This movie was awful, but what would you do with the Death Note?

>>87231596
Finally stamp out communism....with that gone, the dominos fall into place.

Murder the 1% and their families until they agree to redistribute the money they hoard to all of society.

kill adam wingard. Ruined this and will probably fuck up the remake of I saw the devil.

>find deer in wild
>give it a name as I am allowed to by virtue of being superior species
>write its name in the Note while thinking of its face
>specify the method of death is a lightning bolt which cooks it perfectly to 360d while throwing up onions and radishes from the earth and cooking them too

Kill Donald Trump, conservatives, and important white nationalist leaders in order to cause massive butthurt on /pol/.

>>87232579
You have to go back.

>>87232452
thats against the rules

>>87232579
>i never posted in /pol/

Kill all white people and republicans :^)

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>>87234187
f*ck rules and f*ck society

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>>87231596
Watching all 3 this weekend

>>87236587
There are 4

>>87236587

why do all modern chink movies look dumb as fuck and are acted horribly? It wasn't long ago that they made kino

>>87236645
light up the new world is pretty good

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>>87236606
Wait WTF.....? Tell me more

Probably something like light did, but in a far smaller scale, all the deaths would be made to look like Suicides rather than heart attacks and certainly wouldn't give the killer a name, the more attention it's given the more people wouldn't want it to stop.

>>87236587
does that include the spin off new generation/new world?

>>87236685 see >>87236753

>>87234350
Honestly this. Not white people of course or even all repubs but corrupt politicians who sell out to oil comps are bye bye.
>inb4 on a list now

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>>87236606
Found it , grabbed it.
Who is that little kid I saw in another thread?

>>87236685
Death Note
Death Note The Last Name
Death Note L Change the World
Death Note Miniseries
Death Note Light Up the NEW World

>>87236798
>little kid,
if it's the live action one, it's from L Change the world.

>>87236798
This is the best one by far. Ryuzaki is great. It's actually a good movie unlike the rest

As a Democrat, that's an easy one.

>>87236782
>honestly this but not really this
Are you clinically retarded?

>>87236645
Change the WorLd came out like ten years ago and was low budget even by Japanese standards. That's not really representative of anything.

why weren't Near and Mello in this movie?

>>87236912
>as antifa scum, that's an easy one
ftfy. Stop giving real democrats a bad name, queer.

I'd take down all the globalists.

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>>87236849
This Kid

Friend watched the NETFLIX one, said it was retarded. So gave him the 3 I had on USB, now I find out that there is 4?

>>87236968
As a Democrat, you are mad.

Kill oneitis bfs until she had no choice but to be with me

>>87232452
This. I'd like a nice meal of perfectly-cooked venison with onions and radishes.

Kill Trump, kill Clinton, kill Putin, kill Kim Jong Un.

Just basically kill anyone that acts like a dick until someone good comes up.

Kill all of the media live on air.
Kill all SJW

>>87237011
I think the moment Putin died Russia would instantly fire all their nukes at the rest of the world so that's probably not a good idea.

I come here to remember,Yoshikage kira has better than Light yagami
Yoshikage kira it´s from jojo.

>>87237050
What if I write that he destroys all nuclear missiles before he dies from drowning in cum at a gay orgy?

It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump's supporters is not in charge of the Death Note in our country.

>>87236959
they're in the sequel

>>87237063
Even Kira from Star Trek is better than Light Yagami. Light is a jerk.

>>87237050
>give all nuclear weapons names as I am allowed to by virtue of being animate
>write their names in the Note as they are launched
>they all fail in midair except one which goes into space and then descends
>its nuke is not activated but it crashes into earth hot, right next to a deer and some onions and radishes
>dinner is served

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Netflix Death Note -> DCEU BvS

>>87237095
Yeah, because you'd be in Gehenna.

I'd probably just kill a couple of celebs I hate, like Bieber and the Kardashians.

>>87231596
I'd kill chinkmoot.

Kill the children of all the politicians and dirty CEOs

Probably kill George Soros, Hilldawg and as much of the Rothschilds family as I could. I really don't know. I don't have a juvenile sense of justice so that lame shit about improving the world doesn't seem particularly interesting

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>>87231596
I'd kill certain politicians and CEOs in the most undetectable ways I could think of. Probably accidents, illness, and suicide.

I'd start with Kim Jong Un, Putin, Trump, and every Saudi royalty I can find on google. Then some big oil CEOs. Maybe some chinese leaders and african warlords. Drug kingpins. KKK leaders. Spaced out every few months to avoid detection.

I'd only ever go after internationally known people so my location could never be narrowed down.

/pol/fags go home

>>87236587
looks awful

>>87231596
Probably kill a few bucks, maybe some does, in a manner where I could feast on them afterwards. Might eat some onions and stuff too

>>87231596
Best film of 2017

Probably just kill serial killers / rapists in the most fucked up ways, without ever going full autismo "I BAM AGOD" like Light

>>87238063
kill as many men as i can so women become desperate for partners with a shortage
instant qt gf

>>87238146
Just tell the first girl you see about your killer book.
instant gf

>>87232252
muh free shit

Give names to all the other Death Notes in existence since I am a human and this is my right.
Kill all the other Death Notes.
Find some deer to settle down with and raise a family.

I don't get the hate for the movie. I actually thought it was pretty good

Kill Justin Trudeau, Angela Merkel, Donald Trump and all Muslims.

>>87238322
The 1% have been getting free shit for years.

>>87232252
>Murders the 1%
>People below the 1% become the 1% because nobody without autism likes commies

Deer here. I would prance and stamp on the note until it was buried in the ground so that no one could ever cook or eat me! Then I would run away, I would run really fast!

>>87238541
Time to rev up those helicopters.

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>>87238858
>Defending your reptilian overlords

>>87231596
>look at picture of a large group of "refugees"
>write in Muhammad
>at least half of them die

>>87238659
Just have to keep letting the sociopaths filter up to the 1% and kill them off until you finally get a good batch.

You can make people do one last thing before they die right? I'd get Trump to launch a bunch of nukes on Yellowstone. It's time to end American hegemony for great justice.

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Write down the name of every nigger in America. One by one.

Envoy of Dept. of Fish and Wildlife here. If any deer OR deer hunters get a hold of a Death Note you are to remand it to the custody of your local Ranger IMMEDIATELY and you are NOT to use it to cook venison OR to hide the Note and escape. Is this clear.

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>mfw this shitty movie is a lot of people's introduction into Death Note

>>87238937
they're all too low these days

>>87238923
>successful people are inherently bad
lmao

>>87236968
Antifa are real dem now, you cuckold

>>87238923
>Implying I'm not a part of 1%

>>87240664
I guess that's possible when you see words like "dem" as nothing but labels with no concrete meaning. Crazy what happens when an entire generation knows absolutely nothing about politics or economics beyond "punch people I don't like". Thanks Obama.

>>87239027
>Thinking that people motivated by money and power will ever equate to a "good batch"
Rich people looking good is because of their marketing teams.

Kill as many people as I possibly can

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>>87232579

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>>87231596
KILL EVERYBODY and use all their shit to live of,then die, like humanity is destined to do... just quicker... :)

>arrange a sit down between trump, Trudeau and Putin
>They get into a 3 way knife fight with no survivors
Also Kim Jong un commits sodoku

Go on /pop/ and ask for all those infographics listing the Jews that run the media and Hollywood, also politics etc and write their names in one by one, also their children's names.

stylistically this movie was cool, I really like dark stuff filmed in Vancouver. The writing was lazy as hell, the black nerd ninja detective was a stupid as shit character, I had to pause and rewind it a bunch of times because a lot of the dialogue is incomprehensible (the levels are all fucked up it seems).

the rules and how the book does its thing are fucking stupid, by the end it basically became a mind control do absolutely anything you want book. great idea ruined by fucking stupid netflix bullshit appeal to everyone style of approach.

fuck netflix fuck everyone involved in these jew movies

every movie is going to have a cool/weird/nerdy black guy now, the main chick is gonna be a slightly alternative mousey girl that looks like half a dozen other actresses, and the main guy will be the outsider who actually in reality is normie as fuck

fuck this fuck u all im out

>>87238760
this meme seems interesting

I watched it, I thought it was not that bad considering the source is garbage. The director did the best he could by changing the story in ways almost everyone agrees are bad in the original, such as not making L die, making the annoying girlfriend not just a tsundere, and making Ryuk less of an inconsequential unfunny comic relief character. Ryuk actually felt at all intimidating in this!

Of course the effects are shit, performances were not great though nigger L and Dafoe put in any work, and it's pretty fucking cringe with scenes like the school dance but... still enjoyed more than the original Death Note anime.

In the least I crave a sequel for all the butthurt it will bring.

>>87243193
In the anime there's like 3 rules
Name
Face
Can't kill other deathnote users

>>87231596
My god this rendition of DN is absolute trash, however it does depict what American entitled millennials would do if they got ahold of the DN. Nevertheless, I am rewatching the original anime to cure this cancer.

>>87243467
I recommend Naruto and Code Geass for a man of taste such as yourself

Watari doesn't have a full name, feelsbad

Its pretty much a make a wish note but the leveler is someone has to die. Id just write in that somr rich fuck adds me to their will to inherit their fortunes and no one questions why. Then kill em by way of sexual asphyxiation.

Am I the only one who would go on a random spree killing random people? Bunch of moralfags and mysideisbetterfags in this thread.

>>87243620
So who was suddenly added to David Carradine's will?

>>87231596
Nothing. I can't see how anyone's death would help the fact that my life is shit, and always was shit. The ones who don't understand that are just delusional, or still young.

>>87243773
Write your own name.

>>87243773
t.guy who doesn't understand how DN is used.

>>87243794
You don't really need a magic note to kill yourself. And it's not like something will change if you die today instead of tomorrow.

>>87239723
What if this was Wingard's goal all along? What if that's how (((Hollywood))) wages war against anime, one of the things loved by conservatives?

>>87243620
And i get a heap of pussy while its happening.

>>87243290
>Can't kill other deathnote users
False. Light killed Higuchi.

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I'd keep writing names with qt Mia/Margaret Qualley so we can keep having hot killing inspired sex.

If I write that someone dies peacefully in sleep at the age of 90 will that happen?
Or is there a time limit

You'd get dissected rather quickly.

>>87232452
>>87237134
I'd use death note to kill myself by laughing to death at more stories about death note being used to cook venison chili.

>write Muhammed
>picture swarthy brown dude
>half of the middle east dies

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>>87245640
>mfw it works

Even if you'd need a surname, writing something like Muhammed Abdul would probably still yield results.

>>87237294
>wants to kill to satisfy his warped political ideologies
>doesn't have a juvenile sense of justice
Pick one fag

Browsing social media

>>87243526
Charles should have won

>>87231596
I probably wouldn't use it because of that can't go to heaven or hell shit, if an afterlife exists then so does your soul and I wouldn't risk any eternal suffering or some shit just for some shortterm gain
if this rule doesn't exist I'd kill some morally dubious CEOs that most certainly caused the death of people or some shit and let them send/transfer money to me before they off themselves, after that I'd mostly chill

>>87231596
>Kill every shitty and rich actor like Adam Sandler and most abhorrent producers who create shitty movies.
>Kill all Rothchilds in one day and some other rich banker fuckers.
>Kill all traitorous politicians like Merkel, Trudeau, Trump, Putin etc. and watch as all crumbles while i sit comfy.
>Wait for few months or years until news die out and this is forgotten.
Then i would an hero myself with my death note.

killing is the side effect, power is controlling their actions
>cause of death is auto-erotic asphyxiation

sorry about those deer posts guys

I would kill Death
Lock me up

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My name is L and that's a fact
If you don't like me, it's because I'm black

I don't like sleeping and I do like sweets
When I catch Kira, he's so dead meat

Everyone says I'm the smartest guy
Sit kinda funny, and my glasses are fly
Don't carry a gun cuz it's just a distraction
But if you fuck with my friends you're gonna see some action

I got LEDs on my pimped out gun
I'll chase your ass down with my retard run
Hold you at gunpoint while I stop to think
Get my head cracked by a sneaky chink

I got a Chinese butler, his name’s Watari
He sings me songs and also gets shot (sorry)
When he dies I go a little ape shit
Steal a cop car (try not to get hit)

Know a guy named Light, he's the reason I'm here
He sees demons and screams like a queer
He’s got a magic notebook for killin’ criminals
When his bitch girlfriend isn't bustin’ his balls
I searched his room and found a paper scrap
But I didn't write his name I just wrote this rap

>>87234187
it isn't if it has no name
you can theoretically kill even your son even tough you named him

>>87231596
>name of target: George Soros
>manner of death: Soros calls an emergency press conference, proceeds to confess all his crimes to the world before taking a revolver from his pocket and shooting himself in the head

rinse and repeat with other corrupt politicians and special interest faggots

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>>87231596
Well, if id say what I would do, then you /pol/ fucks would cry about it
You know who exactly I would kill

>>87237714
>KKK leaders.
why would you want to kill democrats??

>>87243659
>t. 14 year old

>87243887
you are such a fucking loser

yes yes
get mad at each other
all according to keikaku
keikaku means plan

>write the name of the worst criminal on death row
>have him escape from prison into the woods, collecting wild onions and radishes as he ran
>he encounters a healthy 11-point...
STOP
We're not doing this again, anon

>>87232252
Great. Now everyone has an extra $90 which they'll splurge at Buffalo Wild Wings. Good work.

>>87236645
Corporate mismanagement. Look at Sony Pictures for the Western market, and then apply that to all of Japan. Then couple poor quality movies with the fact that tickets can cost over $20, and the Japanese film industry is in a hole from which it can't escape.

>>87249028
>>87232452
>Rule 1: The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

>>87250831
>his first thought is food
Do you know how I can tell you're over 300 lbs?

>>87250964
It's 人間 not "human," and if you'd read any Japanese light novels you'd know 人間 does not share a 1:1 correspondence with "human". A deer could very well qualify, given certain attributes.

Keep killing off world leaders until everyone stop volunteering out of fear of dying.

>>87251157
The rules are written in English.

>>87251113
Actually its because I'm new to the US and it's all anyone seems talk about. "OMG, did you hear that a new Chipotle opened on route 40???"

Fuck off.

>>87251207
Rules, and English, are for faggots.

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>>87232252
>Murder the 1%
>the 1% consists of 44% Jews

I'm ok with this

>>87251215
you wanna know how I know you're ((((((((canadian))))))))

All those fucking roastie whores who refused to even acknowledge me

>>87251280
Heh. Actually a Brit on mil orders for a few years.

>>87248674
Nice.

>>87237714

Nah for people like Kim, it has to be dramatic. North Korea and Saudi Arabia will keep quiet about weird shit because they don't want to seem weak. And some other dickhead will take the reins after them.

So if their leaders are continually torn apart by bears, then they'll start feeling like maybe what they're doing is wrong

You kind of have to become Kira. Killing criminals is nothing compared to preventing crime

>>87251392
Don't alter it.

>>87231596

Spend the rest of my life writing the name of every Jew I know, and when I run out find more.

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>>87231596
I liked the movie. If it wasn't derived from the manga, it would be far better received. It had a great soundtrack and some really good shots/cinematography. Ryuk was also amazing, perfectly cast.

I think they would have done better with a more original plot, and not carried over certain elements (like naming the MC Light Turner), it would have been even better. It was basically a movie about an above-average high school kid getting way over his head. I liked how Ryuk chuckled and asked if Light knew what he was doing when he showed the note to Mia for the first time. It wasn't a movie about a super genius sociopath playing chessgames for 30+ chapters. As a movie itself, I thought it was pretty good. Probably 6.5 / 7 out of 10.

The original manga wasn't that good either; if we're talking to the original arc with L, the latter half with Light losing his memories of the death note was the dumbest and most convoluted shit ever. The whole second arc, sans the ending, was pretty bad.

I would burn the book.

>>87252070
This

>>87245640
>>87245735
That is not how it works

>>87253803
yes it is