>Bro, what if i make a carbon copy of nomadic raiders but

What was Karl Drogos tax policy?

>>87184531
80% of their women
80% of their wealth
100% of their lives

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>>87184436
>What is the land to the north called
The North

>What is the land to the west called
The Westerlands

>What is place where the king is called
King's Landing, in The Crownlands

>What is the western continent called
Westeros

>What is the eastern continent called
>Essos

>What is the narrow body of water between them called
The Narrow Sea

>>87184682
THE MORE SHE SHAT

>>87184682
>What are the primitive inhabitants of the wilderness beyond the wall called
Wildlings

>>87184682
its calle POETRY, i dont expect plebs like you to understand it....

>>87184772
>calle
called*

>>87184805
Is this the famous Calle that I keep getting captcha about?

>>87184682
>What is the area in the Northeastern part of the country called?
The Northeast

>What is the southern part of the country called?
The South

>What is the middle part of the country called around the west?
The Midwest

>What is the western coastal regoin of the country called?
The West Coast

>What is the place where President George Washington lived?
Washington.

>>87184644
a truly humble man he should be the one to sit on the iron throne.

>>87184877
>What is the place where President George Washington lived?
>Washington.
is this bait? I can't even tell on this board anymore

>>87184877
humans are such hacks, holy shit

>>87184877

why yes americans are very dumb thats what he was saying

>>87185029
racist pig

>>87184877
The South, Northeast, Midwest, and West Coast are REGIONS, not names of states or countries.
>What is the place where President George Washington lived?
>Washington
Jesus Christ

>>87184877
Kek

>>87184877
You can always spot the americans holy shit why are most of you so dumb

>>87184877
>>What is the place where President George Washington lived?
>Washington.

>>87185353
apart from the north, the rest of kingdoms have a very similar culture. They aren't countries, just realms of powerful lords. Nationalism as a concept doesnt exist

>>87185427
you can always spot the newfag redditors getting easily baited too

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>>87184877

>>87185717
They're seven separate Kingdoms that functioned independently of one another until two hundred or so years prior to the start of the story, you enormous showpleb.

>>87186011
sideways europe is fucking up my brain

>>87184877
>burger education

>>87186011
>rotating a map actually creates an interesting new world

what the fuck is going on here

>>87186011
Where is France

>>87186011
they undermine their own point by editing the map instead of just rotating it

>>87186349
they got SPAIN'D
>>87186415
it could just be brainfuck bait

A knight that happened to kill the king he was protecting
>kingslayer

So original

>>87186011
>europeons in charge of not being hacks

>it's not sir, it's ser lol
>not jeffrey, but joffrey
>not jamie but jaime :D:D
>not edward but eddard
>just puy some y's instead of i's in there, dude

>>87187143
isn't that a good method of making a fake old english dialect?

>>87184682
>What do we, the Dutch, call our big city that we hope to be our new-world version of Amsterdam
New Amsterdam
>What do I, the Duke of York, call New Amsterdam now that I've taken it from the dutch
New York

>>87187245
It is. And it fucking pisses me off.

>>87184682
>we've found a new land, what do we call it
Newfoundland

>dragon named drogon

>>87184682
that's usually the case though, look up etymologies some time.

>>87184436
it's actually even worse. the Mongols were expert archers, unlike the Dothraki who are more of unarmored knights and not even with long spears or pikes, just curved swords. Speaking of armor, the Mongols were very well armored as well and had gunpowder after conquering China, and even then they couldn't take Fortress Europa.

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>>87187609
???

>>87187653
kek, got me there

>>87184682

KEK

>>87184436

I think it's hysterical that his shitty books mirror the shitty show in that after he ran out of war of the roses source material to steal from, his books turn to shit, just like how the show turned to shit when they ran out of source material to steal from.

>>87187609
>and even then they couldn't take Fortress Europa.

Read a book, they would easily conquer all of the Europe if not for the internal conflicts.
Well I guess I least they raped the caliphate.

>>87187878
>easily
Reeeeee
read better books

>>87187609
I remember Maester Luwin telling Bran that Dothraki boys learn to fire arrows from horseback from a very young age. And they also showed this as >>87187653 pointed out.

Your other points are valid, though. The mongols actually had a very good army, equipped with siege machinery, armour and composite bows. They also used hit-and-run tactics, which the slower European knights could not counter. The dothraki just run into their enemies like retards.

>>87186011
Lol it took me a moment to realize that was Europe until i saw Italy

>>87187878
lol maybe you should? Plenty of Khans died and yes they would retreat, but they would show back up and take those lands after. They didn't with Europe because they couldn't.

>>87184682
It would be dumb if they were just random meaningless names taken out of thin air.

It's better when the names have etymology, unlike in a lot of fantasy where it's just made up shit with "-ia" on the end

>>87184682
>What is the place north of the Wall called?
Beyond the Wall

>What is the place where it's always snowing and cold called?
The Land of Always Winter

>>87188723
kino

>>87186011

>fjords designed by aliens

Is that an intentional Hitchkiker's guide to the galaxy reference?