>A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he

I always wondered, what was Gandalf doing before Fellowship?

>>87080387
bilbo

>>87080410
Bilbo.

>>87080387
>"Frodo, never deal out death in judgement, who are we to decide who lives and dies?"
>proceeds to kill 6 gorillian orcs

>>87080530
orcs aren't people also it wasn't "in judgement"

>ainur start collaboratively singing epic theme
>melkor starts rapping

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>>87080387

A-and my, uh.. accio axe!

>>87080530
Didn't some of the orcs survive and coexist peacefully in the books?

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>>87080530
>Only 6 gorillian
Not enough.

>>87080530
>pushes denethor into the fire

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>>87080704

>>87080747
#notALLorcs

BILBO BAGGINS, DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS

I am not trying to rob you, I'm trying to help you.

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>>87080530

>implying orcs are remotely equivanelt to men/elves/dwarves.

>implying orc lives matter

>>87080530
>self defense is the same thing as wanting to kill someone for being creepy

>>87080387
>now spread your asshole and let me perform a magic trick

>>87080898
kek

>>87080387
So you meant to arrive late?

First for Turin Turambar

>>87082093
And like Turin you completely fucked up what you tried to do.

>>87080747
"coexist peacefully" as in "were driven back to their shitholes"

>>87082126
Fuck off I'm always first

>>87080677
>everyone quiets down because of how awkward it is
>a few halfheartedly beatbox to seem polite

>>87080387
>Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger
What did Gildor mean by this?

>>87080387
Gandalf is such a huge hypocritical faggot

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BILBO FAGGINS

>>87080410

Networking