If you were in an Ottoman harem, how would you please the mighty

more of a /his/ thread but I recall reading that one sultan was into fat chicks so he had his minions scour the empire for the fattest baddest bitch they could find

eventually they settled on some georgian hamplanet

he loved her so much he made her a vizier or smth i forget

>>87149680
oh and this was the same nutter who encrusted his beard with diamonds and would spend the afternoons flipping gold coins into the Bosporus

>>87149746
What a kinomancer

>>87149004
Goats