/got/ general /ourparents/ Edition

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>>87187230

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Actually Your Grace, in Asshai, Azor Ahai has no gender.

>>87187260
jonu snouhu

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Queen of my heart.

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LANCEL, GET IN HERE

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Actually Your Grace, Valonqar has no gender

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aaggghhh...

I met Kit Harington at a restaurant - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Kit Harington shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big GoT fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Kit was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Kit Harington and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

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>>87187267
what emotion is she trying to convey here

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>>87187230
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Dany

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Here is the exact moment when the show completely died and lost all meaning.

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DABIIIIIIIIIIID FINISH MY SEEEEEEERIES FOR MEEEEE

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>>87187351
Want some HAM with that EGG???

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>>87187312
My Lord?

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I miss the days when /got/ was Renlyfags vs Stannisfags

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>>87187376
LANCEL

WINE

NOW

>>87187343
An emotion too complex for autists to understand.

so i finally watched the last episode and i gotta say that was a piece of shit that's my take on it

>>87187357
Fuck off, Westeros 9/11 was pure kino.

>>87187340
Fuck you got me, nice pasta kek

>>87187410
T-there is no more wine, my Lord

>>87187340
Is this taken from Preston's new book?

>>87187323
If this happens I'm going to tattoo the sept scene on my face before I kill D&D

>>87187371
a peach will do

Dany has redeemed herself, and so has Jon by redeeming her.

/ourwaifu/, /ourmanlet/

Hear hear

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>>87187453
What's that?

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>>87187442

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>>87187442
THEN GET MOOOOOOOOORE

What are some GoT scenes that men will never understand?

>>87187472
The two worst actors ever.

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>>87187477
I didn't find any more wine, my Lord...... But I found faith

>>87187260
Disgusting

>>87187429
Anything with Light of the Seven as background music is pure kino. You could set gonzo porn to that shit and it would win an Emmy.

>>87187472
Never.

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>>87187478

>>87187478

sansa being raped

>>87187343
>''I'm so glad D&D didn't make me take acting classess or lose the weight I've gaining ''
>*teehee*
>*contorts eyebrows like she's having a massive stroke*

>>87187478
Dan and David make a strong case that men never understood anything.

>>87187230
Lena posting is at least better than Emilia posting becuase she is no fat dwarf

>>87187429
>pure kino
>kill all remaining interesting characters and replace them with Villain Sue Cersei who is 100% invincible to anyone but Dany and no one has a thing to say about her blowing the Sept apparently being public

KYS obvious Cerseifag, literally the edgy version of Danyfags.

>>87187472
Why is it that Lena and Nik are the only actors on this show who can do a decent sex scene

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>>87187515
IS THAT WHAT MORE WINE MEANS

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>>87187515
FAITH? GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

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>>87187473
a peach for your king

>>87187267
didnt cersei fuck over her son's corpse (consented in the show stop fucking about)

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Queen of Blood and Semen

>>87187560
>>kill all remaining interesting characters
Literally who, Marge and Lancel?

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>AAAGGHHH DAVOS SAVE ME!

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Promise me, Ned

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>>87187592
There you go, supple and juicy

Kino costume.

>>87187611
Tommen (good chance for an uncucking arc), Margaery, Kevan (literally Tywin without the ruthlessness), Mace the Ace, High Sparrow (we never even found out what his actual plan was) and yes even Lancel.

All more interesting characters than Cersei.

>>87187513
>>87187528
>>87187566
>they don't like tsunderedany

pathetic

>>87187472
hello r/freefolk!

>>87187560
This so much, only Shitsei fags think that's clever. Honestly there were many better ways even to get rid of her rivals, she could have sent half the army to kill them in their sleep or just ordered the mountain to smash them all.
Instead she blew up the most beautiful building.I'll admit it was interesting to look at.

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>>87187674
forgot pic

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>>87187572
S-sorry , my Lord.... But look here, I found the breastplate stretcher in the Great Sept, if that's any good, my Lord

>arya went to bravos end of season 4
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY WASTE 2 fucking seasons there ?

So why exactly are Dothraki muh fearsome warriors when they're just unarmoured cavalry, and barely even make use of horseback archery

>>87187230
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87187665
lul

>>87187660
Shame about the melanoma, looks like she'll die soon

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>>87187660
Promise me, Jon*

>>87187675
This
>we'll never get Tommen establishing a Northern Crusade to crush the NK with High Sparrow leading the smallfolk

>>87187717
i wonder why he keeps posting this

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Perfect threesomes don't exist in real li-

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Pure kino.

>>87187715
They have huge numbers, plus they are more ruthless than most armies.

>>87187660
Why didnt they settle Wildlings as lesser border nobility in the abadonned Nights Watch Castles?
Same as the Markgrafs title in the Holy Roman Empire?

>>87187715
because they're dany's soldiers now

if they were under the command of anyone else, they'd have clear weaknesses

>>87187749
>walking with your current gf and your ex
must be awkward

>>87187736
Imagine Tommen trying his hardest to emulate Robert, buffs the fuck up and takes up his Warhammer. Would be pure kino and we'd have a grey vs grey conflict with Tommen's side vs Jon/Dany.

But nah let's have 2D villain Cersei.

>>87187698
>reddit invented tsundere appeal

pathetic

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Dance with me

>>87187800
MAKE ME SWAY

LIKE THE LAZY OCEAN HUGS THE SHORE

HOLD ME CLOSE

SWAY ME MORE

>>87187786
>reddit didn't invent tsundere appeal
newfag

>>87187715
theyre supposed to be the huns
huns were OP

>>87187736
Tommen was with the high sparrow, it would be more interesting to see the High Sparrow wage war against the other religions and Melisandre,Beric,Facless men.etc get involved

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>>87187725
Promise me, Jon*

How does book Doreah die, again?

>>87187703
that weapon looks so plastic

>>87187749
>Kit has heels and is barely taller than Rose
>Emilia is 5'2
>Rose says she is 5'6
>Kit claims 5'8
Hmmmmmm

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>>87187703
THAT'S THE BREASTPLATE PIERCER NOT STRETCHER

GODS WHAT A STUPID BOY

>>87187703
>Everyone in that pic is dead

>>87187824
>reddit is japan

pathetic

>>87187882

Kit is cute. Height isn't everything

>>87187715
Because they decided to rise up and conquer the Dothraki sea precisely as the Valyrian Empire and its colonies + satellite states were crumbling
Literally just having some lanced pantry in close formation with good training (the Unsullied) managed to stop their expansion and they never tried conquering any further west thereafter

>>87187761
>They have huge numbers
makes no sense, since when are nomadic pastoralist cultures more populous than agriculturalist societies

>more ruthless than most armies.
this doesn't even mean anything, they're not better fighters just because they rape and take prisoners as slaves

What about the Red Comet?
What about Ghost?
Why did we not see the main part of the Cersei/Tyrion coversation, did they make a secret agreement?
Why did Cersei let Jamie escape the city with the knowledge about all her plans?
Did the Icedragon break the magic barrier of the wall or did Bran or was there never one in the show?

>>87187759
Gross

>>87187882
kits is like 5'5
do you think he'll get any major roles after got?

>>87187763
Because if they decide to start acting like snowniggers and raid again they'll have a 700 foot tall wall to hide behind?

>>87187929
he could have been a perfect tyrion

>>87187918
*lanced infantry*

>>87187929
if he's 5'5, he'll definitely never get any MAJOR role

haha :)

>>87187915
I'm not calling him manlet or say that height is everything, but if Emilia is 5'2, he is never 5'8

>>87187715
Huge numbers plus they raid and destroy villages and small cities, Bobby talks about it and says hiding in castles wouldn't solve the problem
How they are portrayed on the show is bullshit ofc

>>87187854
High Sparrow would be smart enough to know NK takes priority and to work with Dany. But afterward yeah I could see him rallying the nobles under the guise that Dany has child burning LoL worshipers in her ranks.

>>87187919
>makes no sense, since when are nomadic pastoralist cultures more populous than agriculturalist societies
All the major armies just fought a war and are depleted,the Dothraki are at 100000
>this doesn't even mean anything, they're not better fighters just because they rape and take prisoners as slaves
It instills fear.

>>87187949
Are you retarded

>>87187749
>A Game of Dwarves

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>>87187969

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>>87187890
Sorry, my Lord
While you wait for me to find you some wine, would you like some boar, my Lord?

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GRRM is a lazy enabled obese faggot and will forever lose his claim on the title of 'artist' so long as his magnum opus goes unfinished. We've been done with this type of hack for years now, just because he used to care and was able to write once in some distant era doesn't mean he's been grandfathered in. There is no 'A Song of Ice and Fire' left in this man's eyes. He wants to keep his characters in little rooms worrying about what's going to happen, but he's afraid to make a real change in both his books and his life. He likes it here, comfortable in the creamy middle of his twilight years. He tells himself stories that it's better this way. He fears the end. Do not forgive this man. He has work to do.

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>>87188023
yes..

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>>87188054
I ASKED FOR A WHOOOOOOOOOOORE, NOT A BOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

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>>87188075
YAASS

>>87188091

So is badpuzi rotting in a dungeon now?

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E U R O N

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https://grrm.livejournal.com/546509.html

IT'S COMING

IT'S FINALLY HERE

FUCKING THANK CHRIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm07grmdwuE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA this made me laugh like a lot

>>87187779
emilia was never with kit, stop this meme

>>87188119
/ourguy/

>>87188119
B A S E D

>>87188149
fucking

>>87188167
He's with Nikolaj and Lena in Spain, guaranteed they're having a good laff.

Waymar Royce is Azor Ahai

>>87188149

I knew this wouldn't be real but i still clicked it

>>87188149
>(I am going to leave comments open for this one, for those who want to talk football. ANY off topic posts will be deleted. Football only, please).
I want it to end

>>87188149
G U Y S

>>87188149
top nigger

both of you

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>>87188113
GODS BLESS BADPUSSI AND HER BIG TITS

>>87188149
I genuinely hate this fat fuck.

>>87188119
>September 2
>2

What?

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>>87188149
The NFL regular season is upon us. And with it, the agony and the ecstasy.

I got a taste of both yesterday from my two teams.

The Jets ripped my guts out and stomped on them with an agonizing one-point loss to the Cincinnati Bengals in the morning game, as the Jets have a habit of doing. But in the afternoon game, the Giants made me smile and whoop and cheer with a rousing one-point win over the Dallas Cowboys.

A single point was the difference in both games. The difference between joy and despair.

Ah, we sports fans are a strange and peverse bunch. It really makes no difference whatsoever to my life whether my teams win or lose... yet somehow it makes a vast difference to my mood. And these close games are going to kill me, I swear. Even that wonderful Giants victory could easily have become a second agonizing defeat, if a certain Dallas wideout had cut right instead of left when he caught the game's final pass from the rookie Cowboy qb.

Fwiw, the Jet defense looked formidable even in defeat, sacking Bengals qb Andy Dalton seven times. How Gang Green managed to lose the game despite that boggles belief, but after decades as a Jets fan, I am used to being boggled.

The Giants defense was not nearly as impressive... but given that last year Big Blue had the worst defense in the NFL, I still have to give them props. I had rather hoped the Giant offense would rack up hundreds of passing yards against a weak Dallas D and crush the boys, but that did not happen, alas. Still, they played well enough to win. Odell is still amazing, the rookie wideout Shepard looks like the real deal, but the real highlight of the day for me was seeing Victor Cruz catch a touchdown pass and do his salsa dance. Cruz is one of my favorite Giants of all time, a true Cinderella story, and a lot of people thought he would never make it back after his devastating injury two years ago. It was so great to see him dancing.

Ah, well. A long season awaits. More agony, more ecstasy.

>>87188201
Kermit Frey is Azor Ahai

>>87188259
it's september 2 in asia right now

>>87188259
Europe.

S8 spoilers.
Cersei resurrects the dead like the Night King, using dragonglass candles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CPnDMVz0

Theon's character arc makes no sense to me. I can't be the only one.

>>87188149
>>87188204
If I had a LJ account I'd write a comment about the NFL, and every paragraph's first letter would be "TWOW WHEN".

>>87188149
>>87188261
Told you faggots about football.

TWOW delayed another couple months

>>87188261
>watching the fucking jest instead of writing
holy shit tv was a mistake.

>>87188261
>TWO fucking turtle brooches
it's not even frustrating at this point, I'm just glad I can hate him with clear conscience
may he drown in agony

>>87188119
Why is he named after piss?

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>>87188149
>Hey guys, let me tell you of how I just waisted a month worth of writing

>>87188306
I want to marry her.
This was shot months ago, hair is longer now. Please D&D don't be faggots.

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>we don't get to choose who we love

>>87188445
In what Nigger language does that mean piss

>>87188488
>last year (Jan 2016) he said he would be done by the end of the year
>says no more cons
>blew the 7th deadline he's had for himself since ADwD finished in 2011
>now attending monthly cons again

He knows he's nowhere close to done and has made 0 (ZERO) progress, so he's fine with going to cons again.

>>87188513
look how blue his eyes are

>>87188513
aging up the characters for the show was a mistake

>>87188513
Love that big dane.

>>87188545
anglish

>lannisters have blonde hair and green eyes
>rhaegar, viserys, and daenaerys have blonde hair and green eyes
the seed is strong

>>87188377
this

>NK will die
>Jon will learn the truth of the NK, that he was created to control the dead
>Jon will sacrifice himself to become the new NK
>march the dead back to the north
>wall is rebuilt with Bran (the builder)'s help

this will happen

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>>87188654
>lannisters have blonde hair

>>87188696
who are these jews

>>87188666
>Jon will learn the truth of the NK, that he was created to control the dead

Why would they need to be controlled if they're inanimate corpses until NK rezes them?

Nice devil trips though, appropriate

>>87188711
some dead men

>>87188513
Good advice.

-Jon Snow, Warden of the North

How fast will Jaime bend the knee when he catches up with Dany?

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>>87187861
Promise me, Robb

Daenerys
Jon Snow
Jaime
Tyrion
Cersei
Arya
Sansa
Sam
Theon
Davos
The Hound
Varys
Euron
Melisandei
Greyworm
The Mountain
Tormund
Beric Dondarrion
Brienne
Bronn
Podrick
Bran
Jorah
Qubryn
Night King
Drogon
Rhaegal
Viserion

So who all dies next season?

>Promise me, Ned

Honestly Arya looked so fat faced and squat in her smug-ass littlefinger trial scene. Is anyone buying this character as her own rebel, at this point, or is it all just a supportive pat on the head for the little engine that could? I mean look at cute little Arya, playing assassin after she dropped out of school, and she's even pretty good sometimes too! She looked so cute dueling her bodyguard earlier, and who could strike a killing blow on a smile like that! What a trooper, HUH GUYS!?

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>there are people who think that Sandor Clegane meant that Arya is the one coming for the Mountain

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>>87187230
Aya is the hottest /got/ girl, and you know it.

Would you watch modern GoT? Looks kino.
https://youtu.be/H9U-rhVp1CQ

>>87188878
i dont belive this

>only reasons incest is wrong is freak babies, chance of abuse and familial love making you not wanna fuck each other
>Targaryens make 10/10 kids even after hundreds of years of incest, Jon and Dany see each other as more or less equal, didn't grow up together and don't see each other as family outside of possible husband/wife

What's the problem here?

>>87188551

I can't believe I was naive enough to think he might have actually made the 2016 deadline. Afte all, ADWD came out in 2011, and he apparently already had a hundred or so pages written that he couldn't include in ADWD. How could he take that long to release TWOW when he's just focusing on one thing?

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>>87188878
>tfw they're probably right

>>87188863
daenaerys
jon snow
tyrion
cersei
arya
sam
theon
davos
varys
missandei
greyworm
brienne
bran
jorah
drogon
rhaegal


i hope

>>87188946
Madness.

>>87187328
Never stop posting this. Half the reason I open these threads is for this right here.

>>87188959
>BUT WHAT IF DABID WHAT IF ARYA IS THE VALON CAR? AND SHE WEAR JAIME'S FACE AND KILL CERSEI THAT WAY!!!

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Literally me.

>>87189020
is tyrion a cuck?

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>>87188828
>Jaime will apologize for killing her father and she will forgive him :)
>Jaime will praise her throughout the season for being a great Queen and being nothing like the Mad King
>Jaime will pet her head every half hour

>>87188950
ADwD missed the Battle of Meereen and Battle of Winterfell. That's about 100 pages worth of material.

TWoW is about 1000 pages.

So GRRM basically had 7 years to write 900 pages.

If GRRM wrote a third of a page a day, TWoW would already be out.

GRRM can't even write at the pace of a paragraph a day.

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D-did they roll around naked anons?

>>87188926
>lannisters are bad guys
>starks are hero symbols
>mc is probably targaryen
this fucking sucks dick probably

>>87189020
>tfw your bull isn't even black

>>87188946
STOP THIS MADNESS, INT HE NAME OF YOUR KING!

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>>87187328

>>87189038
i can see this already

>>87188863
Daenerys
Jon Snow
Jaime
Tyrion
Cersei
Arya
Sansa
Sam
Theon
Davos
The Hound
Varys
Euron
Melisandei
Greyworm
The Mountain
Tormund
Beric Dondarrion
Brienne
Bronn
Podrick
Bran
Jorah
Qubryn
Night King <- Not him
Drogon
Rhaegal
Viserion

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>season finale of GoT
>temperature drops by nearly 20°C within a week
a-a-are they coming ?

>>87189041
Just wait for George to surprise us with a 4000 pager that concludes the series.
He... He couldn't have been doing nothing for all these years right?
He's just waiting for the show to end so that his book won't cuck HBO.
Right?

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>>87189038
Fucking disgusting.

>>87188969
madness and stupidity

>>87189038
>you're never going to pet Dany's head
Kill me

>>87189055
>the bull is a manlet
>still taller than you
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR

>>87188969
>only 1 Targaryen has ever been mad where you might be able to blame it on incest, but only if you ignore the imprisonment and the multiple kids he lost

Not really

>>87189089
>season finale of GoT
>temps expected to hit 42 here this tuesday
is this a bad omen

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>He's too small for me
Heh, apparently not

>>87189140
Egg went mad too and it's all the more tragic because he was a good boy

>>87189153
She wouldn't feel anything anyway, it's like tossing a little sausage in an enormous hallway. He didn't even move.

>>87189162
He didn't go mad.

He wanted dragons and did risky shit, but he wasn't crazy

>>87188666
>Forevermore, I will be the jailor of the damned. Do it, Tyrion!
>Control must be maintained. There must always be a Night King

>>87189153
tiny andal dicks


big dothraki cocks

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Truly our /quirky gal/

*swoons*

>>87189162
>>87189183
*Plus his father and mother weren't related, and neither were his grandparents

>>87189183
Some shit definitely went down at Summerhall
It wasn't just casual "Let's experiment with dragon eggs"

>>87189020

I feel like they messed up with this scene. We had Tyrion suggesting she make political alliances through marriage and we had other characters suggesting that Jon should get with Dany. Now, Tyrion could be concerned that Daenerys might make some brash decisions now that she's in love with Jon, but this scene instead portrays him as a dejected cuck stalking Jon and Dany.

/r/ Emilia's fat arms

Who's willing to bet that D&D will use and abuse information omitment gimmick? First the whole retarded CIA/Sansa subplot, conversation between Tyrion and Cersei in the last episode has been cut prematurely.
Mark my words, it's going to get so fucking stale in s7.
>Jon talking with Danerys
>"We won't abbadon Winterfell, we will fight to the last man for my familys seat"
>cut to White Walkers breaching through through Winterfell gates
>suddenly the whole place explodes with wildfire, cut to Danerys and Jon leading the march south
>"Good thing that we planted that trap in winterfell"

>>87189140
Almost all the Targs were mad.

>guy who drank wildfyre
>guy who tried to hatch eggs and burned everyone to death
>murdery and realm destroying Targs
>mad Targs that wouldn't fuck their sisters

where are people getting "there must always be a night's king" from
i keep hearing people say "there must always be a night's king"
is that from something
where are people getting that from
did someone say that in the books or something

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>>87189152
f-f-fire and ice

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>>87189202
I love my mother. Who's THE DAD

Why don't wildlings just sail around the wall?

>>87188259
>American education

>>87189296
I don't think wildlings know what ships are

>>87188946
>T. INCEST FETISH SUB HUMAN

>>87189238
Was only a quarter Targ

Was only a quarter Targ

Murder, cruelty and wanting to pound bitches and having favorites isn't madness

Being a faggot or zealous isn't madness

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>>87189317
Dan Harmon BTFO's game of thrones haters

>>87189317
>hardhome was a wildlingsettlement
>hardhome traded with people via ship
i am fairly sure they knew what ships are but lacked the time,skill and material

that guy who only posts
>T. BUZZWORDS IN ALL CAPS

>>87189228
They made it too creepy. Also they never actually had him address the fucking issue all season. You got the sense he was angry on many occasions, most recently Jon pledging his love for his queen out of nowhere without consulting anyone beforehand. But he never talks to the both of them about it.

>>87189296
Fuck off Frodo.

>>87189041

He really doesn't give a shit anymore, does he? He's also been talking about releasing a book about Targaryens in 2018 or 2019 and I have no idea how involved in the GoT spin-offs he'll be.

Here's one possibility:
>Show finishes, TWOW comes out
>GRRM finally admits that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore and releases a series of bullet points answering key questions that weren't answered in TWoW and how the series will end
>Or he does this without even releasing TWoW at all, just releasing the completed chapters and then finishing the rest of the series with bullet points

>>87188926
Are you fucking kidding me
What the fuck am I looking at
WHO!?

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Why is Jon so fucking retarded? Look at how relieved everyone was, and then he fucks everything up.

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>>87189038
I will still love him
It hurts but it's not his fault

>>87188946

Aunt/Nephew marriages weren't even taboo in the medieval era as far as i know

>>87189224
We'll never know, but Egg certainly isn't seen as being mad or as having heard voices and shit

We'll never find out what happened at Summerhall, just like we'll never find out what happened at Hardhome, or what's up with the oily black stones or the Sea Stone Chair. Just mysteries of the world

>>87189366
>T. FAT INCEL BRAINLET BETA BUCK

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Did he try, lads?

>>87189383
Even if he lied, Cersei was still probably going to fuck them over. So either way it probably didn't matter.

>>87189183

The (((Maesters))) saw to it that there was a "terrible accident", probably funded by the (((Iron Bank))).

>>87189199
>implying white people don't have bigger dicks than some chinks or whatever those brown shitters are

God im rewatching season 1 and it makes the latest season look like trash. Everything from pacing, dialogue and the way the camera moves is great

>>87189038
>>Jaime will apologize for killing her father and she will forgive him :)

No, fuck this shit, and fuck your shitty fanfiction

>>87189413
Lena is slutty enough to want to know what they say about dwarves is true

>>87189383
Yet he had no problem lying to all the wildlings and killing the halfhand. Can't lie about sucking dany dick though.

>>87189038
DANY
A
N
Y

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>>87189391
If you want to know what the black stones are about, read The Farseer and its sequel, The Tawny Man. The author is a friend of GURM and he stole a lot of content from her.

>>87189248

People just make shit up with no justification because there are so many theories surrounding the series. Some of the two worst I've heard "the Hound actually saw a little girl kill the Mountain in the fire and that's why the Mountain pushed his face into the fire" and "Jorah is the real Azor Ahai".

>>87189228
>>87189357
Tyrion loves Danny it doesn't have anything to do with politics even Cersi accused him of liking her during their meeting.

>>87187340
Made me laugh, thanks/.

>>87187328
based aagghposter

>>87189140
>only one mad targ
who are Maegor the Cruel, Aerion Brightflame, Daemon Targaryen, Aegon the Unworthy and basically every Blackfyre for 200, Alex?

>>87189383
scene was fucking retarded . could have just said they needed time to consider and talked it through with dany .
i mean even an eddard-tier honor obsessed person knows you can dissolve an agreement\promise if all sides that are part of it agree . he could even tell everyone that he promised to serve dany but they both agreed to go back on it to satisfy his autism .

he literally could not fuck things up with 0 lies but the show has to pull off some retarded shit to shit up the negotiations .
like what the fuck's the point ? just to jam in the tyrion-cersi scene that will be revealed fully next season ?

>>87189357

Yeah, they didn't really have him discuss any of the problems with this and we had to fill in the blanks. But the very fact that so many people aren't sure whether Tyrion loves her, or don't know why he's upset shows that the didn't shoot that scene very well and just made Tyrion seem like a creepy cuckold.

Filling in the blanks is a common theme this season. We had to do that to try and make sense of the Littlefinger trial.

Tyrion falls in love with Bran, and then Salsa Stark gets jelouous because she is his ex and kills him.

>>87189546
That's just a snide comment by Cersei, you autist. It's like her calling other women whores when she's the biggest of all. The director already explained that scene and they had been showing the buildup to it all season. It was just stupid how they presented and everyone thought he was a cuck.

>>87187608
I just want to make her smile.

>>87189393
>T. POL VIRGIN
That's not me guys
I don't write sub humanoid shit like that

>>87189238
"300 years of stability and peace" my ass desu

>>87189663
If you need your directors and showrunners to explain a scene after it airs then they're not doing their jobs properly.

>>87189476
Imagine being Peter Dinklage's wife when he says that another woman is his inspiration. Also what THE FUCK is wrong with the fat fuck's head here?
https://youtu.be/xG62lchwdq4?t=74

>>87189584
>cruel but not mad
>only a quarter Targaryen, learn to read faggot "where you might be able to blame it on incest"
>not mad
>not mad, lustful and stupid, but not mad
>blackfyres are would be usurpers and progressively less incest, not crazy

Try again

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>>87189296
Why don't willings just attack en mass the fucking bridge west of the wall

>>87189706
He has zero neck.

>>87188863
Everyone on that list besides

Dany
Jon
Tyrion
Arya
Sansa
Sam
Davos
Brienne
Bronn
Rhaegal

>>87188280
Too bad AD pussied out on that

>>87189465
pacing has gone to shit . the 'everyone is teleporting everywhere' meme is real and theres no sense of time passing . like you cant tell if all the events of s7 are like a week or half a year.

in s1 every major movement of every character had at least an episode between departure and arrival or there was a scene of them traveling or there was a scene of them arriving or something . they're dropping all the cheap and easy to shoot scenes of characters just traveling and being bored which could add lots of flavor, make for better pacing and be more believable .

>>87189379
>releasing the completed chapters

We already have the completed chapters... they're the TWoW preview chapters.

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>>87188696
fucking kikes, how do normies deny it?

>>87189743
Well, he is a dwarf.

>>87189739
Because bridges are easy to defend.
Look at all the battles in history.
It's a really shit place to fight

I personally am looking forward to when Jaime meets Dany, who's father he killed, and Bran, who he pushed out of a window, and Jon and Arya, who's brother he tried to murder...

Well shit this isn't going to go down very well for Jaime is it.

>>87189703
Nobody ever said they were giving us the best experience. I mean if you read the large script batch that was leaked and it's like OHHHH that motivation sort of makes sense, then you watch it and a lot of it is lost or just cut out.

>>87187759
Is anyone else bothered by how fucking anachronistic all their costumes look now?

>>87189786
I mean Gurm

>>87187823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrRkVNVboFs

She did it best.

>>87189774
>in s1 every major movement of every character had at least an episode between departure and arrival or there was a scene of them traveling or there was a scene of them arriving or something

Nope. Robb received a letter from King's Landing, called his bannermen, and traveled beyond the Neck in one episode.

>>87188261
>A fan of both the Giants and the Jets

I hope he enjoys not making the playoffs at all this year, yet again.

where's the anon who photoshops the actresses to make them look fatter?

>>87189383
If he agreed to it, he'd be left alone fighting the WW while Dany and Cersei would kill each other, how are those even good terms? Jon was right.

>>87189816
Yeah
, I am.

>>87188950
How the fuck did he make ASOS in two years?

>>87189234
Ha. I believe it. They are rushing this show to the end.

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>>87189830
if you mean the shitty ones I'm here
if you mean the good ones, no clue

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87189904
Probably had most of it written before AGOT came out. Also he was still interested in the series and wasn't yet successful so he had a lot of drive.

>>87189383
He couldn't have known. Probably because he kept his secret with Dany in the bedroom where he made it. Nobody knew he promised her that except her, so nobody could advise him if it came up. I mean who knows, maybe she takes her dragons and fucks off South for all he knows.

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>>87189830
REMINDER FAT QUEEN IS MAD QUEEN

>>87189776

I was under the impression he had more completed chapters than those he released, but I wouldn't put it past him at this point to have written just those.

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>>87189830

>>87189915
>Chad chin
I'd hate her less if she was like this desu

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>>87189991
>>87190014

teach me master

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>>87189098

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>>87189859
You cannot possibly believe this.

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I miss him everyday

>>87190014
Oink
Is that a shoop?

>>87190085
Cersei said "Okay for you Jon, but I won't ally with Dany", what the fuck else would it mean?

>>87189774

I don't mind the teleporting that much, as long it actually makes sense in the context of the rest of the show. I don't like it when a castle hundreds of miles away is besieged by an army, then enough gold to pay nearly a decade's worth of debt (at least) is transported back hundreds of miles, all within two weeks. I also don't like when someone who is just north of Winterfell, in late Autumn, goes to the Iron Islands when they have no horse, no provisions, they hobble, they've been fed on a Ramsay diet and the Iron Islands are at war with the North.

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>>87187323
god i fucking hate this

>>87187323
Why did they have to ruin qt Maisie?

>>87189727
>constructing a dragon proofed keep and slaughtering every single architect who worked on it
>executing two grand maesters, one for absolutely no reason
>wiping out an entire house in a fit of rage
>threatening to destroy the holiest site in Westeros
>torturing his nephew to death and leaving his body to rot because his mother fled
yeah not mad at all, same shit with Daemon's autistic screeching for the throne and ordering child murder. and being a usurper doesn't mean that you weren't born of shitblood incest genetics. get the fuck out, targfag.

>>87189904

He also wrote (an admittedly short) story "The Hedge Knight" in between AGoT and ACoK too. I think what happened is he got carried away, even with ASoS, but especially with AFFC and ADwD and now he has no idea how to get to the end, but I think he might also have an idea as to how it ends. I think he originally intended a time skip so we wouldn't read about all the training the various characters went through (such as Arya's dull Faceless Men arc or the Meereen plot).

What character would be the easiest to sexually break and turn into a cumslut that exists for the sole purpose of sex?

>>87189904
HE CARED. THAT'S HOW.

>>87190280

Sansa. She basically was that until season 6.

>>87190280
Brienne

>>87190280
Sansa or Arya.

>>87190280
Theon

>>87188926
>erecting ugly wind turbines next to a thousand year old wonder

based blackfish

>>87190280

Loras

>>87190334
Kek, the only true answer so far

>>87187343
Telling someone to close the door?

>>87190437
CLODOR

>>87188926
Looks like shit. I fucking hate normies and their political dramas.

>>87190280
Victarion, after getting him out of the closet with a good ol fucking. With how autistic he is around women you know he wants the dick.

>>87190231
>keeping your shit rebel and assassin proof is madness. Shit, Roose is crazy ya'll
>killing people who call you out on being a usurper is madness
>killing people directly associated with your freaky offspring when you legit have enemies who did wind up fucking with your children is madness
>threatening to destroy the holy site of your enemies is madness
>being usurper scum killing more rightful people is madness

try again

>>87190285
this

>>87190347
fucking nord/anglos I swear

>>87188926
Jesus Christ thank god this is fan made, it had me worried for a second there.

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>>87190092
Me too. ;_;

>>87190580
Damn, the rightful King looks like that?

>>87188926
>DABID, I KNOW HOW TO MILK THE CASHCOW A LITTLE MORE, DABID

>>87190509
It all adds up to a selfish political statement, and doesn't survive practically.

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>>87190580
>>87190092
why does this faggot have a following
>rarely does anything cool
>is a fucking puppet of the red woman
>burns people alive because he doesn't have the guts to stop it
>burns his little girl alive
>dies like a bitch
is it larping, why do so many people like him

>>87189357

It's not like Tyrion even makes sense anymore anyway. He starts out as the most cynical character in Westeros and now he's devoted to Dany because "he believes she will make the world a better place" even after he gets to Meereen and sees that it's a shithole under Dany's rule AND he's seen that Dany too often acts like an impulsive spoiled brat.

>>87190647
Dabid doesn't want to milk the cashcow more, they obviously want to be done with it. Else they would make 12 seasons.

>>87187323
I want to smash her face in and teach her reality.
Fucking smug faced little 100 pound bitch, fucking hell, Litllefinger could have killed her in an instant, but no MUH GRIL POWER im SO) SMART AND STRONG LOL.

>>87190703
Most of that is Dungeons & Dragons' masterwork, actually

>>87190703

I am a Stannisfag, I think, due to my own complicated relationship with my father.

I use Stannis as a paternal male figure in my escapist fantasies to fill the void of not having what I feel was a competent male role model growing up.

Now that Stannis is dead, I am /daddy Davos/ all the way.

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>>87190733
>Stannis
>dead

>>87190245
>A Feast for Crows
>Or A collection of mostly boring shitty characters

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Bobby's reign of terror continues as he crushes false targshits

>>87190934
>Boars frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread

- Bobby B

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NEW JONERYS THREAD WHEN

>>87190509
>call you out on being a usurper
>usurpers are scum
wow real genius here folks

>>87190703
Read the books, faggot

>>87190771
This

>>87190703
>the absolute state of shartmerican show retards

>>87190964
The point is there's nothing crazy about that

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>>87190703
>why do so many people like him
Because he's the rightful king.

>>87190723
I fucking hate Arya. She started annoying me as soon as she got to Bravos, especially in S7, So many smug faces and cringy lines. After beating Brienne (which was also ridiculous), she give the cringy muh girl power response of "no one" after Brienne asks who taught her to fight.

>>87191022
No, it's Aegon Targaryen Junior.

>>87189748
This hopefully.

>>87191001
Figures a 3rd world shit skin would be a Stanniscuck.

>>87191038
What is right of conquest

>>87191115

>>87191115

>>87191038
Targaryens lost their birthright.

>>87191096
>3rd world shit skin
This ain't Lousiana's countryside, yankee

>>87191022
His banner was the last colorful thing in this show, really makes you think.

>>87190703

Because he's anti-degeneracy, and however much /tv/ would deny it most of 4chan has some /pol/ in them in regards to hating faggotry.