>Movies you got blown while seeing in theatres You *have*

Got a handjob during Sky captain and the world of tomorrow

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I fucked a chick in the back of a not entirely empty movie theater during this movie.

So cash.

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not in theaters, but I did get a blow job while watching Zeitgeist the 9/11 conspiracy documentary. Shot my wad as soon as I saw those planes go into those towers.

my mommy blew me during the hobbit

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>>87124549
based mommy poster

My girlfriend gave her first boyfriend a handjob in the movies. It's literally the only sexual thing she's done that I haven't done with her, and it eats me up inside. The problem is whenever she wants to I'm too engrossed in the film

Got a sick bj during the big sick. My gf and I were the only ones in the theater

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>>87124201
watched it with my lil sis

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>>87124201
I did the spiderman at spiderman homecoming

I just realized there were two occasions were I might have been able to FUCK

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sex is for women and their providers

Just to be sure, the movie theater people let this kinda shit go because they get off on watching, right? Do people ever actually get punished for this?

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>>87124564
Holy cow batman that's hot!!!!

I never got head in the theater but I got my dick sucked while driving and it was pretty cool. I nutted during a left turn and I felt like I just hit the NOS.

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>>87124671

In addition to the movie dick sucking, I've also gotten roadhead, and got my dicksucked in a vegan casino parking lot

>mfw all of those times were with my now wife

>>87124201
Tron. Looking back it really makes me cringe, I thought ideas such hot shit but both me and my gf were totally cringey autists

>>87124768
Thought I was** not "ideas", I'm a mobileposter what can I say

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Only gotten blown during Ralphie May standup specials on Netflix...

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>>87124747
>vegan casino
Were all the card-games free range?

>>87124545
kek

>>87124564
source jesus christ

>>87124201
hmmm no... ive gotten blown in the middle of a street, during daytime, in suburbs.... check mate on weird place.

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Got a really good bj while watching Grease at a drive in movie theater. Girl was someone I met at a pickup bar.

>>87124826
kek

I'm too deep into my cups, but thanks for capitalizing on the typo

>>87124201
>blowie
What are you? 13?

>>87124886
>t. dude who has never even had a girl besides his mom look at his dick

Do adult video theaters count?

>>87124586
holy fuck you're doomed

>>87124886

Gtfo, adults are talking about real man stuff.

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>>87124886

So that's a 'no' on the getting head during a movie, right Anon?

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Fingered my gf during this cause there were only 4 people in the entire room.

>ITT: Autistic Virgins pretend they have had sexual escapades

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Just remembered I fingered my then gf while watching this with her mom and younger sister in the same room.