Watching Wonder Woman for the first time, guys. 16 minutes

I finally told my girlfriend I want to watch her poop. She took it well, she even tried to go for me right then but couldn't get anything to come out. I was so stressed about the day I would tell her but it really is a non issue. She thought I was going to tell her I was into something like rape porn or snuff movies so she was actually relieved too. I just like watching a girl shit, I do have a thing for them on the toilet specifically but I would love to see her squat and go, especially if we were outdoors or something. My video preferences are ones where a hot girl is on the toilet but you can see it coming out, like when they lean forward and are filmed from the back. if anyone has any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

>>87105050
She's a keeper.

>>87105011
This movie is pretty good in my book, anon. Hope you enjoy it.

>>87105011
A very disjunctive movie. Also the over the top trench scene has like 8 guys running across no mans land.

>>87105339
Thanks. I am so far.

>>87105461
Hm, I'm not there yet. But ok. Did you like the movie when you saw it?

>>87105011

This movie was a bore and is not special in any way aside for the symbolic value of giving women an equivalent of what superman is for men.

There are plenty of other movies with better female leads even... but hey, it´s 2017 so let´s pretend the movie is great just because feminism or whatever.

>yeah just gunna stop watching at this point to post about it on /tv/

>>87105011
Just wait until you get to the abysmal final act

>>87105513
You think critics secretly hated it but gave it good reviews because of feminism?

>>87105493
Ehh, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a snob, but it didn't "flow". There you are on Themyscira (too lazy to google) then boom Germans, circ du soleil, cavalry charging rifles. Then london, the WWI scenes didn't feel like WWI at all. More like cam footage from a reenactment. It was good mindless fun, but it didn't feel like one coherent movie at all.

>>87105707
Alright, anon. I'm still watching.

>>87105550
Oh god, I-I can't w-wait.

>>87105550
Kek

WW thinks watches are weird. I hate her. Watches are cool.

>>87106342
Do you let that little thing tell you what to do?

>>87106391
Yes, all the time.

>>87105661
The guy you're replying to is an angry bitter idiot, but yes at least a few critics did exactly that.

>>87106433
That's a damn shame, but I guess that's a given. It already had a bit of that feminist cheering going for it before it even got to the big screen.

>>87106492
Looks like a CW show like flash and arrow.

>>87105539
>he doesnt pause movies to shitpost on /tv/

She's so hot as WW but only as WW.

>>87106974
I for one think she's always hot.

>>87105661

I most certainly think that yes. Sexual orientation, race or whatever should not matter when critizicing art unless the political aspects of the piece are related to the plot of the movie since then one would be critizicing the plot itself... yet many critics would rather say nothing or avoid negative comentary because they don´t want or can´t take the heat of being called biggots, chubbinist or xenophobes, etc.

Wonder Woman, i´ll say it again, is such a case. It´s just another super hero origin story with lousy CGI and sub par acting and there is nothing special about it save for it´s political value and that is only "special" because of the circumstances.

And just to be clear here, i am not bashing it because it has a woman on the lead... some of my favorite movies and shows have women on the lead, some of my favorite movies have women leads... i´m bashing it because it´s a mediocre movie elevated by a political agenda.

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>>87106492
literally nothing makes a coherent sense of the action.
they just scrambled all these mediocre shots together, added a bunch of CGI and expected it to look good.

NO, IT LOOKS LIKE TRASH, FUCK YOU.

>>87107394
I see. Why do you think that movie critics are so obsessed with getting more women in powerful character roles?

>>87107546
I mean, aren't most critics men anyway?

>>87107564
Think so

>>87106492
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>>87105011
It has some cute moments like when she's trying out outfits, or generally when she's with Chris Pine, but otherwise the action, her dialogue, and the story are pretty piss poor.

Ok, the ending was really bad. The "boss fight"
Why do they always have "boss fights"?

>>87107546

They aren´t. It´s a business. The production companies are just trying to wider their audience target by giving costumers what they ask for.

Nameley high budget sagas with a politically correct and diverse cast as opposed to, you know, stand alone original movies.

As Americans are so... sensitive about this issue producers can get away with making shit movies. The critics on their payroll won´t say anything and the critics that are not on their payroll can be dismissed without much effort since if they didn´t like the movie they would be labeled as racists or sexists.

The political topic allows them to mix topics that are not inhertly related and defend the lack of originality or proficiency with the political argument. And yes, people fall for it, people is just THAT dumb.

This movie would be a lot better if they had just focused on her stopping the war instead of having her stopping this evil ares god.