>WOOOW HE SPENT 25 YEARS PERFECTING THE ART OF PUTTING RAW

>>86992774
I know, anon

It sucks not having a passion, or love for anything, so you have to shit on everyone else to make yourself feel better

Go outside

>>86992774
>things women will never understand
Get out roastie.

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>>86992774
>t. burger

dude having a passion for something is awful

i rather spend a couple minutes learning how to make burgers than trying to be perfect

taste better and isn't pretentious as hell

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>>86992774
>WOOOW HE SPENT 9 YEARS PERFECTING THE ART OF SHITPOSTING ON A ANIME IMAGEBOARD SO INSPIRING

>>86992846
This. It's perfection in simplicity.

I feel like watching a documentary today. any Netflix suggestions? I've seen the very top rated ones already such as what OP posted

>>86992774
only real men understand his struggle
You're either a woman or you're underage. Either way you should fuck off

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>>86992839
this is a man with a passion, a self taught tripple michelin star chef who pretty much invented his own brand of cuisine wherin he creates extremly elaborated multi-sensory exeriences rather than servingRAW FUCKING FISH vcant wait for this sushi meme to end, nothing good ever came out of japan

t. brainlet

world class chefs are have an insane amount of detail in preparing even the simplest dishes

I didn't like the sequel, Jiro Nightmares of Assrape.

>>86993000
Mate Heston Blumenthal is literally a meme chef

>>86992774
And now he's known as the best sushi maker in the world. You too can become the best but it takes a long time and alot of hard work

>be professional chef
>go through years of school and training in a kitchen
>have to learn how to make various complex french dishes and various classical technique
>have to learn how to cook a million ingredients perfectly in a million different way
>see this guy
>puts raw fish on rice
>OMG GREATEST CHEF ever

what is wrong with numale hipsters who idolize this guy

>>86993000
Anon, are you seriously wasting your time arguing with weebs? You should know better by now. Japs could violently assault people and it'd still be romanticized by them.

>>86993042
>>86993000
>>86993079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZwYxrJi0Y

>>86992774
>forty year you wash rice and flip egg
>when you old you put the fish on the rice and get respecto

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>>86992774
Why can't you just stop thinking about this movie?
Are you falling in love with him?

>>86993003
yeah im sure putting a piece of tuna on ball of rice really requires that 25 years of experiencey, surely you would immediately be able to taste the difference if I, a random faggot, cut a piece of tuna and put it on a ball of rice you pretensious fartsniffer

>>86993000
>>86993079
>dae le raw fish meme
Are you the type of nigger who picks the mushrooms out of your food because "i don't like mushrooms"?

>>86993102
>a meme chef using a meme food gimmick

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>>86993000
You could post better examples of real skilled chefs like Thomas Keller, Heston didn't create that meme molecular gastronomy shit, it was popularized before him

Also the guy is WAAY more pretentious than Jiro ever will be.

This dish he literally serves it with an ipod playing sea sounds.

>>86993141
>you buy a ball of rice and piece of tuna from the store and put it together
>it's just that simple

>>86993003
>world class chefs are have an insane amount of detail in preparing even the simplest dishes
t. hipster who hasn't even bnothered to do his research.
This guy isn't a world class chef. He knows sushi and sushi alone. And a lot of top critics in Japan these days actually say his isn't the best. The whole documentary is just pretense after pretense. There really is only so much you can do with fish and rice.

>>86992774
>>86993000
>raw fish
Confirmed for retard.

>>86992945
What the Health if you want to watch poorly researched vegan propaganda that is willing to lie to you.
They actually cite a study that had FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE in it. The margin for error for that is fucking hilarious.
He also turns it into some strange conspiracy that all health foundations are completely evil because the head of the Diabetes Foundation told him to fuck off when he was being a prick during the interview.

>>86993146
i dont really follow your train of thought but then again im not retarded

>>86993000
>jiro is also a triple michelin star chef
>doesn't understand that you don't need extremely complicated food and presentation to be the best

this is actually why Jiro is so revered. He created an elegant multi-sense experience considered one of the best by the worlds top chefs with simple ingredients and simple presentation. He doesn't need tricks, anon and if this movie had never been created, he'd still be doing the same thing, oblivious to western opinion

>American kids in summer : thread

>american understanding of food

>>86993251
I wonder if you skipped using capital letters and punctuation just to look like a retard or if you are just underage.
The point I'm making is that you are saying "this ingredient is stupid and you can't make any good food out of it".
Which is something only a complete brainlet would say, the ingredient most people say they dislike are usually mushrooms.

another thing, how can you expect me to take seriously the """people""" who to this day eat their food with two fucking sticks? i refuse to respect the opinions of those who would willingly use such inferior utensils

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>WOOOW HE SPENT 12 YEARS FILMING SOME STUPID KID SO INSPIRING

literally fuck OFF with this pretensious bullshit

that man killed my grandpappy on iwo jima

>>86993455
its more efficient and food comes prepared in a way that you only need 2 sticks, as opposed to having to switch between 3 or 4 different utensils

>>86993433
no you cretin, the blatanly clear point here is that combinig simple ingredients requires neither the effort nor the mastery or experience that comes with 25 years of putting said ingredients together. in other words i dont think he deserves anywhere near the respect he gets from snobinsh weebs

>>86992774
who are you quoting, anon-kun?

What's the point of Sushi, i've never eaten any
Sure it looks good, but looking at how tiny it looks I'd need a bag worth of this shit to get sated
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't 10€ the 7 piece set

>>86993741
I'm pretty sure Japs don't even eat it themselves, they just sell this to whites while laughing behind our backs in disbelief that anyone would fall for this.

I think the main point to take away from this is, go make the raw fish meal yourself if it's so easy. You see how much respect he gets, why aren't you doing that? You aren't inept, are you?

>>86993741
There's an authentic Japanese food joint (run by a Korean) opening near me, I intend on finding out what authentic sushi tastes like.

>>86993741
I tried it once and hated it but I don't really love fish to begin with so maybe that's why. A lot of people really like it apparently. You know, different strokes and all that.

sushi is shit
it looks like shit
its raw, cold and slimey
the texture would be gross
its not filling at all
ive never had it but i can guess it also tastes like shit
theres no way that shit satisfys your appetite
we need to est normal shit like vegetables, milk, bread and real meat, not shitty raw fish or bugs, countries that eat bugs piss me off, like stop eating spiders and eat some proper food you gooks.

>>86993741
it's nothing special. completely overrated by idiots who think they're cultured.

>>86994376
Why would i do that when i could have something good instead? I had sushi made in a supposedly renowned joint and it's what it is - raw fish on rice. Get your heads out of your asses people, we can see the king has no clothes.

>>86994415
Very meta. It's a shame you're anonymous, I'd pay you good money and give you an apartment in North Cali if you interned in my comedy troupe.

>>86994415
Underage

>>86993000
>nothing good ever came out of japan
>he says while posting on 4chan, which's source code was 100% ripped off futaba channel

>>86994603
this site is shit though

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>>86994603
are you by chance implying 4chan is or ever was good?

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>>86993741
it's the soy sauce that makes it good that's the whole point of sushi just dunk that shit in soy sauce and let the rice soak it all up

>>86994603
Are you seriously implying that 4chan is good?

>>86992839
Oh please. Guys shittalk each other's choice of passion all the time. Chris Chan has a passion too.

>>86993455
Reminder that American "people" don't know how to use a knife and fork.
>cut food with knife
>put down knife
>put fork in knife hand
>eat food with fork
>put fork back in original hand
>pick up knife
>repeat
And yet they have the gall to criticize other people's eating methods.

>>86994796
>>cut food with knife
>>put down knife
>>put fork in knife hand
>>eat food with fork
>>put fork back in original hand
>>pick up knife
>>repeat
wait, wait, Americans really do that?

>>86994796
if your food already comes out in one bite sized portions you can eat it all with one (1) fork, which is an infinitely superior utensil anyway. kind makes me wonder what the japs would do if their food came out in larger size that requires portioning. bet their heads would explode

>>86994796
go make some gutter oil, cheng. repulsive subhuman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>>86994858
No. We do put the knife back down repeatedly, but the fork is kept in the dominant hand

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uma delicia

>>86995002
Coming from someone into vore
This actually tastes really nice and its entertaining to eat.

>>86994858
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_utensil_etiquette
>In the American style, also called the zig-zag method or fork switching, the knife is initially held in the right hand and the fork in the left. Holding food to the plate with the fork tines-down, a single bite-sized piece is cut with the knife. The knife is then set down on the plate, the fork transferred from the left hand to the right hand, and the food is brought to the mouth for consumption. The fork is then transferred back to the left hand and the knife is picked up with the right.
https://youtu.be/Wn9Hr-1PfWk?t=109

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>raw fish

>>86994858
no

>>86992774
Jiro dreams of Pushi is more like it

>>86994858
yes americans really are that retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIj5Rt-7b9I#t=1m24s

>>86995002

>though the frog is instantly

Why the fuck is everyone moaning then? Its well known frogs continue to move after being killed. I hate faux outrage virtue signalers.

>>86992774
More like Jiro nightmare of ass fuck

>>86995131
based pushi poster

LOOOKM HOW HE MASTERFULLY SMEARED SOY SAUCE ON THAT PIECE OF FISH WOW A TRUE ARTISAN AT WORK

>>86995203
Why is that retarded?

>>86992774
I want to watch a documentary on the sad japs that make shit grocery store sushi

This is like the 4th time i've seen a thread lately bashing this wonderfully made documentary.

What gives? Is OP salty or something? Is he allergic to sushi?

>>86995101
lol is that his butt

>>86995203
>make eating a meal take literally twice as long as it has to be
>still manage to be fat

>>86995101
>chinese man
well yeah duh

>tfw no interests or passions at all even after a big self improvement period and trying a lot of stuff

>Fell back into apathy and dread waking up every morning again

Nothing like fully realizing your own uselessness. Fuck you jiro you fucking cunt.

I'd like to watch more documentaries on Nips, the one about Sake was ok.

>>86995424
just put raw fish and rice together

if its as easy as the americans say it will, hipsters will line up from across the world to pay for it

>>86995493
Why are you idiots calling it raw fish?

>>86995424
Well at least you didnt dedicate quarter a century to japanese equivalent of making a ham sandwich so i guess you got that going for you.

This thread is why most of you are NEETS and underachievers

>>86995493
don't have to be american to realize sushi is stupid asf. my family tried some after watching this kino and was disappointed we vowed to never eat japanese food again.
t. mexibro

>>86995555
It's a maymay.

>>86995589
someone should make paco dreams of tacos

>>86995567
>imblying striving for the perfect ham sandwich isn't a worthy endeavor
Pleb.

>>86995570
t. jiro

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>>86995589
sure convicned me there pedro i mean who could ever doubt the immaculate taste of a mexican

>chinamin chefs

throw it in the trash, nothing to see here

>>86995567
Jon Favro is working on this.

Sushi is alright but real ramen is the best

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>>86995486
Sorry but I only eat high quality sopa

>>86995722
the proportions are abit big but nothing wrong with it

>>86995722
it may look repulsive and probably not taste good, but at least it isn't sushi

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>>86995722
>That webm

>>86993741

I'm the complete opposite of a Sushi snob as I enjoy buffet American style sushi just as much as the high end expensive shit.

I've found Sushi to be one of the most love it or hate it foods out there. It's not like pizza where you like some of it but not others most of the time.

Go to a moderately priced place and have the guy behind the counter make you some shit or just pick some random stuff off the menu, usually for fish you already know you might like.

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>>86995767
>>86995769
>this is what subhumans who talk shit about sushi actually consider edible
I rest my case.

>>86995897
>sushi
>edible

hard lol

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>just a moment, chef, Jiro-san-kun-sama is channeling his 25 years of experience to ensure you receive a suhsi worthy of 3 michellin star palate

>>86995493

You're comepletely downing playing the man's profession, but even if I were to address your argument I would say that some of the simplists foods are the best.

And if you're going to follow up by calling it out on how expensive it is then lets just aggree to disagree.

Japanese food is so bland that they autistically cling onto something retarded like sushi like it's the best thing ever
jajaj

>people praise chefs that have three tire company stars

my car has 4 tires so its better than any chef

>>86993000
>he reveres a guy who looks like a child molester
Par for the course for 4chan, I guess.

>>86996023
first of all you're replying to one of the mouthbreathers who actually defend sushi and the fact that you missed such blatatnly sarcastic tone makes me want to assume you're autistic which i will and henceforth shall continue to write in all caps NO ONE IS ARGUING THAT SIMPLE FOOD CANT BE GOOD, EGGS AND BACON WILL ALWAYS BE DELICIOUS BUT NO SANE PERSON WILL EVER DEDICATE HIS LIFE TO THE ART OF PERFECTING BACON AND EGGS

>>86992774
>americans

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>>86994858
The day I noticed the American/zig-zag style of eating I was confused as fuck. I'm American and my brothers eat that way and hold their fork like pic related, all my friends do it, but I do it "continental style" and I have no clue who I picked it up from.

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To People who dislike sushi :whats your favorite dish?

>>86996617
Paella

>>86996553
>I have no clue who I picked it up from
Basic intuition.

>>86996617
Schabowy z młodymi ziemniaczkami.

>>86996617
Spaghetti

>>86996617

I don't really have one.

>>86995399
fat burgers eat with their hands

>At the end they said that good ingredients is 90% of what makes a good dish.

>>86996714
It does seem more intuitive, it's just weird that my brothers do the American Style even though we were taught to eat by the same people.

Why do people say 25 years? He is like 90 years old and started when he was like 20.

>>86992774
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chotto MATTE.

You're trying to say that this guy doesn't provide the best sushi experience possible? I don't even need to argue my point, but just to enlighten you I'll give you a brief list of reasons as to WHY this is the best sushi on the planet:

1) He's a real Japanese person. And he's old.

2) Dude fucking DREAMS of sushi.

3) He dreams so hard they made a MOVIE about it.

4) You seen those prices? How can it not be good?

5) President Obama and that asshole Anthony Bordaine ate there.

6) His hands are said to be slightly warmer than most (particularly women) so the sushi responds well to his caress even though its dead.

7) Did I mention that he's a real Japanese person from Japan? Ancient techniques, much WA, wabi-sabi included.

8) He received a Michelin star and it's rumored he's the only one ever.

I could go on but you obviously just don't get it.

>>86993104
kek what a failure. in 40 years you could become ceo or cto of any company

I have met Jiro. He is a cunt. And coming from me, you know that is serious business. He exemplifies everything I hate about the "職人" attitude. His sushi isn't even all that great. There are far better restaurants out there. Especially in Tsukiji.

He's also a big, xenophobic aresehole. I can't believe anyone does anything but mock him. The only people who think he's great, are hipsters, and idiots.

>>86994415
>vagina is shit
>it looks like shit
>its raw, cold and slimey
>the texture would be gross
>its not filling at all
>ive never had it but i can guess it also tastes like shit
>theres no way that shit satisfys your appetite
>we need to eat normal shit like testicles, dick, head and real feet, not shitty raw pussy or butts, countries that eat butts piss me off, like stop eating udders and eat some proper wood you fellows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLmekEsaak
Would rather eat this guy's sushi. Really humble guy.

Movies Amerifats will NEVER understand

Sushi and using chopsticks actually comes from the end of the Second World War. The Americans didn't want the Japanese using proper utensils or cooking equipment as they worried about the risk of them being used as weapons.

To combat this the Japanese simply ate it raw and used small sticks rather than attempting to evade the rules, as this was considered dishonorable. To this day one of the Japanese words for dishonor literally translates to "use fork" and many older Japanese will never accept utensils from American servers in restaurants

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When will there be a documentary for a guy who worked 25 years in McD putting burgers on the bread?

>>86997656
That's bullshit. American G.I.'s didn't start confiscating Nips forks and knives until at least the 1960's, following the Aiwa rebellion.

>>86997656
how were they cooking rice for sushi without cooking equipment?

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>>86992774
Oh look, it's this thread again.

>>86997595
And I'd rather eat food that doesn't come with a fucking manual.

reminder gook michelin star restaurants were on the rise because michelin are competing for business in japan.

>>86992774
t. someone who only eats garbage Sushi or "doesnt like raw fish".

srsly, kill your unambitious unrespecting ass.

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>>86998995
shut the fuck up weeb your meme food sucks ass whether its $5 or $150

>>86994796
>>86994858
This is true, they're fucking stupid as hell
When I use the knife it's in my left hand, I'm right handed so that's where my fork stays.

If you got to a restaurant you'll see these idiots swapping utensils, pretending and eating like they showed up just to be seen. They peck at their food like a sick bird, playing with it. They leave half of it behind, I'm guessing this is to show other whites how affluent they are. It's disgusting

They leave hungry and then stuff their faces again like pigs, this time in a venue they deem safe to do so shamelessly

>>86995722
How embarassing.

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>>86993042
But fish bits on vinegar rice chef isn't?

>>86993606
>this coming from anon whose most complicated dish he ever created was red lobster cheddar bay biscuits out of a box

>>86995722
This is worst than gore

>>86993000
>invented his own brand of cuisine
Your ignorance is so impressive, you could literally read his fucking wikipedia page to prove yourself wrong

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>>86993433

>>86992907
show me a show that does this

>>86997715
don't mock his ambition to make the perfect Big Mac man, that's too far

>>87000271
good honest american food

>>86993000
>his own brand of cuisine

Molecular gastronomy is a pretentious hipster shit for hipster faggots, who rather have a ritual instead of enjoying food.

Every self-respecting chef sees him as a hack.
Just as every self-respecting artist sees the "living printers" (people who draw something pixel-by-pixel as original) as hacks.

>>86995399
>twice as long
Do you just swallow your bites whole? In between chewing this wouldn't add any extra time

>>86993000
Goddamn it this guy pisses me off. I just want to beat that faggot face in, what a freak.

>>86995869
I unironically believe all sushi tastes the same past the $4/roll price point. I've been to high end jap restaurants and McJiros alike, the only thing that isn't good is like premade store bought sushi.

Is it fun to anonymously pretend to be retarded?

>>87000736
>>87000633
how this guy still has hands full of fingers?

Itt fat ugly shit in your pants retarded amerilard contrarians

>>87000851
butthurt posts msake ut fun

>>87000889
>only thing about your country relevant to americans is piece of raw fish on rice
>get irrationally upset when nobody cares about it beyond eating it occasionally without a second thought

>>86993741
>i've never eaten any

It's kinda bland, that wasabi paste and soysauce they serve with it is a must. It's also expensive for what it is

You're not missing out on much, I'd say you're smart for not falling for the jap ruse

>>86992774
how many worms are in his brain?

>>86993601
You only ever need a single utensil if you're having someone else cut your food for you.

>>87001064
now this is something worth paying 500 dollars for

>>87000566
>>87000428
im not talking about molecular gastronomy, heston himself said he dislikes the term, but rather his unique and distinc style and approach to dining that became synonymous with his name. you might want to take your own advice and visit his wiki page wehre he's rightfully named a pioneer of the multisensory cooking. its less about the marriage of chemistry and cuisine than about stimulating perception on different levels and whether its an invention of a genius or pretensious garbage it sure as hell far greater skill and imagination than slapping fish on rice.
also make sure you inform all those michelin judges that he's actually a hack, they seem to think otherwise

>>87000736
Why doesn't he sharpen his knives?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7QRyax0J0w

:3

>>87000040
>When I use the knife it's in my left hand, I'm right handed so that's where my fork stays.
Are you an idiot? This is opposite how you should be holding your knife and fork.

>>87001017
>what is anime, ramen, asian girls etc

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> American tards talking about quality food

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who /ck/ here

>>86992774
What makes him good is he's an autist at preparing said raw fish and rice that comes from autistic fishmongers and autistic rice farmers. That's Japanese culture, be autistically good at one thing.

This thread is making me hungry for some sushi, I just wish it wasnt so expensive over here

>>87001658
Did you make that? It looks good. What kind of meat is that? Smoked sausage?

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It's not really raw fish though is it? It's marinated with vinegar or whatever

>>87001709
just how good can you possibly get at preparing said thing? did the quality of his product rise logarithmically over 25 years? its not exactly rocket science

>>86997404
there's a great sushi chef in ginza that's under 100 bucks per person. He only has one michelin star, but the dude is super cool, he went to college in LA and loves the dodgers.

>>86992774
Stop forcing this meme already.

>>86994063
lol. underrated

designated bait thread

>>86992774
Honestly I prefer the deep-fried, bacon-wrapped sushi "bastardizations" my country makes.

>>87002037
That's because you're a fat cunt with no culture

>>87001324

Are you? How fucking hard is it for you to be able to operate a knife on your off hand? As that is the reason for the knife being in your dominant hand because it easier for retards such as you and 90% population who follow this shit.

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>>86992774
Is this just one butthurt faggot making this thread all the time?
Jiro is a pretty cool guy and I wish more sushi joints used his techniques/got higher quality fish.

>>87001324
According to who? Hey, sometimes I'll even put my elbows on my table

>>86992907
New shadman page on this sweet piece of ass is out

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>>86992774

lol

Do you think he does stuff to fuck with his apprentices? YOU TRAIN MAKE RICE FOR 15 YEARS THEN YOU WILL BE READY TO LEARN SUSHI!

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his dedication is admirable but it's perfectly legit to point out that spending your entire adult life perfecting one very specific and simple type of food will have massively diminishing returns

it's not even like when a chef masters french or japanese cuisine. it's such a specific type of thing

he's like a human €100,000 bottle of wine. probably just about as good as the €50k one

Anyone else here really like Eel sushi and eel sauce?
I don't know why but for some reason it's got a really tasty flavor to me and works in any kind of roll.

>>87002129
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING FISH EVERYWHERE YOU WEEB

Stop making this thread

>>87002440

it's not, just as it's not the same beef everywhere YOU FUCKING BURGER

>>86992839
shitposting is my passion

>>86997227
>President Obama

You just KNOW he and his failure son scrubbed and sanitized every surface in the joint after that filthy foreigner left

>>87002317
To be fair they do make a variety of different sushi dishes, and it's considered the best in the world for a pretty popular brand of food.

>>87002440
>this is what the pleb tells himself when he buys supermarket sushi made with fish from the Mekong Delta
top lel

>>86993741
It tastes great.
Look into making your own if it's too expensive in britainland.

Caring about presentation like the meme chef in the op picture is retarded though.

>>87002129
>cut fish
>put on rice

wow amazing technique if only the $50 a meal sushi chefs did that

>>87003025
>I didn't watch the movie I just shitpost here xD

>4chinners dont understand passion, dedication and a strive for perfection

hehe surprise

Asian cuisine, while usually good (except chinese) seems really autistic at times. Like there's a whole etiquette to eat sushi and the people get mad if you don't dip the fish the right way in the sauce, or if you don't slurp your noodles. Pho is probably even more autistic with its eating etiquette. Theyre both good dishes but damn, its just food, calm down. At the end of the day I'm still gonna shit the same.

>>87003203
You can be passionate about and dedicated to distance spitting or incest hentai collection, neither is impressive. Much like dedication to making one (1) single dish over and over again.

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>>86998995
>thinks that the epitome of raw fish cuisine is sushi
Weebs should be executed.

>>87003327
>one single dish
They make dozens of different kinds of sushi that require different forms of preparation you autist.

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>>86996617
pic related

>>87003628
Fuck I really want some steamed crawdads now

>makes the best sushi in Japan
>sushi is cooked rice with raw fish on it wiped with sesame oil
>documentary explains that the best rice and fish in Japan is sold exclusively to Jiro "because he's the only one who can wield it" or some bullshit

How much of his success is due to the fact that he has exclusive access to the highest quality ingredients available? If you gave any of his competitors the same rice and fish, it sounds like they would be atleast as good

>>86993102
Liquid nitrogen ice cream is actually really good.

I sure love paying extra for someone to not cook my fish.

>>86993477
If most people did this it would be called pedophilia. It was in my case :(

>>86996617

phaal with keema naan keema rice

>>87000883
Knifes too dull to cut their skin

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>>86993000
Your mama fry to nippon and she sucky my deeku rike zha filsee gaijin piggu she is. Stay maddo, rike your fodder was maddo when beeg brack neega lape his assahore, whito piggu!

>>86996617
Sopa

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>>86992945
Watch Bill Cunningham New York instead. It's also about somebody who mastered his work, but unlike Jiro, he wasn't a humorless asshole.

>>86992839
Sushi making is overrated as fuck. It's not hard to do, these guys just love making it seem like an art and blowing smoke up their own asses.

>>86993247
>Head of the diabetes foundation
Kek, that was the AHA and he got mad when he was asked why they had cholesterol heavy foods on the"heart healthy" meals.

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>>86992945
Although not netflix, I recently started watching the New York: A Documentary Film by Ric Burns (Ken Bruns producer and older brother)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAl7M0Le1Kg

Shit is top level documentary material, i highly suggest watching

>>87001823
No, yes

>>86993247

>They actually cite a study that had FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE in it. The margin for error for that is fucking hilarious.

More people involved = more statistical power, not less

>>86993741
Sushi is a scam. Most Japanese restaurants outside of Japan are actually run by scamming Chinese.

>>86995203

Both styles are retarded. Just cut up half your meal into cubes so you don't have to hold the knife more than twice.

>>87008247
lel, in my europoormart they don't even try to pretend, they have straight up south Asians, as long as the eyes are slanted they get the job
Which brings up the question, since it's obvious they aren't japs, why bother only hiring flips and Vietnamese to man the stand

>>87008247
>People can't make other culture's food

>>86994396
>authentic Japanese food joint (run by a Korean)
anon I...

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>>86992774
Your so called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fat heads!
I like sushi, but OP makes a good point.

>>86996617

I don't necessarily dislike sushi I just refuse to eat the raw kind. That aside my favorite dish is Chicken Kiev.

>>87003665
are the potatoes crispy like chips? How the fuck do people do it? I saw a friend do it with a pan and oil, there's supposedly some trick with adding a bit of water or some shit

>>86992774
>>86992774
and thats why hes a rich and famous man and your not anon

>>86995101
>Eating Raw Food in China
>CHINA

>>86996617
milanesa a la napolitana with fries

Is this the most bitter board outside of /r9k/?

>>87002363
I love eel

>>86992774
Like any intelligent, forward thinking citizens of the 21st century, my wife and I are feminists. And like any feminists we were shocked and disgusted by this movie.

Both the main character (Jiro) AND the narrator are male! If alarms aren't going off in your head so far you're probably a bigot. Things became more and more repulsive as the movie played on. All of the supporting characters are male! And even worse, almost every single character in the movie is male!

I don't care if this is a documentary. My wife left the room in tears at the end of the first hour during a particularly sickening scene where Jiro serves a room full of customers. He says (not an exact quote) "I made the meals smaller for the women and larger for the men so that everyone would finish at the same time." Things like this would be expected in a film about Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill (both disgusting sexist pigs)but in a movie about food it was just chilling. And that wasn't even the worst part! The women in the room appeared (probably special effects or movie magic of some type) TO APPROVE OF THIS. Can you believe that?

My wife won't talk about it and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. I finished the movie with tears in my bloodshot eyes. I can't believe we've advanced so far as a society and women are still seen as being gutter scum.

Anyone forward thinking enough to simply be on the internet, to find this movie, to read this review, will be disgusted by the brutally sexist assault on your senses and common decency this movie has gotten away with.

Einstein developed his theory of relativity before turning 40.
This lazy jap was probably perfecting his dishwashing technique at that age. Fuck I hate japs and their fake honor and discipline.

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>>86992774
beta manbug detected

sushi is a meme

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>>86994688
>>86994679
>>86994655
you need to leave here

>>86992899
hey mike , say hi to inspector gadget

>>87000461
You're stupid and you should kill yourself, maybe you stopped half way through my comment because you lost attention trying to read more than 10 words.
>>86993606
You should also kill yourself if you think that someone can't become good at making simple dishes.

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>>86993215
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude that made me cringe very hard thank god he is making money from people by doing this so they are the stupid ones not him.

Real sushi preparation is that hard.
Gordan Ramsey tried it and got thoroughly embarrassed by even a junior sushi chef.

>>86992945
Senna if you haven't seen it.

>>87002194
How the fuck can you unironically like Shadman's work?

>>86992774
They don't even cook the fish so how exactly can somebody be good at making sushi? At most it would take a few years to perfect the presentation but beyond that what else can you do?

>>86993215
Very cringe. Thing is I work in the industry and everyone has to buy into the chef's vision to some extent, so I can just see working in this restaurant and the manager explaining that the sea sounds help elevate the experience and stuff. God it's so pretentious.

>>86993741
It's sorta cheap in NZ because there's so much chinese/korean knock-off sushi places, but I'm so bad at cooking that their stuff would still be 100x better than whatever I'd make.

>>87002556
you should be better at it by now

>>86994603
>nothing good ever game out of Japan
>but 4chan is from Japan
I fail to see the contradiction.

>>86992774
kill yourself, pleb

>>87003860
Jiro himself admits sushi is 90% good ingredients

>>86993040
>>86995227

Only opened the thread to make sure someone made this reference

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>>86995631
Holy fuck, caught me with the guard down

Nobody can pretend that weeabos aren't the reason this shit is popular.

The guy's skill isn't just his ability to put fish on top of rice. It's his knowledge of not only choosing the freshest fish but also making the best cuts of fish, preparing the rice vinegar, and preparing a course of complementary sushi. Additionally, he's a historical treasure because of his age and knowledge of old world Japan sushi preparation/methodology.

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>>87000428

>>87006147
If it was so easy everyone would do it. Merit comes from society not your personal opinion of something.

Like shit making music these days is so fucking ez, it's not an art because everyone can download fruity loops and have a soundcloud with vaporwave.