>you now remember that 1 month period where the rock went

where r the proofs

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>>87234903
>mfw I realized Dwayne Johnson was a wrestler

>>87234988

It was all over is Twitter and is well documented on various news sites.

>>87234903
so strange seeing a man who works hard be godsdamn leftist.

>>87235045
>all hard-working people have to be right wing nut jobs who think imaginary Jews are plotting world domination

>>87235045
if you want to exist in jewwood you gotta be a leftist who welcomes all refugees and watches blacked porn exclusively

>>87235000
lmao how old are you?

>>87235025
post proofs

RAUNCHY

>>87235045
I thought he was a republican

I want him to be president so he can go beat up world leaders.

>>87234903
I lost a lot of respect for him because of that. Defending your movie from bad reviews is one thing but he went overboard.

>>87235216
If he were defending our nation from bad hombres would you want him to restrain himself?

>>87235145
PISSY

>>87235216
yeah he took a dive off the deep end. really flipped is lid, he really should have rinsed the sand from his vagina.

>>87235079
He didn't even mention jews, you paranoid kike.

>>87235216
He made a career in Drama: The Kids Show, give him a break.

>>87235467
t. suburban elitist

>>87234988
Seriously? Are you new to the internet or something? They were everywhere.

>>87235545
>wah someone called my scripted drama show a scriped drama show
Only WWFags.

>>87235603
you seem fat

He's all wet, must've pissed himself laughing.

It'll take more than a month of shit to make me hate the rock tbhfam.

I miss pissposting

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>>87235603
>the virgin post

>>87234903
He went crazy? I don't pay attention give me the details please.

>>87235045
he's non-white.

>>87235914
He was defending Baywatch on twitter a little more than usual because it was made under his own production company, that's it. /tv/ as usual blew everything out of proportion with /litty/posting

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

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>tfw you realize all of the rock's promos were ghostwritten by brian gerwitz

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>>87235045

>>87236094
FINDS

>>87236094
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>87234903
>Tfw 5000% raunchy

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>>87236094
DELET THIS AND WATCH MY LITTY MOVIE

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>>87236094
Could be worse.

>>87235499
I masturbate to holocaust pictures

>>87236975
>Marty Jennety
>Legendary

Pick one.

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>>87236975
based jannetty

>>87237554
Exposure is shit but she looks part-Black. How did he not anticipate this?

>>87237996
Her mum's black.

>>87234903
I want to cum all over his shiny bulbous pecs.

>>87235499
so Rick & Morty supports beating someone up based on their political ideas wow what the fuck i hate rick and morty

>>87238124
Obvious in retrospect, good call. I was too willing to just say he's stupid.

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>>87238327
No worries bro.

>>87234903
>closeted faggot

The "rock"? More like the BITCH.

>>87238479
Hey, fuck you guy.

>>87234903
Jumanji will flop so badly he will be forced to go back to rasslin' and job to Brock Lesnar.

>>87235045
He's bisexual.

I miss piss posting

I miss ugly daddario posting

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>tfw germany gets LITTY

>>87240769
damn i just cant hate the guy

>>87235045

he (((has to))) if he wants to continue getting work

>>87238426

Trying to read this gave me a nose bleed

Does anyone know how charlotte mckinney appeared in the rescue boat after the fire scene?

>>87235115
>>87240891
this tbqfh

>>87235152
>people of color
;/>Republican
Andre 3000 tried it, but black told him to shut the fuck up. Black Ice was anyway.

https://youtu.be/_PoJAvPYzmg

Hideo Kojima is a such a Western Weaboo. It sucks that MGS:V was cut short. [/spoiler]12 shots.

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>>87236094
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>>87234903
Let's be honest though the critics got this completely WRONG, I watched Baywatch with my pals and we couldn't stop laughing the whole way through, it was litty as fuck, I even peed a little.

>>87235045
Being anything else in Hollywood is career-suicide. Hollywood republicans have to have an underground secret society because they can't/won't admit they lean right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_of_Abe

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>>87234903
Shut he fuck up Jumanji is going to be a litty jungle raunch romp. Currently projecting for $800 million. Stay mad haters I still love you.

I could probably beat The Rock

>>87243276
Yeah, beat his meat, you raging homosex. LITTY 100!

>>87235079
conscientious people tend to be conservative.
It's backed up by science. I know you're saying "all" as a joke, but it is odd when "hard-working" people aren't conservative, they're the exception not the norm.

>>87243349
Look at the Batista MMA fight. He could barely take on a fat guy.

It's safe to say that your average /tv/ poster could bust Dwayne's face in.

>>87235115
an exaggeration but basically the truth.

you have to play along with the club.

>>87235045
Post a picture of yourself you hard working model of conservative America :^)

>>87243556
>backed up by science
Prove it. Info Wars doesn't count.

>>87243556
>conscientious people tend to be conservative.

Conservative on what aspect? Based on what?

Some of you are using politics as if they were sports teams

>>87243556
This is fucking nonsense. If you lived in a conservative state you would know. Majority of conservatives I've ever met (and I've met a lot, 9/10 people I know are) are uneducated brain dead sheep that believe whatever dey braindead daddy taught em. The only reason they have to work hard is because they don't have an education and are forced to.

>>87243556
Conservatives are also more prone to paranoia, mental illness, and response to new stimuli with fear instead of curiosity.

But I'd bet you'd call that fake news, huh, even though it comes from many of the same sources who found that conservatives are more conscientious?

>>87235079
>>87243556
I unironically hope all Americans will die one day.

>>87234903
Unlike Arnold and Sly, people like Johnson and Diesel will never be as successful as those two nor as iconic because they completely and utterly lack the charm that A&S had. Dwayne and Vin seems like scowling meatheads who should be bouncing at titty bars, not starring in movies, while neither have anything close to the all time classic action movies or Arnie and Stallone!!!FACT!!!

>>87235025
>>87234988
>>87234903
>>87235591

No it wasn't, there were like three tweets then some autist pushed it as a one week meme here

And that's it

Oh and Baywatch bombed because it lacked nudity and gore!!!FACT!!!

The rock is a juiced up roidmunching donut

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>>87240769