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Robert Pattinson is actually really cool, isn't he? >made

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Robert Pattinson is actually really cool, isn't he?

>made millions on Twilight, while hating the franchise and mocking its stupidity in the media
>dating FKA Twigs
>repeatedly works with David Cronenberg
>favorite band is Death Grips
>was brilliant in the best movie of the 2017 (Good Time), that was essentially a hyper-aesthetic platform for Oneohtrix Point Never synth music
>aesthetic as fuck
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no, don't you have some sluts to be banging, robert?
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>>87105999

>favorite band is Death Grips

what really?
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>>87106119
He played guitar on their song "birds"
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>>87105999
Twigs is ugly as shit

Plus if Robert listened to Trump a decade ago he wouldn't have been dating a dyke
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>>87105999
same with kristen stewart desu, they've both been in a lot of kino since Twilight.
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>>87106119
Yeah, he said it on an AMA recently (I read it because I was interested in Good Time, sue me).

The question was regards that /mu/ meme photo with him and Death Grips standing with Beyonce (pic related).

He said Death Grips are his favorite band, and that one time he was at a restaurant they were at, and he ran over and said hi to tell them he was a fan, and hey became buddies, and one time were running around and went to this Beyonce show and went backstage and took the pic real fast.
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Good Time is fucking AMAZING, btw. Definition of kino.

Best movie of the year and it's not even a competition.
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>>87106253
>>87106183

weird
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>>87106083
I remember some Pattinson-related pic /tv/ were laughing about years ago, wish I could find it.

I think it's out on the street somewhere in public. Some basic bitch (possibly some basic bitch actress) looks really offended - like seriously shocked or insulted - and Pattinson is walking away (or was she walking away?) as Pattinson has the most smug, doesn't-give-a-fuck expression on his face
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>>87106253
damn, i was just about to post this

patz also confirmed that they were all shitfaced on red wine, which i thought was hilarious
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>>87106345
He's a cool guy. Not at all what you might think if you're labeling him as the 'Twilight hunk'.
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he's been smart to choose such interesting roles/movies over the years. obviously he has the money to sit back and wait for the right one but it's still impressive considering how massive those twilight movies were and how easily he could've been typecast
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>>87105999
yeah dude. he legitimately is /ourguy/
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>>87105999
I like him
Rover was fun

>>87106323
nice
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>>87106481
PR plz go

Us commonfolk can never relate to a pampered multi-millionaire
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>>87105999
You forgot
>saw a single screencap from a film and contacted the directors and said he wanted to do their next movie
>such a good actor that movie won cannes and currently has 90% on rotten tomatos
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>>87105999
>>was brilliant in the best movie of the 2017 (Good Time), that was essentially a hyper-aesthetic platform for Oneohtrix Point Never synth music
my nigga
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>>87105999
>hasn't seen Cosmopolis (2012)
it was okay
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>>87106695
nobody told you to relate to him, retard

is that the only way you might like someone?
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He's pretty cool yeah
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>>87106937
Nice Reddit spacing, now FUCK off
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He's supposed to be in the new Harmony Korine crime thriller too, whenever that finally gets made, although that has apparently been postponed possibly due to issues with Jamie Foxx, and Korine is making another film currently.
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>>87107079
Other anon is right. You're a joke if you have such a lowly view of yourself that your only engagement with movies is whether the actors are "Joe Ordinary" enough for you. It's people like you that Jennifer Lawrence is big.

Why don't you just work on yourself, and liking your life, so you don't view everything else through a lens of bitterness?
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>>87106443
Back then he used to not shower for weeks on purpose to put off stalker girl fans if they every got close enough.
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>>87107298
hilarious.

it's funny, he seems to go for art girls too. he probably just wants to listen to Death Grips, make interesting films, and do acid and all these armies of basic bitches are constantly bothering him.
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I know this sounds self-gratifying, but somehow I have a feeling he probably has browsed 4chan a bit. Everyone I know like him actually do.

The same kind of instinct that drives one towards Death Grips brings one here at some point, because you hear about the type of humor.
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>>87107484
Death Grips are 4chan the band

Dave Grohl is the reddit counterpart.
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>>87105999
>>favorite band is Death Grips
I thought you said he was cool
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>>87107293
>It's people like you that Jennifer Lawrence is big.

I like pattinson more than her though, reddit
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>>87105999
Any celeb fag who's choosing projects based on his personal taste is allright in my book. Not like he's got to worry about money after Twilight and HP for the rest of his life though.
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>>87107579
Pretty much exactly that. People might try to argue but nah really that's it. Like the 'spirit' of those bands, what they're about, is identical to each respective board (the aesthetic too, basically).
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>>87105999
I'm a big fan. Cosmopolis, Maps to the Stars, The Rover, The Lost City of Z, he's in a lot of shit I like. I've never watched Twilight so I never had that tainting my opinion of him.
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>>87107718
Yeah, same. I'll always admire those who put quality before quantity. Like so many big actors seem happy to just throw themselves into endless capeshit at this point.
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>>87105999
He's trash just like kstew. /tv/ gets lower and lower everyday.
You crackpots legitmately have zero taste.
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>>87107839
>I've never watched Twilight so I never had that tainting my opinion of him.

Yeah, and you really can't hold it against him considering what he's shown to want to really spend his time on now.

Hell, Kurt Russell started out as a Disney child actor.
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>>87107888
No, YOU have zero taste if you don't recognize the good shit he's done lately. You're probably a fucking /r9k/ nerd who likes DC movies or something. Get outta here.
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>>87108076
Hm and yet (no homo), he's ten times more attractive than her.
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>>87106253
He also financed one of the albums, not sure which one.
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>>87107888
/thread we all know this is a capeshit reddit boadd anything they like is shit
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>>87108147
You know nothing child
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>>87107935
Nope try again reddit. Stop ciclejerking.
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>>87108240
>"REEEEE You're not supposed to enjoy the work of attractive people!!"

go be a gamer /r9k/ blob some place else.
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>>87108240
name some good movies from this year then or fuck off
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>>87108147
only /r9k/ think in terms of 'Chads' / 'normies' vs virgins / losers etc.

and anyways if you ever dated at all you'd know that if someone is a cheating type they cheat on anyone. the types of guys you'd call "Chads" get cheated on all the time. but life isn't some high school movie of just jocks vs nerds. there are many other types of people and all types date and fuck around.
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>>87107672
It honestly sounds like you have autism or asbergers - no meming.
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Just got out of the movie. Edge of my seat the entire time. Honestly thought Robert would fuck the black girl
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>>87109387
Such a tense movie!

And it was interesting because it was really dark, showing a lot of really fucked-up shit, and yet it didn't dehumanize the people. Everyone was depicted so realistically that you really hurt for them (or at least I did).

Like, so many movies gun down people left and right and you feel nothing because it's so shallow, but in this I honestly felt so bad for everyone.
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>>87109387
How do you rate it with other movies this year?

I can't think of anything that can compete.
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>>87105999
>race mixing is okay as long as it's with the white guy

you fucking white bois are pathetic lmao.
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>>87109863
>race mixing is okay

Hol up.
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>>87109863
Stfu.

Also, I've literally dated black girls. Hot ones. And I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white man. Are you angry, Mr. Larping Whiteguy?
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You won't believe what
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>>87109937
(sameposter here)

Races / ethnicities I've dated / fucked:

Germanic, Scandinavian, Slav, French, English, Spanish, black & mullato, Jewish (quite a few, very long relationships), Taiwanese, Vietnamese, Filipino, and Mexican

You: probably nothing...?
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Does anybody have a quality rip of Good Time? Only one theater is playing it about 40 minutes away from me, so stupid.
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>>87108453
Fuck off Chad. Don't you have a Stacey to bang?
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>>87107839
this, no idea about Twilight and done care but in those movies he was pretty good, Maps/Cosmo are pretty great
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>>87110131
>Jewish (quite a few, very long relationships)

You realize this implies you probably are Jewish yourself and have only proved the above /pol/poster right in his own mind right?

Either way, back to Rebbit with you.
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>>87106649
The Rover is probably one of my favorite films of recent year. Had a great atmosphere and all the performances were amazing.
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>>87110231
Damn. I will say, it really is one of those films well worth (in fact recommended) seeing in the theater. Kind of like with Enter the Void or Spring Breakers or Neon Demon... such good sound and visuals you're really missing out if you don't see it that way the first time. You might want to make that trip, it'll be worth it.
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>>87110289
I'm German & Scotch-Irish. Not a trace of Jewish in me. Although I did lose my virginity to a Jewish girl, haha. ;P
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>>87110462
>Either way, back to Rebbit with you.
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>>87105999
>dating FKA Nigs
Am I supposed to be jealous?
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>>87105999
I would unironically smoke a J with him and talk about what it was like to fuck KStew.
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>>87110782
is your racism so bad you cant even find any black chick attractive?

and death grips is his favorite band. of course he's cool as shit
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>>87105999
>dating FKA Twigs
patrician af
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>>87110825
Not him, but I don't really find that girl attractive and I find plenty of black chicks attractive
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>>87107579
Reddit talks about Death Grips all the time. Why does /mu/ act like they're some secret obscure band?
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>>87110917
>knowing what Reddit talks about

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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>>87105999
he was pretty good in the rover, and what he had to say about twilight was often funny. top lad.
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Pattinson has unironically be an /ourguy/ actor for a long, long time.
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>>87110937
4chan and Reddit are all the same shit. They're just Internet forums, anon. Relax.
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>>87107579
Then what are $uicide boy$ ?
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>>87105999
Recently watched The Lost City of Z, he was really amazing in it.

>The jungle is hell, but one kind of likes it
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>>87105999
He seems like he's in the spectrum, and not in the middle.
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>>87110996
B A S E D
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>>87110996
ahahaha, he is literally 4chan (if 4chan were hot)
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>>87110996
>Pattinson trolled Kristen so hard she became a hardcore lesbian

Nothin' personal
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I'm still mad that kstew cheated on him desu. They were a kino couple. FKA Twigs a shit.
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>>87111412
That was a poorly paced movie and some parts were predictable and stale, but he was indeed very good in it. Also the jungle was kino
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>>87110782
God damn, I am now.
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>>87112250
Stewart just into girls and that's all. Doubt she ever loved him really
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I'm going to watch Good Time tomorrow. I'm a huge OPN fan a specifically avoided the soundtrack just so I could see it in the film first. Is the film really that good?
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>>87112766
I think she's supposedly bi and kinda tries everything, but at the end of the day seems to really lust after chicks.
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>>87112250
he can do way better than that roastie
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>>87112801
Well good for her.
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>tfw you will never be friends with him and go to Death Grips concerts and movie premieres
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why is no one talking about the shot of pepe that was in the movie?
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>>87112789
If you're a huge OPN fan, then you'll definitely like it. The soundtrack is really good, and the visuals are basically the film visual equivalent of that kind of stuff.

I would definitely not listen to or read anything in advance - it's a very fresh, vivid experience so let yourself be surprised.

And yeah, the film really is that fucking good. It's kind of in that really aesthetic category of film like Enter the Void, Irreversible, Spring Breakers, Neon Demon. Really brings out the eye-popping-ness of glowing signs and advertisements strip malls and modern fashions - all the new-looking things in the city landscape, as well as the biological detail in peoples' faces etc. Kind of like being on acid. Like 'acid realism'.

But the story is very affecting too. Tense and full of sadness and sympathy (despite it being so fucked).
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>>87105999
He only did Twilight for the money. He openly shit on it while the saga was in theaters
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>>87112801
>>87112766
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>>87105999
Safdie brothers promoting their film on /tv lol?
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>>87112974
Yeah, that was so funny. The production company and PR usually really tries to contain the way actors talk about such big, lucrative properties, and he just didn't give a shit. Openly expressed contempt and lightly made fun of the writer of the book it was based on. And then afterwards he just went and did a bunch of cool art films. What a dude.
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>>87107484
well this new movie he did one of the directors (theyre brothers so probably both) is heavy into 4chan . and he sought them out, so its not even a matter of if its a matter of how often
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>>87113041
I'm not at all surprised. I got the distinct feeling watching this these guys are subtly /ourguys/. And yeah, Pepe literally makes an appearance on the big screen in this.
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>>87110231
bro thats not even far go see it
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>The Safdie brothers are Jewish and were raised in the Jewish faith.[3]

Shan't
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>>87112949
I like the way you write, it's charismatic
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>>87112914
also pretty sure the actual ancient egyptian kek or baal or something popped up (when conny is flipping through channels in the security guards apartment he stops on ancient aliens/egypt)
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>>87107224
Why the fuck do people like jamie foxx? He fucking sucks. Except in collateral.
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>>87108147
>Real Chads never get cucked.
You're wrong about that m8. Go outside /r9k/ more.
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>>87113209
Not a fan of his but I saw him on Joe Rogan and he seems intellgent
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>>87110782
Uhhhh a nig. Pattinson has some weird fetishes.
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>>87110782
I feel like he's dating a niggress because he's pretentious and has to feel special.
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>>87106323
>Forgetting Song to Song came out this year

You're right Good Time is actually a legitimately amazing film, but nobody tops Terrance "The Kino Master" Mallick.

Good Time is a solid #2 or 3.
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>>87112914

Is this movie full of epik meems? Kinda lost interest if it's a reddit style flick.
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>>87113747
nah just a split second shot of a drug dealer making tabs out of a picture of pepe
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>>87113747
The directors (mostly Josh) were fascinated by the pepe story/4chan and just put pepe into one scene. It's not heavy on the meems, if you wanna see what they are about, watch Heaven Knows What, solid movie.
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SAFDIE BROS CONFIRMED OUR GUYS www.twitter.com/JOSH_BENNY/status/846905936912506880
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>>87113834

>fascinated by a cartoon frog that was ripped from a comic like 7 years ago

He sounds like a mouth breather to me.
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>>87113916
>reddit spacing
>autistic enough to care about the originality of pepe
mouth breather characteristics
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>>87113916
The god pepe, and specially meme magic. If you browse their twitter they shared the text that explains meme magic and stuff which they found fascinated.
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>>87113839
Lmao, i wouldn't be surprised if they created this thread.
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>>87113839
josh has mentioned in a few interviews that he loves 4chan

hell, pepe is in Good Time
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>>87106190
>twigs is ugly as shit
I really love when people say stuff like that here
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>>87114978
>josh has mentioned in a few interviews that he loves 4chan
post them
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>>87113011
That's great and all but she needs to tone down the hardcore lesbian look and grow some of her nice hair back again pls kstew I love you
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>>87115071
nvm not an interview

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/384d00/we_are_josh_and_benny_safdie_independent/crs6ghw/
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>>87114101

No thanks, I played MGS2 like 15 years ago.
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Josh here
go ahead faggots
AMA
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>>87115490
fuck you josh i'd sock the next time i see you
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>>87115490

I was gonna watch your movie until I found out the driveway frog is in your flick. I will wait for the bootleg now.
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>>87106443
it's this one
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>>87105999
the fact that RP is cool should be common knowledge by now
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>>87105999
>999

Nein nein nein
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>>87107888

TRIPS 888

in a trips thread 999

UNPRECEDENTED

And they DISAGREE

WHO is the VICTOR
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>>87106253
more on this, in the goverment plates video album, the last song has a crazy video of some skull masked guy that does retarded shit in a corn field. thats said to be pattinson too.
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>>87107579
only death grip fans i know are chads though
also reddit talks about them a lot
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>>87115951
dont worry im sending over an ambulance STAY PUT
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>>87107484
this guy is a huge nigger lover so
>4chan poster
>liking niggers
nah
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>>87107888
trips don't lie
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>>87105999
>>was brilliant in the best movie of the 2017 (Good Time), that was essentially a hyper-aesthetic platform for Oneohtrix Point Never synth music

>those trips

Ok OP you convinced me to download whatever the fuck that is
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>>87117184
>download
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>>87117336
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>87105999
He honestly is. There's this super rare video rental store down the street from my office that has all the the fucking blu rays you can dream of. Guess who frequents it and always rents the most obscure shit there? Our guy Robby Patts
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>>87105999
>>made millions on Twilight, while hating the franchise and mocking its stupidity in the media
he lost it all on professional colonics
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>>87111412
would it be crazy to say he'd make a good wolverine?
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>>87106472
>on red wine

suuure
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>>87117361
Why would you purposefully ruin the experience for yourself?
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Coolest actor alive desu.
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>>87117952
The James Dean of 4chan.
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>That time where Robert Pattison took a stalker on a date, just to put her off on purpose
>Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released movie, "Little Ashes," when he had the stalker standing by his apartment "every day for weeks - all day, every day."
>Feeling "bored and lonely" at one point of time, he then decided to treat the stalker to a dinner date
>In between times they were having their dinner, Robert "just complained about everything in my life" that he made the stalker bored
>"She never came back," the actor said. "People get bored of me in, like, two minutes."

Based.
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Isn't death grips just one black guy In England that makes grime music or is it an actual band and that guys name was grimes this always confused me
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Pattison on the Twilight books series during his work on the first movie:
>"I was convinced it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published and that Stephanie (author) thought she was Bella."
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Who the fuck names their kid FKA?
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>>87119960
M'ask u sum Rick
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>>87119866
Is he me?
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>>87120265
if you were me then id be you and id use your body to get to the top then nobody else would be able to stop me the real me you wanna be
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>>87115663
kek
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>>87119960
Oh wow.
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>>87120013
Based
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>>87120446
He's a bant master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFA6Ycch1EM
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>>87113085
>Pepe literally makes an appearance on the big screen in thi
in what? Good Time?
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>>87116228
You don`t have to hate the kangz to come here, anon
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this is the woman he wants to provide for

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha
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>>87105999
RPATZ IS A BEAST EVER SINCE HE FINISHED WITH TWILIGHT

BETTER THAN GOOSE, UP THERE WITH JAKE

THE BRANDO OF OUR GENERATION
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>>87120797
She must have some crazy pussy game
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>>87110782

She's living kino.
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he claimed the director of Good Time urged Pattinson to perform a sex act on a dog while filming. He refused, and a prosthetic penis was created for the scene.

Robert has since clarified his intention in sharing the story, which he says was meant to be comedic. "The story I told on Jimmy Kimmel last night seems to have spiraled out of control," he tells E! News in a statement. "What didn't come across is that this was supposed to be a joke. No one at all expected or assumed that anything like that would happen on the Good Time set."

He continued, "We are all huge animal lovers and would obviously never do anything to harm an animal."
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>>87120521
Yes, there's one scene where a guy is making acid tablets using the original feels good man image of Pepe.
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>>87112766
women are never fully lesbian
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>>87111105

underage and banned 4chan
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