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Just got back from seeing this. I enjoyed it although there were

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Just got back from seeing this.
I enjoyed it although there were some annoying bits in it. Like thinking the audience is so dumb they need "shine" to be explained.

Is there a plan to make more films or an expanded universe or something? Because some elements seemed really out of place unless they're going to be developed on. Like the bit about the guns being forged from Excalibur.

What did /tv/ think of this film?
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Could be interesting for someone with no idea about the books?
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some really bad scenes (house demon, final battle) and generally just average. the worst part is that sony literally fucked themselves by not just doing the gunslinger.
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Film should have been longer, felt like we were going at breakneck speed the entire time.
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>>87185796
I never read the books and all this movie did was give me the impression that Stephen King was a shitty writer.
>he's a magic cowboy who dual-wields revolvers and he's got to save the multiverse from being consumed by the darkness!!!
literally /a/ tier
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>>87185796

if you read the book you won't watch to watch this and if you haven't you could just read the book
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I felt cheated desu. You have a whole bookverse to draw upon and we got this crap.

Supposedly they'll be making an expanded tv show for DR, who knows how that'll go.

The acting I thought was subpar. Elba starred as elba. Mcconaughey was lacking something and he was the best actor there. Taylor I don't think portrayed jake properly, he seemed more childish and whiney here instead of more adultlike I'm the books.

The movie pacing sucked, the final fight was lackluster, sets were boring, and music was blah.

I almost hope they make another movie just to redeem themselves on the unpolished crap they gave us.
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Should I go alone to a late night showing of this? I would likely be the only one in there and could watch with my penis out
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>>87184972
Nigger Roland for me made it a guaranteed no watch
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>>87184972

were roland's guns blue in the movie
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