Three Kingdoms anyone? Please tell me that annoying cunt Zhang

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>>87160721
Zhongda Is pretty cool dude.

>>87160843
When does he first appear?

>be Liu Xie
>conspire against Caocao the only person keeping you alive cause you want some semblance of power
>willing to start more blood shed by making Liu Bei rebel and help Yuan Shao who literally wants to get rid of you and establish himself as emperor
fucking dumbasses and hypocrits

I like how everything noble Cao Cao does is viewed cynically and machiavallian but everything noble Liu Bei does is because hes honorable despite him fucking things up for everyone

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>>87160904
43 i think? Been awhile since i watched it last.

>>87160721
They will kill him in his sleep. Not horrible enough. Fuck that brute t.bh
>>87160904
Fifties I think

>>87160843
*sits on the floor*

>>87161345
I'm both posts. I seriously hoped that he would neck himself when he lost Xuzhou.

>>87161323
Thanks.

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>>87160721
BAOOOOOO

can anyone help identify an asian film for me? I think i remember a theme of 4 seasons or 4 colors, and there were two scenes that i remember specifically, one where a man commits sepuku and his lover come from behind him to force the blade into her own gut, and another where a man is at a gate in front of an army and they army kills him by launching a wall of arrows that cover the gate and him.

>>87161661
Lmao its called Hero one of the most popular chinese movies ever

>>87160843
>Gets trolled by Zhuge Liang even in death
>when he finds out, Sima Yi has a bed rolling sperg fit
LOLOLOLOLOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvAkeCIbNxU

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>>87161741
>Zhuge Liang buys you a dress
>Put it on and walk around the palace

>>87161775
LEL

>>87161741
>I will be so lonely after you've died, although we are the enemy once in a blue moon you are also my bosom friend, occuring only once in a thousand years.

Scenes women will never understand.

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INDIA BTFO

>>87161908
Sounds mad gay. But then again, Zhongda tried on that dress.

>>87161995
He also killed his waifu, what a fag.

Is there anywhere to pick this up on dvd with english subs?

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>>87161741
>>87162031
You guys sound like a pack of shufags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHifot1JnXQ

>>87162159
That pic is pretty good but it needs the blood spilling from the mouth every character gets when they really fuck up.

>>87160721
>hating Chink Gimli
How can you hate him when Liu Bei exists?

>>87162187
Liu Bei is a smug, self-righteous asshole beyond comparison, but I just hate Zhang Fei on sight.

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Is winning without benevolence really winning?

>>87160721
>hypocrite Liu "muh birthright" Bei
>Guan Yunchang who did nothing.
>Annoying Zhang Fei
>They lost from the beginning to the end
Why are the the official heroes again?