I can not wait for this sex-scene era of television to end. Every

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I can not wait for this sex-scene era of television to end. Every single fucking show now, especially streaming service exclusives, seems to think that it is necessary to shoehorn at least one three minute, hyper-boring, useless, sterile, warmly-lit, microphone-two-inches-away-from-the-actors-mouths-so-you-can-hear-every-little-smack-suck-and-moan sex scene into every episode. I fucking hate it. I do not care. Who even enjoys that shit? 15 year olds who can somehow watch GoT but not porn? Old married couples long too dry to keep boning so instead they silently watch younger, vanilla-hot actors do it? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT JESUS CHRIST. I DON'T WANT ANYMORE SLOW PANNING SHOTS ACROSS THE WOMAN'S LEGS. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF BIG DEAL WHEN THEY SHOW HER TITS FOR THE EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME. WOWW, THEY GOT AWAY WITH SHOWING HER TITTIES??? DAMN THIS SHOW GOES HARD!!!! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SOFT-FOCUS SHOTS OF THE PERPETUALLY STUBBLED MALE LEAD WITH HIS SHORT, MESSY, STYLED BLACK HAIR SLOWLY MIDDLESCHOOL KISSING THE ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS NO-NONSENSE LAWYER CHICK

I WISH SEX WERE TABOO AGAIN

SEX IS SO FUCKING COMMONPLACE IT'S COMPLETELY RUINED

SAVE IT FOR WHEN IT ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTERS

FUCK HBO FUCK NETFLIX FUCK AMAZON FUCK HULU