You are given $1 billion dollars to use the most popular smash

>>87190272
problem child 2 remake starring idris elba as every character

>>87190448
This.

>>87190448
I would 100% unironically pay good money to see that
Anyone who wouldn't is lying to themselves

a man and his pet duck stumble themselves into a night of degeneracy with drugs, underage hookers and the seedy underbelly of the laundromat mafia.

the song is played in its entirety near the end, after railing 11 year old boipusy, which is seen from the ducks perspective (it's been put inside a washing machine). song starts, mc hits the final smash sprint on the kid, gunshots go off and shit and a rival laundry mafioso hits the laundromat. carnage unfolds as Despacito plays out from the old shitty radio. the duck survives.

>>87190272
I really hate this song

>>87190272
Basically I have sex with top 10 hairiest actresses in Hollywood in various positions and combinations.

>>87190634
how hairy we talkin here

>>87190272
Fast and Furious Gaiden: - Despacito -

*Adam Sandler is Elian Gonzales*
Opening scene has Sandman in Havana where the party never stops

>>87191333
The hairiest possible, in this order of importance:

arm hair
nipple hair
armpit hair
facial hair
leg hair
belly hair
ass hair