https://youtu.be/nLJnVLE8nmE
>>87097048
Why doesn't Beric drop dead as soon as Thoros died?
>>87097076
ye but all we've seen so far was cuddling
I want some yaoi shit between greyworm and theon
>Preston didn't like the meeting scene
Fuckin dropped. I think he just hates on the show because it's cool now
so thousands of people died because lyanna didn't tell her family and the guy who had a crush on her that she got married in secret and was even pregnant
makes sense
Imagine being Rhaegar Targaryen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lyanna, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your short body and unremarkable face. I would totally start a war for you, against both the northerners and the Others." when all he really wants to do is fuck Elia Martell again. Like seriously imagine having to be Rhaegar and not only stand next to Lyanna Stark while she flaunts her curveless body in front of you, the favorable sunshine barely concealing her fat arms and leathery skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, vow after vow, while she agreed to that marriage. Not only having to tolerate her annoying northern accent but also Robert Baratheon marching to the capital, shouting that HE'S STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LYANNA'S BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because he's not the one that has to stand there and watch her puffy northern gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of dornish girls and prostitutes and later Elia Martell for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the boonies in Summerhall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's covering her dimpled cheeks as she smiles to wink suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to marry her and revel in her "wild (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she practiced so much in front of a mirror. And then Lyanna says another vow, and you know you could kill every single person in Westeros before your father could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Rhaegar Targaryen. You're not going to fail the prophecy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>87097048
SANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>87097048
Top Tier Chad Houses
>Baratheon
>Lannister
>Greyjoy
>Selmy
>Dayne
>Redwyne
>Targaryen until Jahaerys II
>Blackfyre
>Velaryon
>Tarly
>Manwoody
>Yronwood
>Wyll
>Osgrey
>Webber
>>87097125
i loved his retardation tho
>no rubbel
>shows them literally walking around the rubbel in lines
>>87097138
They died because one selfish cunt didn't uphold an arranged marriage for the good of the people
Same as Robb
>>87097134
kek
>>87097138
They were both dumb as fuck but I bet if Robert found out he would have gone to kill Rhaegar anyway and probably killed her too for breaking his heart.
>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>You wish to kill me right here? Are you forgetting about the gods? You cannot kill a guest under your roof, you'd be no better than your family's killers.
>You don't care about that? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or you can just leave my corpse on the floor. That would be acceptable as well.
im gonna miss bobby b posting can i have some good ones to save?
Imagine being Bobby in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cersei, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your chubby body and horrific puffy face. I would totally have sex with you, both the real me and my eternal form." when all he really wants to do is fuck Bessie in this tavern. Like seriously imagine having to be Bobby and not only lie in that bed while Tywin flaunts his “successful” marriage to all, the favorable lighting barely concealing Cersei’s signs of alcoholism, and just lie there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but also Jamie standing outside the door shouting that she's THE BEST SISTER and DAMN, THANK THE GODS FOR HER AND NOT BESSIE!!” because he's not the one that has to lie there and watch her flabby fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of WHORES and BOARS and later BESSIE for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the Veil. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, not since Targ shits anyway, and now you swear you can taste the WINE that's covering her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to be there where her brother was and revel in her "Lioncave (for that is what she calls herself)", the cave she worked so hard with Jamie in the previous days, fucking WHORE. And then Ned sends a raven, and you know you could kill every single Targshit on this continent before a boar could put you down, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Bobby. You're not going to lose your Throne over this. Just boar it. Hide your face and boar it.
>>87097208
>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.
Will you retards fuck off with your stale pasta which gets zero (You)'s
I hope in books Jon is not got resurrected, the watchers burn his body and we will never see him to act on the pages in future.
THE CHAD COPYPASTA
>>87097146
the virgin copypaste
>>87097215
>>87097204
bravo DND!
>>87097152
his last words for 'harren' *gargle*
>>87097208
Like everything good and enjoyable /tv/ and Plebbit ran it into the ground within days.
>>87097134
I don't get it
>>87097180
Robert was busy with his Vale whore while Lyanna was by all accounts being raped nightly by the mad prince Rhaegar. It was only when Aerys demanded his head that he decided to maybe put a stop to it.
>Robert's rebellion was built on a lie.
Quite right, Bran.
>>87097268
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.
BRING THE LAST SEASON BEFORE I START ROLLING IN MY PISS AND SHIT
>>87097262
>zero (You)s
okay
>>87097119
Wights are being controlled directly by an Other, like in Meathouse Man. Beric is animated by a psychic gestalt that includes Thoros, but also many other minds.
>>87097048
Cersei is doing the right thing here
tho its a huge gamble
Who ever wins she's dead or not a queen anyway.
Best scenario for her obviously is if danny and Jon wins but their army of filthy shitskins will be decimated, weakened and halved.
And also if her dragons die
Then she will have a fighting chance
Honestly she should ally with Meereen or the other lords in essos that hates danny.
White Walkers win, then they all die to Greyscale
Ice and Fire
>>87097048
>>87097319
all you though, doesn't count
>only 2 people died on season 7
>a literally who
>CIA death felt like it happened because someone had to die
what went wrong bromigos?
NK is /ourguy/
enrichment for westeros now
>the mad king burns the starks alive and demands that jon arryn brings him ned and robert's head
>'the rebellion was built on a lie'
yeah, probably rhaegar&lyanna's lie because they didn't tell anyone the truth and plunged the realm into needless war
THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS TOTALLY POINTLESS
ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS NIGHT KING MOVED LIKE HALF A DAY'S WALK TO EASTWATCH
EVERYTHING ELSE WAS FILLER
>>87097204
Glad they finally killed him off. Was pretty obvious in the last few seasons that they didn't have any plans for him and were just keeping him around for artificial tension.
so which one is the best actor? nikolaj, coster, or waldau?
>>87097387
The stark girls and bealish were fillers
>>87097387
>iron back gets paid off
>filler
Hey dorks, I'm working on a Civ 5 mod and trying to set up the basic stuff. One of the most important modifications will be replacing generals with a single commander for each civ/house. Pic related will be the map. It's going to be a sort of free for all scenario, where you can play normally but the end goal is to be the last house left. Let me know what you think.
The Freefolk (Mance Rayder)
Commander: Lord of Bones
Unit: Giant (Replaces longswordsman)
-Extreme combat stength
-Slight increase to defense
-Takes long time to build
Ability: True North
-Increased combat stength for all units on tundra/snow tiles
The Night's Watch (Lord Commander Mormont)
Commander: Alliser Thorne
Unit: Ranger (Replaces longswordsman)
-Increased movement speed
-Slight combat strength increase
Ability: Steward Maintenance
-Cities with builders stationed in them gain additional defense
The North (Eddard Stark)
Commander: Robb Stark
Unit: Dire Wolf (Replaces knight)
-Extreme movement speed
-Can move after attacking
-Moderate combat strength increase
-Can only have one dire wolf deployed at a time (can build/train another once it dies)
Ability: Lupine Senses
-Increased line of sight for all combat units
The Iron Islands (Balon Greyjoy)
Commander: Yara Greyjoy
Unit: Iron Galley (Replaces galleas)
-Moderate combat strength increase
-Increased movement speed
Ability: Shipyard Haste
-Cities gain increased production when building ships
The Riverlands (Hoster Tully)
Commander: Brynden Tully
Unit: Black Archer (Replaces crossbowman)
-Slight combat strength increase
-Cities with black archers stationed in them take reduced damage from siege units
Ability: Swift Scales
-Units suffer no movement penalties when crossing rivers
-Increased combat strength for all units on river tiles
>>87097361
They cant be bothered fleshing out any chracters or writing anything except for Dany, Jon or Cersei this late in the game because they just want to rush to the end.
>>87097387
There are only two things left to happen, Good Guys vs Walkers, and Good Guys vs Cersei.
How much filler is gonna be needed to make those 2 battles last a season?
>What Is Dead May Never Day
>Euron is scared of zombies
lol
>maybe we should invite everyone in charge of an army to this summit, we could get a ton of people to fight with us
>there's no time
>>87097387
This. Granted, everyone watching the show is accustomed to plenty of filler episodes, but the finale was just fucking embarrassing even by this show's standards.
>>87097428 (Continued)
The Eyrie (Lysa Arryn)
Commander: Petyr Baelish
Unit: Vale Knight (Replaces knight)
-Ignore terrain movement penalties
-Slight combat strength increase
Ability: Impregnable
-Enemy units suffer increased terrain movement penalties inside Eyrie territory
The Westerlands (Tywin Lannister)
Commander: Jaime Lannister
Unit: Wildfire Launcher (Replaces trebuchet)
-Extreme combate strength increase
-Low defense
-Suffers no penalties attacking units (as opposed to normal siege weapon penalties)
-If destroyed, injures all units within 1 tile distance (like a miniature nuke)
Ability: Deep Pockets
-All units have reduced maintenance costs, and combat units have lower purchase costs
The Crownlands (Robert Baratheon)
Commander: Stannis Baratheon
Unit: Stag Pike (Replaces pikeman)
-Slight combat strength increase
-Adjacent Stag Pikes gain increased combat strength
-Fortified Stag Pikes gain twice as much defensive bonuses and heal faster
Ability: Do Your Duty
-Any city with Stannis Baratheon garrisoned cannot be captured unless it is Robert's last remaining city
The Reach (Olenna Tyrell)
Commander: Mace Tyrell
Unit: Rose Guard (Replaces longswordsman)
-Slight combat strength increase
-Increased movement on grasslands and plains tiles
Ability: Breadbasket of Westeros
-All Tyrell granaries produce double food output
-Wheat fields produce triple food output
The Stormlands (Renly Baratheon)
Commander: Loras Tyrell
Unit: Flower Guard (Replaces pikeman)
-Slight combat strength increase
-Extreme combat strength increase if a Flower Guard is within 1 tile of of its command (Loras Tyrell)
Ability: Wooded Way
-Combat units gain increased movement and combat strength on forest tiles
Queen of Semen
>>87097472 (Continued)
Dorne (Doran Martell)
Commander: Oberyn Martell
Unit: Viper (Replaces pikeman)
-Performs ranged melee attack before performing melee attacks (two attacks)
-Extremely low defense
Ability: Dornish Delicacies
-For each luxury resource Dorn controls, combat units gain increased movement speed
Suggestions and constructive criticism are always welcome.
>>87097428
>Civ 5
>>87097428
where is night watch castles and dreadfort?
>>87097457
Pay more attention, he was bluffing
>>87097338
only sane thing for her to do is step down and rule the westerlands with jaime. trying to keep the throne is nothing but insanity
>>87097428
kill yourself
>>87097563
Then again she has been portrayed as a batshit insane character since forever.
>>87097562
Why didn't Theon point out he was clearly faking
>>87097387
T H I S
H
I
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>>87097563
Losing is not an option obviously
>>87097048
Which Houses sound like they could bei a modern day surname
>>87097264
Doesn't he have a scar on the left side of his chest? Why is there no hole in his vest that proves he got stabbed there?
>>87097204
t. stupid idiot who thinks he's clever
>>87097557
They're a bit hard to see from the minimap layout.
>>87097048
>blocked in my country
>>87097673
t. YAAS QUEEN SLAY
>>87097673
t. Daenarys virgin poster
Preston dropped the ball on this one
>>87097457
>day
>>87097640
I know several guys with Stark as surname
>>87097688
>snow south of the wall instead of north
rate my OC guys
>>87097146
why didn't rhaegar just give robert a different wife and a castle
>>87097563
Do you think danny will just let the westerland become a separate nation?
A lot of them will break off like dorne or even the vale, stormlands
What's the point of her going there to rule dragon stone only?
The north already seem to be Disconnected so it won't matter that much if they do break off
Royce
>>87097472
It should be Brienne instead of Loras in the Stormlands
These threads are dead
Only correct ranking
Even brave men blind themselves sometimes, when they are afraid to see.
>>87097842
Have you ever seen Castle Black without snow?
>>87097640
Tyrell lol is a black name because of Americanz
>tfw Waymar will beat the Night KANG
>>87097910
>when they are afraid to see
So they aren't brave
This sentence doesn't make any sense
The long night is coming brothers
>>87097904
ants
>>87097844
recast Euron
>>87097910
a masterclass in overacting
I don't get. Who is the queen?
>tfw the hound was to much of a pussy to save beric
>>87097984
Take your stupid memes back facebook you fucking normie
>>87097858
no stepping down means a nation subservient to the throne. no longer a queen but as acting lady of the westerlands with jaime serving as warden of the west.
ruling isn't his style so she'd obviously be handling most of that. I'm saying stepping down from the position of queen and returning west to hold the westerlands.
I never mentioned her ruling a separate kingdom.
>>87097640
Hizdahr zo Loraq could be a European name imo
>>87097507
the north unint seems shit only one kinght ever ? not worth the hit and run takticks you can do with it.
The 2x and 3x foood seems insane.
Baratheon Cant capture a city seems crazy as well.
Anyone else enjoying the Theon redemption arc?
>>87097994
Too small cock.
>>87098004
>every character wearing the same outfit
How could this happen???
>>87097910
>normies cream themselves over this kind of GOT word salad
>>87098019
no memes, season 8 GOT I believe cersei will ally with the night king in exchange for immortality, or maybe night king is seeking a queen hence why he's marching
>>87098016
*thoros
>>87098038
He will die before he does anything meaningful. He will save Yara and that's about it
I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.
>>87097125
Preston is a literal redditor gigautist
>>87098016
His experience with fire is like like /tv/ when they interact with women.
>>87098032
Learn fucking English dumb spic
>>87098004
waif when she kills dany and cersei and marries Stannis
>>87097904
>ugly
>>87098025
Yeah obviously being subordinate to danny makes everything pointless.
>>87098094
NO English is trash language.
Starting a rewatch of GoT, feels pretty good man. Early seasons had such depth, even in the simple scene cuts. When Lady is killed by Ned and then they transition into Bran waking up all I can think of is ONLY DEATH CAN PAY FOR LIFE.
Of course that's why Dany is gonna magically get pregnant, because Viserion was killed.
>>87098038
Only thing im looking forward to next season
DABIDDD
>>87098088
"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt."
>>87098077
Probably did righting euron while he helps Yara escape
Or kill euron sacrafcing himself in the process
>>87098032
The lone knight unit for the North is balanced by the already massive size of the North. They should be able to overwhelm opponents through sheer infantry and crossbows.
2x and 3x food is justified since the Reach has extremely low production, so you'd need to allocate excess citizens to specialist slots instead of mines.
The Baratheon ability seems fair since it lacks anything else. It fits with Stannis's plot and forces enemies to attack the Crownlands at multiple strongholds. Stannis can't be in every city at once.
>>87098025
And you really think cercei's gonna accept that?
>>87097910
caspere knew this
>>87097496
>tfw they need to nerf Cersei TO HELL to make Dany look half decent
The absolute state of Daenerys Targaryen.
>>87097904
what's the horizontal axis?
>>87098187
Good/Bad
>>87097163
tarly not so much anymore
>>87097496
Ugly
>>87098038
It's just a filler arc, both Theon and Yara are useless in the crown fight and the white walker thing.
>dragonglass kills wights
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>87098025
Why would she do that if she knew she's got a chance to weaken dany with the white walkers.
She's got nothing to loose now she's dead or not a queen whoever wins.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>87098004
holy shit is this picture of Dany real ? they're trying so hard to hide her fat
>>87098171
no I don't. it's just the most logical thing to do but she's obviously bat shit insane and desperate to hold her current position.
What happened to bobbyposting?
>>87098038
Why is Yara even alive?
>>87097731
>Only now are people seeing that Preston is blinded by autism and is being too harsh to take serious
You can argue that it's the point of his reviews but he's not fucking Cinemasins, he has no excuse to stretch as far as he does.
>>87098254
It will be back, soon, ya shits
>>87098258
Euron takes pleasure in turtoring members of his family
At least in the smallest chapter
I reckon d&d will use this
>>87098238
If she's smart she should be stocking up on wildfire or dragon glass in case danny lost
I'm interested to see how they will kill the ice dragon.
>>87098273
This.
A lot of people are way too harsh on this season. It checked all the boxes I wanted, people need to just appreciate it for what it is -- the best show on television-- and not treat it like a holy scripture with criticism. Fucking ridiculous, Preston should be ashamed.
>>87097204
>You cannot kill a guest under your roof, you'd be no better than your family's killers.
Being a guest and having Guest Rite are 2 different things chuckleheads
>>87098246
>>87098185
i gotta give it to the costume department, they're doing a very good job of hiding emilia's chubbiness
the lighting and angles is also very favorable for her now
>>87098296
But I thought he's only after the boys
>>87098318
>A lot of people are way too harsh on this season.
Not harsh enough I would say
Only thing that happened was Night King blew up the wall. That's it.
>>87098296
>next time we see yara she will be as messed up as theon
What will happen when they meet again?
>>87098359
He gonna chop the Lady cock
>>87098388
He'll force her to have straight sex.
>>87098318
>the best show on television
>d&d and the producers admit that the arya&sansa drama was forced because they needed more content other than killing littlefinger
if this is the best show on television, that's pretty fucking sad
>>87098353
Speaking of which, how DID they break the wall? I thought it's supposed to be a bulwark of magic and runes and not just an ice wallin b4 magical fire from magical undead dragons, fucking fanfic tier writing
>>87098353
>implying boat sex wasn't better
>>87098038
>d&d make him a pussy for an entire season
>give him a redeeming moment in the last episode
>he's a pussy again after that
how long are d&d going to recycle this technique? they already wasted theon & alfie's acting skills
>>87098419
>hurr durr I need all my magic in my fantasy world explained through endless exposition.
Just learn to relax and enjoy the show, its a good show.
>>87098379
GoT needs more yuri
>If Stannis had accepted the peace proposal Lord Florent made for him, Tommen would be King, Shireen would be Queen and Stannis could be running the show from King's Landing
>His grandchildren would still be called Baratheon, have the Baratheon sigil, words and blood.
Meanwhile her children now, if he marries her off, won't be Baratheons
Good work, Stannis.
>>87098419
yes the spoiler is correct ?
But how is in the books some shitty horn not much better.
>>87098318
its not the best show on tv anymore. now its average with a big budget
>>87098470
It never was
>>87098456
Shireen has that dragon skin leprocy thing
>>87098462
>blow the horn and the walls will come a tumbling down
GRRM ripped this off from the bible. Which is also a really shitty fanfic
>>87098442
Not if this is the reason we don't get to see direwolves anymore, just so some edgy teenagers can fap over their retarded undead frost dragons and look at the blue fire it's sooo fucking coool yEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS DRAAAAAAGOOOONSSSSSSSSS
http://www.strawpoll.me/13823911
>>87098456
>implying Cersei wouldn't have murdered her and him anyway
>>87098555
>muh shitty cgi wolves
>hating on based dragons
literally fuck off shitlord
>>87098561
which one, /got/?
>>87098602
not him, but
>'based dragons'
they're CGI, a prop, they literally only exist because dany doesn't have any personal skill to conquer westeros
>she spent an entire year of being raped by a zombie
really makes you think.
>>87098654
Probably developing a taste for it
>>87098442
YASSSSS GURRRRL SLAYY, BRAN HAS GOD MODE BOIIIIkill yourself
>daenerys is 'the mother of dragons' because drogo recieved old dragon eggs as a gift on drogo&dany's wedding
>>87098654
>implying she didn't like it
There's a reason they call him the mountain, and it's not his height.
>>87098456
Yeah that's nice but he's literally the rightful king
>>87097125
Preston is in Iraq. He's been captured by ISIS and forced to make this video.
Just a little reminder.
>>87098696
really makes you think, huh?
>>87098732
they should forgive him for conspiring to kill their father?
Can't wait for Dany and her rainbow coalition to defeat the evil Night King and Mad Queen Cersei next season.
>>87098732
AND he helped kill the person that sentenced Ned to death
>>87098732
HURRRR DOESN'T MATTER YOU DID THAT THING THAT OTHER THING
>Every possible series of events is happening all at once. Live that way and nothing will surprise you. Everything that happens will be something you have seen before.
geez so I am guessing he didn't foresee this huh? is this pottery or shitty writing?
>THEY DON'T BURN LF BODY
>NIGHT KING IS LITERALLY ONLY A COUPLE HOURS AWAY
Ready for undead littlefinger?
>>87098696
>she unironically calls the dragons 'her children'
>>87098732
Yeah, all those things he did make him a traitor. The fuck is your point?
>>87098846
>something didn't happen immediately on screen
>this means it never happened
Those are the retards I share a general with.
>>87098702
>"""Rightful"""
By what right? Conquest? Because if we're naming kings by conquest, the Lannisters won that fight.
>you are on trial
>I DEMAND A LAWYER
Really Dnd?
>>87098829
His execution is an allegory for viewers who nitpick the shows plot for it's magic elements and can't just enjoy it for what it is. It worked because the only people who don't like this scene are those exact people.
>>87098854
The point is that he's a contrarian that identifies with the edgy, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor characters.
>>87098654
>>she spent an entire year of being raped by a zombie
Probably the most exciting part of her life. And she deserved it.
Still waiting for Brienne to reveal what really happened to Stannis.
>>87098846
I am ready its part of his plan.
>>87098696
>Illyrio is actually the guy who made all of this happen
What's his endgame?
>>87098875
>muh right of conquest
fake and gay. if anybody can just rise up and take the throne, there's no point. legitimate succession brings stability. the war of the five kings would never have happened if a) rhaegar hadn't gone full retard for northern pussy, and b) tywin hadn't sperged out and killed all the targ heirs after defeating aerys. should have just imprisoned aerys and put a regent on the throne until the proper heir came of age.
>>87097981
bravery isn't a lack of fear
its to be afraid yet go on anyways.
>>87098985
Azor Stannis
>>87097152
>Argl... glarbled... gloo...
What did he mean by this?
>>87099016
How do you think the first king was named dipshit? He started smashing skulls in until everyone agreed he was king. That's how the Targaryens became kings, that's how the Baratheons became kings, that's how the Lannisters became kings.
>>87099005
I'm glad you asked.
Varys and Illiryo are Mermen. This is alluded several times in the series - for instance, when Tyrion threatens to throw Varys into the sea, Varys replies with "you'd be surprised at the result". Now, what does Fire and Ice make? Water. At the end of the series the dragons would melt the glaciers at the Lands of Always Winter, flooding the world. And then the Mermen shall rule.
>It's always summer, under the sea
>I know, I know, oh, oh, oh
>>87097152
>Haa...hhrrgghhhrenhall...
>>87099061
AHHHHHHH SHANSHA GIVE HARRENHALL TO MY SHON WHEN HE'SH OLD ENOUGH
>>87098875
Robert was the rightful king by conquest and Stannis by succession.
> Because if we're naming kings by conquest, the Lannisters won that fight.
Not really, their armies and allies wouldn't have fought for them if they knew the truth about cersei's kids. Also her being queen when she has no royal blood is just bad writing.
>won
We all know the series won't end with a lannister on the throne
>>87097264
iirc that the whole storyline is just for Jon and Dany to get together.
Waldo something about Jon being the Song of Ice and Fire.
i just saw episode 6 and i have no idea what the fuck is even going on
3 dragons with the night king right fucking there and they do nothing and let him kill one of the dragons
then later dany goes "we're gonna kill the night king! grrr!"
JUST BREATHE SOME FIRE YOU IDIOTS
oh and nice ripping off world of warcraft lol
I'm trying to understand what unsettles me about Emilia in this pic. Help me lads.
>>87099148
>We all know the series won't end with a lannister on the throne
if d&d know how to make pure kino, it will
>>87099092
lmao this aint the little mermaid he has legs retard
>>87099174
Write better.
>>87099184
I love Jaime but it's impossible.
>>87099148
>implying
>>87099205
magic legs retard
>>87099148
>if they knew the truth about cersei's kids
But they didn't so your point is completely irrelevant.
>Also her being queen when she has no royal blood is just bad writing.
She named herself queen and no one dared to step up to oppose that claim. That literally makes her the rightful queen.
>>87099205
>he has legs retard
Those are an illusion. He's always walking strangely softly and smoothly for such a fat man.
>look up Jaime
>normies not sure where he's going
>>87099238
>>87099248
>everybody with legs is a mermaid
>Westeros is actually an underwater coral reef, it's just an illusion hurr hurr
>>87097048
I am still mad that no one even questioned Cersei becoming Queen. No fucking repercussions at all.
>>87099148
>>87099213
you autists still don't get it, you're a ruler if you're ruling and no one stops you, that's it. It's a confidence game
>>87099248
>>87099205
And how he travels between continents in such a short time is only explained with a strong tail fin
Why didn't Littlefinger just teleport away from Winterfell?
someone post the "virgin X vs chad X" GOT versions
>>87099280
No one cares who's the ruler as long as they don't harm them directly. Cersei only targets the people who cross her, the smallfolk don't give a fuck about who sits on the throne as long as they're allowed to live their lives.
>>87099386
damn the kids in the show must have had the best time growing up
>>87099386
I want those legs to crack my skull
>>87099386
You're beautiful.
t. hotpotpie
>>87099280
Tommen killed himself
I dont know much about succession rules
But the baratheon house is extinct
Is the night watch ended?
>>87099148
then bobby b's conquest isnt legitimate either because lyanna was a fucking whore who wasnt kidnapped but ran away by her own free will
>>87099425
Tommen was a Lannister retard. GENDRY IS STILL ALIVE RETARD.
>>87098609
>a вeдь этo был мeм пpo двoйникoв Пыни
>>87099181
her ugly face
>>87099280
>>87099425
Succession rules don't mean shit if a person becomes powerful enough to just seize the throne
That's what Cercei did
>>87099460
gendry isnt a baratheon
>>87099486
That's what every king the past 5 years has done. That's why Stannis sperging out about his """right""" to rule is fucking stupid. If he really was king he would just kill whoever holds the throne.
>>87099460
No one knows that.
And gendry is still officially a bastard.
Possibly going to die and will become a white walker
>>87099420
In Dabid's defense, Hotpie must have seen how monstrous she was and thought that even he had a chance.
>>87099509
>No one knows that.
They literally said it in the show
Bran90000 can confirm now
>>87099491
anon...
>>87099409
>>87099425
The reason it bothers me is that they made it seem like the smallfolk hated Cersei and loved Margaery but now they are okay with her being on the Throne.
>Fans of the HBO series Game of Thrones have long suspected that Jon Snow is not the bastard son of Ned Stark of Winterfell, but Jon Sand, the bastard son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. Now, thanks to Samwell Tarly's chance discovery at the Citadel and Bran's powerful insight as the Three-Eyed Raven, fans know that Jon Snow is not a bastard at all! He is the legitimate son of Rhaegar and Lyanna, and his true name is Aegon Targaryen after the original Aegon the Conqueror. This T-Shirt confirms Jon's name and identity as rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
The absolute state of GOT merch.
IF I CUT THAT THROAT WILL YOU DIE?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>87099530
>that reading comprehension
Well obviously "no one knows that" as in "no lord in westeros".
>>87099549
Do you think the smallfolk were okay with Stalin being a dictator? Golly gee why didn't they just revolt?
we...
>>87099550
gargaryan
gagarin?
>>87099583
Bran
>>87099556
It would be very painful
>>87099386
>>87099092
Bran, the most powerful seer alive, had seen the sea coming to Winterfell.
Arya had followed Varys and Illiryo into a well, and reached the sewers, where the only way out was to swim through a river.
>>87099530
That's if bran can tell them maybe if Jon snows side will win
The measters need to see his vision or some official records or else its heresy
>>87099549
They may or may not be okay with it
They sure as hell won't open their mouth to oppose a person who's just blown up half the city just to make a point.
Wasn't Edmure in Castly Rock?
>>87099549
The smallfolk go with the flow, even Jaime said so. They just don't care and Cersei hasn't done anything to them, like say burn a bunch of people who did literally nothing wrong for the hell of it, so they could give less of a fuck.
>>87099580
>hey guys i can see all of the worlds history and my head oh and my brother, you know, the bastard, he is actually the rightful king of the realm so could you give him the crown please?
>>87097264
https://youtu.be/VCvVg-jWusQ?t=55s
>>87099619
Who is Edmure?
Can't wait for d&d to brush over the murderer of sams family and have him follow Danny blindly like an orbiter
>>87099650
Viserys >>>>>> Raggar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> power gap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daenerys
>>87099635
>ask bran to prove his powers
>he brings up something embarassing from your past "chaos is a ladder" style
>people stop questioning bran's powers
>>87099549
Having foreign shitskin invaders will unite them to cersei's side
>>87099676
Aerion best targ
>>87099644
lmao why did they plan the whole thing for the most dramatic effect? Someone had to make that 'Traitor' sign then they all stood there with their backs turned waiting for Jon to show up
What did they mean by this
>>87099672
I think she did him a favor there, as his father was a piece of shit, and maybe he'll agree.
>>87099672
Everyone will be a Dany orbiter in s8, better get used to it. There's Team Good, the Night King, and Cersei/Euron/Qyburn.
Obviously you're meant to root for Team Good.
>>87099706
dude just turn your brain off Lol!
>two privileged white girls talking about how hard their lives are and how the world doesn't let girls be what they want
that wasn't intentional was it? somehow i doubt this show has that much self awareness
>>87099460
Tommen was officially a Baratheon, retard
Gendry is a bastard, retard
>>87097264
If GRRM has balls, could be. Jon's plot in the show is now basically Stannis + Aegon in the books so he's not really needed.
>>87097373
>rhaegar and lyanna decide to come clean to not make the starks angry, and to make amends to the baratheons
>the dornish get pissed because the marriage with elia was fucking """""annulled"""" out of the blue, they send reprentatives to king's landing to complain and get burnd
>t. civil war
>>87099706
I hate it when people complain when people ask questions like this. Why can't people understand that some of us just don't care about the quality of writing or whether the story actually makes sense?
>>87099672
>be the centre off mass
>the source of gravity
>gets called orbiter
you know nothing tyrone
>>87099759
>If GRRM has balls
That's the problem.
>>87099626
>They just don't care and Cersei hasn't done anything to them
>Literally blows up one of the most important places in KL
But I guess people don't know it was her? Or do they? I don't know because they never show any of the fucking repercussions.
I guess my complaint comes down to it doesn't feel like the world of GoT is alive outside of the named characters, and Winterfell I guess.
What theme played when Cersei threatened Jaime at the end of episode 7?
>>87099759
he's getting ressed in the books too, but there are consequences to rescurrection in grrms canon, refer to lady stoneheart
>>87099771
then what would happen if they crushed the rebels? dorne would get mad anyway, and civil war continues
>your yfw
>>87099786
>le fat joke xDDDD
well memed reddit!
>>87099771
The Martells weren't part of the Stark/Baratheon/Arryn/Tully/Lannister alliance so it wouldn't have worked the same.
>>87099804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNjkUduAlHI&t=2s
>Jaime charging the dragon
>Cersei and Tyrion conversation
>snow falling on KL while Jaime rides away
>Thoros, Beric and the Hound in the abandoned house; the Hound digging a grave
L I T E R A L L Y the only good non-meme scenes this season. Prove me wrong.
>>87099804
This kino tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNjkUduAlHI
>>87099815
Would like to kick him in the head and see him struggling to rise after his fall like a roach.
>>87099830
More likely Dorne just becomes independent, the Targs couldn't take them with dragons, there's no way they could do it without
>>87099815
>this is the most writing he's done on it in one sitting
>>87099771
A far more minor civil war which would see the rest of the Seven Kingdoms united against Dorne which is one of the weakest and least populated regions in the first place.
The way things actually went the Targs were having to fight 4 of the Great Houses (Stark, Baratheon, Arryn, Tully) and the half or so of the entire realm they controlled right from the get go.
>>87099796
Why would Cersei brag about blowing that up tot he public?
>>87099845
the cersei/tyrion scene was fucking cringeworthy
>>87099796
I don't think any peasant was particularly interested in the sept or any of the people inside.
>>87099845
>the Hound digging a grave
remember kids: fan service is okay as long as its bookfan service
>>87099771
who gives a fuck what those sandcoons think
>>87099845
>3 of those involve the Lannisters
Really fires up the neurons. Seriously though, without them this show would be a 2/10 instead of the 4/10 that it is now.
>>87099845
>Jon's ass
>>87097457
You utter autist, You was too busy on here bitching about the show to see what he was doing.
Cunt
>>87099874
>Dorne which is one of the weakest and least populated regions in the first place
Even Aegon with 3 dragons couldn't take Dorne, if Dorne wanted to go it alone they could
We will never get anything as good as the war of the 5 kings ever again
>>87099845
add theon jumping ship
>>87099904
The Jaime/Cersei scene made me emotional.
>>87099923
>Even Aegon with 3 dragons couldn't take Dorne, if Dorne wanted to go it alone they could
Maybe. But an attempted Dornish breakaway which would see them having to resort to guerilla warfare on their own turf, and them presenting no risk of deposing the Targs, as the entirity of the realm marched against them is in noway comparable to a genuine fullblown civil war which tore the realm apart.
>>87099830
no what i'm saying is even if the starks/baratheon decide to accept lyanna's wishes, the dornish would still get sufficiently pissed to set off the Mad King on a burning spree
>>87099874
aerys wasn't a loved king and he's established to be a murderous lunatic way before the baratheons and starks decide enough is enough.
it's not that unlikely that aerys' hold on power was strenuous and that any disruption would cause a chain reaction of rebellion, until even tywinn would switch sides
>>87099933
Robert's Rebellion spinoff with competent writers would be better.
>>87099887
Do they not care about the High Sparrow? Or Margaery or the King?
Is Cersei a dumb cunt?
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>87098038
I liked that scene, I think he's a fucking good actor, You could see in this episode how he went from Reek to Theon after reek and old Theon from season 1-2.
That is very fucking hard to do as an actor trying to focus on a scene.
>I'm the Three-Eyed-Raven
>"????"
>Oh, it's not important. I see everything that has happened, and currently happening.
>"I just realized Joffrey is the child of an incestual relationship"
>Oh, how did you know that?
>"I read it in this old geezers journal.."
>Oh.. I didn't know that
Nicely written, that Bran-fella!
>>87099979
>the dornish would still get sufficiently pissed to set off the Mad King on a burning spree
Yeah, a Dornish burning spree.
>>87100011
No.
>>87100017
Nothing, that's not canon and WILL NEVER BE
>>87100017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_atqPcXvcr0
This scene was pure kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjtPtTUx_ks
>>87100054
George will never release another ASOIAF book. It will be canon because he revealed the plot to D&D.
>>87100024
>Hey Bran can you look back see how the Walkers were defeated the first time? Or how the Wall was built? Or how to make Valyrian Steel?
>The boatsex... it was beautiful Jon
>>87100018
"You are a stark and a greyjoy"
>>87100092
>The incest, Aegon.
>>87099583
How can ravens be real if their three eyes aren't real?
>>87100017
>Stannis is pure iron
>breaks but doesn't bend
>bends in his last act
>>87098846
THIS GUY FUCKIN GETS IT
list of people who wern't burned after death pls
>>87099973
The premise for Jaime finally leaving her was botched... he's stayed with her for more eggrigious things... her latest plan is the best plan to save their family and he fucks off... he should have fucked off long ago... but yeah... powerful scene
>>87100092
Boatsex is barely sex, like literally I couldn't even imagine there was penetration. And those fish faces didn't help. How did freefolk even fap to it?
>>87100151
he was mad she is just using him as a pawn now
>>87100151
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. If they really HAD to, it should've been three seasons ago. He stood by her for worse, but they needed a reason for him to join Team Good. I'm a Jaimefag but I don't want to see him bend the knee to Dany.
>>87098846
>>87100148
>the wights that killed jojen were people 3ER had previously wanted to succeed him but didnt make it all the way
>>87100016
Yes.
>>87100079
The most kino episode
>>87100148
>undead stannis + littlefinger
The living are F U C K E D
>>87100188
He is not going there to bend the knee. He is going there to fight against the undead. After, he can go help Cersei if that's what he wants.
>>87100240
>He is not going there to bend the knee. He is going there to fight against the undead. After, he can go help Cersei if that's what he wants.
Are you serious? You think that the Targsues will let him do whatever he wants?
>>87100188
Jaime will bend the knee and Tyrion will backstab all of them. Screencap this.
>>87099696
because he figured how fucked it is to be a targ and killed himself
>>87100148
>undead Robert riding an Ice Boar
>undead Stannis with Icebringer
>undead Renly bringing the Iceaids
OURS IS THE FURY
>>87100297
>Iceaids
>>87100281
Why would she ask him to bend the knee when it's not the priority? She asked to postpone the war to prioritize the undead.
>>87099726
although I want a Jame redemption arc, that was a dumb move
I didn't want to believe the leaks because that is some 1st grade bullshit fanfic, but now we have to endure this garbage
>>87099491
>>87099548
Gendry is a bastard.
>>87097361
Who was the first one?
The priest?
>>87097428
the norths commander should not be robb stark
>>87100281
When he tells them about Cersei lowballing them the Targs wont harm him.
>>87100240
He aint going back to cersei. Its a one way ticket cuz she will kill him if he returns
>>87097361
Ellaria
All 3 sand snakes
Olenna Tyrell
Thoros
Viserion
Littledick
Tormund
Beric
Probably Edd too. Yeah, no one died. It was a shit season, but plenty died m8
>>87099619
No he was sent to retake his old home, where the blackfish was holding out.
>>87101079
>Ellaria
>All 3 sand snakes
Literal nobodies
>Viserion
Not a person
>Tormund
>Beric
>Probably Edd too
All not dead...yet
>>87099845
Theons last conversation with Jon.
>>87099805
Belric also mentions that he loses memories or something.
>>87100079
Why didn't pycel run away? He was shown to be quite fit and energetic earlier in the show.