWoW.

>>87242657
>D&D care enough about the books do delay their show for them

Have you skipped the last 3 seasons or something? D&D don't give a fuck about the books.

>>87242770
I miss her so goddamn much.
It's not fair...

>>87237943
Stannis
Euron
Viserys

I just want to shout "BOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEE" at the top of my lungs. Am I autistic?

>>87237971
Kill yourself kike

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>>87242821
Certainly not, your grace.

More wine?

I don't care for season 8 after 6 and 7, the most mediocre tv from a 120M+90M budget ever

>>87239963
>>87240052
>>87242516
>>87240124
>>87242435
How does it feel knowing this dumb sadistic bitch got rekt by Theon "No Cock" Greyjoy of all people?

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Why are Maesters so based bros?

>>87242344
>>why the fuck is the Grand Maester dressed in dirty rags
>Probably for some reason like they forsake everything for knowledge

No, it's because D&D are hacks and since it's a medieval setting, everybody of course must be dressed in rags, even high officials in kingdom's capital...

>>87242948
They poop and drink soup that looks like poop

>>87242657
HBO paid him to not complete the books until the show is over

>>87242948
I like the "new" Maester Winterfell has, Wolkan. He seems pretty chill considering the fucked up shit he's seen. Hope he makes it.

...........agh.....

>>87242190
How, why and when did become a Lannister puppet?

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>when you realize Winds will be out by mid-2018 and Spring only a few years after that, and then comfy periodic Dunk and Egg releases until GRRM dies
>tfw doubters will get irreparably blown the fuck out

>>87243238
>
i expect to finally read Winds in hell

winds will be done in a year after george dies by the guys who did the harry potter sequel

>>87242190
underrated post

>>87243225
Maesters aren't big fans of magic. Keeping a Lannister or Baratheon reign around is what's good, and it really is what's good for the kingdom as a whole. Targshits have fucked up everything they ever touched.

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>>87240622
aaaaaggghhh...

>>87243316
But why become Tywin and specifically the Lannister's bitchboy?

Seems he's been one for a while now, is it because Tywin was a good Hand?

>>87243374
>Seems he's been one for a while now, is it because Tywin was a good Hand?

Yeah, Tywin was basically the best leader from an administrative aspect that the Seven Kingdoms has had. He's not even a huge fan of the other Lannisters. He shits on Cersei in books and show, same with Tyrion. He supports the closest that would rule like Tywin, which is Kevan.

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>>87243238
;-;

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>>87243483
DELET THIS

>>87243483
>wanting more Dunk and Egg
>more fucking Targshit Suegaryens

no thanks, I'd rather have pre-conquest shit.

>>87243197
Why didn't the earlier maester make a wheelchair for Bran?

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>>87243065
>bookfags actually believe that

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>>87243690
I'm writing.

So, how confidant are we that true AI won't rebell and kill us all? It is my belief that true AI is the only conceivable means of getting a satisfactory conclusion to the ASOFAI series, now that the show is crap and the fat man has given up on finishing it.

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>>87243705
The NFL regular season is upon us. And with it, the agony and the ecstasy.

I got a taste of both yesterday from my two teams.

The Jets ripped my guts out and stomped on them with an agonizing one-point loss to the Cincinnati Bengals in the morning game, as the Jets have a habit of doing. But in the afternoon game, the Giants made me smile and whoop and cheer with a rousing one-point win over the Dallas Cowboys.

A single point was the difference in both games. The difference between joy and despair.

Ah, we sports fans are a strange and peverse bunch. It really makes no difference whatsoever to my life whether my teams win or lose... yet somehow it makes a vast difference to my mood. And these close games are going to kill me, I swear. Even that wonderful Giants victory could easily have become a second agonizing defeat, if a certain Dallas wideout had cut right instead of left when he caught the game's final pass from the rookie Cowboy qb.

Fwiw, the Jet defense looked formidable even in defeat, sacking Bengals qb Andy Dalton seven times. How Gang Green managed to lose the game despite that boggles belief, but after decades as a Jets fan, I am used to being boggled.

The Giants defense was not nearly as impressive... but given that last year Big Blue had the worst defense in the NFL, I still have to give them props. I had rather hoped the Giant offense would rack up hundreds of passing yards against a weak Dallas D and crush the boys, but that did not happen, alas. Still, they played well enough to win. Odell is still amazing, the rookie wideout Shepard looks like the real deal, but the real highlight of the day for me was seeing Victor Cruz catch a touchdown pass and do his salsa dance. Cruz is one of my favorite Giants of all time, a true Cinderella story, and a lot of people thought he would never make it back after his devastating injury two years ago. It was so great to see him dancing.

Ah, well. A long season awaits. More agony, more ecstasy.

>>87237900
based aagghhhh poster

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>>87243741
I hate how this shit still makes me so, so mad. This entire series should have been finished years ago. I will never, ever get to read the actual ending, fuck we'll be lucky to even get TWoW at this rate. Why did it have to be like this lads

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> Dr Pavel, I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

What did he mean by this?

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>>87243784
I'm writing.

Azor Petyr

>>87243807
how the fuck is he that fat, when he has all the freetime in the world not writing?

He has no fucking excuse, either be fat and write, or don't write and work out.

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>>87243879
I'm writing.

>>87243895
At least write the tv show episodes from now on. Those worked really well when you wrote, and D&D edited.

>>87243801
>I lift those shirts
that ones gets me

i actually saw him give this speech on qaf when i was like 12. having a tv in my room at that age was a mistake

>>87239556
you first

>>87239510
"""she""" literally has a stronger jaw than Kit in that picture.

What the fuck.

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>>87243784
Relax, play some Second Life while you're waiting

>S3 Jaime says he saved 500k people (population of KL) by killing Aerys
>S7 Tyrion says the population of KL is 1m

So the population of KL has doubled growing by half a million in 20 years under Roberts rule? How the fuck does this even happen in a pre medicine/industrial world

>>87244296
Refugees from the Riverlands and war. This has been mentioned several times even in the show.

>>87244296
It's mostly a giant fucking slum, ffs. You think anyone has the faintest idea of what is the actual population of KL? That they run a census every 5 years and people have social security numbers? "Plus-minus half a million" is a bretty small margin of error for the information he can possibly have.

why hasn't this general been shut down yet?

>>87244384
hasn't been banned since 2015

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>>87243225
>How, why and when did become a Lannister puppet?

Tywin was Hand of the King for 20 years when Pycelle was Grand Maester and presumably turned him to his side.

Or maybe Pycelle was a bastard Lannister?

>>87244316
>>87244296
Rapefugees?

>>87244420
Wow so funny XD

>>87244434
You seem upset.

>>87244442
Because I found your joke unfunny?

>>87244464
You seem upset.

>>87244470
Your dad was upset when a rapefugee raped your mom and gave birth to you lol.

>>87243879
He doesnt even fucking need to work out, just stop eating so fucking much

i thought game of thrones generals were BANISHED when the show wasn't airing

>>87244490
>T. GAY MILLENNIAL JEWKIKE

>>87244494
T.Under tale playing Canadian rapefugee faggot kike

>>87244509
>T. LOW-IQ NIGGERMUSLIM KIKE WHO DOES GAY ANAL HEBREW POZ-SWAPS LIVE ON /utg/ IRC DISCORD WEBCAM

>>87237962
FUCK YOU

>>87244515
T. LOW-IQ NIGGERMUSLIM KIKE WHO DOES GAY ANAL HEBREW POZ-SWAPS LIVE ON /utg/ IRC DISCORD WEBCAM

>>87244537
>T. FAT NIGGEr

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>>87242451
>tfw cant get it to work

>>87244597
T. FAT NIGGEr KIKE

>>87244617
>T. GAY NIGGEr

>>87244384
why would it?

what thread of value is prevented from existing by making this one?

oh whats that? none? yes I agree, there isnt actually a single thread of value on here

>>87244624
>T. GAY

>>87244679
>T. FAT NIGGER

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>>87239510
>Danny

Just rewatched Season 1. Some observations:

- When did Littlefinger start using that gravely voice?

- Jon. Actually laughing. WTF.

- Ned was stubborn, and had no sense of strategy, and he called it honorable.

-The Lannisters lost their menace when Joffery and Tywin left.

- Rob was the best character, despite limited screen time. His big downfall wasn't some chick with a big ass. It was buying into this "King of Da Noof" shit and not bending the knee and allying with either Stannis or Renly. Baratheon/Stark/Tully alliance would have been unbeatable.

- Dany didn't give a shit about Drogo. She also doesn't give a shit about the throne. She just wants to go home. Conquering Westeros is the only way they will let her. Manipulating Drogo into invading was her only way of doing that. She wasn't sad he died. She was sad it was all for nothing. Which is why - if the writers have an ounce of a brain - Dany won't view Jon as a rival. She'll just be happy there is another Targaryan around.

>>87244686
T. FAT NIGGER BRONY SCATFAG KIKE FROM /UTG/.

Drown in a bus fire you fucking reddit cuck

>>87244749
>T. FALSEFLAGGER

>>87244756
I'm a proud falsefagger,anon.

>>87244780
>T. KIKE

>>87244790
T. KIKE GAY NIGGER LOVER COCK SUCKER RAPE BABY

>>87244813
>T. FALSEFLAGGER

>>87244790
>>87244813
holy fuck we get it you want to get /got/ banned

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>>87238445

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>put the Kingsmoot scene in the show
>didn't take place at Nagga's Hill
Seriously, even in the history and lore videos the TV Show has they mentioned Nagga, for fuck's sake, I WANTED TO SEE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87244820
>>87244813
>T. SAMEFAG

>>87244715
>- When did Littlefinger start using that gravely voice?
LF changes accents at least every season
it is known

>>87244836
what's that a skeleton of?

>>87244858
Nagga, the Sea Dragon the first Greyjoy slew with the help of the Drowned God.


https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Nagga

>>87244858
A sea dragon.

>>87244715
>- Dany didn't give a shit about Drogo.
that's bullshit, anon
she 100% had stockholm syndrome

>>87244884
>>87244896
sheeeit
maybe I should actually read the ironborn chapters

>>87244715
>Dany didn't give a shit about Drogo
but she suck his deek

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Which one of you was it?
Good job.

>>87244939
BIG COCK

>>87244884
>Nagga, the Sea Dragon the first Greyjoy slew

House Greyjoy didn't even exist back then.

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>>87244884
It's where the Kingsmoot with Euron took place in the books

>>87244884
Greyjoy?????

it was the Grey King, the greyjoys(along with other houses) claim descent from him

>>87244715
> She just wants to go home.
Her home was in Pentos, in a house with a red door and a lemon tree near the window.

>She wasn't sad he died.
With his death she went full BLOODOFTHEDRAGON. She realized that her entire situation is walking on very rotten ice, and if she shows herself or her followers any bit of weakness or ever looks back - she's done.

blood of my dragon
blood of my cuck

>>87243654
Because the previous maester was smart. You got Hodor fon inside and a pony for the outside. How is a wheelchair supposed to work in a snowy stone castle?

>>87245054
>Her home was in Pentos, in a house with a red door and a lemon tree near the window.
isn't that braavos?

>>87244715
>any didnt love Drogo
in the books Dany loved drogo, he never even raped her she consented eventually, wish they incorporated all the scenes with her in books into the show but alot of them were VERY sexually explicit

i think GRRM had an infatuation with Dany when he created here,

>>87245134
GRRM has an infatuation with targs in general
he has shit taste in his own universe

>>87244715
>Rob was the best character
>bought into this "King of Da Noof" shit
Choose one.

>She just wants to go home.
You do remember that she has never even been in Westeros prior? She was born on Dragonstone when Robert pretty much won already, and fled from there to the Free Cities.

>>87239999
whats the mysterious jester

>>87244715
>Ned was stubborn, and had no sense of strategy, and he called it honorable.
Ned is a stereotypical fantasy hero. In most other fantasy stories, he would be the main character and have plot armor for the entire series. GRRM made a point of what to expect from his series by setting him up and taking him out like that

>>87245144
Silver hair ,Purple eyes, pale skin

can you blame him?

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>>87237943
>Hound (season 1-3)
>Roose Bolton
>Oberyn

>>87245179
>Silver hair ,Purple eyes, pale skin
Literally anime desu. Fucking disgusting senpai.

new

>>87245181
>>87245181
>>87245181

>>87245000
why the fuck ASoIaF doesnt get good artwork?!

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>>87245189
>early

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let's just take it to 310 real quick then

>>87238677
stunt double