Adam Sandler is out to kill you He has the powers and feats of

>>87198502
>Naruto in boruto with KCM
I'll live I guess

>Light from Burger note

I'd say I'm completely safe

>>87198502
Raimi's Spiderman from Spiderman 2.

I win.

>>87198577
He can't be kept dead because of his role as Little Nicky

>>87198624
>Thinking Raimi Spider-Man has shit on Zohan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb8ufI6z0zM

>>87198502
>Netflix Daredevil
Normally, i'd say i'm safe, but if Sandler has the powers of a Israeli Commando, a time traveller,vampire,cowboy etc.... Not even Daredevil could say me desu.

>>87198502
I know Cooper will find a way to stop him, he's dealt with strange stuff like this before.

OP here
Alternative scenario, your favorite actor is here to save you and they get the powers of every role they played.
Now how does it go?

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>>87198817
>Aidan Gillen

So the enemy is Adam Sandler with bullshit ninjewtsu skills with the ability to stop time as well as rewind it, who is unkillable because hes the son of the devil as well as a vampire who cant putt

>>87198936
that and other stuff left out

>Guts

I think I'm fine.

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>>87198502
I'll b*UUUuURRRP*e fine

Here's a list of characters he has played
http://www.famousfix.com/topic/adam-sandler/characters

>>87198502
Arya Stark wins

>>87198817
So Adam Sandler vs Adam Sandler?

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Wait, what does Jack and Jill give him?

>>87199095
A trap twin to distract you.

>>87199081
How does Arya Stark defeat an unholy time stopping vampire with lethal fighting skills?

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>Le Death Note manbaby
I'm ok

>Dirty Work, role:Satan
he also has the powers of the devil, can stop,reverse and accelerate time, jew-jitsu, is a vampire, is a cowboy AND he's deer (8 crazy nights) AND hes got like, 2 different trannies personas. He is, without a doubt, the most powerful anime character even created.

>>87199119
>unholy time stopping vampire with lethal fighting skills
Composite Adam Sandler is Dio

>>87199234
He's also good at video games and armed with a light cannon (Pixels) and even in his appearance in Happy Gilmore he defeated an Alligator through sheer wrestling.
Don't forget, he warps reality as well.
In Little Nicky, he turned a coke into a pepsi

Madison clark from ftwd
She would probably kill me so Adam doesn't kill her trying to kill me, cuz WE GOTTA SURVIVE

>>87199234
Is there a composited actor on par with composite Sandler's power level?

Rupert Pupkin, if Adam Sandler was a comedy genius maybe he would distract him or perhaps threaten his life and kidnap him?

>>87198502
The clown from Clown. Basically, it's The Santa Clause if Santa were a demonic child-eating clown who could only be killed through decapitation. A guy put on a clown suit now he's a demon clown.

Can Adam go back in time? I thought that was like the one thing he COULDNT do with his remote. If he could, he'd just kill him before he clowned up. Otherwise... Adam is literally invincible because of Little Nicky, so I don't see how I can win here.

>>87200281
Constant power struggle or he stops Sandler but keeps him alive because killing him is pointless

>>87198502
The last show I watched didnt have any protagonists

>always sunny

>>87199431
Maybe Billy Crudup
>did Dr. Manhattan
>Zartan, from GI Joe, appeared in The Ballad of G.I. Joe
>played Philip Zimbardo (Stanford prison experiment),Dr. Henry Allen (Flashes dad) and Theodore H. White (journalist) so pretty smart
>J. Edgar Hoover, so full power of the FBI during the 30s

>>87199431
Morgan Freeman. He's literally God, who cares what other powers he has.

Shit, I just realized, Adam has the power to completely stop time. Unless the character is completely invincible, Adam can just stop time and stab em or whatever.

>>87200446
He's both the son of the Devil and Dracula.

>>87200446
Keep in mind, he's still Adam Sandler.
Not exactly the brightest bulb out there.
Also, someone could theoretically disarm him

Homura from Madoka could give him a run for his money with the time stop shit.

>>87200281
Clown was surprisingly decent

Babydoll in Sucker Punch. I don't fucking understand this movie so I don't know how fucked I am. How does going into her fantasy world when she's dancing mesmerize people?

>>87200516
Not him but wanted to add my 2 cents, last two things I've watched were Twin Peaks and Death Note.

How would Cooper and Light work together to stop this guy?

>>87200543
Play off his ego and stop him alive so that he won't ressurect

Thank god my autistic cousin is watching Doctor Strange right now

>>87198502
>Jimmy McNulty
Fuck

>>87200568
Time Stone vs The Remote from Click?

>>87200539
I don't know
Ask a Snyderfag?

>>87200561
Also, Light could threaten Sandler's loved ones with the Death Note
He may be immortal but they aren't

>>87199431
If you take in consideration Sandlers Demonic and Vampirc nature, Hugh Jackman might have a shot.
>Van Helsing, so has knowledge on the supernatural and support from the Vatican
>Javert, large amount of men at his disposal and relatively keen wit due to detective job
>Wolverine, Mutant powers
>Vincent Moore, from Chappie, ex military, has access to a mecha
> Charles "Charlie" Kenton, from Real Steel, also has access to a mecha
>The Easter Bunny, Rise of the Guardians
CONS
>his balls are on his chin, Movie 43

>>87200763
>He may be immortal but they aren't
He could turn them into vampires doe.

>>87200864
Would he?

>>87200615
>Adam, I've come to bargain.

>>87200871
Maybe, he turned his daughter into a vampire right?

>>87200864
Vampires can still die they just don't age to death and only die of specific ways
Would the Death Note work on vampires?

>>87198502
i have jew repellant to keep him away

Well I just marathoned LOST Season 1 to 5

so who's protecting me, Since there's more then 1 protagonist

>>87200903
What's it made of?

>>87200908
Every protagonist in the show?

>>87200913
Muslim stuff.

>>87200944
Aren't the Jews pushing a pro Muslim and immigration agenda?

I just watched Funny People. So I guess Ira stops him.

>>87200894
>Would the Death Note work on vampires?
Not a expert, but i know it only works on humans, so i guess it depends on the Shinagamis view of humans. I'd say it work, but not on Sandler (outright demonic origins) so you could kill his family. Probably not a good idea to piss off a time stopping vampire cowboy commando.

Michael Corleone lol

>>87200940
So Jacob and MiB too?

>>87201011
Sure, why not?

>>87200968
Aren't you usefully retarded?

>>87201004
You could heavily weaken him if you
>get him as far away from the remote (or just destroy it) as possible
>exploit his vampiric weaknesses to weaken him but not outright kill him so that he won't respawn or use his jewjitsu on you
>make sure there is no coke around him to change into Pepsi

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/tv/ is literally fucking reddit

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His performance in Ridiculous Six is enough to leave me spooked solid. Also, the last movie I watched was Hacksaw Ridge, so the only way I make it out of this alive is if Adam leaves me to die and Doss swoops in to carry me to a medic camp.

>>87200844
Is it wrong that I actually want to see composite Sandler vs composite Jackman now?

>>87198502
>Goku
Yeah Sandler's fucked. Even his time control won't phase Goku anymore.

>>87198817
Liam Neeson would PROBABLY win. I think.

>>87201073
These sorts of threads have existed since before Reddit existed you fucking faggot.

>>87199095
There are two super Adam Sandlers

>>87198817
>Ryan Gosling in a scorpion jacket beats the shit out of Adam Sandler with a hammer as he does a musical number
Surely the musical power of the La La Verse could combat Sandler's Click remote in some way

>>87201118
>Qui Hon Jinn
>Ra's al Ghul
>Gawain
>Aslan
Sandler would be destroyed

>>87198881
>"You're a Big Daddy."

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>>87200844
Jackman was Valjean, not Javert.

>>87201179
What would happen if one pressed paused and the other pressed fast forward?

>>87201239
The only thing I'm concerned with is ClickGuy

I don't know who could counter a timestop other than Qui-Gon and even that I'm not sure he could do

>>87201326
Force powers disarm Sandler of the remote

>>87198502
What if I watched Dark Knight Rises, Drive, and Kung Pow at the same time? Would I get all the characters from there?

>>87201396
Sure

>>87201354
That's assuming he even knows about the remote, and then knows that it's dangerous

>>87200844
A another actor who might (probably not, but it would still be cool) take him on would be Christian Bale
>Rich due to Bruce Wayne/Bateman/John Rolfe
>God powers due to Exodus
>civil war vet, 3:10 Yuma (missing a leg)
>John Conner, so good with sci-fi weapons, good fighter and leader
>greatest FBI agent ever born, Melvin Purvis from Public enemy
>master of Gun-Kata,Equilibrium
>con artist due to American Hustle
And of course, great fighter due to Batman

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This thread has the potential to be amazing

>>87201298
Whoops, i forgot, sorry. Let me correct that
>pretty fucking strong
He got rich halfway through right?

>>87201442
Sandler has a thick ego
>kills Gosling
>unpause time
>Gosling resurrects because Aslan
>Sandler is disarmed because force

>>87198502
>Inception
Leo would incept the idea that Sandler should kill himself

>>87201396
Still fucked though, unless your doing>>87199431, then you got a fighting chance.

>>87198502
>charlton heston in the war lord
i'll live.

>>87199431
Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman
Both have had all the powers of God - in the same movie, no less

How powerful is a composite Kevin James?

>>87201451
>con artist
>Bale cons Sandler out of the remote

>>87201118
Marlon Brando, so probably still Adam Sandler lol

>>87201473
Reminds me of celebrity deathmatch

>>87201516
*Neeson

>>87201770
Seemingly just street-tier
>Mall Cop,
>voiced Mangiafuoco in the English dub of Pinocchio(2002), Mangiafuoco has no powers, but hes really fucking ugly, so ugly in fact, he invoked fear
>voiced Frankenstein from Hotel Transylvania
>Otis from Barnyard, is male cow (like, with udders. basically a reverse futa cow)
>Writer, True Memoirs of an International Assassin, bullshited people to think he's a secret agent
>the President of the United States, Pixels, pretty good at video games i think

>>87201947
Oh, and he was a Zookeeper, i think he can talk to animals, or the animals could talk and liked him, regardless, he's good with animals, so he could ask a pride of lions or something to fuck sandler up (barring time stop and fancy shooting). Mall cop: pretty sure he outsmarted two different sets of crooks (one of which was in cahoots with a SWAT team), one in his own mall and the other in a casino in vegas, had help from other mallcops.

>>87202068
Last post i swear
>was a cop in monster house
>high school biology teacher, Here comes the boom, becomes a UFC fighter and winner i think.

>>87198624
how the fuck would spider-man save you from a remote that stops time

>>87202210
Spidey might be able to web the remote away from Uber-Sandler, but probably not, Zohan's and his cowboy reflexes are way too quick for that.

>>87200844
While not Sandler tier, Chris Pratt's decently high up due to his most recent roles
>Lego Movie gives him creativity and creation including a much suit
>Jurassic World gives him raptors to assist him
>He's a cowboy in Magnificent Seven
>Alien tech in Guardians of the Galaxy

>>87202288
*mech suit

>>87198502
I'm already dead once you mentioned Zohan.

>>87202175
Kevin James was not in Warrior anon

>the cast of The Office

Dwight is a purple belt so that's something.

>>87198502
>Raylan Givens
Hmm... interesting

>>87202507
Who was your character?

>>87201650
No you won't

>Speed Racer
Can't kill what you can't catch. And the episode will end with a burning vechicle carrying sandler, falling down the canyon. And so I was saved. Or was I?

>>87198502
He pauses time then easily kills both me & Benjamin Sisko.

>>87198502
>toonforce demon prince with jojo reference remote

i'm fucking dead

tell him the holocaust is a lie and to verify it for himself using his powers

afterward he will simply kill himself

Nic cage composite could be pretty decent

>>87203708
Saw Forrest Gump last night. I think I'm gonna be alright.

>>87199241
this.

>>87199119
>time stopping
She'll get some help from brother Bran
>legal fighting skills
Please, more legal than the No One that trained Arya? I think not