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>Host: Welcome back everybody! Once again we're here with Anon Feelsman talking about his first feature film called "In the Dark". Anon, how did you-- By the way I gotta say, I watched it and ... My god!
[audience claps]
>>Me: Thanks Conan. I really appreciate you saying that. Really, I do.
>OK. I don't wanna spoil it for the folks at home but man oh man. What a ride. Anyway, how did you come up with these ideas? Meditation? Did you go to the Himalayas for enlightenment or what, Anon? HOW. YOU. DO IT? Huh?
[audience laughs]
>>Um...the ideas were always there marinating in mind ever since I was like 15, 16. You know, I'd have these scene looping in my head back and forth, back and forth for literally years until I was in the right place to finally, you know, put them on paper and later on through a lens.
>>That sounds like a lot work. I just have my interns do all that. Now when you say "the right time" what time was that?
>>I didn't live in a place where I could really think. I don't hate them but the only things my parents knew about when I wanted to make films were church and work and we were really poor so lighting equipment wasn't at the top of the priorities list. I would shoot some stuff on my phone, play around with that and some free software and have fun with that.
>Then after that you left home, right? Packed your bags and said "see ya!"
>>Yeah, I was just about to turn 20 and I had always been thinking about it but I also knew that maybe I was being an edgy teenager. Everyone wants to leave home at that age after all but for me it was more than rebellion. I could breathe without videos and editing and movies. And I couldn't do that at home. No way. So a couple of months before my 20th I just left. College. The Church. It all felt like someone was stepping on my chest 24/7. And now we're here!
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>You and Emma Stone. [Raises eyebrows]
[audience Ooooo's]
>>Yeah?
>Isn't she older than you?
>>Yes but who's counting?
[audience laughs]