/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Imagine being Eddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sherilyn Fenn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your bloated body and horrificly aged monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Edward Louis Severson III and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Eddie and not only sit in that chair while Sherilyn Fenn flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and wrinkly skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AUDREY DANCES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suberbs in Chicago. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her crumpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she imagined so hard in the previous months. And then the Lynch calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Eddie. You're not going to hang yourself like Chris over this. Just bear it. Hide your face under that stupid hat and bear it.

why is wilson so incompetent?

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Holy fuck, this episode was great. Well worth leaving /tpg/ for a few days for
While I love Dougie, seeing Coop back as himself is wonderful too since I had almost forgotten how much I liked him in the first place
Do you think the real Diane was killed after the rape to make sure the construct wouldn't be exposed as fake?
Also, something that struck me while Eddie Vedder was playing: Out of Sand is about Coop becoming Coop again and never being able to be Dougie again. "I am who I am (Coop). Who I was (Dougie) I will never be again

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the WINDOMINATOR returns in the finale

why was the hopstial room humming like the great northern right before coop woke up

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Reminder that FWWM is 25 years old today. Time for a rewatch before Laura returns in the finale, anons

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WINDOMINATE ME LYNCH

I AM THE FBI

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PSYCHO KILLER
FA FA FAF AFA AFAF AFA BETTER
RUN RUN RUN RUNAWAAAYYYY

>>87000071
Who is Billy? Is it meta and she's referencing Billy Zane?

who fucking cares about game of thrones

I want to know how /tpg/ reacted to the I am the FBI line.

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>>87000128
T H I S I S W H A T W E D O I N T H E F B I

>>87000137
What a cutiepie

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>>87000137
I rewatched it two and a half weeks ago, though

>>87000071
forgot to link to the last thread OOPS
>>86997143

>>87000175
WILSON YOU SON OF A BITCH

Do people seriously watch this show instead of Game of Thrones?

So... Booper raped tulpa?

>>87000169
It was very on-the-nose fanservice but I think it earned that with 15 episodes of build up.

I liked it.

>>87000135
white lodge energy

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Mitchum brothers and co are best new characters.

Unironically prove me wrong. Pro-tip you cant

who came with audrey's dance

so for what its worth

diane fucking shoots away like a balloon in a similar way to laura palmer getting dragged out of the red room in episode 1

>Many of the things that are happening on the show have been said and spoiled over and over in these threads since S3 started
>People been just either putting it out there as theories or just shit that wasn't "believable"
>They spoiled the episodes that we're going to watch as well, completely, and we just didn't notice
>More people have watched the whole season and post here than we actually know

>>87000161
the guy in the cell next to naido

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If you want to kill some time before the finale, I suggest that you watch this tulpakino. It's series 6 episode 15.

Who the fuck is Tom?

>>87000214
Wait, do people still seriously watch game of thrones? I though everybody dropped it after the writing became absolute shit in season 4. weird.

>>87000071
while exploring sherilyn instagram account i notice how she periodically she post about her relationship with deep and makes you realize you will never a fuck a girl so hard that after 25 she still remember you almost every week

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>>87000139
>>87000132
reminder the Windom hating queers will be btfo so hard that vedderfags will pity them

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>>87000189
Because FWWM is my favorite Lynch movie so any excuse to rewatch it is good

Maybe I'll finally try the Q2 cut for shits and giggles

Daily reminder that the Mitchum Brothers have hearts of gold.

>>87000215

No, Booper raped real Diane, took her into the convenience store, created a tulpa, then turned her loose.

Tulpas seem to retain the original's memories (see Booper).

>>87000215
No, he raped the real Diane, then took her to the convenience store, where he presumably either killed her or trapped her somewhere and created the tulpa with his bobpowers or whatever

>>87000238
everything is predictable

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Friendly reminder that Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Endie Vedder, pic related is Mr Death Grip

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Be honest.

Do you think Lynch will allow Coop to have peaceful life after 25 years of sitting in dimensional craphole?

So Dale actually remembers everything that Dougie has went through in his life?

>>87000225
It's true, I can't.

>H E A R T S
>O F
>G O L D

>>87000295
>>87000297
i thought that Booper is guy from /b/

>>87000295
you're getting mixed up there, m8y. Booper is NOT a tulpa, he's a doppelganger, which is entirely different. When you shoot booper he doesn't deflate like a balloon and shoot off to the lodge, as we've already seen.

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>>87000169
Essentially pic related

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For the finale, will Lynch give us another extended face-melting acid trip like the nuclear bomb explosion and subsequent scenes in Part 8?

Candie is a tulpa/doppel.

She will kill Cooper.

>>87000324
yes

>>87000328
No, Dale remembers everything he personally experienced while everyone thought he was Dougie

>>87000295
Doppelcoop is not a tulpa. The original dougie was a tulpa, though, and he seemed not to have any of cooper's memories. He and diane were created for very different purposes though.

We know doppelcoop is not a tulpa because when a tulpa is in the lodge, they dissapear/turn into smoke/etc because they aren't real people. Doppelcoop can be in the lodge without this happening

>>87000169
I immediately pictured the inevitable CIA/Bane edit.

>>87000384
i hope

>>87000384
I sure hope so.

>>87000225
C H A N T A L
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>>87000225
They're pretty ruthless but they still have a sense of decency, especially Jim Belushi.

>>87000388
Candie is a literal angel you swine.

>>87000289
>hearts of gold
>kick an employee half to death because of a legit payout
If Cooper displays such bad judgement in Twin Peaks, doppelcoop will win easily

>>87000324
He got to dance with a midget, chill with his bros, and have black lodge pussy on demand whenever he wanted in the Red Room. If anything he probably wants to go back.

>/tpg/'s face when Coop goes back to Twin Peaks just so he can go back to the Lodge through the Grove again

>>87000071

Drafting a definitive list of how well/badly original series waifus have aged.

Shelly
Laura
Lucy
Power gap
Audrey
Donna

>>87000328
no, he doesn't remember anything about the actual, original dougie. Only what happened while he was in retardmode and everyone thought he was dougie

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>>87000343
THEY DO. THEY REALLY DO!

>>87000469
Spanx

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>>87000407

>>87000383
did you get this from reddit?

"Diane is a doppleganger" theory btfo

>>87000384
Next two episodes are going to be wild.

>>87000388
Candie is an ultimately irrelevant character that's just typical Lynchian set dressing

>>87000469
I want to feed her my seed

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>>87000479
Sheryl Lee is a beautiful woman

>>87000503
From another chan, actually.

>>87000324
I seriously think so, whole Dougie Jones life was set up as a "reward" for Cooper when he comes back.

Cooper will come back to Vegas, enter the red door and hug both of them, fade out to red curtain.

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How's Annie?

>>87000479
Shelly's still gorgeous but she's clearly had plastic surgery (damn good surgery though) and she's weirdly bulky now, so not sure if I can put her at #1

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>>87000169
>"Fuck you Lynch, I'm not going to manipulated by your cheap tricks you old-"
>music kicks in for real
>mfw
FUCKING HACK

>>87000588
Annie a cute

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With less than a week left, I want to reiterate how much I have enjoyed spending time with you, /tpg/.

It was a wild ride.

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>>87000324
I absolutely hope so.
Coop and Janey-E deserve each other.

>>87000501
>>87000407
>tfw tp is too obscure for this meme to breakthough on /tv/
>only the very few tp fans will get it when you post this

>>87000609
>bulky
THICC

>>87000225
these guys are the main reason i want a season 4. They're such fucking great characters and there just wasn't time to spend too much time with them

>>87000557
>Sheryl Lee is two years older than Naomi Watts

What the fuck, I always assumed Naomi was like five years older

>>87000225
LAS VEGAS SPIN-OFF WHEN
FUCKING WHEN, FROST?

>>87000673
She has stocky shoulders, not really THICC. THICC implies shapely and not just heavier

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>>87000657

should cooper have liked the mitchum brothers?

Ending will be that everything happened inside James Joyce's Finnegans Wake, all the show was an inverse reference from just one page of it.
Screencap this.

>tfw no Naomi Watts wife
It's incredible how good she looks at nearly 50.

>>87000324
>>87000657
I hope so. But it won't be with Janey-E and Sonny Jim. He asked MIKE to create a new dougie to be with them, which means either A. Coop knows he belongs with the FBI and doesn't want to settle down with them or B. Coop is pretty sure he's going to die stopping doppelcoop

So MIKE gave the ring to Dale so he can give it to Mr. C so when Mr. C wears it and dies, he will o back to the black lodge? I'm confused as to why Dale would need the ring otherwise. And what's with the seed?

So what would Mr. C have done if Richard didn't turn up when he did? It seems strange considering how much planning and work he put into staying out of the Lodge and outsmarting the other entities that he would've got to this point and triggered the trap. The only reason he didn't is because he ran into his son by chance.

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>>87000071
>based Charlie went to the effort of taking her to the Roadhouse and she just fucks off to who knows where

>>87000747
Imagine these grapes were your balls

*holds up shovel* AAANIMAL LLOYFF o_O

what happened to richard? is he dead?

and, how do you know becky is already dead too?

>>87000722

No. Fuck every money grubbing network that does this.

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>>87000641
>tfw /tpg/ was DougieCoop all along

>>87000462
dougie did not witness this

>>87000748
They have been blessed by the Dougie. The Dougie forgives their sins.

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I want a spinoff with Bobby, Hawk, and Andy solving more weird non-BOB / Black Lodge-related mysteries around Twin Peaks.

I just want to see the Mother again. I hope the Mother shows up and eviscerates Evil Cooper

>>87000214
What is shame of bones?

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>>87000479
She's objectively the hottest a fifty year old woman can be naturally, like Naomi

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>>87000641
no one cares you nerd

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>>87000662

>you will never sniff chantal's shoes
why live

>>87000775
The seed was so that MIKE could make another Dougie for his family in case Coop didn't make it

>>87000324
I really hope that doesnt happen. They seem to have a nice family life but it feels extremely hollow. Janie E feels like shes been written to be irritating and only kind to Dougie when shes received something and Sonny Jim feels like he's been made deliberately dull and lifeless.

It would feel like a real waste of a character to have Coop run off with a family he never really was a member of in the first place.

>>87000778
>by chance
why do you think Mr. C looked so ominously into the camera while Richard was watching? He knew that Richard would follow him.

>>87000790
Richard may be dead, or he may have been taken into the lodge somehow. Remember the Fireman said that whatever happens with Richard and Linda would be two birds with one stone, and whatever happened to Richard clearly only affected him, so I'm not entirely sure that's gone for good just yet.

Becky is fine.

>>87000778
The entire season/series is based on random things happening.

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so I watched Richard's death scene again. When he is being electrocuted, it seems like his body goes transparent, while his head stays normal. Finally, when he dies or whatever, his body sort of disappears while his head stays hanging for a second, then drops. What do you make of it?

>>87000885
That's what I thought too but some other guy in this thread refuted my theory that he was going to get Dougie back to his family.

We have descended from pure memes

>>87000891
She was living with Booper's tulpa.
It must have been hell. Who can blame her for being upset?

>>87000929
How did he refute the theory?

>>87000922
He's getting disintegrated from the bottom up

>>87000778
Just pick up another hick & offer $$$ for helping

>>87000860
SHUT UP CHAD

>>87000922
maybe he was just painfully teleported like Jefferies in FWWM

AYUDAME?

>>87000958
He said that Dougie was an asshole.

>>87000748
abso-fucking-lutely. they're probably criminals, but he doesn't know that and hasn't seen any evidence of it. The insurance thing was a mixup and they genuinely deserved the insurance money (that's why they were so pissed when they thought they weren't gonna get it, not because their scheme or whatever had failed but because they actually deserved the insurance and anthony fucked it).

Sure they're a bit rough and tumble and were at one point planning on killing him, but they've got hearts of gold and that's what matters. Remember that many of the bookhouse boys' operations were technically illegal. Cooper doesn't arrest someone just for breaking the law if they have #heartsofgold

>>87000000

>>87000999
The Dougie made by MIKE at the request of Coop would not be the same as the Dougie made by DoppelCoop

>>87000891
This: >>87000957

She's mean at first because she's used to Dougie being a loser dick, now that he's "shaped up" she's just fallen back in love with him. I don't perceive her as being a gold digger or anything like that.

>>87000922
I really liked that actor. Shame he got electrocuted.

Did Kyle just tease another season? Is that even possible? Would Lynch/Frost even have another season up their sleeves? Would Showtime want another season? If so, would they want more control?

>>87000911
>Becky is fine.
not necessarily true. Rewatch last week's scene with steven and gersten in the woods. It could easily be read as Steven having killed becky.

Not saying he did, but it's possible

>>87000324
I do. In general, despite all the bad stuff happening in Lynch's films, they are very humanist.

>>87001012
>You finally got the Mitchum brothers for us, Coop! Arrest them!
>No, don't.
>Why not, they're gangsters and have killed lots of people!
>They've got hearts of gold. I'm FBI

Dougie was DCoop's Tulpa and therefore a bad man.MIKE will now create a Coop's Tulpa which will be a good man, just like him.

Coop is going back to the lodge 100%, he knows it.The best he hopes for is taking DCoop with him.

>>87001012
the bookhouse boys never intended to murder anyone

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THE WOODSMEN TURNED ME INTO A KETTLE DALE

I'M TEAPOT PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

>>87000574
I fucking hope not

Is it just me or does TP have a really high rewatch value compared to other shows? Or maybe I just like TP more.

>>87001082
I doubt Lynch would work on another season

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So will the real Diane have an actual role in the story that isn't just smoking cigarettes and saying "Fuck you" to everyone?

>>87001082
>Did Kyle just tease another season?
source?
It's highly unlikely there's going to be another season but what are you talking about

>>87001145
stop this right noW!!!!

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tfw the diane-sfx scene reminded me of that scene in inland empire

>>87001155
Fuck you anon

>>87001155
The real Diane has been dead for ~22 years

>>87001155
Real Diane is probably dead.

>>87001082
Where?

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Sherilyn still obsessed with Prince's cum

>>87001155
Inland Empire is

>>87001177
Some video Kyle posted saying he hopes he has the chance to wear the Cooper suit again and for fans to cross their fingers

>>87001199
>>87001204
She's at the sherrif's office

>>87001058
movie magic anon, he's fine in real life

>>87000751
here comes everybody:
cooper
mr. c
dougie

laura
maddie
carrie

and via commodius vicus...riverrun?
the beginning will be built into the end. one in the same.

>>87000588
>Annie, I am now going to put this fake blood in your mouth. Never mind that is white and when you taste it there will be a distinct presence of salt and bitterness. It's going to be a beautiful thing.

>>87001145
THE STEAM IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE

>>87001116
>The best he hopes for is taking DCoop with him

two birds with one stone

>>87001242
Naido is at the Twin Peaks sheriff station. She is somehow the key to everything

>>87001108
>Why not, they're gangsters and have killed lots of people!
Source? Oh, no source? Yeah I didn't think so ;)

More importantly, when did Cooper find out they've killed lots of people? Oh, he never did? Oh, so you're dumb? oh okay thanks for clearing that up friend

Should he have arrested Battlin' Bud for carrying a concealed firearm in that hopsital, too?

>>87001211
During the Q&A he just did on Twitter

why are the mitchum brothers so willing to help out dougie/dale? they didn't even hesitate to give him the plane ride to washington.

>>87001246
>movie magic anon, he's fine in real life
REAL SHIT?

>>87000922
Why is this show so fucking inconsistent?

>>87001250
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

>>87001177
>>87001211
https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902177684817661952

Lynch is going to waste 90 minutes of the finale

It's almost 9:30 AM, my throat is incredibly scratchy, and I'm still tired.

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b t f o

>>87001283
cringe

>>87001308
They got 30 milion back thanks to him.

>>87000781
>he actually put the coat back on
HEART OF GOLD

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>>87001283
>Should he have arrested Battlin' Bud for carrying a concealed firearm in that hopsital, too?

>>87001082
>Would Lynch/Frost even have another season up their sleeves?
No, that's why you hire J. J. Abrams.

>>87001155
I can't be the only one who cringed at the "I know, fuck you" line. Even the "goodbye son" and "I am the FBI" lines were fine.

>>87001238
>>87001238
He's just saying he'd like to do it again. Of course he would, he loves the role and he gets paid to do it.

That's not teasing another season, that's him saying "if they do another season, I'm definitely in!" But the thing is, they probably ain't doing another season

>>87001329
>waste

One question that I never see come up:

Why are Mitchum's 3 girls always wearing the same dresses and never normal clothes. And don't they have their normal lives or are they slaves to the Mitchum brothers?

>>87001283
what I'm saying is that the authorities would know that they were gangsters, even Bushnell did and he's just an average Joe for the most part

it's confirmed that they had a hit out on Ike before he got arrested, so it's reasonable to assume that they've killed other people

>inb4 just pretending to be retarded

>>87001082
This season really feels like Lynch pulling together everything and everyone from his film / TV career for one last hurrah and goodbye. I'm skeptical about him coming back for another season.

>>87001384
They're all pretty clearly autistic as hell.

Did they use CGI do de-age Audrey for her dance? She looked so young and dreamy

>>87001384
they're former sex trafficking victims that they saved
their minds are too damaged to fit into society again

>>87001250
FW does have a lot of battling opposites, shem & sean etc

>>87001384
the reason you never see that question come up is because it is a dumb question

>>87001384
They're bangmaids who likely live with the Mitchums

>>87000922
same thing happened to the woodsman that was in the jail cells along with Bill Hastings. his body disappeared then his head faded away. also same thing as happened to Major Briggs according to Hastings.

>>87001384
theyre basically playboy bunnies so no they dont have normal lives yes they literally follow around the mitchums

>>87000922
There was definitely something else happening than just death via electric rock. The trap wasn't just to kill Mr C- they had to send him to the Lodge after- that's why Ray had the ring. The ring is a portal. The rock is also a portal.

You know, /tpg/, there's one big difference between you and the rest of /tv/. You have hearts of gold.

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>mfw that final scene was the last we hear of Audrey, with no explanation given

>>87001384
They're obviously assistants/eye candy that the boys keep around because why wouldn't you want three blonde cuties in pink following you around all day. I imagine they were girls who were "too nice" for..."harder" work but since the Mitchums actually do have heats of gold they keep the girls around on payroll as "work wives."

>>87001468
Except for the cunts that keep bringing up leaks

>>87001439
>the James Joyce Sheryl Lee ripoff that anon wrote weeks ago is going to be memed into the show

THE SHERYLFAGS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>87001469
Typical Lynch.

>>87001384
it's probably like a "work uniform"

if you take Amy's word on Candie's backstory, it seems like the three girls have been rescued from human trafficking and have nowhere else to go, so the Mitchums let them hang around and they do stuff for them nothing lewd, though

I still do not get why Coop came back.

I thought he was fucked up because Dougie had his "persona" which was symbolized by that golden ball.

>>87001432
That's called make up.

>>87001314
Inconsistent in cgi you mean? Because separating heads from the body has been one of the core themes of the season, if not the whole series.

>>87001187
>>87001187
FUCK YOU

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what the fuck was her problem?

>>87001082
no, normies hate it

>>87000824
There's honestly so much spin-off material here that I have no doubt that Showtime is begging Frost to do one (since they won't convince Lynch).

>"Blue Rose" where after Cole retires, Coop leads the new generation of FBI agents on the lodges case.
>The entire Las Vegas people. Bushnell, Mitchums and Fuscos.
>Jeffries and Cole's early days hunting the first lodge cases
>"Bang Bang" where an excited and larger-than-life host of the Roadhouse tries to keep his establishment afloat under constant drama and high-rent. And let's not talk about the supernatural events in town.
>"Jerry Horne's Stoned Around the World" where David Patrick Kelly in-character walks the Earth and meets new cultures, eats their food and enjoys their scenery, all while trying to get back to Twin Peaks. It's a documentary travel show.

>>87001497
yers

>>87001432
No CGI, just weird lighting

So 16 hours of BS and everyone is happy? Seriously?

Did anyone else notice the massive wasted space in this series? The total silence and mute time to kill time? The series was bought to fill 8 hours but Lynch demanded twice the time? Why? To shove his "artistic" silences in to fill the void. Almost all of Dumbass-Coopers time was a waste, as was the smaller scale time with Lynch's 10 minutes with the girl leaving his room.

What the hell was the point of this show other than to satisfy the ego of a director who has never been given what he feels he deserves in the Industry....and yet has been given every chance to pull his ego into the mainstream.

Hopefully this is his last chance. Fuck Lynch

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>>87001468
Love you too, anon

>>87001524
Can't smoke in the Black Lodge.

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>>87001524
She couldn't forget that night.

>>87001384
>well groomed, hang around at classy joints, minimal work other than to look pretty and perform menial tasks
Sounds like the luckiest a woman can get to me

>>87000154
what was his fucking problem?

>>87001514
no, Dougie WAS the golden ball. He was a manufactured tulpa whose only purpose was to get sucked into the Lodge instead of Mr. C whenever 25 years were up.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>87001082
Even more control? I think maybe only David Chase has had this much control on a show.

>>87001336
I'm so sleepy, Audrey.

>>87001514
Coop got zapped by the electrical socket before getting sucked out back into the real world
When he kamikaze'd with the fork, he zapped back his motor functions

>>87001545
>LYNCHED

no, but really L Y N C H E D

>>87001514
the ball was a "seed," which tulpas are apparently made out of.

I'm not entirely sure what it was that brought cooper back. but the electric shock definitely did most of the work, combined with his trigger from hearing gordon's name

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ABSOLUTELY IRKED

You gusy do know that Harry will show up in the finale, right?

THe whole "Oh I'm retired, I won't be in the return" was misdirection.

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>>87001546
QT

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>>87001654
True

Cooper is going to get MIKE to make another tulpa of him isnt he?

Is he going to trick dopplecoop in to killing the new tulpa and then kick his ass?

>>87001416
RONNIE ROCKET ANON

Laura is a whore

>>87001545
I know this is bait, but fuck you if you think that Cooper thanking Bushnell and saying goodbye to Janey-E and Sonny Jim would have been anywhere near as profound and emotional without those 16 hours of build up.

>>87000313
Why the fuck is Ride screaming at the Black Lodge?

>>87001651
cutepill me on this meme, why does it irk you so much

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what was your reaction?

>>87001694
BOB, please get off the internet

So it's pretty much confirmed that Audrey died in the bank explosion or at least got braindead.

>>87001082
>>87001154
>>87001177
>>87001211
https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902177684817661952

From the AMA an hour ago

>>87000169
>DAT OLD MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
SMILING LIKE A NIGGER IN KFC

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>>87001742
>tfw she's actually Pete

>>87001694
Congrats on watching Twin Peaks for the first time anon

>>87001654
>>87001672
what if u were slave to her pusy!

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>>87001720

Friendly reminder that Mulholland Dr. was always supposed to be about Audrey. The last two hours will have absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the series (because it was a dream that never really happened) and will be a crazy trip through Audrey's diseased mind, ending with her suicide, which Lynch had wanted to do since 2001.

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>>87001720

>>87000225
THEY'RE NOT BROTHERS THEY'RE GAY LLOVERS

>>87000922
IIRC this is how it looks when someone travels through different dimensions. They're body's disappear first while their head stays for a second or two before leaving as well. The same happened to the woodsman two cells down from Hastings.
Could possibly have played a part in how Major Brigg's head and body were separated. Could have been interference while traveling

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>tp won't win a single emmy
>they will all go to got and rick and morty

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>>87001384
he aint gotta explain shit

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>>87001772

>>87001776
Based pusyposter

>>87001776
Please don't lewd, anon
Thank you

We need spin offs.

"Mitchums"
Dark humour gangster drama with Mitchum brothers about casino half legal life in Vegas.

"Accountant for hire"
Accountant by day, hitman by night.Polish ex-GROM cleans the taxes and the streets.

>>87001720
So did the Vedder concert occur inside Audrey's head?

>>87001712
The FACT that the two actors portraying FBI Agent Fox Mulder and incestuous rape and murder victim Laura Palmer had at one point in time intimate relations with each other irks me to no possible end.

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post tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

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>>87001720

>>87001217
Can't blame her.

>>87001514
Remember that he returned out of an electrical outlet. I don't think he came through with the entirety of his being however. I think by making his body a conduit of another electrical outlet, he rejoined himself. Electricity is linked with the lodge and lodge entities in the Twin Peaks universe.

>>87000861
>He struck me as big, do you understand?

>>87001511
I see them as old school criminals - violence to women & kids is forbidden but adult males who step into their world are fair game

>>87001830
Why? The characters are not the actors

You guys do realize that Dale Cooper is Audrey's tulpa right? She willed him into existence.

Did you even watch the original two seasons? It's obvious.

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>>87001812
post yfw Kyle gets snubbed for best actor and some monotone fag from GoT wins instead

>>87001826

Yes, which BTFO vedderposters even harder.

>tfw /ourguy/ Charlie will never show up again
It's late and I'm getting feelsy

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I love you, /tpg/.

>>87001742
If she died how did she give birth to Richard? Besides, Secret History said she was in a coma as of the time Bad Cooper departed Twin Peaks, and that book hasn't been contradicted yet by the new season.

>>87000238

I actually tried to tell you guys this weeks ago. We are here among you. - EF

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/tpg/, why have I had this song in my head since last night's episode?
https://youtu.be/qTlkVTwMLFs

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>>87001896
>kit harrington is going to win the award for best actor

>>87001883
Picture in your head for a moment..

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>tfw it's all over in a week

>>87001826
>yfw Audrey was the vedderposter all along

TP is a closed timeloop. Mr. C is young BOB.

>>87001824
Needs to happen

What the fuck is going on and where the fuck was Audrey?

>>87001155
raped to death and then dismembered

>>87001941
Why? The characters are not the actors

Ok so does Coop want to have a new Dougie created for Janey and Sonny? That would be lame

>>87002010

Audrey is still trapped in Lynch's basement. That was home footage that got edited in.

>>87001982
>yfw the original vedderposter on /tv/ was none other than Lynch himself trying to throw /tpg/ off the real trail

>>87001954
two weeks

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>>87001444
>bangmaids

>>87000324
I can see it being a mystery. There will be regular Coop, and Tulpa Coop, and one will go back to the FBI and one to Sonny Jim and Janey-E, but we won't know which one did what.

>>87001886

This is going to fucking happen

It is the only way Lynch could pull the ultimate Lynching. THE final Lynching of his career. It'll be Mulholland Drive's ending x100

..tnemom a rof daeh ruoy ni erutciP
>>87002029

>>87001784
Friendly reminder that the Audrey version of Mulholland Dr. was a television series, as was the final version until it didn't get picked up. Just like with the Twin Peaks international pilot Lynch hastily shot an extra 20 minutes to give it an ending that had little to do with how the story would have actually gone.

>>87002010
Audrey has been in TP's mental institution since 1990. After Laura's murder, she created Dale Cooper, a special FBI agent capable of solving the murder. Unfortunately, her illness seeped through the fantasy, and Cooper ended up locked in the Black Lodge for 25 years

>>87001923
>Secret history
not canon. how many times do we have to go over this? The book IS contradicted by the old seasons. So unless the new season somehow addresses those contradictions, we must assume the book is not canon. OKAY MARK?

>>87002041
Part 17 and 18 are the finale and air the same week

>>87001896
He is hardly even recognisable as dopplecoop. I seperate coop and dopplecoop in my head as different people/actors without even realising it. On top of this, he has played three seperate characters with thier own distinct personality and has been a genuinely terrifying villian as dopplecoop.

I think his performance will be overlooked because it isnt a flashy "muh emotions" drama fuelled one. Which sucks because the acting in twin peaks is leagues above anything else on tv at the moment.

>>87002073
>>87002051
I'll be so fucking mad if this happens.>>87002041
>>87002041
>>87002041

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>>87001720

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>>87002038
So we REALLY got L y N c H e D

>captcha
>select all the grapes

>>87001935
for pretending he likes pussy, sure

>>87002060
>hastily
he spent years shooting new stuff and turning the footage into a movie, fuck off

>>87002095
really?

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>>87001954
>Frost's face when I haven't bought his book.

>>87002161
Yes. This way the finale is a two hour long episode

>>87002161
ye

>"The past dictates the future."

WHICH CHARACTER SAYS THE LINE REE

>>87002111
Makes you realize that getting roles for the big movies is not about being a great actor but more about having the right contacts.

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>>87002161
Yes, just like eps 1&2.

>>87002179
>tfw lynch is essentially releasing another FWWM style full length feature film next week.

This shit is going to be like end of evangelion isnt it?

>>87000462

>legit payout

Cooper literally had supernatural assistance in winning. It wasn't legit. There is no possible legit way to win 30 mega jackpots in one evening at the same casino. It could only happen through cheating. Anyone would beat someone half to death for stealing a quarter million. The only thing the Mitchum brothers were wrong about was the culprit. But since they don't know about the black lodge and dugpas, who else would they think did it but the manager?

>>87002179
>>87002184
oh shit didn't know that

THE ANSOLUTE STATE OF VEDDERFAGS

HOW COULD THEY NOT REALIZE THE SONG WAS ABOUT AUDREY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So what happened last night, I had to watch it it and go straight to bed for work the next day.

Did the vedderfag return? Did he kill himself out of shame? What poorly thought out tin foil tier prediction will he claim happens next.

>Audrey fancied herself a detective in highschool
>Is a sad lonely girl
>Is faced with Laura's brutal murder
>Wills Dale Cooper, the man of her dreams, capable of solving any case, into existance
>Cooper has no family and the only peopl that talk about him are his colleagues
>Coop's past is retroactively created in FWWM. This happens because Cooper only tells Audrey abous his past near the ending of S1

>>87002230
dont compare TP to cartoon trash

>>87000071
She's in an insane asylum.
Charlie's her doctor.

>>87002092
I'm not saying it's canon, simply they wouldn't put out a book which it's main selling point is to give hints and clues about season 3 and then have them be wrong. Just as Tamara Preston working with Cole, Major Briggs being heavily involved with events, and Ben Horne turning over a new leaf were true; you can expect this to be as well.

FRIENDLY REMINDER

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So what mysteries do you want to be resolved the most?

>Judy
>Annie
>Billy
>Audrey
>Teakettle Jefferies

>>87001217
she knows that (((they))) had him murdered.

she's a smart lady.

>>87001925
Eddie Fader?

>>87002203
So if that's the description for 17, what's the one for 18?

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>>87000978
>SHUT UP CHAD

NEW

>>87002355
>>87002355
>>87002355

>DCoop wins
>Gordon,Albert and Tammy dies
>Coop is trapped in lodge for next 25 years
>DCoop comes back to Janey and Sonny to rape them

Would madman do it?

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>>87002230
>2 hour S2 finale equivalent and no studio fuckery whatsoever

>>87002341
why does he have a piece of string tied around the middle of his head

>>87002319
Supposed to reply to>>87002230

>>87002297
>the weird device in buenos aires
>the glass box

>>87002237
the non-reaction of the girls to the beating tells us this is a common event. the Mitchums are scum

>>87002288
they wouldn't? seems like the kind of thing they'd do. Remember how in promo materials lynch and frost said that even people who hadn't seen the original show would be able to watch the return? they love fucking with people.

Also, Lynch has gone on the record as having never read the book. Also major briggs being heavily involved and ben horne turning over a new leaf were both clear by the end of season 2...

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>>87001522
>FUCK YOU

>>87002297

What happened to James after Evelyn Marsh and before becoming a security guard

>>87002396

this and
>>87002297
Desmond

>>87000462
and Coopers knows this how?

>>87002297
Annie will never be mentioned again, she was never anything more than a Audrey stand in to Lynch. Jefferies either, Bowie is dead so that one scene is all we're getting. Billy and Audrey go hand in and and it's pretty obvious she's still in a coma. I've been waiting for Judy for 25 years so that's my answer.

What was up with the credit sequence? I feel like it's implying some pretty ominous stuff about the roadhouse.

>>87002421
>Lynch has gone on the record as having never read the book
That doesn't matter. Frost co-wrote the script so he took a few choice nuggets from it and put them in the book. Why does that require Lynch to read it?

>>87000722
this season WAS the las vegas spinoff

>>87001122

Hawk sure didn't mind stabbing a guy to death in Canada, though.

>>87002520
>Jefferies either, Bowie is dead so that one scene is all we're getting.

but why was he a tea kettle? Is it similar to the arm evolving into a tree? Things just turn into other objects when they are in these realms for too long?

Reminder that all the episodes so far WERE NOT the finale. I'm hyped as fuck.

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>>87001720

>>87002650
Things just turn into other objects when their actors die.

>>87002650
he's a percolator tho!

>>87001896
They won't even be nominated in the same category though, Twin Peaks would qualify as a Limited Series while GoT is a Drama. With this considered Twin Peaks will most likely win every category it's nominated in, because the competition for Limited Series tends to be more lax than for Drama or Comedy.

can you answer one question as dougie for the last time?

https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902181362869964801

now I know why girls squee

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>>87002297
judy and pic related

>>87000137
I rewatched it two weeks ago, leave me alone.

>>87000324
Mike will create another Dougie for Janey-E and Sonny Jim and Coop will either die/stay in the black lodge/go work for the FBI.

>>87001602

That's >hfw she realises eddie wrote a song for her

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>>87001545
Who is this, D.B. Weiss or David Benioff?

Get rek'd, you fucking hacks. THIS is how you write good television.

Is it wise to download and watch every episode in the third season again next week before the last one comes out?

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>>87001720

>>87003132
why would you waste your time like that
don't you remember everything that happened so far

>>87001558
LMAO

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>>87001954
This shit was so sad yet peaceful.

Why is FWWM so good?

>>87000214
Haven't watched game of thrones for the last two or three seasons. Can't even remember which because that's how bad it's gotten and how little I give a fuck about it. This season of Twin Peaks is better than the best season of GoT. It's got nothing to do with nostalgia either because unlike you bandwagon hopping faggots I read the ASoIaF books before the TV show started.

>>87000225
I was worried we weren't going to see them again. Now they're going to Twin Peaks. Lynch keeps on giving.

>>87000238
Learn to context clues.

>>87003205
There are things I'm sure I missed.

>>87000748
They were only bad to him when they thought he deserved it. Since then they've gone above and beyond to be good to Dougie and his family. If they were bad or even average people they would have just fucked off with their money. It's just like Cooper to have faith in the good inside people

>I truly have returned to Twin Peaks

When did you guys realise Lynch has lost his creativity?

>>87001204
Read the part 18 description tards.

>>87001903
Here's hoping for a Charlie spin off show. Episodical. Him being psychiatrist / caretaker / Animus for different middle aged women in every episode.