ITT: Times you acted like the Pennywise >go to down to supermarket

>>87230442
OH WA A A A

>at restaurant
>order food
>ask the waitress for ketchup
>don't even use the ketchup

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEYES

>Being British

>>87230879
LOCK ME UP

OP has called this his "anti-shilling campaign"

>Working a minimum wage job during college
>Given specific instructions on how to do said job
>Slowly develop my own preferred way of doing the job that violates official protocol

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>87230442
>at BBQ place
>tell waitress that I want chicken wings with their hottest sauce on the side
>"are you sure? it's REALLY hot!"
>tell her I can handle it no problem
>food arrives
>I swap out the super hot sauce for some mild sauce I brought in my pocket
>eat the wings without breaking a sweat
>waitress tells me she's never seen someone eat a whole dozen wings with that sauce
>I wink at her
>don't tip

A CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA IN THE SKY

>>87231070
>find a quicker way to do your tasks
>do them the old way because I don't want to more work on the extra time I will gain

BEEP BEEP WHY SO SERIOUS RITCHIE

>>87230442

can someone explain this stuff about scanning carrier bags (what's a carrier bag? and why scan it?) and the taking one anyway part. also, that self-service till part. i assumed that because it's self-service there's no one and you do everything yourself but since anon asks (or is asked) then there's someone behind the till?

>>87230442

>go to supermarket for snacks
>get some doritos, jar of hotdogs and some dip
>only pay for the doritos and dogs

GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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>>87231247
You scan your food and pay for it yourself, no staff needed. Carrier bag is the plastic bag you get to carry it.

Here in the UK you now have to pay for the bags (it used to be free). It will ask you if you need to scan bags separately, but most people just take them without paying as they don't go off at the scanners by the shop entrance.

>>87231391
>can steal plastic bags with no problems
>get arrested for hate speech on Twitter

>>87230442
>walking through supermarket
>wet floor sign covers a recently mopped area
>move the sign three feet to the left

I FELT THE HATE RISE UP IN ME
KNEEL DOWN TO CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES

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>second in line at a red light
>don't wanna wait to turn right
>turn into gas station and go around
>didn't get a ticket
MOM'S GONNA FLOAT

>>87231391
>Here in the UK you now have to pay for the bags

ya'll are seriously living in an orwellian dystopia, senpai

>>87231391

i see. thank you.

>>87231513
you have to pay for them in Cali too

>>87231468
You can steal more than that, anything with a label not on you can just walk out with. I nicked about 5 lots of garlic bulbs one time.

>>87231513
Of all the things to complain about (and there's many), having private property being charged at 5p at the point of sale is not one of them Anon.

>>87231391
Similar thing is in effect in Cambridge Massachusetts (America, USA) . I always use the "no bags" option and just take it anyway

How is this meme any different from the Jared Leto Damaged meme? I'm not complaining or anything, just curious.

>>87231697
go fuck yourself

>>87231697
That's the joke you retard

>go to a steakhouse
>order a salad

MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW

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>>87231391
>Here in the UK you now have to pay for the bags
is this a joke?

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>come to earth from another dimension outside of space and time
>lie dormant for thousands of years
>arise and take on the form of a clown to terrorize and murder children, feeding on their fear

I'M BLUE DA BOO DEE DA BOO DIE

>>87231697
It's pennywise instead of the jokester

>>87231786
It's to try and prevent people wasting plastic. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>87230442
>go to Hollywood
>persuade them tu push the racemix agenda and blackwashing movies

CANR STOP WONT SOP

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>>87231786
Non brit here but I assume he means plastic bags, several countries in europe has added a price tag on plastic bags because of the effects they have on the environment

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>>87231841
>There's nothing wrong with it.
Except it doesnt work it just hurts consumers. If you dont want people using plastic bags then the jew niggers running the supermarket need to stock alternatives. Paper for example you big toothed british sub human. Or use bio degradable hemp plastic.

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>come to earth from another dimension outside of space and time
>lie dormant for thousands of years
>arise and take on the form of a clown to terrorize and molest children, feeding on their fear

ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING, YES EVERYTHING, TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH

>go to restaurant
>waitress gives me the menu
>asks if I have any questions about the menu

let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the...

>ask her what material the menu is made out of

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>87230442
>turn into a balloon
>get picked up by a gust of wind
>float away

LOLO

>>87231891
I get it im saying that that ideology doesnt work. It just hurts the people its meant to help.

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>>87231950

>>87231950
kek

>>87231928
You left out the part where you're at the very front of the town's lynch mob goose steeping with a cane like the mob is a marching band and you're its leader.

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>>87231950

>have to use the bathroom
>see bathroom in back of store
>employees only
>use it anyways

HEY YEAH, I'M THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED
HEY YEAH, I'M YOUR SUPER BEAST

>in a restaurant
>have to go to the bathroom
>piss on the floor, onto the sink handles, onto the toilet paper and onto the door handle
>use foot to open door and then close it behind me
>pay the cashier and leave

1 - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME