Watching Grown Ups for the first time, guys. 21 minutes

dude we're comedians and we're friends lmao

it's a bad movie, if you're actually watching it you're wasting your time.

>>87089468
Haha, yeah. But I'm already sensing that this movie has a lot of heart. Really comfy

>>87089475
That's ok. I would waste it with something else anyway.

>>87089442
who the hell dressed this movie?

Haha, it's so cozy. I want to be there with there

>>87089442
It's a fun movie

>>87089541
Not /fa/.

Americans unironically dresses like that tho. They don't give a shit about /fa/

It's a series of bits of a theme with a loosely threaded plot around them.

>>87089552
Yeah, I'm already having fun with it

>>87089562
I dunno, rob schneider's fit ain't too bad. shame he looks like a guy who hosts elvis-themed weddings in reno.

>>87089442

Boy i really could go for some KFC™ now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VK7TeW6XKU

>>87089442
Why does nobody punish Adam Sandler for his crimes against humanity
The only decent movie he has is with that Girl who forgets everything

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>>87089562
>not /fa/
Good.

>>87089562
>not fa
Yes they dont look like cringey anorexic pieces of shit

>>87089669
Holy fuck, this is how /fa/ dresses?

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>>87089669
>not posting the unedited version
dude..

>>87089669

the only one who looks okay is fourth from right, the rast are trying wayyy to hard

>>87089692
Well to be fair I don't go on /fa/ so I don't know what they think is cool there. But I know what is fashionable IRL here in europe at least, and it looks much better than both OPpic and the /fa/-pics itt.

>>87089669
>>87089730

someone post the /fit/ meetup where they met in a burger shop and sit there in complete silence just staying on the ground like turbo autists and then everyone left after 10 minutes

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>>87089728
Yes.

>>87089730
Me on the far right side

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Mommy can I have some of her milk?

>>87089758
the characters are shlubby dads on a camping trip, so congrats on considering their taste in fashion bad. god euros are such faggots.

>>87089864
based

>>87089787
>buying Rick without knowing how to style Rick

Terrible.

>>87089928
Sorry we can be dads and have fun on camping trips here without looking like 12 year olds. What can I say? I'm sorry americans can't dress maturely.

>>87089669
Imagine how many hours each one of these faggots spent picking out their best outfit to impress all the other effay fags that they were meeting up.

They must've spent days beforehand picking it all out, getting their best pieces out and having mommy iron them so there wouldn't be any wrinkled.

And this is the best they could do.

>>87090106
I mean you're a faggot for bringing up the fashion in the first place and conflating these low class characters in a comedy movie as ambassadors of american fashion. faggy faggot fag euro

>>87090106
OBSESSED

>>87090106
lmao post pics of a faggy euro dad, I need a good laugh.

>dude why don't suburban dads wear overpriced grey monochrome clothes in the woods lmao

>>87090165
Adam Sandler's character in those movies is rich as fuck so basically he's just playing himself since that's how he always dresses.

>>87090184
syrianrefugeecamp.jpeg

>>87089653
>not liking Happy Gilmore
>not liking Billy Madison
>not liking the wedding singer
>not liking punch-drunk-love
Holy shit Sandlers awful movies aside you are an actual plebeian if you didn't get any sort of enjoyment from those four movies.

>>87090165
>>87090176
>>87090184
Lmao too easy.

>>87090292
All me

>>87089730
Dylan Roof /fa/ as fuck

>>87089541
>>87089562
They're middle aged married slobs on vacation. And not just in the movie either.

>be european on a camping trip
>share your tent with syrians

>>87089562
Doug is dressed literally how I dress and I'm /fa/y as fuck.

>>87090464
Kek, nobody is falling for this lie.

Name a single joke that made you laugh from this movie without using google.
Pro tip : you can't because it wasn't funny.

@87090517

Thanks for the (You)

>>87089669
>eurofags think this looks good

>>87090566
who needs jokes when you can laugh at the inability of 5 grown men to dress themselves am I right my fellow euros?

>>87090566
I'm laughing plenty in this movie
t.OP

GOD TIER:
Happy Gilmore
Punch Drunk Love

HIGH TIER:
Billy Madison
The Wedding Singer
50 First Dates
The Waterboy
Anger Management

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HIGH AND MID:
Hotel Transylvania
Little Nicky

MID TIER:
Airheads
Big Daddy
Mr. Deeds
Funny People

LOW TIER:
The Longest Yard
Grown Ups
You Don't Mess With The Zohan

SHIT TIER:
Grown Ups 2
Pixels
Jack & Jill
That's My Boy

>>87090566
I laughed at Norm's scene at the water park.

My brother showed it to me a few years ago, thought I would hate it, walked away enjoying it and some really decent laughs. Helps if you have a aging group of friends that sorta fit into those roles like I do.

>>87090727
Yes, exactly.

Hahahahah, ITT americans are giving away (you)s because some euro made a joke about how they dress. Fucking love it.

>>87090632
That are Australians

>>87090702
>airheads
>mid tier
Fuck off it was at least high tier
>that beavis and Butthead prank call cameo
>secret agent Kramer

This movie is so underrated.

saw this thread when it had zero posts, scrolled past for obvious bait
1 hour later, 50 comments
baka

>>87091360
I'm not sure if OP was being ironic or not but I actually do enjoy the Grown Ups movies. It would be nice to have a close group of buddies like that.

Grown Ups is a feel good movie and succeeds
People here dont like it because they have no friends or family of their own and can't relate to the undertone

>>87090702
>Punch Drunk Love
See how most movies in your list are produced by him or his friends, including Happy Gilmore.

It's a shame he's so devoted to making his personal shit shows instead of working in a normal production like that, where he was just casted like any normal actor, since it actually showed that he can act if he's demanded to do it.

>>87091423
I'm OP, and I'm still watching the movie (it's almost done)

I'm never ironic with any of these threads. I watch them all.

>>87091505
fuck you ;_;

>>87090906
autralians try pretty hard to be euros

I watched this movie in a bus trip and it was pretty harmless, nothing great but the usual family humor.

It's nowhere near as bad as That's my Boy.

>>87091539
You have a point but I enjoy what he does. He just likes making fun movies with his best friends. I really can't fault him for that. He's got a great life.

>>87089442

I was an extra in the resturant scene (Woodmans - Essex, MA) for three days and got paid to eat, sit at a table, and gawk at celebrities. I even got to walk directly in front of the camera in a shot they didn't use.

Selma Hyack - 4'5'' and was a bitch to her handlers. Not attractive - an old lady.

Rock/Sandler - never seen unless shooting.

Paul Blart - Fogettable

Davd Spade - I asked him for his autograph even though we weren't supposed to and he gave it to me all annoyed...It was awesome. He always hung out of his trailer with the extras.

tl;dr - Spade is an okay dude.

>>87091883
>his autograph
Show it to us

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>>87089442
>see kevin james dwarfing rob scheider and CJ
>damn how tall could they be?
LMAO

>>87091883
did you get free woodmans? shit is delicious.

>>87092079
CJ?

>>87092122
that guy who played CJ on 8 simple rules, idk his real name

>>87091883
>Selma Hyack - 4'5'' and was a bitch to her handlers. Not attractive - an old lady.
I almost can't even blame her, she's just waiting for the check
>Rock/Sandler - never seen unless shooting.
not at all surprising
>Paul Blart - Fogettable
just don't get how he has any career at all
>Davd Spade
always seemed down to earth even if he makes trash. I wish him the best

>>87091955

Heh, I gave it to my ex-girlfriends little sister cause she liked Joe Dirt.

>>87092109
No free woodmans - but I worked there growing up so I used to eat free shit all the time.

Onion rings - chicken fingies - fried lobster/clams. OM NOM

>>87092145
it's david spade

>>87092153
>hating King of Queens

wtf is wrong with you?

>>87092202
>Enjoying 2000's Multi-cam sitcoms

wtf is wrong with YOU?

>>87091883
>resturant scene (Woodmans - Essex, MA) for three days
I'm an idiot and don't really understand the moviemaking process but how the hell could that take 3 days. I refuse to believe any scene had more than 2 takes in that movie

>>87092233
The absolute state of this board. For shame, anon.

>>87091883
celebheights put hayek at 5' 2", you're an incompetent judge of heights
>>87092185
idk his real name and i don't want to know his real name

he's CJ from 8 simple rules...

>>87092233
Only shartmericans with shit taste on this board

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Just so you guys know, the movie finished a couple of minutes ago. I liked it overall. It's simple and really cozy. It does to me exactly what it's supposed to.
Feels good to watch a nice feelgood movie, desu.

>>87092202
it's eminently forgettable multicam laugh track nonsense dude, not a single redeeming quality to it. I'm sorry if you watched it as a kid and now can't view it objectively but it was garbage then and it's garbage now

>>87092249
I've been an extra multiple times and you'd be amazed at how long it takes to set up lighting and camera setups when shooting on location. Basically you're getting paid to sit around for 10+ hours before you actually get to do anything.

>>87092249

They had to completely redecorate the resturant. The production seemed professional, but it didn't seem like very many people cared.

But yeah, it shouldn't have taken as long as it did I don't think. Hours of them just setting up a shot and trying different underwhelming takes at the table.

If I remember -

Day 1 - rehearsals and lighting / I do my walk in front of the camera schtick.
Day 2 - Shooting the rehearsed scenes / move camera to the pinball machines / move camera to food pickup station.
Day 3 - more of the same and a parade of cars.

It was free money for a lot of the community and good for Woodmans (who has had their ups and downs). I wouldn't be surprised if Grown Ups was actually a sham.

>>87092267
He was exaggerating you retard. Jesus Christ this fucking board.

>>87091609
I'm not saying that everything he does is bad, heck, I wouldn't watch Grown Ups myself but I wouldn't mind it as background noise if someone was watching it, I can laugh at stupid jokes too. There are few movies of his that I find offensively bad, like That's my boy or Jack & Jill.

And I can't blame him from doing what he does either, since his movies are obviously successful and he seems to have fun doing them.

It's just a shame that's he's so mediocre when he obviously has displayed talent before.

>>87092267
I'm also 6'3'', so yeah short is short.

>>87092271
Multi-cam sitcoms went out of style in 1999. Clearly you are from New Zealand or some culturally disadvantaged country.

>>87092382
why would you need to exaggerate when 5' 1.5" is already ridiculously short

also he contradicts you here
>>87092408

>>87092408
Mutlicam sitcoms are the vast majority of popular shows right now. Modern Family is the only hugely successful current single cam network sitcom that comes to mind.

>>87092459
Jesus Christ dude. Just say 5'2" and stop being autistic.

>>87092459
Are you autistic or something?

>>87092480
Modern Family is not the same flavor of multi-cam sitcom as King of Queens. King of Queens is more akin to Big Bang Theory - which is still popular as hell, but that doesn't mean it isn't shit.

>>87092522
That's because Modern Family is single cam, not multi.

>>87092480
It's always Sunny is single cam.

And recently we had 30 Rock and Parks & Rec.

Granted none of those are as successful as Modern Family, but they were still stand outs.

>>87092519
>>87092522
people like you need to give numerical heights the RESPECT they deserve

say midget or something, not DUDE 4' 5" LMAO, and stop shitting up this board

>>87092579
wew lad

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>>87092579
Literally autistic.

>>87092568
True. I was just pointing out that traditional multicam laugh track sitcoms are still dominant despite being lame.

>>87089730
>mentally ill mass shooter who probably got his entire outfit at a goodwill is more /fa/ than /fa/

>>87092742
I've never understood why laugh tracks are associated to multicams.

I know it's usual but how did they end up like that.

Also the only stand out multicams (as in successes, not necessarily good) I can think of recently are TBBT and HIMYM.

It is the standard in some networks but it doesn't mean they dominate the critics/ratings (TBBT does, though).

>>87092911
It's just that traditional sitcoms were all filmed on soundstage in front of live audiences I guess. The laugh track became so ingrained that M*A*S*H used one despite being single cam.

>>87092911
Well by "dominate" I meant that the number of multicam sitcoms introduced each season far outnumber the single cam ones.

>>87090566
I distinctly remember laughing at the scene where the Jewish guy who isn't Adam Sandler thought the blonde guy fucked his daughter.

>>87090106
SEETHING

>>87092981

FYI only yhe american version of MASH has the laugh track. Euro version has no laugh track in it at all.

There was actually a mixup back when MASH was stil airing where the UK got sent a new episode, but it was an american copy with the laugh track, and when they aired it in the UK people flipped their shit and complained up a storm.

>>87093716
Huh, interesting.

>>87092981
>>87093039
Makes a lot of sense that it's just something left from previous eras.

I used to not mind them but nowadays I just find them obnoxious at times, even if they do work in telling me when to laugh, I tried watching TBBT without a laugh track and it was even worse.

Considering some of my favorite shows are Arrested Devolpment and Parks & Rec are single cam and devoid of laugh tracks, I wish they became the standard.

>>87093951
I think Scrubs deserves a lot of credit for kind of paving the way for single cam sitcoms in the 00s. When it first premiered there was really nothing else like it.

>>87089776
That wasn't /fit/. /fit/ meet up has a giant nigger and a bunch of dyel manlets.

>>87094138
Fucking lol. I need to see that.

>>87089442
Grown Ups is unironically film-tier

>>87089562
Of course they don't care about /fa/, they're not virgin teens trying to impress others through clothing since they have nothing else (personality, sense of humor, confidence, etc).

>>87089442
Why are their shorts so long? Are male knees not kino?

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>>87094320
Cargo shorts are fashionable AND functional. Based Leo knows what's up.

It's a really comfy and heartfelt movie. I like it, even if it's not really witty or original

>>87094284
Funny how a joke made this many (you)s, but you fail to realize that europeans care more about what they wear without being virgins. A father in Scandinavia for example, will wear pretty nice clothes.

>>87094112
There was Malcom, which was also a single cam show.

>>87094718
Shit, you're right. Malcolm in the Middle is one of those shows that I really enjoyed but have almost completely forgotten.

>>87094692
I'm european, you icenigger. Just because you people are fags to the point of having nothing besides clothes to make you stand out, doesn't mean we're all like that.

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>>87089669
>tfw no /fa/ bf

>>87092267
>>87092459
Hyperbole is a literary device you retarded fucking shut-in. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>87094786
Point is that men who aren't slobs care about putting on decent shirts instead of looking like a child.

>>87090702
>low tier
>zohan

c'mon, zohan has a hotshots vibe. easily better than little nicky, deeds, grown ups, and big daddy.

also where the fuck is eight crazy nights

>>87095026
Not really. Only faggots and people with low self-esteem care about dressing up to go inna woods with their friends on vacation.

>>87095026
the point is that the real joke is that you're unable to fathom why millionaire comedians would be content to wear cargo shorts.

>>87094927
fuck off back to /lit/ you retard, this is /tv/

>>87089442
>FOOTBALL PROPERTY OF ATHLETIC DEPT.

What did he mean by this?

>>87095090
>>87095094
No I'm not. I'd wear comfy clothes in the woods too, kek. But I'm pretty sure the joke you're all reacting to, which wasn't even my joke, was stating that americans don't give a damn about fashion, regardless of going on a camping trip or not. But I believe americans do care about fashion.

It's good, it's the sort of Sandler movie that shines because it's just him and his friends having fun. The writing may not be the best but you can tell they're all genuinely having fun making the movie and it makes it good in a sort of meta way.

>>87095351
americans just have different fashion sensibilities in general. wearing cargo shorts and a flannel shirt is the de facto function over form underclass outfit. whereas it'd probably be a track suit in europe.

>>87095094
It honestly is kind of a Southern California thing. You can't really dress in a fashionable coat and scarf when it's warm and sunny 90% of the year.

>>87095433
>a track suit in europe.
In russia and belarus maybe.