ITT we write the D&D version of our favorite shows. I'll

>>87044452
yASSSS

The Wire
>McNulty is in a shootout with Stringer Bell
>they are using automatic rifles, hand grenades and rocket launchers.
>Omar (who was in philly hiding out in the last scene) teleports behind Stringer
>Nuthin personal, Stringer
>*cuts his throat*
>Omar pulls his mask off
>ITS DEANGELO BARKSDALE
>Omar and McNulty have gay sex in the middle of the road
>Bunk drives up and makes a quip about McNulty's penis size *winks and smiles at the camera".
BRAVO

Justified
>first episode showdown
>boyd vs Raylan
>ava kills Boyd
>ava castrates Raylan by accident in the shootout
>Ava kills every member of the Crowder, Bennet and Theo Tonin's gang single handled
>she rules over crime in all of kentucky now
>rachel becomes chief marshall after it is proven
Art was racist
>last scene is Raylan licking Ava's cunt

>>87044452
lul

>>87044452
>AJ fucks Meadow
>then AJ is castrated by Richie
>Janice and Meadow then lure Richie into a threesome while AJ is in the room watching them, but then they slit his throat out of nowhere
>the new york mob come for revenge
>tony soprano lures them in a meeting which carmella bombs and kills all the mafia bosses and becomes the boss of all the NYC metro crime families
>Meadow gives birth to a son she consieved with AJ, they name him Anthony, he will be the future mob boss of all NYC metro area

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>>87044452

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
>Captain Picard breaks the prime directive to save some injuns
>Gowron teleports behind him and kills him for it
>Riker swears revenge but is murdered by Broccoli in the holodeck for some reason
>Broccoli now controls the ship with his love slave Deanna Troi
>Shockingly it turns out Deanna Troi is just Data with a fleshy new skin and all her psychic powers was just incredible computing skills
>Nobody noticed because Deanna was so fucking mechanical to begin with
>Cardassians were behind it all and secretly built a new type of cloaked ship that also has a super LAZOR and they decloak and destroy the Enterprise
>A sole survivor in a life pod: Geordi, uses his visor to see the past
>Captain Picard was the son of Captain Kirk
>This is significant for some reason.

THE END

>>87045166
This is better. He would be THE GABAGOOL THAT WAS PROMISED

>>87045246
>THE GABAGOOL THAT WAS PROMISED
kek

>>87045231
>>Riker swears revenge but is murdered by Broccoli in the holodeck for some reason
>>Broccoli now controls the ship with his love slave Deanna Troi
this would be the most satisfying thing to see ever

>>87044452

But they already wrote Game of thrones for me

>>87044452
Dexter
>oh wait

Breaking Bad
>Jesse was heisenberg all along and used poor little malcolm's dad as a tool for his tactic

Madmen
>betty and sally have a threesome with Glenn and kill him out of nowhere
>Joan forces Lane to get castrated for her
>Joan leaves Roger for a new black intern
>Sal and Pete are secret lovers
>meeting between Bert, Roger, Pete and the rival companies ends with an explosion by Joan
>she is the leader of Sterling Cooper now, the only ad agency in town
>the real Don Draper returns, as a zombie, and kills Dick Whitman
>Peggy teleports behind Joan
>"nothing personal, Joan"
>Throws her off the building
>peggy is the leader now, with Sal and Lane helping her
>nothing but feminist ads now
>sally gets pregnant by Glenn of the ADWOMAN THAT WAS PROMISED, that will be Peggy's heir

>>87045386
Kek

Umo