Kill, Marry, Fuck Edition (as in Kill Cersei marry Marge and hatefuck Dany)
old>>87069440
They all look really strange. Not bad, but unique.
>>87072098
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!
Did I miss something or did Euron's fleet just randomly stop blockading the Unsullied offscreen? And it is never commented upon.
agghhh...
gilly a cute
What did Jorah do wrong, no LITERALLY where did he go wrong?
Would you hurt this man?
>>87072098
>>87072125
Who may I ask is this
>>87072147
This
>>87072155
Not this
Reminder that Sansa is responsible for Lysa's death by collaboration and Bran knows it.
>>87072098
Well, marry Margery. That's not up for any level of debate from anyone.
I'd fuck Danaerys and kill Cersei.
>>87072098
Characters?
* Kill Dany
* Fuck Cersei to celebrate
* Marry Smirkfu
>>87072098
3 ugly bitches
fuck this show, literally killed off all the hottest women
>>87072136
>dem femlet tit gains
>>87072165
>tfw cersei really did order the mountain to kill him but the mountain couldn't bring himself to hurt based jaime
>>87072165
Holy shit I want to hug this man.
>tfw Nikolaj deleted this because JaimeBriennecucks were insulting him and Lena in the comments
They're so mad that both him and Gwendoline are destroying that ship with no survivors but no need to shit on this, that was qt.
>>87072098
>Not wanting to hold lena headley prisoner and turn her into your loathing concubine who hates everything about you even as you fuck her into jelly.
You're not even in the game yet OP.
>>87072148
They weren't blockading but burning the unsullied fleet
Forcing the unsullied and dothraki to march on foot to kings landing
dany
>>87072136
Ah yes, the "English" look
Only king of the hill fans will get this one
>>87072184
>marry someone with lopsided tits
>>87072182
We'll we have to give Arya some reason to kill sansa
>>87072197
>dried fruit
Fucking disgusting.
OP is right. High Garden would be a nice place to live
>>87072148
It's shit writing, don't think about it. Or else you have to wonder what the other 4/7's of the continent and all of Esso are up to
>>87072223
Why is Aegon wearing Oswell's helm
>>87072197
>Based Nikolaj getting bullied online
That's not okay.
>>87072192
He was probably programmed to never hurt a Lannister other than Tyrion
>>87072147
THE ONE TRUE KING!
>>87072192
She'd never kill Jaime.
>Podeswa: In those two scenes with Tyrion and Jaime, I just think that’s some of the finest work out there. You have to believe in both of those instances that, despite everything, she could kill both of those guys. I watched this episode with a group of 20 people, and they all gasped during that Jaime scene because they actually thought she was going to kill him.
>Q: I did too, 100 percent.
>Podeswa: [Laughs.] You believe that anything is possible with her and that she’d kill the person she loves the most, but you also believe that she can’t at the same time. Lena can make you believe anything she wants you to believe. The turns are entirely convincing.
>>87072192
SHE DIDNT GIVE VERBAL CONSENT YOU RAPIST
>Warden
North and Starkfags BTFO
Targ Restoration coming through
>>87072192
fucking idiot
>>87072098
Fuck Margaery
Marry Dany
Kill Cersei
>>87072165
Good acting right here.
What were they thinking here?
>>87072147
>>87072197
People need to calm the fuck down jesus
>>87072148
D&D have made heavy use of the plausibility stretcher this season
>>87072290
you are the fucking idiot
>>87072249
Because that's not aegon
>>87072306
YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE WITH A FAT ASS
>>87072297
Dany = Elia
Arya = Lyanna
It's happening all over again
how many of the actors have actually read the books
>>87072315
Yeah? Well at least I don't think MT Zombie didn't want to kill jaime!
>>87072282
>loads crossbow
>>87072098
Kill Dany, fuck Cersei and marry Margaery.
>>87072098
Lookswise, I agree with OP. Character-wise its impossible to make a wise decision. Marge is the perfect Peace-time Queen, but if my House starts to lose power or seem like its about to be defeated, she would easily turn coat, Tyrells have no loyalty and arent real niggas who fight to the death. Cersei has a House that is mostly ride-or-die, but I would be emasculated and not really in power and have to deal with having Lannisters around me, and see their smug faces and blond hair every time i close my eyes. Dany would be the most loyal "good" wife, but again, I would be emasculated and be at the mercy of a batshit insane mother of dragons with a God complex. Taking in account their personalities makes it an impossible decision desu
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>87072197
>Gwendoline are destroying that ship
Does this mean the S8 leaks are kill
>>87072297
>J-just tell her she's pretty, you don't want to upset her, she'll get her chav mates to fooking stab you
>>87072098
that's one impressive eye-brows line up.
>>87072302
>Garbage ass
>preventing anything
Blackwater.
>>87072030
The man wants his castle, and Myranda Royce will make a fine bride
>>87072197
>white people
>>87072366
they are kill for other reasons as well
>>87072336
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>87072366
They were never legit to begin with.
>Gwendoline Christie: And then I think, the poor woman. Look at her choices: the man who brags about having sex with a bear, or the man who has sex with his sister! Maybe there’s another option? I really want her to have someone more stable.
>>87072423
i love bringing back normie memes from zuccbook because seeing this level of trigger is hilarious
>>87072424
Fuck and marry Nik.
Kill the manlets.
jaime is literally punished snake now
>>87072282
>Ned, Bobby
>go through an entire war, get themselves and almost everyone they love killed in the fallout including their children, loves, wives,
>end result
>back to exactly where they started from before Robert's Rebellion except this time the Warden of the North Stark has ben TARGED
>>87072424
Kill John, fuck Kit, marry Nikolaj
Can we all agree that Cersei will be the one to kill Jaime or will he die in the north?
Some post a webm of the zombie dragon please
>>87072297
With 1 simple change, I made that scene 10x better
>>87072394
>mfw that's the culmination of bronn's five year plan of impregnating the eyrie
>>87072482
They'll kill each other after some good old' rough twincest fucking. Poetic.
>>87072482
Jaime will die protecting Bran. Screencap thius.
>>87072165
>this nigga and Theon are the last good actors on the show
>they will probably both die
>>87072424
Marry Nikolaj.
Guys answer me this, who is younger and more beautiful than Cersei?
>>87072482
he will choke her and his golden hand will burst into flame, making him lightbringer
>>87072282
cuck
>>87072508
I don't get it
>>87072282
>warden of the north
I would unironically kill myself if I was a king who had to surrender to someone else. If I was a Lord and had to bend the knee, I would do it and not feel humiliated. But as King, its different. Its abject submission
>>87072363
You have chosen... correctly
>>87072530
Jaime.
>>87072482
someone shop this pic so his hand is on fire
>>87072098
Kill, fuck, marry
>>87072430
> Look at her choices: the man who brags about having sex with a bear,
Well that is an act worth bragging about. Add that to things women don't understand.
>>87072098
>tfw they need to nerf Cersei to make Khaloreesi look half decent
Looking worse than a mother of two must be rough.
>>87072098
>>87072541
>be king in the north
>"submit" to queen danaerys
>fuck her
>marry her
>become king in the north and south
boom gg ez
how many times has everyone rewatched the whole series? minus s7
>>87072541
She saved his life while sacrificing one of her children (and strongest weapons).
>>87072531
>"A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid."
>Chokes her with hand of fire, turning her literally to ash
POTTERY
>>87072514
I feel like this could happen but I would rather thatJaime dies protecting Tyrion from The Mountain
Or vice versa
>>87072575
godspeed you glorious banned bastard
>>87072530
Not "20 pounds of make-up, favorable lighting and slimming clothes" Dany.
>>87072555
Nice, but they were both absolute qts in their youth.
>tfw no twin escapades spinoff
>>87072468
Yeah, but now Houses Stark and Targaryen will truly join and a Northerner will be on the Iron Throne as a nice figurehead, advisor and buck. He'll be Dany's heart so she doesn't have to care.
>>87072594
oh wow i just remember that tyrion said that, thanks
>>87072594
He chokes her with his Big Lannister Cock.
>>87072577
8/10, should have had Bran complete "-head ish off she table ash well"
>>87072590
>She saved his life while sacrificing one of her children (and strongest weapons).
She did all that without him bending the knee. She pledged to help him before he bent the knee. There was no need to bend the knee
>>87072580
Marriage would have to be a condition for him to bend the knee, then it would be acceptable somewhat
why didnt he just take a sword from one of the goons he knocked out
>>87072098
Emilia legitimately looks 10/10 here while the other two look way too Bongish
>>87072482
Jaime will die but be turned into a semiwight like Benjen.
He'll ride South to kill Cersei and die with her.
>tfw you will have to wait like 4 years to wank to the dabids confederate show
#NoBorders #NoWall
Season 8 Plot leaked : wights revealed to be peaceful migrants supported by KL's upper class they become refugees in Westeros <3
>>87072619
not necessarily. Sansa will breed with another northerner and rebuild house stark.
Fat tubs Sam will rebuild tarlys.
I have no clue who is still alive for Freys. probably one of the girls will wed and rebuild it.
Did robert's bastard survive? I don't remember. He could help rebuild the baratheons if he is acknowledged.
Targs will targ.
Lannisters will survive somehow, probably through whatever tyrion is cooking up. It would be better if Jaime survived but most think Cersei going to cut a bitch.
That leaves all the great houses in a big state of change.
>>87072687
>Emilia legitimately looks 10/10 here
No.
>>87072675
MERYN FOOKIN TRANT
>>87072282
Finally
is there anyone who would autistically fight for Jon's right to rule? Jon doesn't want to be King of Westeros so he wouldn't, Dany doesn't want Jon's revealed superior claim to make her entire journey pointless, Cersei and Euron don't want Jon to be king, etc
>>87072660
You're taking humanity completely out of the equation.
>>87072701
Does he skullfuck her to death?
>>87072482
No the mountain will chase him down, slaying everyone in his wake, including the knight king, especially the knight king who can bring the mountain back but he will follow cerseis orders forever
Poor Littlefinger, never even got a chance to manipulate Daenerys.
>next season we find out Baelish was actually a spy for Dany, sent to create chaos to distract everyone while she gathers her army.
LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.
Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.
in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him
IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN
and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!
the final scene of the series will be
>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"
>and at the last episode, Arya attempts an assassination attempt on Euron, but Jaqen suddenly appears to kill her, avenging his WAIFu and frustrating millions of normies who want justice served to Euron
BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. I AM ALSO AN EXPERT PREDICTOR IN MANY OTHER THINGS, WINNING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF $ BETTING ON POLITICAL OUTCOMES AND I HAVE AN IQ NORTH OF 160
Where my Manderly boys at?
>>87072282
>We are both coming
>Retards asking why Euron moved his fleets away from the unsullied
A general term to an armistice is a cessation of hostilities
>>87072719
The Freys don't deserve buing rebuilt. The Twins should be nationalized.
>>87072729
Actually Jon being a Targ would be better for Dany based on the old traditions. It all depends on the whole breaking the wheel bit. what her intentions about post-war political structure.
>>87072675
Not enough time.
>>87072098
>She will never be your grandmother
How would you react if the Night King is killed by a Valyrian steel boar?
>>87072282
that's a good boy.
>>87072762
Nice wish fullfilment bro.
>>87072719
What does that have to do with House Targ being back on top with House Stark on their side?
>>87072762
euron is the worst character in all of game of thrones
worse than even the sand snakes
utter shit
Threadly reminder, what THE FUCK was the Danycuck Brigade expecting from Cersei?
>help us fight these zombies it's #1 priority!
>oh by the way we're gonna annihilate you after, also bow :^)
>>87072498
eh?
>>87072774
That's just how history worked. Always someone survives and breeds and the game continues anew.
wait I thought dragonglass didn't kill wights
>>87072675
>>87072660
if he married daenarys then he will be king without the need to reveal his origin, keeping the lie will do more good, will unite the north and the targs forever
>>87072615
I can't imagine how easy one's life would be with young Nikolaj's face.
>>87072853
You havent been paying attention now have you
>>87072853
why did they only mentioned the wights but not the white walkers? the white walkers are a bigger threat
>>87072814
She did nothing wrong
>>87072659
What was this line I remember it being something like 'you could say this dagger started the war' but the way Bran stares and he looks away is odd
>>87072853
idk who cares. The point is you need more than basic steel to kill wights. Otherwise you're just disabling them or whatever who cares
>>87072848
Yeah but they won't have noble status anymore, and won't get back the Twins, so they wouldn't matter.
>>87072877
I know it kills white walkers, but I thought it didn't kill wights
>>87072853
>give lannisted troops dragonglass
>"no take it, Dany is immune to fire so we'll use that"
>lannister forces have a bad time
>???
>TEAM FAGOT WINS
>>87072784
there was plenty of time
>>87072819
More wine, your grace?
>>87072814
They would've just left if Tyrion didn't decided not to do anything. They just let her know the end of the world is coming, so you might want to lend a hand. She didn't want to so whatever.
50000 redditors in an open thread ned
>>87072912
I would prefer the pre joust blowjob
did rhaegar have a magic cock
>>87072575
Damn, those are some god-tier nips. Noticeable but not obnoxious.
>>87072737
Goes to find comfort in that warm pussy, brings her down to the crypt with the dragon skulls, she can tell he's cold, finds the fatal wound, he starts choking her with tears in his eyes, kills her.
Goes to the wildfire cache down there with a torch, sets it aflame.
Story goes as Cersei going nuts knowing Jon and Dany were coming for her, an heroed
>>87072812
I just mean since Jon is technically a targ that despite his training/raising he isn't a Stark. He's a targ but I suppose because of his mother he is technically a stark too, we're just not a matrilineal society but I get the point anyway.
With a smart politican running House lannister they could keep their power if they worked a deal out with Dany. One that wouldn't see the fall of their house but I have a feeling they're doing a whole macbeth/hamlet type of deal with Cersei going full mother dearest.
With the starks and targs aligned though, I don't see how Lannisters can win especially when their smartest remaining member is also helping them.
>>87072814
it was a stupid plan by stupid writers in a stupid seasonof a stupid show.
>>87072928
ARRRGH BOBBY HELP !!!!!!
Am i the only one bothered by how the dragons fly
Like they're supposed to be heavy as fuck but they just get in the air with one flap of their wings, it doesn't even generate any wind pressure
>>87072853
wait I thought bastards were named after the place they were raised not where they were born
oh what's that? the sound of D&D not giving a shit about the show they're writing for? oh okay
>>87072941
Yes, he inherited the gene from his father, why do you think Dany is firerpoof?
And Rhaegar passed it on to Jon, why do you think he'll knock Dany up?
>>87072799
>queen of thorns rather than old nan
Wew lad
did anyone else notice how effay this Dothraki was?
>>87073010
But Rhaegar's father was actually Bonifer Hasty, also known by Jaime as "Baelor Butthole", who cucked Aerys.
>>87072716
That shit is getting canned
anyone notice the dothraki wearing lannister armor
>>87072482
Cersei will die by childbirth which can technically be seen as Jaime killing her. But just before she dies the maester reveals the baby to be a dwarf for the ultimate pottery
daily reminder that if Stannis was king, he would lead the charge on foot with his men against the night king himself instead of hiding in castles or riding dragons
>>87072953
>I just mean since Jon is technically a targ that despite his training/raising he isn't a Stark. He's a targ but I suppose because of his mother he is technically a stark too, we're just not a matrilineal society but I get the point anyway.
In line with what he told Theon, he'll be a Stark AND a Targ. Ned and the Starks will always be a part of him, no matter what.
But without him, Dany won't have the proper House Stark and Jon is barely House Targaryen since he doesn't know jackshit about them or high Valyrian or their House words
davos is the prince that was promised
>>87072462
>>87072525
I'm not gay but this man is like literally perfect
>>87072730
>You're taking humanity completely out of the equation.
Why the hell would i subject my kingdom to eternity under Targ boots again? Just because Dany is a good person? History has shown that Targs are not to be trusted, and literally around 8 of their 17 kings tore the realm apart. Hes commititng generations of Northerners to die in Targ wars because Dany is a good person? Youre the one taking humanity out of the equation
>>87073049
>>87073032
Could actually be meant as a scare tactic
>>87073061
If Stannis were king he would be a cuck boy to melisandre
>>87073022
I'd like Qyburn as my grandfather and Old Nan as grandmother.
someone please post that image of bran with a set list of options where he chooses to tell sansa about her rape instead something meaningful
>>87072297
>hot pie doesn't tell arya about jon
>arya kills cersei
>entire conflict neutralized
fucking d&d, they know what they're doing.
>>87072809
based auntie
When will they bring back Dickon ?
>>87073107
ill post it if you give me yer best robert meme
>>87073147
Ramsey killed him
Alfie Allen is the best actor on the show t b h
>>87072946
>tfw will never ever suck those nipples
>>87073075
Jon doesn't think about the far future, dummy, he thinks about defeating the Others. That's what he keeps saying. By "humanity" I mean that Jon and Dany have feelings to each other that go beyond political treaties, and are thus much stronger and flexible.
>>87072424
>those fingers
nikolajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
best girl
>>87073061
>Autismo
>ever getting to be king
He needed trickery to beat his younger faggot brother.
He then gets the shit annihilated out of him by a dwarf.
>>87072992
this, when Drogon flew away, the entire seated area should have been blown off.
>>87072098
kmf is correct
>>87072148
Cersei told Jamie in the season finale that Eulon's fleet is being used to ferry over the Gold Company mercs from Braavos.
which is going to bite Cersei in the ass.
>>87073195
10/10 in england
>>87073195
Would rape on our wedding night/sluts i have bedded
>>87072098
Fuck my life. Kill myself.
Anyone have the gif of Night's King bobbing on the dragon?
>>87073219
I mean.. yeah..
>>87073154
>>87073215
Doesn't/isnt the golden company in the books also being led by a false(possibly real targ?)
Kill Dany Marry Margaery Fuck Cersei
>>87073075
>implying Stark wars are better
>fighting for centuries for some shit islands
fucking cucks
Best house coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZMbIguh9M
>>87072223
>>87073219
shes a solid 7 in american highschool
>>87073255
Won't be in the show
>>87072675
he gets gangraped by like 5 soldiers at the same time offscreen in the books
D&D went for the
>a shitty goldcloak 1v1 the best duelist of a fucking continent and wins
>>87073184
Bullying a manlet never gets old.
>>87073269
>fighting other peoples wars is better than fighting my own people's wars
youre a neo-con dum-dum arent you?
>>87072098
better edition
>>87073269
I'll give you 100 gold for 25% of the north.
>>87072799
w-what did you mean by this?
>>87072098
>>87072363
>marrying these tits
>>87073298
THE BEST DUELIST OF A CONTINENT LOST TO MERYN FUCKING TRANT?
>>87073075
>Dany is a good person
>>87073311
>fighting over worthless little islands is somehow better than fighting "other people's" wars in a united kingdom you're a part of
>>87073213
pic related
>>87073328
that must be a body double
right?
RIGHT?
>>87073328
>Lena is the oldest
>breastfed her children
>perkiest tits
???
>>87073339
>Dany is evil
>>87073328
i like big floppy tits though
>>87072098
Kill Cersei, marry Margaery and fuck Dany is the only correct answer
>being a tits guy
>>87073074
>but (...)
You know the drill.
>>87073328
jesus christ, how can you have such disgusting tits? I mean I would still marry her, but god damn.
>>87073361
t. experienced many dragon take-offs irl
>>87073371
Right genetics = sometimes women get lucky and their breasts don't go super saggy after child rearing
if the night king can fly a dragon does that mean he's a targaryen
>>87073328
PANCAKE TITTAYS
would still suck heartily tho desu senpai
Littlefinger is coming back right?
Mel has the best tits
>>87073407
he is Bran
>>87073384
only niggers like ass more than tits
>>87073328
>not falling in love with and protecting her precious smile
Imperfections are beauitful, anon
>>87073315
>>87072098
marry dany
fuck cersei
kill margaery
>>87073407
The targs weren't even on the continent when he was made, so I don't see how.
>>87073371
>perkiest tits
just because her nipples are abnormally large doesn't qualify them as perky. plus there isn't really anything to sag with those mosquito bites
>>87073328
>preferring this
>>87073413
Yeah him and Stannis will return next season
>>87073425
*patricians
if Bronn doesn't follow Jaime north, then I'm officially done with this shitshow.
>>87073407
Yes
He's the original Song of Ice and Fire™
>>87073447
nope, just niggers
>>87072762
The leaks say that Jaime kills him in the series finale.
>>87073425
t. Ireland
>>87073328
>not marrying her anyway
>>87073455
um ok sweetie see you next year xx
>>87073395
physics are physics, dragon flies just like a bird does, but bigger.
>>87073440
They're not saggy.
And Margaery's tits aren't even big, they're pancakes. I remember Dany's sagging in s1, I don't even wanna know how they look now that her weight fluctuates so much.
>>87073483
Kim Jung Un is a butt man
So... Who is the prince that was promised?
>theon is sailing off to pyke save yara from euron
>except euron isn't even on pyke, he's headed to essos
kek
>>87073509
t. studied dragon biology in detail
>>87073483
>the demography of buttfags
>australian cunts prefer boobs
help
>>87072223
Koth died with cotton
>>87073425
>not liking both
>>87073298
I'm pretty sure it plays out the same in book and show. Syrio takes out a group of Lannisters then gets solo'd by Trant.
>>87073531
Jon and Dany
>>87073531
Rhaegar. Aemon really was correct when he initially believed Rhaegar to be Azor Ahai.
Jon is Lightbringer, which is why Lyanna died birthing him.
>>87072148
>>87073531
Stannis
>>87073531
Jon.
>>mfw Jon is a Targsue, a Stark, Azor Ahai, the Prince that was Promised, the King in the North, the most skilled fighter in the show, a resurrected Jesus figure, the rightful king, a warg (books), and everything else in both show and books
>>87072423
>autism
d&d are gonna ruin season 8
>>87073543
as a matter of fact, i did. what now, faggot?
tv is gonna fuck the worst actor to see if she actually enjoys it
>>87073531
Nobody. There's only the Princess, Dany.
>>87073626
more news at 11, stay tuned
>>87073328
Do you think Tommen ever called her "mummy"?
>>87073594
jon cena
>>87072468
Yet they both got killed because Bobby couldn't cum inside his wife.
When Baelish kisses Sansa for the first time he tells her to call him Pyter, but she never does.
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmMaZXAahCs
FUCKING GOAT
>>87073594
>A shadow emerged from the dark of the wood. It stood in front of Royce. Tall, it was, and gaunt and hard as old bones, with flesh pale as milk. Its armor seemed to change color as it moved; here it was white as new-fallen snow, there black as shadow, everywhere dappled with the deep grey-green of the trees. The patterns ran like moonlight on water with every step it took.
>Will heard the breath go out of Ser Waymar Royce in a long hiss. “Come no farther,” the lordling warned. His voice cracked like a boy’s. He threw the long sable cloak back over his shoulders, to free his arms for battle, and took his sword in both hands. The wind had stopped. It was very cold.
>The Other slid forward on silent feet. In its hand was a longsword like none that Will had ever seen. No human metal had gone into the forging of that blade. It was alive with moonlight, translucent, a shard of crystal so thin that it seemed almost to vanish when seen edge-on. There was a faint blue shimmer to the thing, a ghost-light that played around its edges, and somehow Will knew it was sharper than any razor.
>Ser Waymar met him bravely. “Dance with me then.”
17 divided by 100 is...6. 1-6, 7-12, etc.
>>87073679
This scene was great.
>>87073361
This hurts to watch
>>87072530
Jon, the witch meant queen as gender neutral
>>87073701
>17 divided by 100 is...6
nigga what
>>87073701
Rolling for /myqueen/ Cersei. If dubs, threesome with Jaime.
>>87073739
>Commoncore is the future we chose
>>87073543
>wtf is wind nigga
bend over backwards for this one
this isnt the hill you wanna die on
>>87073701
Fine but you're a fag for actually making me do work.
>>87073361
LONG
DRAGON
DONG
i miss her
>>87073701
>17 divided by 100 is...6
>>87073629
>>87073758
t. TIDF
>>87073531
for real though i know it creates fun discussion but ive some some people take prophecy in game of thrones as a serious predictor of plot events. you know prophecy means shit all in got right?
>>87073298
Didn't Gurm write that episode?
>>87073661
our lord and savior
>>87073744
TWINCEST THREESOME
>>87073701
You'll get 1 through 5 80% of the time
>>87073781
so cute
>>87073806
Except when it comes to be like happened several times with Maggy the Frog
>>87073371
>Lena Headey
>getting heady
checks out.
Instead of Jon leading a ranging party north of the Wall to aimlessly search for a wight to capture and deliver to Cersei, why didn’t just Dany scout out the White Walkers from the air, on her dragons?
Alternately, why didn’t Dany escort the party to help them capture the wight?
Why didn’t anyone in Jon’s party appear to bring any food or other supplies, or bother more appropriate winter gear (namely: hats)?
Who truly believes that seeing a wight will actually convince Cersei to join Jon and Daenerys in battling the White Walkers?
Shouldn’t Tyrion, at the very least, know better than to bet so much on appealing to Cersei Lannister’s humanity?
Why didn’t the group bring a raven with them to send a message back to Eastwatch in the event of trouble?
Why didn’t the Night King first try to kill the dragon that Dany — and eventually the rescued members of Jon’s party — was riding? Assuming that what he really wanted a zombified dragon, wouldn’t it make more sense to start with the biggest of the three and the easiest one to hit?
Why didn’t Dany or anybody else try to kill the Night King?
Why did Dany bring all three dragons beyond the wall, when she only used one against the Lannister army? Gendry didn’t know how many undead were coming, so he couldn’t have warned her of the massive army.
Jon and Dany have an essentially unlimited supply of dragonglass now, right? Why didn’t they bring dragonglass arrows, to kill White Walkers with from a distance?
How was Gendry able to run all the way to Eastwatch, however far that was, in what appears to be record time?
While we’re at it, how did Gendry even know where to run after fresh snow wiped out Jon and co.’s tracks, especially since Gendry had never even experienced snow before, period?
How the hell did a raven travel the 2,000 miles from Eastwatch to Dragonstone in less than a day? If it took 12 hours, and the raven never stopped to rest, that’s a 167-mph raven.
>>87073531
Eddard Rhaegar Targayen
>Rhaegar fags are so desperate that they need to make up Robert and Stannis killing their parents fanfic
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/148252-did-ned-stark-know-that-roberts-rebellion-was-started-on-a-lie/&do=findComment&comment=8023383
>>87073849
>not Aegard
>>87073032
Anyone else notice how the Dothraki go from looking Pacific Islander/Southeast Asian in earlier seasons to Mexican/Arab in /the current season/
>>87073795
must be hard for you
being this late to the party and everyone already hates the show
>>87073701
sure
>>87072853
Dragonglass acts like a signal jammer for the white walker's magic in the wights
>>87073849
It's gonna be Eddard Brandon Targaryen since Jon is going to kill Bran to end everything.
>>87073701
Can I get a ughhhhhh.... Number 3, a number 4 with extra cheese, a number 5 with extra fries,
and umm....A number 7, A number 10 and 11 with extra dipping sauce and also a number 13 and 15 combo meal.
Don't forget the diet pepsi
>>87073844
And even if it did take more than a day, how did the men not end up like poor Thoros before the hour Daenerys swooped in?
Could Jon really not break away from the fight to get on the dragon with everybody else?
How did Jon survive his plunge into the icy lake water at the hands of the wights, let alone pull himself out while bogged down by soaking wet clothing?
And how did he manage to then ride a horse back to Eastwatch while barely conscious (and also bogged down by soaking wet clothing)?
Why didn’t Benjen show up earlier in the battle against the Night King? The last time he suddenly appeared to help a fellow Stark, he said that the Three-Eyed Raven had sent him; presumably that means Bran sent him to help Jon. But does that mean that Bran didn’t dispatch Benjen until Jon was stranded, dripping wet, and being chased by wights?
Where even was Benjen, before showing up to rescue Jon out of nowhere?
How did thousands of supposedly terrifying and powerful wights not manage to kill anyone except anonymous redshirt wildings?
Where did the Night King acquire giant, industrial-strength chains that he could use for hauling a dead dragon out of a freezing lake?
Who jumped into the freezing lake to attach the giant chains to the submerged dragon body — the wights that previously wouldn’t enter the water?
And last but definitely not least: Why did no one, out of everyone in this entire all-star war council, realize, or even question how dumb the whole “capture a wight” plan was from the start?
>>87072814
It keeps the Lannisters from attacking from behind, Cersei would rather fight Targs than undead.
>Dany gains: No Lannisters attacking from behind during undead war
>Cersei gains: A chance to fight a weakened Targ army
Do you think Jon deliberately neglect to mention that Valyrian steel works on WW as well?
>>87073891
There has got to be a Rhaegar somewhere, Dany named her unborn child and one of his dragons after him.
>>87073867
>not Rhaennya
>not Lyagar
>not Aenya
>not Lyagon
>not Eddanya
>not Lyaddar
>>87073842
any time you think a prophecy is aligning it's probably not. remember, the main "azor ahai" prophecy everyone wanks about fits half the main cast and several more characters after that. the entire thing is about subverting fantasy tropes, the prophecy doesn't mean anything.
they might roll with it in the dumbed down show but with how long it's been since anyone has talked about it, i severely doubt it. i mean the show already fucked up the maggy the frog prophecy so lol
>>87073878
t. butthurt nerd
>>87073879
>sand snek mom
i'm okay with this. would have been olenna with one less digit and that would be terrible
>>87073844
>>87073901
>D&D
not even once
>>87072098
>you will never have a ren-faire weekend with gilly
>>87072423
>Implying any of the shit memes here are better at all
I'll take a sensible chuckle from a normie tier meme over sneedposting and bobbyposting any day
>>87073918
I think it's gonna be a girl or twins.
so they're gonna create dragonglass spears to load the scorpion with and fire at viserion now right?
>>87072853
>you can kill them with fire or dragonglass
>one episode ago Jon and his merry band were killing dozens of them with neither fire nor dragonglass (save for Jorah and Beric)
>>87073901
>Who jumped into the freezing lake to attach the giant chains to the submerged dragon body — the wights that previously wouldn’t enter the water?
don't forget the lake was legit frozen without any openings than the slot for chains before the pulled the dragon out
>>87073920
Read the books, lots of very specific prophecies came true.
>>87073873
>Mexican/Arab in /the current season/
Yes. For a foreign demographic invasion, this seems relevant to modern times.
>>87073961
get gassed jew
>>87073407
He's a truebred Stark so no
>>87073781
That was one of the best love scenes in history. I'm being completely serious. It was like a perfect example of feminine and masculine energies existing in a symbiotic relationship regardless of any moral context. It was better than everything else in GoT put together.
>>87073989
and even more dont
>>87073483
>chile is boobs
Well done mr pilot
>>87073554
>Koth died with cotton
Undeniably this
>>87073981
>don't forget the lake was legit frozen without any openings than the slot for chains before the pulled the dragon out
oh was it
>>87073976
>forgetting Jon had valyrian steel
the rest of the band is just "assumed" (read: writing is too shitty to solidify this) to carry dragonglass weapons
>>87073981
they killed a merman and zombified him
>>87073781
why is ramsey fucking that spooky skeleton
>>87072583
I've only seen each episode once and I;m going to rewatch about 3 months before the final season
>>87073701
better
>>87074022
Yes, it was.
>>87074023
>the rest of the band is just "assumed"
Watch the episode again. They very clearly had dragonglass weapons.
>>87074046
>arya
you poor thing
>>87074046
Dany looks like a literal bird here
>>87073873
It's especially stupid since its obvious even to normies that the Dothraki are based on the Mongols and other steppe tribespeople, literally all tribal societies based on complete social mobilisation through light cavalry were in the Northern Eurasian hemisphere including the early Muscovites. The fact the Dothraki now look Arab/Hispanic is fucking stupid and blatantly seditious on the part of Kike&Kike
>>87074055
god this show is dumb as fuck
>>87072098
Marry Cersei and kill the other two because I'm loyal to her.
>>87074046
pls not shae
pls not shae
pls not shae
>no foreskin
>weird looking
>hairless green tinged women
>speak weird language
>religious
>xenophoibc
where were you when you realized the shivering sea is what's left of murrica ?
why did they remove the tysha scene with jaime and tyrion
>>87074046
Wew
>>87073873
It's almost like there's an agenda
>>87074103
Right?
I don't even know if turning off the brain works to take this show seriously anymore.
Is incest regenerate?
>>87074046
This is stupid the whole point of these things is for there to be risk and there's none here
>>87074046
roll
>>87074164
>regenerate
Would did he mean by this?
>>87074030
would he work for the dead people if the night king won
>>87073701
I mean, why not
>>87074046
rolololool
>>87074177
>maisie not a risk
>>87074030
UNDERRATED
>>87074177
>could end up with sophie, lena, maisie, gwendoline, michelle, or one of the other ugly cunts I can't remember the name of
heck, they're all ugly, the whole fucking thing is a risk
>>87074046
claiming sansha for me
>>87074046
reroll for sansa
>>87074046
Rollin for redheads
>>87073873
>>87073990
>>87074144
An agenda to shoot a cheap show. They shot a bunch of the dothraki shit in spain, they changed it years ago.
>>87074046
Rolling for Arya
>>87074236
*slits ur throat*
watch THIS kid >>87074046
>>87074225
>sophie
>ugly
she's shit at acting but you're taking it too far
>>87074225
>gwendoline
take that back you faggot. she is a pure giantess
>>87074236
sansha is mine
>>87074046
Want me a milf named Catelyn
>>87074280
got you a milf named catelyn
>>87074271
DUDE IMAGINE IF WE HAD KIDS
THEY WOULD CONQUER THE WORLD
>>87074046
give me sansa NOWWWWWWWWW
>>87074046
rolling for gwendoline, sansha or lena
>>87074046
My old roll didn't count guys I had my fingers crossed
>>87074046
GIVE ME SANSA, I MEAN IT!! S-STOP. S-SHES M-MINE
>>87074046
roll for sophie's flat coked up but still famous ass
>>87074046
Someone not ugly please
>>87073486
That'd be so tight butthole. Those the Dany strapped to the walls of KL leaks? Makes my autistic dick hard to think about the normies reaction to seeing that.
>>87072182
So do the knights of the Vaie, as she's now contradicted her prior testimony to them.
>>87073537
Yeah it'll be a great way to alert team goodguys Cersei didn't keep her word. It'll let Euron develop a bit more. And then Theon can be used again later because everyone including myself gets hard at his acting.
>>87074046
h-here I go!
>>87074414
>not rolling for ygritte
>>87073781
>tfw I do this with my gf all the time
>>87074046
literally any of them would be great for me