itt: we write the script to a sitcom, one line at a time EXT.

Kramer bursts in

>>87187567
studio audience cheers

>>87187567
oi kramer wut u doin in london bloke aint u supposed to be in new york jerkin off jerry

*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny?
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny?
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny?

KRAMER
(screaming)
JERRY! I NEED YOUR MATTRESS

>>87187576
Kramer screams at an ear-piercing volume: GIDDY UP!

>>87187543
-Commerical break

>>87187599
Fookin' 'ell Jerry i'nt here, now is he? Bloke's gone off to the pub, yea. Told me not to let "Kramer" is he comes askin' fo' a mattress. That'd be you? Kramer?

>>87187543
>>87187543 (OP)

EXT. - Apartment building. Cloudy skies. England.
Kramer bursts in (through wall? door? reality itself?)
>studio audience cheers
A British voice, offscreen: "oi kramer wut u doin in london bloke aint u supposed to be in new york jerkin off jerry", actor proceeds to knock violently at the door, asking for Penny.

Kramer: (screaming) JERRY! I NEED YOUR MATTRESS!

(voice raises to ear-piercing volume) GIDDY UP!

-cue down-home 90's saxophone music
(break for commercial)

(fade in after commercial)
Re-Enter, Faceless Voice:
"Fookin' 'ell Jerry i'nt here, now is he? Bloke's gone off to the pub, yea. Told me not to let "Kramer" is he comes askin' fo' a mattress. That'd be you? Kramer?"