>Watching some American sex comedy >The character brings

>>87146505
The lube is for prostate stimulation.

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>>87146505
>mfw I'm American and I don't

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>that moment when you realize /tv/ is full of Americans with no foreskins

Its exaggerated for effect. Most of the time you just spit on your hand.

>>87146598
Why are you yuros so obsessed with foreskin? Its really not that big of a deal.

>>87146654
Cut cock detected

>>87146654
>why are you vision-capables so obsessed with eyes? I can see just fine with my hands and fucking cane

>>87146654

You've been a VERY good goy

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>>87146654
>>87146654
>not that big of a deal
>its ok, they just cut off part of my dick

>>87146654

Maybe YOUR foreskin isnt a BIG deal americuck but mine adds considerable GIRTH

>>87146628
>not using precum as loob

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>>87146654

>>87146505
Yeah, Americans don't realize, I think, what's been perpretrated on them. In Europe, it was only with the wholly false claim that AIDS was equally prevalent in straight people that capitalists achieved their aim of attaching a toll-booth to the masses' libidos, but in America, it's been that way since Kellogg, the cornflake salesman, convinced people to mutilate their children. To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products. It's horrifying.

>>87146505
all media is created by jews because goyim have no creativity.

>>87146654
Because we da bess

Fucking dryfag kys

>>87146885
I find it confusing. I've never needed lotion to masturbate and I'm circumcised.

>To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products.
You don't need consumer products to have sex. Maybe a condom.

>>87146885
>To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products.
Good. Masturbation is wrong. Real men only ejaculate into vaginas. Not their hands degenrate faggot.

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>>87146976

>>87146713
>>87146773
>>87146757
>>87146953
How does having foreskin affect your life in any way?

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>>87147031
Sex feels way better since you have more nerve endings on your dick.

>>87147105
Wrong.

>>87147105
So you can last longer is you're cut? Really gets my snicker doodling.

>>87147153
*if

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>snip snip, goy

>>87147150
He is right tho, both man and woman have a more pleasant experience if uncut.

>>87147153
No, it just feels better while dry dicks feel uncomfortable if they feel anything at all.

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>>87147204
77%

WTF and I wondered why US is such a jewish puppet. They literally mutilate their sons for the ZOG and so old cunts can get their stupid creams.

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I was circumcised as an adult for medical reasons. I don't need lube to masturbate. It never seemed to make an impact on sex. Girls don't give a shit either way.

>>87147204
>better
>longer
So better for the woman?

>>87147150
how would you know? half-dick.

>>87147204
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4302488/Men-say-key-enjoyable-sex-circumcision.html
>significantly decreased coital injuries

w-what

lol yuro poors with their dirty infected dicks

American girls only suck and fuck clean cut cocks

>>87147438
Your frenulum (piece of skin that attaches your foreskin to the head of your dick) can tear if you fuck too hard. Happened to me once. That was an extreme case where I was fucking her for like an hour though.

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>>87147457
Then why did they suck and fuck me when I visited LA? One even complimented me on my foreskin.

>>87147457
>american girls
if i wanted an american girl i'd go to my local pig farm

>>87147523
never happened to me, probably because i mostly use condoms

>>87147559
They were humoring you because they liked your accent

My grandfather got an awful dick infection on the Western Front and as a result had all four of his boys circumcised when they were born after the war, by a full on mohel to boot.

Thankfully that didn't become a family tradition. He thought it likely his sons would have to fight another war, apparently.

>>87147609
I still got my dick wet in american pussy. I laugh when thinking how some american cucks are going to marry the chicks I fucked.

>>87147235
>>87147153
>>87147105
>>87147031
>>87146773
>>87147413
>>87147150

I'm circ'd and I legit feel nothing much when I wear a condom. They HAVE to be the ultra-super-duper thins and I have to be fully in the zone to even keep hard with a condom.

I blame being drunk, porn, and jerking off as much as I blame the mutilated dick I have.

at least it's /fa/

>>87147816
It looks cleaner, whatever. Who cares.

You lose a ton of sensation in your dick pal, it's nuts. And the whole problem that it's fucking child abuse.

Im circumcised, while I know these are straight b8 threads to make people mad on both sides im actually kind of irked about it.

I dont really like the fact that I didnt have a say in it, and objectively there isnt a real reason to have it done by default. The old studies were thrown out.

You try to bring it up with people and it gets really bad reactions. People are still very prude and shameful in our society, so its going to keep happening unchecked

>>87147877
Just reposting, my autocorrect fucked that last paragraph up. It still feels great so I don't get that argument. In all honesty I'd rather have the girl like my dick and want it as much as I would like to be attracted to the way her pussy looks.

was stationed in the UK and Germany for several years. During that time I slept with local broads then started to branch out with things like myspace and other online dating sites starting to take off.

Every single time they would see my circumcised penis was like they had discovered booze for the first time. They loved it. Even when I dated some of them for a few months whenever we'd have get togethers with their friends they'd bring up my dick and without fail I'd have to show it to their friends. Sometimes it was odd but it actually was getting me get laid too. As soon as we broke up those girls would be hitting me up. They explained that cut dick looked much better, didn't necessarily feel any different but the thought turned them on more because of the aesthetic. Girls that refused to blow their boyfriends were blowing me during one night stands.

You can guys call it Jewish tricks or whatever else you want to justify it but cut dick is preferred by women. It looks better and is much cleaner.

Btw girls in the uk were the biggest slags ive ever met in my life. They treated my black American friends like they were 50 cent or some other popular rappers from back then. They treat the uk born dudes like anyone else but they are obsessed with black Americans, it's the weirdest shit. The only other place I saw this was south Korea, only with certain girls not all. For some reason the uk they think every black dude from the states is some kind of famous rapper, I honestly blame their obsession with American pop culture.

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>>87148072
You have mutilated body and you are happy about it, you are no better than pic rel

>>87148067
All three of my son's are circumcised. If you want your kids to get laid in America you'd better do it too. I used to get baited by the anti circumcision shit and it was something I debated for a long time. What finally pushed me over was talking to my wife and getting her opinion on it. I talked to several other broads I know and finally settled that it is something women are attracted to and something as stupid as not being circumcised is a deal breaker for a lot of chicks. It's like finding your 10/10 and the first time you sleep together she has a massive disgusting roastie pussy.

Your parents did you a favor whether it is just a stupid aesthetic thing or not.

>>87148138
Lol ok, keep telling yourself that. Next time you talk to any girls you may know ask her what she prefers. You're living a lie.

>>87148256
It's only this way in America because they are used to it by default, their older sisters and mothers tell them about it etc.
If they were born in a normal country that wouldn't be a case.

>tfw Muslim and circumcised as well

I don't see what's up with all the hate against circumcision.

>>87148072
>A degenerate is proud of his mutilated dick
Wow, you sure did surprise everyone.

>>87148316
I don't have to ask what she prefers I live in Europe, women here either don't know what circumcision is or have no idea how circumcised dick looks like.
Hell, even I only get the idea when I started browsing 4chan because it's so american dominated, before this site I only knew it existed and that Jews do it.
I had no idea US is majority cut and it blown my mind the fuck out when I first stumbled upon one of these threads.

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>tfw uncut
>the skin is too tight I couldn't even masturbate or have sex
>mfw I'm getting cut

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>>87146505
>mfw now when I realise Americans need lube to masturbate
WHAT? aaahahahahahahaha

>>87148330
I think it extends passed a cultural thing. Even in the uk the girls liked it and was more of a novelty for them. It just an aesthetic thing, it's like broads getting vaginaplasty or whatever is called, they just know it looks better.

I prefer the way my dick looks being circumcised. Lol I don't even know why I'm still in this thread.

I'm just talking from my own experiences, could be different other places.

>>87148256
fuck you in every sense possible.

>>87148413
It's just cock man, don't be so mad, if it bothers you that much you can always get circumcised too. I'm not saying I'm proud of anything im just telling you guys my experience.

>>87146505
>yfw you realize that blobs are literally fighting wars for (((them)))

>>87148440
stretch it you fucking retard

>>87148614
Im cut so I'm clueless, you guys have to stretch it? Why is that, I'd assume since it is natural shouldn't it just work by design?

>>87148614
That is just disgusting man.

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>i think about american cocks all day

>>87147457
Stop making Americans look bad, as an uncut American I can actually wash my dick like a non-autist

>watching porn
>circumcised shots are tiny dribbles
>my own uncircumcised loads practically blow holes in the wall

I feel so sorry for you cut guys.

>>87148256
>I mutilated my children, it's so they'll get laid!

You're an idiot and an awful parent

>>87148256

Why don't you ask your wife about her opinion on having a bull in the relationship, and you being tied down while he penetrates the both of you. remember: Happy wife, happy life!

And if your post isnt bait: fucking kill yourself
And if it is bait: very, very nice work. you got me good.

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>>87148475

I only just found out recently that americans get their milk and booze from gas pumps. idiots desu

>>87148698
>>87148718
Not that anon, but first time you fuck a girl uncut your dick gets stretched back by her pussy assuming you don't have a micropenis.

It can feel uncomfortable to begin with. It's kind of like a male hymen.

>>87148774
>I think about the systematic mutilation of the majority of babies born in the US and the business that comes with it and the money that it makes for surgeons and the beauty products industry who take advantage on ignorant parents

yeah I do and so should you cutlet

>>87148698
95% of the times people with natural penises don't have problems with it, only people with phimosis need to stretch

>>87149502
>i think about american cocks all day

>>87149716
enjoy your fossilized glans, your mutilation scar and your diminished sensitivity ;)

i don't get either, my dick is cut, i am not american, and i never needed lotion to masturbate

>>87149716
Not that anon, but aren't you the least bit concerned that your country considers genital mutilation normal?

>>87149810
Of they're not.
That's the whole point of religious brainwashing.

Im a cutfag. I dont have to use any kind of lubricants to jerk it, but europoors won the dick argument. circumcision is kike and sandnigger shit.

>>87148478
>I prefer the way my dick looks being circumcised.
Good. That's your opinion. Other people shouldn't be forced into major body changes because of your opinion.
>but it's harder to do it if you're older
Not your life. Not your body.

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How can cutfags ever forgive their parents? Is it because the cognitive dissonance is so strong? Imagine if your father held you down right now, as an adult, while your mother cut off some "useless skin" like your earlobe - it would be assault, and your parents would be deemed insane. So why is this ok to happen to a baby against their will, when at such age you can't even consent?

>>87149794
>i think about american cocks all day

>>87149810
of course, its gross. we can thank the jew and protestant strangle hold on the country for its prevalence.

>>87150056
we dont think about dicks all day like you.

de peasants, dey are revolting against da jewsnip

>>87150084
>we dont think about dicks all day
Not even your own? So it is cognitive dissonance. You were so traumatized as a child that your brain is subconsciously trying to shield you from the torture it experienced at the hands of supposed medical professionals, while your parents stood by idle and did nothing to protect you. I'm so sorry.

when I first heard americans cut their childrens dicks and its part of their culture, I couldnt believe it

what a grotesque country

>>87150178
nice assumptions. my mother even told me she regretted doing it all of us because she said it was brutal. if i ever had a son i would do it, and because most of the catholic world doesnt do it.
>Therefore, for Catholics, non-therapeutic circumcision at any age is immoral according to the teaching of the Church as expressed in the Catechism

also stop thinking about cocks all day

>>87150344
>>87150178
>if i ever had a son i would do it
wouldnt*

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>tfw gf's tongue between glans and foreskin

>>87149421
>It's kind of like a male hymen.
>tfw snapped my banjo string with my first gf
>stung like a bitch but the real issue was the blood
>blood everywhere
>was genuinely concerned I might bleed to death through my dick

Go gentle first few times if you're tight down there...

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>>87147204
>the daily mail

>>87147204
By 'better' they mean they last longer, because of the loss of sensation.

There are less drastic ways to improve your endurance, you could always just double bag if it's really a problem.

>>87146505
I was confused about it too for the longest time. I'm European, and never understood why all America girls are so into lube. Turns out they think they can't have sex without lubbing a guy's dick first

>>87148539
Typical response of a degenerate. Word by word.
>dude lol chill out
>just tellin about all da bitches I fucked lol :)

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