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Stark Kids edition
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dany
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504281170987.webm

Is this kino?
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forth
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THIS PIE IS DRY
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BRING
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Reminder that Cers 9/11-ing a church was the best moment in the show
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>>87175297
what's the purpose of these posts? I understand you're trying to shitpost but i don't see the comedy.
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/ourparents/ in lq
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dany
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>>87175394
plebbit please go
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>>87175390
It saved the show from being too boring for normies to continue watching, but the fact that there's been no backlash over it is retarded.
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CIA caca
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>>87175349
K I N O
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>>87175388
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>>87175398
Fuck off, Joffrey/Tommen/Mrycella you are dead.
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>>87175225
You could tell they bullied Theon even back then.

I bet they mock him on the set for having no penis.
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>4chan memes have devolved into putting a lens flair over the eyes of a character and then typing something in capitals vaguely reminiscent of something they might say
I actually find it funny though, especially Robertposting
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Which scene would you trade for the Myrish swamp one?
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More leaks, your grace?
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>>87175372
BESSIE
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Reminder that Jaime is Azor Ahai as confirmed by Jojen Reed and his right hand on fire.
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>>87175710
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>>87175710
I remember Bessie
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>>87175599
>not Knowing its called bobbyposting
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>>87175599
It's still miles ahead of the truly antiquarian memes, which consisted of putting black outlined impact font over pictures of mudkip or what have you.
Maybe the more Romantic or Realist period of memes, such as existed in the height of the Pepe period, were more accessible, but I like the new post-post-ironic style with its return to inaccessibility and incomprehensibility.
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>>87175710
>>87175752
>>87175724
>>87175372
>thanking gods for this shit
do you get hard seeing gurms mantits and punchable mug too?
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Gods, I was a boar then.
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>tfw they dress Cersei in black because she's evil
>but they dress Daenerys in black too because she's fat now
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Aaaggghhh...
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>>87175599
go away
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>>87175541
literally not one of those characters bullied Theon.
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>>87175834
Other than doing her face no favours with that haircut and acting like she's not fat, she's got Bessie-like qualities.
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>>87175541
Ironically he's the only Stark to have shown their dick on camera.
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>>87175841
you're not very subtle
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>>87175834
i get hard when you go back to
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>>87175806
Absolutely. It might be simple, but a mere lens flair and re colouration would be far too much to ask of your average normie. Even out low effort shit tier memes are too much for them.
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>>87175599
true, partly, those are not 4chan memes. Those memes where made by redditors in 4chan.
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>>87175394
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the titcow was posting it's selfies here, bobbyposters just went with it
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>>87175868
And Lancel is the only Lannister to do that
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>>87175225
Is that Jon on the right
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AAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH
LORD STANNIS HELP MEEEEEEE
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>>87175888
I unironically believe memes are testing the boundaries of language in the new internet-soaked world. Without using the old format of language and imagery directly, each AAARGH or Bobbypost is able to influence the communal mind on a more musically-tuned level than the brick-like effect of adding words upon words.
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>>87175225
Robb> Theon > Sansa > Arya > Bran
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>>87175872
I wasn't being subtle.
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Are those "season 8 script" leaks real?
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More choices that don't matter, your grace?
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>>87175349
Nah, the I need a hero charge one is kino
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>>87175887
>>87175427
reddit is a cesspool of beta pigfuckers
kys
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>>87176010
So let me get this straight.

Forresters are basically Stark knock-offs fighting Whitehills who are Bolton knock-offs?
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>>87175887
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aarghh..
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>>87175891
At least Bobbyposting has something else going on than simply posting a picture of the actor.

Then again Daenerys had absolutely 0 memorable sentences or speeches in the show, because she's a shit character. Robert saying "the WHOOOOOOOORE is pregnant" is more interesting than her whole character
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>>87175994
That's Jon, not Bran
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>>87175996
evidently
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>>87175905
RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR-KUUUN WHERE IS YOUR HOOOOONEEERUUUUU
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>>87176031
Yeah, it's just shite fanfiction written by someone who's clearly only watched the show.
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>>87175887
Virgin
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>>87176031
>AYO HOL UP
>so you saying we wuz Starks n Boltons n sheet
The Stark-Bolton relationship isn't an accurate comparison, more like Stark-Lannister/
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>>87175599
its lame as fuck
and like every forced meme its annoying
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DABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID FINISH MY SEEEERIES FOR ME
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"He was no stag. Wine cannot kill a stag."
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>>87176031
Whitehills aren't really knock-offs of anyone. They're still shit, but it's hard to make them a direct parallel to any other family like you can with the Forresters.
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>>87176048
THIS
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post GoT nostalgia

>you now remember when hating Olly was a huge normie meme
>you now remember when everyone from the show was trying to convince people that Jon wasn't coming back
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>>87176089
>>87176111
>"You Forresters have shit on us for generations. Well now the Starks are no longer around to have your back, are they? We're the power in the North now."

Really seem like Bolton knock-offs.
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test
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>>87176139
No, they aren't really edgy sadists.

And Gryff is more of a Joffrey.
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>>87176139
Lord Whitehill is a caring family man, with shits to give
Roose the Goose may definitely have been one before his son died, but rn he's naught but a stone cold motherfucker.
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>>87176106
T. DAENARYS VIRGIN
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>>87176139
Not really. That's more of a Frey line. Boltons are far edgier, and Roose and Ramsey don't seem to hold any hard feelings towards the Starks despite the family history. They're just moving in on an opportunity.
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>>87176031
No, Whitehills are not even discout Boltons. Also, actual Boltons are present in the game, and Ramsey is even more fucking annoying than he is in the show.

https://youtu.be/KfaWfL6R7Gc
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Azor Petyr
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>>87176048
actually bobbyposting inspired me to watch his scenes on yt recently
god Daenerys is so bland compared to Robert it's not even funny, just him saying 'Lancel' with the utter disdain made me chuckle, similar with the Spice King guy, she just can't compete
It was a similiar feeling when Walder unmasked and revealed Arya, there's just this drop in quality
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>>87176213
>stab Ramsay
>nothing happens
>don't stab Ramsay
>nothing happens

woooow
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>>87175719
kek there's more symbolism than that m8.

Arthur Dayne the only person Jaime wanted to be is duel wielding. Victarions magical fire hand. The order of the fiery hand in the red priest religion. Jojens fire hand when saying that we'll know the end. Jon killing the first dead man that dies with reaching into the fire, killing it and burning his hand in the process. in the dragon pit before jon stabs the walker with dragon glass he raises a severed hand engulfed in flames. in the cave painting when showing the three heads of the dragon the man on the lefts hand is just like jaimes. severed and replaced.

also jaimes king arthur influences. wants to be just like arthur. sires an evil kid with his sister just like arthur. has love triangle just like arthur. gwen and lancelot, cersei and lancel. and has a shady conception story.

look at the guy on the left in pic related.

also

gold hand = āeksion ondos
lord light = āeksio ōños

but yea look at pic related hand. the guy on the left
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>>87175225
Top Tier Chad Houses
>Baratheon
>Lannister
>Greyjoy
>Selmy
>Dayne
>Redwyne
>Targaryen until Jahaerys II
>Blackfyre
>Velaryon
>Dondarrion
>Tarly
>Manwoody
>Yronwood
>Uller
>Wyll
>Osgrey
>Webber
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>>87176258
>just him saying 'Lancel' with the utter disdain made me chuckle
Because he's actually acting and can do more than one facial expression that doesn't rely on his brows dancing like a negro with his pants down
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>>87176259
Telltale GoT is bad even by Telltale standards. Though Rodrik is a good character stuck in a bad game.
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>>87176258
RIP
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>>87176196
>>87176211
Which reminds me.

Are the Boltons the Randy Orton of GoT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSefgWp3Jg

Even his edgy theme is fitting for Roose or Ramsay, but I think more Roose because he's cold and calculating while Ramsay is just a plain edgelord.
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>>87176305
Yeah. Most choices boil down to the same outcome, which is really annoying. And many choices that you'd think were important didn't even matter at all other than some bullshit "x will remember that".
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>>87176298
Is there a Burlington Video to Roberts/Ned death?
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>>87175973
>>>/reddit/
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>>87175225
In Season 5... if the sin of the "gambler" is that he doesn't pay back when the people he insured die, why are we shown a scene where he rejects a dangerous proposal? Shouldn't he accept it, because he's not going to pay back anyway? Were they afraid we wouldn't understand he was a dick?
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>>87176290
Why Osgrey and Webber?
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The early seasons
>plot holes everywhere
>small inconsistencies, only noticeable by those looking
>failure at condensing book timelines
>le sex scenes provide immersion
>terrible acting, only they managed to hold a couple decent ones (ned, robert)
>terrible direction

Late seasons
>plot holes everywhere
>inconsistency a little more noticeable since they have to use the convoluted mess of the books
>love making is implied, time is used for plot advancement instead
>sex scene with john and daneres is useful and not too prolonged as to appeal to erotic attention
>terrible acting, without the good ones.
>terrible directing

Lets just face it. Game of thrones has been the same shithole since day one, the only thing that changed was more noticeable inconsistencies and a couple B or C list actors
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>>87176326
HEY

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

Also Dany is the Triple H of GoT
>tons of titles that she constantly uses
>shits up every segment she's in
>constantly main eventing despite other people being way better
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>>87176360
They were Chads in Dunk and Eggs Story
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>>87176345
No idea, I never watched any of that reaction video bullshit anyway.
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>>87176403
Ah, haven't read them yet, I was actually about to start the audiobook version the other day in the gym, but I forgot.
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>>87176363
I prefer seasons 6 and 7 to whatever came earlier desu. They feel more kino and focused.
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>autistic retards sperging out in every thread
>someone asks why, why are you so retarded
>they get told to go back to plebbit
>meanwhile they have 6 different tabs of plebbit open, unable to contain their own drool
these generals are the worst thing on this board
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>>87176428
Really good story you should look into it
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>>87176395
I'd also say Show Euron is Cult of Personality CM Punk while Book Euron is Straight Edge Society CM Punk.

But yung Robert might also fit for early HHH.

>warhammer
>big guy
>best buds with Ned Stark (HBK)

Spot on for Dany and her titles though.
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I am one of those lunatic that ship Ramsey and Reek. I watch a bunch of weird anime so Game of Thrones never disturbed me.
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>>87176487
Same. Watching anime helped me get used to seeing weird ships. LOL that is a kinda crazy ship, but its cool. whenever i see people who things like Ramsey and Reek, i know most of the are doing it just for fun. ^_^
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>>87176345

Reaction videos only became a thing after the Red Wedding
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>>87176443
>T. DAENARYS VIRGIN
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>>87176472
Any other obvious comparisons?
>Taker - Mountain
>Kane - Hound


Young Robert could either be earlier Triple H, or current Brock Lesnar because of sheer strength.
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>>87175710
>>87175752
>>87175724
>>87175372
>>87175851

Don't fall for the old trickeroo. You look at her and think "Damn gurl, I'll love to give you a serving of man gravy across those yorkshire puddings" but then you get her back to the bedroom and she takes her top off, revealing that it has acted as a sort of floodgate to her rolls by containing and shaping them.

Once the floodgate has opened it's already over, the overwhelming stench of cream cheese and mackerel overwhelm your senses and your eyes begin to water. Her big puddings are a thing of the past as the truth is revealed in the dimly lit bedroom, her tits sag down to her belly button and her areolas are like two giant pieces of expired salami.

All you can do is just lay back and hum the opening theme while she slobbers over your cock like a dehydrated horse when it reaches a river.
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>He came running at me, the dumb redditor, thinking he could end the Bobbyposting with a single *cringe*. I BTFO him with the BOOOOOOAR. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his WHOOOORE. Probably shattered every rib she had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Reddit! Reddit".
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>>87176472

Are New Japan the white walkers?
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>>87175225
Does Euron have THE WORLD in the show?
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>>87176575
Kek
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>>87176552
Tywin is spot-on for Vince and Cersei for Stephanie.
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>>87176532
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>>87176613
Who is JOHN CENA
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>>87176443
maybe that's the point
autists were sperging why is so many /got/ threads, now they spamming these shit to /got/ to disassemble

autism maximum
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>>87176613
That would make Triple H the Jaime.
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>>87176261
reminder this is an obligatory post and pic related
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MOOOORRRRRREE
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>>87176648
>it can't possibly be people who just find it amusing
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>>87176613
>>87176649

No, Bobby is Trips.

Marries the daughter of the guy with the real power and gets given everything on a plate and goes over everyone in tourney melees.

Jaime is Shane
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>>87176130
>darth Sansa walks down the stairs
>'Sansa Stark has joined the game'
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>>87176670
that's not the real quote is it?
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>>87176258
Even the "History and Lore" videos with his voice are the best
"MURDER????!!! TI WAS WAAAR!!.... It was waaaaaar."
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>>87176609
>Bobby Chad who shows his face to the foe who he will crush vs. Virgin who conceals his face out of fear
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>>87176724
That's the beauty of the meme.
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>>87175225
>no Babby Isaac

gay
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>>87176645
Jon Snow for sure.

>goes on about muh honor hustle loyalty respect
>never loses
>always overcomes the odds no matter how unrealistic
>always pushed to the front of the card

>>87176704
In that case Joffrey is perfect for an edgier Seth Rollins. Not sure who the rest of the Shieldettys are though.
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>>87176111
I think there is an element of Lannister (matriarch died in or around childbirth causing patriarch to become a cunt and eldest son joined the Citadel so can't inherit) and Bolton.
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>>87176724
You want a real quote?

"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."

"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"

"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".

"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."

>"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."

"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."

"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

t. GURM
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>>87176609
There's even the detail of the gems on Raeghar's armor
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>>87176776
What medieval literature (if any) do you think GRRM has read?
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>>87176776
>like a constipated fat man straining to shit
This is inspired by GURM's daily routine isn't it?
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Still my favorite scene in all of GOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj72-2TkX9Q
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>>87176776
I'll give you everything else but there's no way that darkstar line is meant to be taken seriously. all he does is talk about how awesome he is and at the first sign of trouble he slashes a little girl's face and runs away
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>>87176824
idk, Ken Follett? seems like the kind of raunchy, edgy grimderp shit he likes.
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>>87176863
>he slashes a little girl's face and runs away

And fails to do serious harm.

The Most Dangerous Man In Dorne, indeed.
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>>87176864
I meant IRL medieval literature, not modern-day post-Tolkien American raunch-tragedy.
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>>87176261
who's the other two? Jaime, Jon and...?
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>>87176894
Probably none.
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>>87176921
Has he even read Tolkien?
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>>87176261
One is short AF, the other is really actually kinda skinny, so maybe like reverse Sam?
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>>87176897
jaime jon and dany.

the the heads of the THREE dragons were jon, dany and cersei. ( head of the dragon comes from king arthur mythos. his father uther pendragon meant uther head dragon ) it just means the leader of the body etc. if the people were the body the leader was the head.

but jons bent the knee and jaime despite cerseis betrayal has rode north to represent southern interests even if he is doing so alone.

so the three dragons are now one dragon with three leaders. three heads to the dragon.
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>>87176951
Yes. He thinks he's better than Tolkien because he writes about diarrhea and incest and whores and uses words like cunt and butt, which supposedly makes it more realistic.
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>>87176858
Ah, back when they still included minor characters who would do their bit for the plot and move on rather than be conflated into a super-character or get shipped seven ways with other minor characters.
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>>87176261
What's around Jaimie's leg in that case?
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>>87176566
kek
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>>87177012
The appeal of GoT was the focus on medieval politics rather than muh dragons and ice zombies. The minute it became dragons and ice zombies, it lost its original audience.
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>>87176951
"Ah, ha ha, *munch, munch* ol' J.R.R., didn't, ah, see you come in! -burp- No please, please, [smack] sit down, sit down, there' something we, (pant) need to talk about. *farts* Heavens excuse me, oh ho! Well getting down to 'brass tacks' - or brass tax, I might say SNORT! - yes, well I was sitting, counting the money coming in from, slurp, my show - terribly taxing ah yes? - when the thought occurred me, watching that money from my award-winning show... [belch] from my, (siiippp) award, award, awar... sorry, I lost my breath, award-winning books, that I [chews] that I can't seem to recall you mentioning [more chewing] anything about Gondor's *blows nose* taxation policy. Surely I must have -releases one long wet smelly fart - missed it while glancing through the pages (cough). You did [scratches ballsack] say something about it, right? Sales tax? (sweats) Value-added tax? *licks lips* Don't just sta - oh my my heart - stand there my man, out with it! Surely the, the thought has crossed your mind?! -chuckles until accidental urination-"
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>>87176767
Dean could be that one Lannister who smashed the beetles
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>>87177047
his hand holding a dagger? or the two dots? i dont know maybe twins? or because if it's around hit leg foot it represents that he may be vidar also other than tyr.

if bran is fenrir the winged wolf of ragnarok who is bound to a cave by tyr the the one handed champion of humanity. the winged wolf dies by vidar with a special boot who steps on the lower jaw and rips his head apart with his strength.

the theta symbol in the middle obviously represents the funeral pyre which was the same shape so it's dany in the middle
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>>87177137
Honestly the first 3-4 seasons of GoT were nice because there was pretty much nothing fantasy-like about them and it was way more realistic and down to earth. Obviously besides Dany having dragons
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>>87177047
>>87177192
but yea the dots may be meaningless. or at least something we can't really pick up on at the moment.
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>>87177137
Even the politics, he copied from Europe history
Look how he managed to write Deanerys into a corner with Meereen and other cities, when he has little to copy from
>>87177012
He seems to really consider himself an artist, but at the end of the day he's just a craftsman who managed to find a large audience. I doubt many people would return to or remember the books 15+ years from now
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>>87175225
You are sentenced to death and have to chose a Champion to fight for you!
All in their Prime.

>Prime Bobby Baratheon
>Rickard Stark
>Rhaegar Targaryen
>Stannis Baratheon
>Aegon I. (Without Dragons)
>Maekar Targaryen
>Oberyn Martell
>Lyonnel Baratheon
>Knight of the Laughing Tree
>Gregor Clegane
>Bronn of the Blackwater
>Daemon Blackfyre
>Blackfish
>Randyll Tarly
>Jeor Mormont
>Meagor Targaryen
>Ducan the Tall
>Jaime Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Brienne of Tarth
>Loras Tyrell
>Barristan Selmy
>Lann the Clever
>Theon Greyjoy
>Ramsay Bolton
>Bronce Jon Royce
>Jon Arryn
>Ned Stark
>Arthur Dayne
>Victarion Greyjoy
>Jorah Mormont
>Gerold Dayne
>Meryn Trant
>Syrio Forell
>Euron Greyjoy
>Robb Stark
>Jon Snow
>Lancel Sevenstar Lannister
>Orys Baratheon
>Corlys Velaryon
>Harren the Black
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>>87177237
>>87177192
Well was talking about the two dots, the other couple symbols are things we've seen the WW do with bits of corpses in the past
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Fucking hate le backstabbing politics meme.
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>>87177342
>all in their prime
I choose fire :^)

seriously though I would pick Ser Barristan.
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>>87177342
>Meryn Trant
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>>87177344
dany had same shape in funeral pyre. can't remember if it's called theta symbol or not but could be her in the middle.

but my guess is it's jaime on the left, daenerys in the middle and jon on the right.
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>>87177344
It's probably some Westworld-like Maze bullshit
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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
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>>87177137
The show stopped being about medieval politics because the book plot was no longer available as a template to copy, but more importantly, because D&D used more and more of their "creative freedom" to delete and conflate into irrelevance the small background characters of the books who became part of the slow-burning plot of the most recent book. That's why we got no Lady Stoneheart, no Stannis, and an absolutely butchered Dorne plot.

>>87177394
Good choice.
Runners up would be:
>Dayne
>Oberyn
>Clegane
>Bobby
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>>87177233
Yeah that was the appeal of GoT, even in the books you have a bigger focus on the court politics of King's Landing. The entire court won't go up in a wildfire explosion and he won't be cutting characters like crazy, that's for certain.

I don't even dislike LOTR, I love it as its own thing. A fantasy adventure story. I'm just sad that's what GoT has become. The name of the show 'Game of Thrones' is even a misnomer at this point. There are no medieval politics at play. No anything.
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>>87177418
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>>87177418
MERYN FUCKING TRANT
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>>87177472
kys
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>>87177521
>>87177523
Exactly, he's shit, that's why I said
>Meryn Trant
Why is he on the list?
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>>87177521
Back when he tried to make his accent more like Highlander.
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>>87177423
Oh yeah, kind of (the lines in inner and outer circle are perpendicular)
spiral thing was both WW and CotF
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>>87177486
There was still a lot of the book to use. As you said, Stannis' story in the books is way bigger. Lady Stoneheart, Dorne's plot which could've been introduced as its own separate thing with its own characters' stories (same way King's Landing, the Wall, Meereen were separate) but nah lets butcher Stannis' characters and kill him off like a chump and do the same to Littlefinger a few seasons later. Oh and let's blow up all the interesting King's Landing court characters in a giant explosion.
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Cast her, reddit
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>>87177575
Dothraki horse cock slave.
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>>87177418
>>87177342
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What are some fantasy themed books you liked or like, /got/?

I'm reading through Acts of Caine and it's pretty solid even if the MC is more or less a mary sue
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>>87177460
Eh, at least spiral can be a simple "primitive-cultures-symbolism" thing and whatnot
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>>87175508
i feel you deserve a (you)
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>>87177342
Jaime Lannister when he had his hand
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>>87175453

This really annoyed me too, I'd at least think the Maesters would MENTION it. She napalmed the Vatican, and no one's even gone "that was a bit bonkers, that".

Maybe she told everyone it was a gas leak?
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>>87177546
A joke reference more like.

>>87177572
D&D probably thought they could skip the red herring/sideshow plots, except for their pet Dorne butchering, (even though people loved Stannis and everyone wanted Lady Stoneheart), and skip ahead to the end-game of dragons vs ice zombies, but they realised they ran out of book-relevant character plotlines to make the story more than "Jon and Dany go full high-fantasy".
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>>87177342
Prime Bobby
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>>87177521
>>87177523
>>87177611
Only time we hear the Hound laughing, ever
That says a lot
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>>87177670
>uhhh Cersei what happened to the sept?
>"nerve gas"
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>>87176305
Rodrik is the best
>coming back from the dead
>taking back the castle from Gryff
>sex with Elaena
>throwing the cane into the fire
>calling Ludd's bluff
>"I'm going to kill that man"
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>>87177670
>What happened to the High Sparrow?
>He was poisoned by our enemies
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>>87176130

MY KNEES ARE BENDING ON THEIR OWN!
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>>87177767
Stannis was poisoned by his enemies.
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>>87176130
you now remember when everyone wanted Jaimie fucking dead
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>>87177575
are you going to post this every thread? nobody cares about worst emma
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>>87177791
Why was Stannis so autistic that he killed Renly without even thinking twice about it?
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>>87177791
Foookin saved
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>>87177342
Man I love this picture
Bobby looks like a Bulldozer before he hits Rhaegar with the force of 100 furious Baratheons
Imagine the scene in DBZ when Gohan together with Goku from Heaven vaporizes Cell
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>>87177825
He presumably thought that the vassals of the Stormlands and possibly the Tyrells would side with him if Renly was out of the way, and in moral terms he viewed Renly's opposition to him and his rightful claim as morally equivalent to killing him.
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>>87177633
yea I thought the wierwoods were just hot spots or hubs on ley lines and the spirals were just primitive decoration for ritual and respect sake.
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I can imagine the Night King watching the curly bimbo idling in these empty forests, him slowly sneaking up behind her through the shadows of the busy trees. Naturally the idiotic frog girl will be unaware of her surroundings, she knows the foolish masses just love her caring persona and the attention is like a drug for the otherwise lonely girl.
That doesn't matter to me though, the Night King's goal is her body and pride and he must take both.
The Night King will approach the huntress from her blind spot, silent and unnoticeable to the untrained eyes and ears. One of his favorites: a really blunt ice mallet, is a fast, precise weapon and especially effective against unprepared adventurers that do not even think about carrying the local cheap helmets with them. Meera will fall asleep immediately, and in that same moment he instruct his wights to grab her unconscious body and ride them both into a shady, abandoned corner of the forest.

cont
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>>87177937
Did he not love his brother? Was it because he was a homosex?
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>>87177937
The Tyrells would've sided with him if he proposed marrying Margaery and set aside the Florents.
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>>87177968
..far away from the eyes of potential saviors.
The Night King and Meera all alone in the dark groves, he has been waiting for this moment for a long time. He'll rip off the little cloth covering her medium sized udders and start slapping them, one, two, three .... fifteen times until she regains consciousness.
Awoken from the pain of her bruised tits, he will turn her attention to her by whipping his 10 inch icy cold wight dick across her shocked face, Meera will at this point undoubtedly open her lewd mouth to scream for help. There are no cameras in Westeros, friend, you will hear stories of it, It will become a legend that would echo across time
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So is the undead dragon spitting out fire with higher concentration of oxygen?
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>>87176776
>women actually enjoy these passages unironically

Daily reminder female readers are unintelligent, hormones-driven beasts of lust who only care for sex and relationship plots.
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>>87177342
I choose EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>87176776
>"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

This one always gets me
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>>87178086
i shappose
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>>87178035
It doesn't have to make sense anon. The blue fire is just fitting for a wight dragon and that's why they went with it.
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>goblin stabbed repeatedly in the gut
>jumps into sewer and lives
>yara held at knife-point, theon jumps into the sea
>both live
>jaime literally face-to-face with pissed off fire-breathing dragon
>bronn tackles him into the water and both live

Maybe the reason Littlefinger got iced is because he didn't swim so good?
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>>87177974
He "loved" his brother in the way he loved his other brother, but he probably thought Renly's weakness and sodomy was more pathetic than Robert's foolhardiness and WHOOORING, which he would have seen as being more due to stupidity on Robert's part.

>>87177983
Possibly. They were eager to use Margery when they sided with the Lannisters.
If Renly had not tried to become king, a marriage between him and Margery may have formally supported the Tyrell-Stannis alliance, though probably not in practical terms, given how hard Stannis is to sway.
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>d&d try to shove arya&daenerys down our throats because 'muh wymyn power'
>all the best characters turn out to be men, even according to female viewers
pottery
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>>87178150
It always becomes shit when it's forced. If they don't get over organically, people will boo them.
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>>87178133
Well remember, the Tyrells didn't go to the Lannisters. It was the other way around. Tyrells were waiting for a good offer from either Stannis or the Lannisters, or even Robb Stark. Stannis expected them to just bend the knee and follow along for nothing.
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>>87178037
It was GRRM who wrote this rubbish.

>>87178150
Margery was unironically the best female character (in the show at least).
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>>87177342

Maegor Targaryen

>turns up on Baelor the Black Dread
>kills the opposing champion
>burns the entire prosecution to death
>kills a further ten thousand smallfolk just because

Jobs a good'un.
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>>87178200
>It was GRRM who wrote this rubbish.
To appeal to women. It's the Big Bang Theory all over again.
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>>87177155
Fuck you, Ice dragon breath can't melt steel beams. It is known.
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its really hard to keep up with this shit sometimes but when euron showed up and did whatever he did to lead the greyjoys he says hes going to give the dragon bitch boats to sail to westeros and his big cock.

i dont remember what happened with that exactly. did cersei somehow get word to euron and convince him to side with her?
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>>87177288
Like LOTR isn't a copy of European mythology and history. Get real.

>>87177288
>He seems to really consider himself an artist, but at the end of the day he's just a craftsman who managed to find a large audience. I doubt many people would return to or remember the books 15+ years from now
GRRM on Tolkein and himself:
“I think there are two types of writers, the architects and the gardeners. The architects plan everything ahead of time, like an architect building a house. They know how many rooms are going to be in the house, what kind of roof they're going to have, where the wires are going to run, what kind of plumbing there's going to be. They have the whole thing designed and blueprinted out before they even nail the first board up. The gardeners dig a hole, drop in a seed and water it. They kind of know what seed it is, they know if planted a fantasy seed or mystery seed or whatever. But as the plant comes up and they water it, they don't know how many branches it's going to have, they find out as it grows. And I'm much more a gardener than an architect.”
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>>87178258
>To appeal to women.
Sometimes when I try to understand a person’s motives, I play a little game. I assume the worst. What’s the worst reason they could possibly have for saying what they say and doing what they do. Then I ask myself: how well does that reason explain what they say and what they do? Face it, GRRM gets off on this shit.
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>>87178258
GRRM doesn't do that you liberal cuck
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>>87175394
Since when do you need a justification for posting something beautiful?
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>>87178321
>start reading some book that was apparently rated highly
>one of the first chapters
>dude spent like 2-3 pages describing a naked body of a woman

I seriously don't mind sex scenes or anything like that but if it's only to fill author's sexual fantasies, it's hard to read
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>>87178287
While he was giving a 30-second speech about how he was going to do that, Yara and Theon left with half the iron fleet and got to Mereen before he had even set sail.
Because heaven forbid we have good and bad characters on the same side.
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>>87178388
>>87178321
>>87178287
fuck off libcucks
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>>87178379
When people have sex on film, do they actually shag? Did Kit's willy actually go inside her?
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>>87178439
yea they fuck but they get paid so it's not the same
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If GRRM wrote his sex scenes for women, they'd be more interesting and fit better into the pace of the story.
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>>87178321
Sometimes, I do too, but only if it involves dirty things with vaginas

>>87178334
Maybe, but don't tell me Dany isn't Mary Sue as fuck.
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>>87178321
Definitely this. The sex scene between Asha and her underling fuckboy was ridiculous, literally 5 straight pages of nothing but descriptions of their fucking and how she likes it when he does rape role playing and how wet she gets as he cuts her pants off and tells her she doesn't have a choice.
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>>87178439
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>>87177342
Dayne is the most OP character out there that isn't magical, non-human or physics law-defying monster like the Cleganes. GURM even admitted that Selmy would lose to Dayne. And Jaime is confident he can beat almost anyone except Selmy, who can't defeat Prime Dayne.
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ebil man turned sista against sista
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>>87178498
*teleports behind Dayne*
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daily reminder
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>>87178484
Wtf do you expect? It's medieval shit, it's not a story for children.
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>>87177342
Either Robert or Dayne.

Robert was a god damn monster in the books. He was 6'6 and wielded a two handed war hammer that was too heavy for most men to use effectively. Even Ned, who while small was able to use Ice at Pyke which is a massive great sword, couldn't comprehend actually trying to fight with it.
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>>87178389
ohhhh that makes sense i guess thanks
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>>87178427
I'm not a libcuck, quite the opposite actually, I just don't like seeing that kind of scenes when it does nothing to progress the plot or mean anything significant
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>>87176552
>Foley - Oberyn
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>>87178542
Why did he age so badly?
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>>87178549
I'm my saying I have a problem with it I popped a chub myself reading it. Shame they made her into a plain Jane lesbian in the show when in the books she can't get enough cock to satisfy her and constantly has men literally rape her to satisfy her insatiable desire for dick.

Asha's the kind of woman in the books you probably couldn't even threaten with sexual torture since she'd probably get off to it.
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>>87178498
Dayne is unbeatable only with the Sword of the Morning without it it's more like 50/50 for Selmy

I'd also give Bobby B+warhammer a 25/75 chance against Dayne without the Sword of the Morning.
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>>87178439
It's differs. Most of the time no. Especially if either actors have jealous girl/boyfriends.

I'm getting a raging hard-on by thinking about Kit fucking Emilia, full vaginal penitration, infront of his girlfriend Leslie Rose. He's just cucking her, and she can't do anything but watch as Emilia's o-face and moans evolve into orgasmic full-body jerks and violent banshee screams.
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>>87178603
He ran out of scooby snacks.
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>>87178543
Rhaegar is supposed to be the ultimate Chad. That guy is ugly.

Same with the girl. She looks plain.
We are talking about the girl that men started a war over. Hire prettier actors DABID.
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Azor Jaime
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>>87178652
t. virgin
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>>87178246
Only 1vs1 but Maegor was a lunatic beast so it's still a good call
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>>87177342
>dayne
>baristan
>oberin (if im not vs the mountain)
>prime bobby
>syrio forel (with armor and a sword)
im sure all this choices could beat the mountain or equals
and yes i chose syrio because he sure is a good swords man
in the books he fucks up 3 city watchmen at the same time before the kings guard fucks him up because of the armor diference.
im sure he could dodge mountain and stab him between armor gaps etc.
my opinion is the ultimate here some barbar to convince you
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>>87178660
One of the few kino moments this season
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>>87177342
NOT PRINCE AEMON THE DRAGON KNIGHT THE BEST FIGHTER WESTEROS EVER HAD OKAAAAAY
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>>87178652
>Rhaegar is supposed to be the ultimate Chad
Huge difference between dreamy prince and ultimate Chad. Dreamy prince is what Rhaegar is, which is to say the least, a twink that's into things that girls find endearing, like dancing or playing the harp. Chads plain don't give a fuck.
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>Any Dayne, no matter how distantly related they are to House Dayne, can wield Dawn if they're worthy
Does that mean our guy DarkStar might go through a redemption arc and become the next Sword of the Morning?
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>>87178543
>cast a latina for a Stark role
>not casting Kristen Stewart as Lyanna
>casting Viserys' stun-double
>don't cast Chris Hemsworth with a convincing silver-wig as Rhaegar

C'mon guys, those two actors ain't doing shit in the foreseeable future, you can't tell me they would've exploded your giant ass budget.
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>>87175518
>>87175372
>>87175724
>>87175851
So what do you think she'd do if she found these threads, /got/?
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>>87178618
Though I doubt they did it on screen Kit and Emelia probably have fucked a few times. They're really close IRL, wouldn't surprise me if they banged a few times over the years between relationships.

Also according to emelia when they go out there's a line of women constantly trying to get Kit's attention and she winds up feeling ignored by comparison and constantly gets looks from other women.
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>>87178685
>im sure all this choices could beat the mountain or equals

honestly the Mountain is overrated imo, he's slow and dumb asf
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>>87178427
wtf I didn't even say anything that could offend your fragile sensibilities.

you are right though i am libcuck that was pure luck on your part
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who is the most fuckable and why is it maisie
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>>87178680
Projecting much?
I had a quickie this morning.
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>>87178680
Hes got a point, I mean I always find it stupid when hollywood hires overly-attractive people for all their roles.
But both these cunts are supposed to be both 10/10s canonical-wise I mean I'd fuck the bird that plays lyanna but shes not super fit.
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>>87178729
Post more, because she's an attention whore. She whored herself out by throwing herself at the camera for every single Burlington Bar video.
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>>87178729
>>87178734
>>87178680
when will you literal libtards go back to plebbit?
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>>87178734
Gotta love how if Kit didn't land a role in a show that ended up becoming a LOTR ripoff, he'd be a nobody.
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>>87178754
ye i was just saying
idk if syrio could defeat oberin for example since oberin has spear advantage
idk even if Dayne could defeat oberin in that case
but i trust seasoned warriors like him and baristan because they perform
consistency in teh art of killing is better than flashy separ wielding as we already know.
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>>87178734
>Also according to emelia when they go out there's a line of women constantly trying to get Kit's attention and she winds up feeling ignored by comparison and constantly gets looks from other women.

Why does reading about women getting jealous make my dick raging hard? What's the opposite of cucking - cuckqueening or something? I forgot.
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>>87178780
>>87178796
Be careful, if she pushed hard enough we could get press attention for this.
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>>87178754
In the books he's just too big to fight normally. He's 8 feet tall and over 400 pounds in the books, he has massive reach because he can use a great sword one handed and carries a shield so heavy other men can't lift it. His armor is practically impossible to penetrate, and no other man can even move in it. He also has constant pain from his gigantism and the reason for his cruelty is he's constantly drugged on opium (milk of the poppy) to take the edge off. So you're fighting an 8 foot tall man who can hit you from over 6 feet away when you factor his arm length in with his sword and that you can't even approach for a closer hit since he can no sell anything. Jaime notes he's not a talented swordsman and is pretty sloppy, but it just doesn't matter.
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>>87178754
Has Gregor ever beat anyone with a high powerlevel?

inb4 Oberyn, Oberyn worked himself into a shoot and lost it more than Gregor won it
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>>87178769
"Sneaky little hobbitses"
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>>87178880
He lived for about 15 years after everyone in Dorne wanted him dead.
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>>87178543
I blame GRRM. He hyped the beauty standard of Rhaegar that there's no way D&D could find someone that could make Coster-Waldau look plain in comparison.
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>>87178780
Man the bitch in the middle is the most punchable out of all these shitters there. No matter what happens she's always pulling these insane forced facial acrobatics.
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>>87178880
Sandor fights him to a standstill in the books, and matches him in the show before Robert stops it. Sandor is far better at fighting and is basically the closest thing to Gregor without being a giant himself. Jaime notes he could probably kill Gregor. Bronn says he'd be willing to try with a spear but decides not to since Tyrion can't offer him anything better than the lordship he gets by going to Cersei's side.
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>>87177342
Gotta be either Oberyn or Dayne. Leaning towards Oberyn.

Guy's dexterity and agility are 10/10. If he didn't get all pissy and emotional, he would've walked out of the fight without a scratch. And in his prime, he wasn't blinded with hatred against the Lannisters.
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>>87178543
Lyanna looks better than Lena
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>>87178900
Kek
Did Smeagol actually forget that he was/is a Hobbit too?
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>>87175518
This is Tournament of Kings in Vegas! I've been here before.

Green Knight wins.
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>>87178844
Sword of the Morning would cut the spear easily

In other case i don't think Oberin wins against anyone fast and agile that will try to close the gap. The spear worked well against the Mountain because he's big and slow and got monster range.

Idk how good Oberin is with a sword tho

>>87178964
There's Yohn Royce, Big and Small Jon Umber that come close or are equal in height and size with Sandor
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>>87178652
No he isn't, he was a pretty boy. He was the opposite of Chad, Robert was the Chad.
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>>87178859
I can see the buzzfeed article now: "4chan misogynists tried to drive me out of the game of thrones fandom. But D&D BTFO them by writing me a part in season 8
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>mfw the people who kept saying that Tormund would die this season ended up being wrong
Best boy will live
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>>87178859
>4chan
>media attention

It never works out well for anyone involved.
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>>87178994
Wrong.
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>>87178964
i mean bron is good
like we never see him do anything extraodinary
but if he has the confidence then idk man

to be honest
to chose a champion i would need to know my oponent first.
way to many posibilities
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>>87179040
I thought the Greatjon was bigger than Sandor? Isn't Sandor around 6'6? I remember Greatjon being around 7 feet when his size is described.
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>>87179040
yhon royve jesus i forgot about this man
he was suposed to be a monster in combat
like he won vs selmy in single combat on the day of the name of Jofrey ? if im not mistaken
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>>87178963
I don't know, her fake reactions are annoying, but at least she doesn't look mentally retarded like the green-haired slut.
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>>87175453

There was a backlash over it. Olenna waged war on her.
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>>87179061
Bronn gets by by understating his abilities and picking his fights carefully. That Gregor fight was a correct example.

Bronn would have kited him with halberds and tried to pierce his armour with throwing spears no doubt.
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>>87176110
kek
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>>87179046
He's still disposable.

D&D will kill tons of side characters next season so that most of the main characters can be spared and normies still get their "GoT=everyone dies the show" meme.
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>>87179138
A backlash from the common people and uninvolved lords.
And Olenna was disarmed as a threat with contemptuous ease, despite ruling over a kingdom as powerful as Casterly Rock, having land access to Dorne's armies, and having her vassals riled up to avenge the Tyrells whereas nobody likes Cersei.
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>>87179046
I'm still not sure whether Tormund and Beric died or not. The show wasn't really clear on that. I mean they were still on the wall while NK destroyed it, yes? Either that or they're stuck up there now, freezing to death because the only way leading down has also been destroyed.

Also, where the fuck is Gendry? Did he die of exhaustion at Eastwatch?
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>>87179258
Tormund is not going to die before fucking or at least having a bit of romance with Brienne

This is a fact
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>>87179258
They made it to the part of the wall that didn't collapse.
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>>87179061
Bronn is the Mayweather of Westeros. He only accepts fights he knows he can win and then uses the rules to his advantage.
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>>87179258
>YWN Understand Chinese crypto-memes
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>>87179085
You're right, Greatjon is just under 7 feet tall.
>>87179258
I'd say Gendry is headed for the Stormlands and try to convince whats left of it to allow him to be the new lord of Storm's End

but with D&D you never know.
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>>87179258
They can probably make it to Castle Black without freezing.
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>>87179289
>have literally 8 moments where tormund mentions/flirts with briane
>only to kill thormund off screen before he makes his move
ye i dont think so
way to much fan service
also you cant kill daddy dondarrion
his sexy voice makes grills wet.
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The best reactions are in the background
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>>87177611
I need the one where the hounds face is distorted and it says >bravo braavosi and >implying you can kill me with that
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>>87179258
Gendry is probably with Jon on the boat. The North is getting buttfucked the start of next season, a lot of supporting Northern characters are going to bite it.
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>>87178734
I've seen like 10 pics of them kissing and making out. Cbf to find/post them, but you get the idea. Leslie Rose is the new face of sorrow.
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>>87179114
Don't forget about that rage inducing frozen forced smile
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>>87175225
Moon is no egg.
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>>87179421
Moon is dragon
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>>87178316
>Like LOTR isn't a copy of European mythology and history. Get real.
The characters, conflicts and court affairs aren't copypasted from actual historical events. LOTR does the generic medieval set-up but it isn't a focal point.
When Tolkien was creating his universe, it branched out after writing 'The Hobbit' - LOTR came out like 20 years after TH, from his letters:
>’Do not laugh! But once upon a time (my crest has long since fallen) I had a mind to make a body of more or less connected legend, ranging from the large and the cosmogonic, to the level of romantic fairy-story -- the larger founded on the lesser in contact with the earth, the lesser drawing slendour from the vast backcloths -- which I could dedicate simply to: to England; to my country. It should possess the tone and quality that I desired, somewhat cool and clear, be redolent of our ’air’ (the clime and soil of the North-west, meaning Britain and the hither parts of Europe: not Italy or the Aegean, still less the East), and, while possesing (If I could achieve it) the fair elusive beauty that some call Celtic (though it is rarely found in genuine ancient Celtic things), it should be ’high’, purged of the gross, and fit for the more adult mind of a land long now steeped in poetry. I would draw some of the great tales in fullness, and leave many only placed in the scheme, and sketched. The cycles should be linked to a majestic whole, and yet leave scope for other minds and hands, wielding paint and music and drama. Absurd.’
He seems like a 'gardener' too.
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>>87179297
So they're just stuck there for now?
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>>87179398
who gives a shit
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>>87179189
NO, he is going to marry Brienne and they are going to have strong, healthy and giant children.
>>87179258
>Either that or they're stuck up there now, freezing to death because the only way leading down has also been destroyed.
They could just walk along the wall to another fort.
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>>87179323
There was a whole gallery of these with like 30 images, but I only save two + 1 rare dany.
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>>87176645
Jaime.
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>>87179452
there's other Night Watch castles in between Castle Black and Eastwatch.

I'd take them maybe a day or two or walk on top of the wall but they'll get there
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>>87179491
Autisticly obsessed virgins care
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>>87179452

If you were them, would you go down the wall? I sure as fuck wouldn't. The only thing that can get them is The Night King, and he rode Viserion right past them without a second thought.
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>>87179491
I like a good cucking relationship.
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>>87179446
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>>87179596
>>87179596
>>87179596
>>87179596
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>>87179551
This, they're better off waiting for the dead to pass then getting down. If anything they're probably happy they're up there.
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>>87179379
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>>87179577
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>>87179452
Castle Black is about 150 miles away from their location so they better get going.
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>>87179513
>They could just walk along the wall to another fort.

>he thinks the wall's in top notch condition and not ravaged with huge ravines dottet across it
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>>87177460
Nah m8 it's going to be phyrexians
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>>87179450
If he did that cosmic thing he would be a better Lovecraft
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>these cucks trying to create the illusion of kit/emilia fucking IRL
Today I will remind them.
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>>87179543
>a day or two
>150 miles
If they had ever been mentioned, it would be more likely that they get to one of the unmanned castles and get down from there
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>>87178754
>>87178844
He's not a genius, but Tyrion notes he has great battle instincts, also a lot of experience
And I think Bronn notes he's actually quite fast, Oberyn was quicker, but that was an exception
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>>87179653
In the books, Jon Snow started reparing and manning all the 19 castles. I don't remember if show Jon did the same, but they'd just have to get to the castle complex closest to Eastwatch.
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>>87176577
WISKEY INDIA GOLF HOTEL TANGO SIERRA
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>>87179765
At it's peak, how many people did the Nights Watch have?
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>>87176130
I remember when Stannis the Mannis was a thing. I was a huge fanboy, mostly sucked in by the constant internet-hyping and cult of personality that surrounded him.

I remember my time as a normie and genuinely being pissed when one of my favourite characters died, and I just wanted the White Walkers to punish everyone else by just wiping Westeros.
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>>87179746
>women are reduced to tears when they find out people suspect them of dating manlets
When will they learn?
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>>87179746
>so embarrassed people think she's dating a manlet that she cries
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>>87176009
Why is Ted Cruz guarding Highgarden?
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>>87179891
Its height was before there was even the unification of each of the seven kingdoms, let alone how much time before the Andal invasion
They say surely more than 10k with 5k only in Castle Black
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>>87177624
The witcher series
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>>87178613
How does this magic sword bullshit even work in GoT? I get that it makes the weapon sturdier and all that but it doesn't have a literal magical effect, right? It doesn't give you +25 damage so what is so powerful about those special swords?
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>>87177624
Malazan is ok, bit difficult to get into though, and very high fantasy.

Stormlight Archive and The Black Company are really good.
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>>87181561
They're lighter and easier to handle than regular swords, while being sturdier. More dangerous weapons than ordinary steel swords, quite simply.

The reason that they're super expensive is simply because there are few of them left and no one alive knows how to forge new ones, only reforge existing ones.
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