The actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead is given to you by a movie

>>87177849
My snuff movie, in where she'll peg me, step on my dick, kick my balls, pee on my face, spit in my mouth and once she's bored choke me to death

>>87177849
I get a gopro and stalk Riley her ex-husband, everywhere he goes we go and pretend we're a lovey dovey couple.
I call it Breaking Point

she larps as yakub and kills all the blackness in black people

>>87177849
A movie about slavery. Elizabeth plays a slaver who enslaves a man(played by me) for the sole purpose of licking her butthole clean after she returns from the gym, everyday.

>>87177849
Alien remake

>>87177849
I'd buy a cheap camera and film her spreading her butthole and farting, then spend the rest of the cash on blow.

A documentary exploring the long term effects on feet that are cummed on daily.

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>>87177849
I'd probably just imax her butthole for 2 hours desu senpai

fuck my indie ass 2

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>>87178015
My man

>>87177849
we'll make a porno movie and only use a fraction of the money

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Into the Wild 2

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>>87177849
Would hire Riley to direct it.

"MEW Takes My Nut In Every Hole" featuring Mary Elizabeth WInstead as MEW and my dick as Muh Dick.

>Miss Winstead, have you ever heard the term "braaap"?

I get Aubrey Plaza to co star in a parody of a typical Cinema/Showtime soft core porno.

>mew gets sold a cursed hot tub
>mew and AP are neighbors and gym buddies
>after a day at the gym. they decide to relax in MEWs hot tub
>which makes people in it incredibly horny.
>so they seek release in each other.

>>87177849
me rimming her for 2 hours

Porn movie. Me and her for like three scenes. Then with various other pornstars since with a million dollar budget I can buy any number of them to participate. Each scene set up would have a callback to a previous scene. Final scene will be a meta deconstruction which has been done numerous times before in those Fluffer porn movies but I'd have amateur Jewish writers make it into something watchable.

I'd dedicate the film to her ex and have an image of him and her on a nightstand somewhere in the background. A nightstand would be in each location where sex takes place. The children's play area of a public park, the campus of that High School I was expelled from, the beach, a gym and a back alley.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays herself trying to imitate Tom Hardy, who is listening to both his higher ups at the movie studio and a greasy, neck-bearded drooling director trying to explain his twisted film ideas.

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Backdoor Sluts 9

>>87177849
I'd buy 4chan and turn the robot on for /tv/.

>>87178159
For 1 mil? He's the only one cheap enough.

>>87178473

you're a big guy

sfasfsfasfsffasff

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>>87178159
He made a good movie.

>>87178609
What a cuck

>>87177849
was she chick in yellow dress in Grindhouse Death Proof? hire quentin tarantino and make spin-off, telling story of her and that white car owner she was left with.

it's about her taking revenge on me for cheating on her with another girl, the first 30 minutes of the film is her tracking me down and holding me at gunpoint and tying me up, the following 1 and a half hours are just her sitting on my face and finally suffocating me to death, the end

>>87178717
>was she chick in yellow dress in Grindhouse Death Proof?
Why couldn't you fucking google this ahead of time? What the fuck is wrong with you?

The things I would do to her...

>>87177849
she should marry me on set ... but the whole procedure/ceremony would be run by real priest and contracts

>>87177849
a series of stuffing videos and an anthology of her weight gain, mostly her thighs and butt bursting out of her old clothes

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>>87177849
replace her with Daisy Ridley

and replace Daisy with Felicity Jones

>>87177849
My personal porn flick.
Starring: Me and her
/thread

>>87177849
Inside MEW, A Graphic Look

What's her foot game like?

take the money and ditch

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Porn. With me as the male lead.

>>87179054
a sane man in an insane world

>>87179611
didn't realize there were any black people on /tv/

>>87177900
This to be entirely honest

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>>87179793
I'm whiter than sour cream, buddy.

>>87177908
Kek

I'd call it Rebirth Of Riley. She'd be paid to watch as Riley fucks model after model until she eventually breaks down crying.

Facefarting porn
MEW gets $1 million salary

>>87177849
>>87179611
>>87179857
I'd hire myself as director and lead in our porno and hire Riley to hold the camera while I go to town on her.

>>87179444

>>87177978
fuark

documentary about 30+ woman leaving her husband

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Matt Stonie Biopic in which she eats just as much ass him, no stunt double

>>87177849

sex

>>87178013
I'd watch it

>>87177849
feature length cinematic episode of BLACKED

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>>87177900
Yeah pretty much this

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>>87177849
damn, young MEW was a qt

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>all these shit tier fetishes

>would probably tell me to fuck myself if I offered her the entire million
>also have to make a movie with the money

wat do

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3 hours of her spooning me

>>87181657
post your god-tier one

>>87181459
OP's pic isn't young MEW it's from this year

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16k-quality video footage of her armpits

>>87177849
A film where she wears blue contacts so I don't have to look at her poop colored soulless eyes.

>>87181798
well, she sometimes look old then

any good shots of her knee-pits lads?

If you think that I'm resourceful enough to make a good film with just $1 million then you're fucking retarded.

Unless I get AT LEAST $20 million, I'm just going to spend $1000 on a DSLR and give the rest of the money to MEW so she can fuck me on camera.

>>87177849
Only $1 mil budget? Just pay her to fuck for a month desu

>>87181816
>16k-quality video footage of her HAIRY armpits
Fixed that for you.
Also, buying every available supplement to increase cum size, quantity, quality and fertile potential.

>>87178159
lol this guy looks so low test

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>>87182337
>said that to my face

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>>87181855

ur gay

>>87181788
2hr pov shot where mew plays my mommy

>>87182543
too cliche on /tv/

>>87182647
mommy stuff is like the most basic fetish next to feet

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>mew's face when she browses this thread

>>87182395

he's exactly the kind of nu-male that was never into any sports at school but now is obsessed with MMA

>>87177849
probably make her watch me poop

>>87179054
fucking this

>>87182400
>canada leaf toque
cucked by the BCC again

>>87177849
>inb4 a bunch of lame ass posts about making a porn with her

You guys suck.

>>87183401
post your genius pitch then

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It's 2 hours and a half oneshot close-up of her face while she's sitting in a sybian.

I call it Regard. Aiming for Cannes.

>>87177849
The greatest Facial Abuse video ever made.

>>87183465
All I'm saying is don't be a fucking hack.

Scott Pilgrim 2 with me playing Scott

>>87182914
>>87179655
thanks

>>87185138
Post more of that fine British ass, you fuck.

Can someone come photoshop her into Mew or Mew II

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>>87185226
watch your language

Medea or Antigone

>>87177849
A porno.

>>87182858
say what you want, he'd still beat the shit out of you, you fucking mouth breather

>>87177849
I film myself inseminating her so she finally fucking bears children before she becomes infertile.
Gas the feminists, patriarchy now.

>>87177849
The Joy of Sex: The Movie!

>>87178440
Oh fugggg

>>87186065
would lick endlessly/10

Unironically a surreal jap style splatter horror with le psychological tweest ending

>100 posts
>ctrl-f "blacked"
>only 1 find
Is the meme finally over?

>>87177849
the most expensive foot fetish JOI you ever done seen

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>>87186354
Thank fuck.
captcha related

>>87177849
documentary about people that lost an eye in a freak accident

"Infinite Jest", not the book, the James Incandenza film as described.

The perspective will be as if the viewer in a pram/baby carriage. The film is basically MEW leaning into frame as the 'mother', apologising over and over and over again on a loop.

post her butt

>>87178201
>a parody of a typical Cinema/Showtime soft core porno.
That sounds more like it's played straight

>>87177849
where's the dude with 40 MEW webms ?

>>87186966
jail

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>>87177900

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>>87179857
giv thighs gf

"artistic" movie "about love and sensuality" with me as the lead male

>>87177849
The Big Shoe

>>87177849
Screw the money, I just want her.

>>87177849
A drama about a homeless woman's journey from winnipeg to london, ontario

Black Ass Fuckers 2

>>87177849
IRREVERSIBLE HALLWAY SCENE

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>>87187557
>london, ontario
Why the fuck would anybody want to go there

>>87177849
Most expensive porn movie ever.

how is the correct answer to this not pay her $1 million for sex?

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>>87186966

>>87178609
what kind of mentally ill, degenerate cuckold would film their own wife doing this

>>87177849
Legal Porno interracial triple anal penetration with pissing in her gaping asshole.

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>>87177849
THEY CALL HER ONE EYE

>>87183514
Stoya is so fucking annoying, always with that shitty smile and laughing when she gets fucked

horrible actress.

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>>87177849

Movie about slutty female desperate for fame who leaves her loyal long time husband and the misery you can see him go through on his Instagram as she gets more popular and stops spending time with him then eventually leaves him and uses some nice PR talk about how they will still be cool while she's off fucking Chad Producers and getting gang banged so she can star in the next hollywood blockbuster

>>87188594
>Most expensive porn movie ever.
with only 1 million, You wont be even close.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film)

>>87187557
london is ontario's crackhouse

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>>87177849
i've never dropped a waifu this hard in my life.

Riley didn't deserve it.

>>87188834
sorry wrong link, meant part 2 with 8 million budget
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_II:_Stagnetti%27s_Revenge

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>>87188773

>>87188905
>>87188834
Nah, I would start having kids with her. Then I would have more kids with our kids, and sell the girls that grow up. I only need 30 years.

>>87187557
>ontario
Why the fuck would anybody want to go there

why did no one watch braindead for her?

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>>87189067

i did

>>87188871

15 year marriage down the tubes as soon as she starts getting in bigger movies and tv shows and you can see him progressively try to looksmax himself taking up MMA to try to compensate for her status going above his own...brutal and now all his pictures are of dogs and and alleys and bathroom toilets

>>87177849
Fargo season 3 prequel where she's a whore and she finds clever ways to make more money from her "clients". Toward the end, she meets her match or through "cosmic intervention" gets around to finally meeting Ray

Yeah that'd be like $990,000

The extra $1,000 would be a full penetration porn re enactment of that scene in Fargo season 3 where Ray bangs Nikki (Mary) with the orange wig on, except it's all between her and me, and I'd be banging Nikki as Ray. Also it's be POV and last over three hours.

someone post that webm of her juicy legs while wearing nothing but a long button shirt