>'my friends.....you bow to Noewuan' Who was that

>>87220732
great thread OP. I was here.

>>87220732
>No One, aka nothing, aka doesn't exist
Yes, you could say it's God.

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>>87220732
he's a 1980s Electro-Synth God, yes.

>>87220732
>They have Akave Trole
Was that a friend of theirs? They never did find him.

>"...and Miax!"
What is that? The dwarfs name?

What was Noewuan's tax policy?

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Quick! What's the Elvish word for melons?

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was Aragorn the master strategist of our time?

>>87220732
Include me in the memecap.

>>87221998
kek, kinda accurate
but i guess it was more about the symbolic last stand of the men of the west

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>>87221998
at least choose a good page from DM of the Rings

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>>87220732
That's the stuff oppai

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>LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FARTH

What did he mean by this?

>>87220795
That's a*BURP* good one, Morty.

>>87223881
I have no idea why he turned Irish in this one line but I found it hilarious at the time and I still find it hilarious now

>>87223938
He kinda sounded like that with "THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM" too

>i am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor!
what the fuck did Gandalf mean by this?

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>you Fullafatoohk!

I dont get it, was that Merry's real name? Why did no one call him that before?

>>87220732
Kill yourself

>>87225152
It's television and film.

Shut up.

>>87225262
Kill yourself.

>>87224388

It was elvish for "fucking dumbass."

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Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?

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What would the eagles do if they got ahold of the ring? Could they feasible enslave mankind?

>>87221998
That whole battle was a suicide mission in a last ditch effort to buy Frodo time. They all knew they where going to die.

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>>87220732

Noewuan is Noeitenz cousin.

>>87226702
They weren't eagales they were moths didn't you watch the show?

>>87220732
>It is the duty of all nations in the light to defend against the dark invaders that are coming
Jesus Christ Jackson