25% of Seinfeld episodes would be quickly resolved if they

What's the deal with twitter? Some orange tomato man is president? I mean come on?!

>tinder exists
>Jerry is with a different girl in every scene

>Jerry we can't find the car in the parking garage the fish are gonna die!
>Oh no problem i used the parking app to locate the car using GPS
>Credits roll

>>87227842
jery get ipad

man how the fuck do we lived back in 2001 with no cellphones

>TAKE THE PEN JERRY
>thats okay i just make notes on my phone

>>87227842
>25%
Probably closer to 80%

>>87228424
It was better, faggot.

>>87228424
Kill yourself

>>87228424
Would do anything to go back to that time again. Cell phones are a cancer to society

>>87228424
I was in mommy's tummy so idk

this is a joke no underage ban please

>>87228711
>I was in mommy's tummy so idk
I know, I put you there.

>>87228763
Dad?

>>87228763
jamal?

>>87228763
Uncle?

>>87228424
>>87228424
I don't even carry around a cell phone and I'm a 36yr old man with a full time office job

>George thinks he sees Jerry's GF kissing his cousin but doesn't have his glasses to see it
>George whips out his iphone, takes a picture and sees up close that it's just a woman and a horse.
>Roll credits

>>87227842
another example of why today's technology is fucking awful.
Seinfeld: What you just said is false am I'm gonna prove it to you with an adventure and a fun time.
Now: What you just said i- Googled it. You were right all along.

>>87228711
I was gonna report it until the spoiler text

>African stays with Jerry for the marathon
>Oh no the radio clock's alarm didn't go off!
>Oh our phone alarm went off whew and we won't be late
>Roll credits

>>87227842

Actually you could probably get 10 or 20 episodes just out of Kramer barging in to show Jerry the latest app he downloaded.

And then Jerry bitches about uber drivers or yelp reviews in the opening/closing scenes

And a whole ep is dedicated to them fucking up trying to find placed on Maps and then having their phones die and wacky hijinx to get chargers for them

alright I'm a tv writer now pay me

>>87227842

>At the movies
>George can't find Jerry
>George calls Jerry
>He's at a different movie theater
>Roll credits

>>87229660
That sounds really fucking boring

>>87229660
There be a running gag of Kramer's idea for making an app

>>87229733

Yep

you're welcome

>>87228432
>>87228100
They just showed these episodes back to back on tbs this fucked me up

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>Hey I need you to photoshop me out of this image with my boss
>Shit I can do that on Instagram. Just retweet my work and I'll do it for free.
>You're too kind.
>Roll credits.

>>87229776

Oh hey good idea.

"Kramer there is already an app exactly like this. It's very popular. Every single person knows it."

"Jerry, cmon. Cmon. Hear me out. This isn't like that one. It's never been done. I swear."

>>87229690
He was in a different screen in the same theatre jackass

>>87229853
>You can't just get great app ideas like this out of thin air!

Really this could be any modern shlocky sitcom

>>87227970
>implying Elaine wouldn't be the one using tinder

the coffee table book about coffee tables still works

>Morty gets upset at Jerry buying him an iphone because he found out he didn't get a deal on the "tip" phone

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>>87227906
you don't like Trump?

>>87230035
Rick and Morty/ Seinfeld cross over when?

>elaines holiday card has a nip slip
>just uses a postcsrd app to send replacements
>credits roll

>Kramer needs to hunt down the person that left a bad Yelp review on his favourite upstart diner after the owner becomes disheartened

I feel like people haven't found a way to organically incorporate modern technology into good comedy. Plus it's all so topical that it ages super fast.

That's why it works best if you have characters who use it minimally.

>>87229733
Just like the original.

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>>87230122

>kramer gets accused as a murderer
>jerry and george FaceTime with Kramer
>did you kill someone?
>no
>credits roll

>>87230893
tfw this joke would not fly at all today

>>87230686
>nothing happens
>if only it had a plot like how i met your mother

>>87227842
every sitcom dilemma pre 2010 can be resolved with a smart phone