>Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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>Actually i tried that once, then i remembered i couldn't dance and everyone in the room looked at me weird. Yeah. Aaaaaaawkward.

>>87042799
keep posting this thread and you'll find out

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>did somebody say devil? god, i could just KILL for some deviled eggs right now. you guys like deviled eggs? everybody show of hands! guys im not seeing hands!

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>>87042799
They wouldn't it's a complex quip that travels to far over their head.

>>87042799
>No, but I am good at the Batusi

Is quip posting the new Vinceposting?

>>87043638
THE TWIST

>Excuse me. You ever dance with orange slices in the pale moonlight?

>>87042799
>full of jokes, quips, and one-liners
>hokey score
>pop music soundtrack
>protagonist drifts in and out of character
>poorly choreographed fights
>plot holes and conveniences a plenty
>hack director with contempt for the source material
This might as well have been a Marvel movie. Batman '89 is an overrated piece of garbage.

>>87042799
>was already done
Dance off, bro!

>>87044863

You have to be 18 to post here

>>87045482
I'm 29. When is the last time you watched it? It's aged poorly.

>>87042799
>Sympathy for the Devil starts playing
>Dance off final battle
>ends in villain is forgettable and dies
>funky hip classic song for the ending/credits
>after credits is batman taking a shit for one hour long because fuck you, you marvel nerds will stay til the end to watch anything

>>87046056
ahahaha
reddit strikes again

>>87042799
>obviously not seeing how God and the Devil are not real

Competently

>>87045997
Maybe, just maybe, YOU aged poorly. Ever think of it like that?
Sometimes, you really are the problem, not someone/something else. Just saying.

>>87046205
wtf I love anon now

>>87046205
>disliking a movie is a PROBLEM
Your entire generation is a problem. Nobody that likes Batman '89 can talk shit on Marvel movies. They're cut from the same cloth.

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>>87042799

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>Burton movies
>campy but still not unwilling to dip into darkness
>hyper-stylized sets, costumes and performances
>equally dramatic score done by professional composers

>Marvel movies
>complete schlock, unwilling to dip into true menace or dread without cutting through with a one-liner
>every set is a gray concrete building, normal city or giant CGI vomit of rainbows
>movies are so bland visually that you could play every one next to eachother and not be able to tell one from the other
>scores are unmemorable across the board, without any heightening of the moment
>performances range from "I'm the straight man" to "Tony Snark number X"

Truly Disney Studios™' Marvel Cinematic Universe™ are the Lays™ Potato Chip™ of movies