>female sidekick asks for a gun >"do you even know

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>character points a gun at bad guy
>"your safety is on"
>character looks at gun
>bad guy grabs the gun from them

>you know how to use that?
>sure, point this end at the bad guys and pull the trigger haha

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>ok it's easy just point and shoot

>Move shows character reloading to establish that it treats guns realistically
>Doesn't reload for the rest of the movie

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>how do you know so much about guns?
>I built them

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>>86994104
>this is the dangerous end, right?

>>86994441
Name one kino and two flicks that do this, I dare you.

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>So let me show you ho-
>shoots center of target paper
>I grew up with 4 brothers

>>86993958
>Careful, I'm no rookie!

>>86991704
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds
>"im more comfortable with this than i am with a bra"

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>near the end of the movie (climax)
>le evildoer to a good guy\hero
>"JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS GALAXY TOGETHER"
>"NEVER!"

>>86995497
>"im more comfortable with this than i am with a bra"
>"not surprised with those tiny tits"

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>"Someone knows what they're doing"
>"This ain't my first rodeo"

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>Character fires more than two shots from a double barrelled shotgun

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>>86991704
>Firefight
>Character fires wildly and accidentally hits something which takes out several of the bad guys
>I think I'm getting the hang of this!

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>Character who works for the bad guys leaves them because he doesn't like killing
>Joins good guys and causally kills bad guys whilst quiping

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>you're a piece of shit you know that
>that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

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>>86995687
>near the end of the movie (climax)
>le evildoer to a good guy\hero
>"JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS GALAXY TOGETHER"
>"Oh, okay"
>Good guy joins evildoer and they rule the galaxy together

>>86993958

>Your safety is on
>It's a Glock

This thread is making me realize I don't like movies

>>86996567
>pull the hammer back first
>it's a double action revolver

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>black person DOESN'T tilt gun when shooting

>>86996571
*cringe*

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>>86996521
Why don't disgusting people like you take 5 seconds to crop out the ifunny logo in ms paint?

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>>86991704
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds
>bullet flies out the chamber and hits her in the head
>both sit in silence while she looks like a complete idiot

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>>86996665

>>86996567
>Your safety is on
>It's a flintlock rifle

>>86996451
The Force Awakens was absolutely retarded. Finn "huurrrr, the blood is giving me PTSD! Let me gun down people I considered my friends and allies 14 minutes ago! WHA HOOO!"

>the sound effect anytime someone moves a gun is a cocking shotgun

>>86996725
>your safety is on
>it's a van

>>86996786
>your safety is on
>it's a bow and arrow

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>>86996567
>Your safety is on
>It's a Glock
>Just kidding, nothing safe about a Glock
>*explodes*
>credits roll

>>86996812

>Your safety is on
>The safety is off

>>86996812
>he doesn't use safety arrows that you have to screw the arrow head on before knocking it
>he doesn't like taking 4 minutes in between each arrow

>>86993958

Dredd

>Yeah? you gonna shoot me with the safety on?

>>86996841

Hahaha I appreciated that meme

Because older generation Glocks couldn't handle +p+ .40 S&W cartridges hahaha :)

>>86996901
>Archer line up, ready to shoot arrows
>Their superior says "Fire at will" instead of "Loose at will"

>>86996956
>I am the law

>>86995497

Meryl in the first Metal Gear Solid, right?

>>86996989
>two armies clashing
>one army has archers firing arrows
>arrow only hit the other guys despite a massive melee

>>86996973
Enjoy your fingers while you still have them, glocktard :^)

>>86996571
Nobody here does.

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>character takes gun out of holster
>random gun cocking noises

>>86997075
Implying I shoot anything besides my cowboy revolver

>Main villain thinks he killed the protagonist
>Explodes in the middle of making a one liner

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>>86991704

>Big gun fight
>Everyone is shooting rifles in a warehouse
>No ear protection
>Everyone can hear fine afterwards

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>female sidekick is given her first gun
>"alright, now aim for that bottle"
>fires and misses by a mile
>"no, this is how you do it"
>hero holds her hand and shows how to aim
>gets perfect headshots for the rest of the movie

>>86997128
>main character revived by love

>>86997121
Enjoy dying while reloading, grandpa :^)

>"PULL THE TRIGGER"
>Character cant pull the trigger
>"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. YOU DONT HAVE IT IN YOU"

>>86997180
>implying I don't save the last bullet for myself

>>86997199
>someone else pulls the trigger
>why did you do that! He didn't deserve it!
>he's literally killed hundreds of people

>>86997180
12 SHOOTS

>>86997006
That's right anon, dredd says that!

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>fires handgun with one hand
>slide doesn't go back and rip open a pussy between their thumb and index
>fires headshots instead of center of mass shots

It's okay though because my dad took me hunting as a kid

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>Character gets shot
>Rushed into A&E
>Paramedics get bullet out
>"HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY"

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>villain has hero at gunpoint
>*click click*
>hero opens his hand to reveal the bullets he took out, then drops them to the ground

>>86997283
>you are the law

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>character pulls gun
>doesn't already have one in the chamber and has to pull the slide back

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>Male protagonist practicing for the events to come
>Fucking terrible
>misses every shot
>female protagonist comes along
>never held or fired a weapon before
>bullseye first shot

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>>86991704

>Character shoots a revolver
>Can hear the empty cases hit the floor

>>86997199
>"PULL THE TRIGGER"
>Character cant pull the trigger
Is this movie about the Russian Revolution ?

>>86997179
Nah, he jumped into a pool. Fuck GoR

>bad guy is holding a gun to good guys head execution style
>"one word and i shoot"
>"can't we just get along"
>cocks gun
>"not another single word, do you hear"

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>female hacker
>dresses in black
>colored fringe in hair
>impresses her doubting male colleague with a spew of technobabble when confronted about whether or not she's good enough to be in the team

>>86997314
>villain has hero at gunpoint
>Hero closes his eyes and waits for the inevitable
>Gunshot
>Hero opens his eyes
>Villains fall over dead to reveal hero's friends holding a gun with a smoking barrel

>>86997336
>character shown pulling slide back before the big showdown
>character pulls slide back again when things kick off

>>86997362
>he doesn't pop out the used bullet casings between each shot
Nerd

>>86997431
or

>villain shot his boss or henchman instead, then joins the hero to stop the main villain

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>>86997431
>villain has hero at gunpoint
>Hero closes his eyes and waits for the inevitable
>Gunshot
>Hero's head explodes from the bullet and collapses dead
>Roll credits

>>86991704
Female is good in X
Why are you good at X
My father was an X-men, he thought me everything before he died.

Every female character is lazy and forced.

>>86991704

>Characters are shooting rifles and striker fired pistols
>All out of ammo
>Click click click click

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>hero dodges bullet

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>>86997407
>bad guy is holding a gun to good guys head execution style
>"one word and i shoot"
>"can't-"
>BANG
>credits roll

>>86997373
It's because a lot of the people there used Nagant revolvers. I was expecting someone to get the joke, you nogunz plebs. I'm done.

>Female character is good at martial arts
>Astonished male character: "Where did you learn to do that?"

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>villain has protagonist at gunpoint
>turns out the protagonist had taken out the bullets beforehand

its even worse when the bad guy is like a profesional gunman who somehow doesnt notice he has an empty gun

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>>86997179
>Character tries to perform CPR
>S their fist down on the other character's chest
>DON'T YOU DIE ON ME GODDAMNIT

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>female character is good with a gun
>male character looks astonished
>"my father took me hunting when I was a kid"

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>female character shoots gun

>>86997199
"Hot, ain't it?"

>>86996544
literally never happens

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>>86998071

>>86994740
>Sex scene
>"Wtf why are you so loose?"
>"I grew up with uncle and 6 brothers"
Really Hollywood?

>>86997554
>My father was an X-men, he thought me everything before he died.
>thought

NO CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!

>>86997687
> grew up with 18 brothers

>>86991704
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases clip, checks for shells, pops it back in and cocks the revolver in a couple of seconds
>"where did you learn that?"
>"my father wanted a son"

>>86997179
He was only mostly dead

>Intense sex scene between male and female character
>Male character: "where did you learn to do that?"
>"I grew up with 3 brothers"

These are unironically, the best threads on /tv/

>>86998492
>same joke repeated over and over with mild variations
Yeah what a great thread

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>>86998547
>and your other joke

>>86996686
Because he's a retarded phoneposter.

>>86998492
>this is the least stinky turd in a sea of shit
you're not wrong, but it's not really an accomplishment

>>86996956
to be fair they were kids

>>86996686
>he doesn't leave ifunny/9gag/know your meme logos on his images just to trigger autists on 4chan

>>86996686

Because people like you get triggered by it.

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>team of guys heavily armed move in
>female tag along smugly walks by them out in the open and kills everyone with ease as they all look on in awe
>she then looks smugly back at them with a "hmph, nothin' personnel" face

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>character posts on the 4channel
>gets matching numbers

>>86998071
>revenge of the sith

>"You point it at the bad guys and pull the trigger, right?"

>>86996390
Fucking love this one

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>bad guy gets shot once in the arm, or hand, or foot, or leg, or shoulder
>dies

>good guy gets shot in all these places, plus several times in the chest or stomach
>still runs around just fine

>>86997147
This is the literal worst one. Usually it's not even a warehouse its a 10x10 room or underground bunker or some shit.

Sicario is the worst offender in recent memory
>mineshaft where only one person can walk at a time

>>87000003
Nice try kid

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>>87000385
>zombie movie
>character gets bitten early
>takes hours to turn so that he can last the whole movie or find a cure
>everybody else turn immediately

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>shoots container of fuel
>it explodes

>character gets hit with a high caliber rifle but is wearing a bullet proof vest
>can stand afterwards

>suppressor turns a 9mm into an air rifle

>character uses pistol
>can hit anything

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>character is l33t hax0r
>browses 4chan

>>86998131
FUCK

I'M CACKLING

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>characters being shot at with assault rifles
>hide behind thin wooden table
>it stops all the bullets

>character gets fired from being a cop
>turn in your gun
>and your badge
>and your other gun
>and your other other gun
>and your other badge
>and your gun badge
>and your badge gun

>>86998311
>cocks the revolver
kek

>>86997147
I always think about this in T2. Metal elevator and a 12g will destroy your drummies for a while

>>86997427
>shes wearing gloves

>>86997199
>"PULL THE TRIGGER"
>Character cant pull the trigger
>"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. YOU DONT HAVE IT IN YOU"
>Character shoots
>"HAH, FACE IT YOU'RE A KILLER, JUST LIKE ME"
>baddie dies laughing

>character is inexperienced with a gun
>nonchalantly inspects the barrel or points it at the other character
>"WOAH EASY EASY"

>>87002062
kek

shit thread

>>86997163
>female sidekick is given her first gun
>"alright, now aim for that bottle"
>fires and misses by a mile
>"no, this is how you do it"
>hero gets behind her and helps her aim
>there's a small moment where she/he/they falls in love
>perfect hit

>>87002266
>shot of a bullet smashing through a bottle in slow mo with a glass explosion
>they're in bed in the next shot

>>86991704
Are there any good parodies of that trope?
I just imagine it could be pretty funny, but I don't know any examples, please link if you have them

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>I thought you didn't smoke
>I don't

>>87002413
this

Why would someone who doesn't smoke suddenly begin? I've never felt the need for a smoke for experiencing something scary/traumatic

>>87002558
When someone says "I don't smoke" they mean they don't smoke regularly.

They have most definitely smoked a cigarette before, at a party or whatever

They know what smoking feels like and know the calming feeling that nicotine provides for someone that doesn't smoke regularly

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>character takes gun out
>doesn't even cock it or touch safety
>it still makes a gun cocking sound

>>87002558
people who party smoke don't identify themselves as smokers
it's retarded i know

>>87003050
>party smoke

literally why?

>guy goes to buy gun at gun store
>asks to see a gun that's in the display
>takes it and shoots the store owner

>>86991704
If you're referring to Goldeneye then every Soviet child was taught how to handle a firearm in school. It would be foolish for James to assume that Natalya doesn't know how to handle a firearm especially since she worked in an army base.

>>87003080
it's fun and socially advantageous

>>86997102
>line of characters raise guns
>*miscellaneous gun noises*

>>87003080
social thing, they attend a party and because their friends smoke they smoke, but only at parties, then gradually they start smoking when there isn't a party and finally they become a full time smoker who goes through 6 packs before lunch
it's a transition thing, seen many classmates who started smoking that way and they're always referred to as "party smokers" by others

>>87003098
>you can't do that here, pal

>>87003111
>>87003211
degenerate behaviour

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>WHOOOORRRE!
>BOOOARRRRR!
>*miss my thrust*

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>female character

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>picks up shotgun
>pumps it for effect
>no shells are ejected

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>no, I won't kill you
>then I'll be just as bad as you

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>enemy goon armed with a gun, usually rifle
>runs up to hero instead of shooting from cover so hero can disarm him

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>Character coming back from the supermarket.
>They have one brown paper bag with some baguettes and leafy greens sticking out the top

>>87004402
>enemy goon armed with a gun
>runs up to hero instead of shooting from cover so hero can disarm him while yelling

>>87004636
>character sees something shocking
>camera focusing on the floor in front of said character
>paper bag falls onto the floor and a tomato rolls out

>>87004740
>character sees something shocking
>camera focusing on the floor in front of said character
>paper bag falls onto the floor and a child's hand holding a dildo rolls out

>>87004636
>leafy greens

American detected.

It's called V E G E T A B L E S

>>87002108
>its ok I grew up with 20 uncles and brothers

>>86997147
I wonder how they did it in WWII

>>87005044
I don't know if you knew this but WW2 didn't take place inside a warehouse

>>86991704
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>"Stick em with the pointy end"

>>87003886
>picks up double barrel shotgun
>pumps it for effect
>shells are ejected

>>87003210
lol

>>87005110
>what are bunkers
>what are houses
>what are WAREHOUSES
>what are barns
Use your head dummy, entire war didn't take places on some fields

>>87000000

>>87005268
>>87005110
Not to mention when shells and shit are landing next to you, even shooting your own gun in the open still leaves your ears ringing.

>>86991704
>Yeah, how did you do that with a revolver?

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>"you and i, we are not so different"

>>87005268
Well then those people either had ear protection or their hearing got obliterated.

>character hands a grenade to another character
>other character throws it over the low wall and they crouch down plugging their ears with their index finger
>character looks over and notices other character has the live grenade in his/her hand and that he/she actually threw the pin

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>that's a glock 7, it's made out of porcelain to get through metal detectors and costs more than you make in a year!

>>87005182
>People laught
>In the middle of the fight she starts stabbing people with the gun and seems to be effective

>>87000629
At least 28 days later didn't use this fucking trope

>If you kill him, you'll be like him
>BLAM...oh look at that, I'm still alive

>>87000629
Resident evil, WWZ and 28 days/weeks later didn't do this. Resident evil took forever to turn, but the entire series took everybody forever to turn.

>>87005465
No but it used race-mixing propaganda which is far more destructive.

>>86997012
>My pager number... it's on the back of the CD case!!

that game was kino

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>character points a gun
>it makes a noise

>>86997180
Well i do enjoy reloading during a battle

>cops pull out their pistols
>guns click every time cops move

>pistol runs out of ammo
>click, click, click
>slide doesn't lock back

>>87005654
>all the characters have the same annoying valley-girl style of delivering their monologues
>it's a Tarantino film

are guns as durable as they are in movies? no matter how high you drop it it always works when picking it back up, let it be 5 metres, 10 metres, even from the top of a mountain

any /k/ommandos here?

>guy shoots a revolver multiole tines
>never cocks it after shooting once

>>86991704
>all characters display horrible trigger discipline unless they're military

>guy and girl about to have sex
>guy doesn't have to remove the wad of toilet paper from his ass for soaking up leakage throughout the day
>just takes off his boxers and he's good to go

>>87005718
Unless it's an older model gun(or a sig:)) it should fire or break when dropped.

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>>87004818

Retard

>female sidekick picks up an assault rifle and starts firing
>both good guys and bad guys flee due to her lack of control

>>87005906
*shouldn't

>>87005906
No, older model guns are more liable to fire when dropped. I've actually never encountered a gun that 'breaks' when dropped.

>>87005906
how old are we speaking here?

>>87005959
right

>>87005959

Just delete your post and try again

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>>87005906

What a colossal failure. Sig is a joke.

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>we need to figure out how to effectively kill these things!
>new mission to capture an alien for autopsy where a good guy gets killed
>eureka! their main vital organ is in the center of their chest cavity! Let all the soldiers know!

>>86997147

Hello tinnitus my old friend...

>>87006021
If it's made after your parents were born you're probably good.

>>87005959
>doesn't even know how to edit a post

Edit: Fucking newfag.

>>86996388
Tombstone?

>>87006116
>wait.. what's that
>it despises [completely normal element which humans use daily, like water]
>tell all the [people fighting the monsters] to use [said element]

>>87006059
no:)

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
in
ENGLISH
doc??

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>you have to turn on your computer and-
>IN ENGLISH DOC

You need t-
IN ENGLISH DOCK

>>87006511
>dock

>>87006116
Battle Los Angeles was a weird movie

>We need to find a place to launch the Titanic fro-
>IN ENGLISH DOCK

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>melee battle scene
>everyone breaks formation and finds a partner to fight 1 on 1 with

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>>87006578
>>87006511
>>87006392

>>86996451
>Character presumably reached a place of trust within the badguys group
>remembers they don't like killing and quits said badguys group

How are you gonna make it into a badguys group without knowing you'll be killing people and doing badguys stuff?

>>86993958
https://youtu.be/UwtbF5UDuSk [0:39]

>>87006625
>melee scene
>1 good guy, rest is bad
>the bad guys only fight the good guy one on one despite him/her is clearly winning

>>87006664
>infiltrates the bad guys' group
>eventually becomes one of them

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>>87006625
>each of the 1v1 fights perfectly matches so it becomes a stalemate when switching any of them around would result in stomping the other

>>87006874
>good guy beats all the goons
>Bad guy: "If you want something done... sigh"
>ninja flips into action and gives the good guy a near death beating before the good guy rallies and finally takes him down

>>87006625
>every good guy/bad guy pair finishes off at around the same time

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>two allies start to disagree with each other
>one threatens the other
>"is that a threat?"
>"no, it's a promise"

>>87006940
>good guy beats all the goons
>looks around himself
>notices a goon that hasn't had the chance to fight him yet
>looks him in the eyes
>goon runs away scared

>>86991704
>burglar is in main characters house
>main character cocks shotgun
>burglar shits himself

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>protagonist headbutts tough guy
>he looks angry for a moment
>"Hah! I like you!"

>>87003334
>WRONG

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>>86994740

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>girlfriend breaks up with character
>character starts drinking heavily and grows beard

>>86996630
That makes the trigger a hair trigger so you need less force to pull the trigger.

>>86996630
There's legitimate reasons to do that, noguns

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>watching porn with sister
>sex scene comes on
>she licks her lips and starts groping my crotch

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>character drops gun
>it starts firing by itself

>>86997295
wait how would the slide rip open the hand? how do you see them holding it?

>>86996630
that is what you would want to do if you wanted to have twitch reaction time

>>86998071
Episode 3? Although they originally did it in episode 6 and Luke denied.

>>87007356
I know it can happen with an improper two hand grip. If your hand is too high on the back of the gun the slide will bite your hand.

>>86999625
>>86999706
I can't decide if I like you or hate you.

>montage of character practicing shooting at glass bottles to train
>at the end he's still not using the sights and jerking the gun towards the targets like a retard
>shoots all the targets
>smiles and blows the smoke out of the barrel of pistol

>La vida es una lenteja, o la tomas, o la dej-
>IN ENGLISH DOC

>>87000003
Almost

>>87007132
>protagonist punches tough guy in the mouth
>he doesn't budge and touches his lips with his fingers and inspects them
>there's some blood
>"you'll regret that"

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>the hacker is a woman
>rides a motorcycle

>>87001704
Never seen this

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>>87007805
>montage of character practicing martial arts with master gradually becoming better
>"i think that's enough for now"
>character lowers his shoulders
>master attacks him suddenly
>character reacted quick enough and defended the attack
>the master smiles and says 'you're ready'

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>we finally found you after searching for so long. We need your help with something
>those days are long behind me
>but we came all this way
>sorry kid that's not me anymore

>Bad guy shoots a shotgun
>Sounds like a assault rifle
>Same bad guy shoots assault rifle
>Sounds like a shotgun.

>>87007873
>ya ya ya viene el sol, ya ya ya viene el sol, florece y se abre, como una bella fl-

>IN ENGLISH DOC

>>87008363
>people will die if you don't help us... and it will be all your fault!

>female detective walks into mens restroom
>uses urinal
>other cops act surprised
>"I grew up with 3 brothers"

wat?

>>87008463
>hm...maybe one last time. Hell, I didn't like the idea of getting old anyway

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>character runs out of bullets
>throws gun at the other guy
>he catches it and throws it back
>"I grew up with four brothers"

>Family moves into the new house
>Father is happy
>Mother doesn't like it but pretends otherwise
>Son is okay with it
>Teenage daughter is unhappy because all her friends are away

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>>87007307
>badguys with rifles are killed
>they fire the rifles as they fall dead to the ground

>I love you, Dad
>I love you too, son. And I loved your Mother, but I couldn't stay...and that's why I had to put a tumor in her head
>I'm gonna kill you, Dad.

>bad guy is waiting around corner with a shotgun
>our hero walks in being on alert
>gets the full blast in his chest and falls over
>hero's wife who has been captured by the bad guy and is gagged, tied to a chair and witnessed the incident cries
>bad guy turns to her and begins touching her
>the woman's so heartbroken she does no resisting
>*PEW*
>the bad guy falls over
>woman looks up and sees her husband standing while holding a gun straight out with his hand
>lowers his arms to reveal the bullet proof vest he had hidden behind his sweater

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>>87008034
>character gets a light slap in the face
>immediately has blood running from the side of the mouth

>>87008822
>two characters fistfight
>WABUM
>SWASH
>WHACK
>BAM

>>87008721
>daughter has been listening to loud music through head headphones the whole time


all the time

>Bad guy with an RPG gets shot
>RPG fires off in some random direction killing more bad guys

>>87008881
my favorite is the
>CRACK

>chad starts kissing main character's wife
>"No. No! Stop... I can't."
>goes down to her neck
>"Ungh... no, ."
>grabs her thighs
>"Don't... stop"

>Main bad guy's right hand man is revealed to be the real villain
>"You work for me now"

>two character are standing outside of a building
>"how are we going to get it?"
>camera follows two persons walking into an alley
>"follow me"
>they follow them into the alley
>the camera is fixed on the alley entrance so we won't see them inside
>*fighting sounds*
>SECONDS later they walk back out wearing the other persons' clothes

this is so overdone it shouldn't be legal anymore

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>Main character dives into his car through the window under gunfire
>Starts driving without putting his seatbelt on and checking his mirrors

>>87008963
>...believing

>>87009089
>haven't seen you guys before
>it's our first day! XD

>>87005044
they had hearing loss

>>87004818

>carrots have leafs

>"HA HA HA! NO HUMAN CAN DEFEAT ME!"
>character takes off human suit
>"I'm no human"
>*crowd cheers elliptically*

>>86994112
i JUST watched this in stranger things

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>character has a Nikon camera
>makes a Canon shutter sound

>>87009220
>or
>"hello..."
>looks at nametag with picture of a black person
>the character is actually white
>"[name on nametag]"
>character looks at his nametag and comes up with a ridiculous explanation
>the character shrugs and walks off

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>Scientist demonstrates interdimensional travel by folding a piece of paper and poking a pencil through it

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>main character is at a bar
>qt 3.14 across the bar smiles at him
>next scene is of them falling on a bed together kissing and undressing
>main character isnt wearing a diaper

>>87009560
you just had to "subtly" show that you have friend(s), didn't you?

>>87009611
not my webm nigguh

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>>86994441
>how do you know so mich about guns?
>I invented them.

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>>87009611

>>87009445
>Hola senor Lando.... Calrissiano?

>anon posts /tv/ trope thread
>is best thread on /tv/ right now

>just because you're correct doesn't mean that you're right
>people die when they are killed

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>>87009919
>anon posts /tv/ trope thread
>straight to page 10 with no replies
>one guy saves it
>reaches bump limit (most likely)

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>>86997751
>Character tries too CPR patient for only 30 seconds
>Starts crying out of desperation
>Friends pull character away
>"It's too late they're gone."

>>87009919
>best thread

least worst*

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>>87000003
>We tried so hard, and got so far

>>87010172
>Character performs CPR on another character
>nothing happens
>Starts crying out of desperation and hits the character on the chest out of despair
>the character comes to life

>>87010172
CPR has an extremely low real world success rate even when performed correctly by medical personnel.

>>87010172
I've seen this in real life.

>>87009346
>has a macbook
>its running windows

>>87010289
Literally every LOST episode

>>87010649
Literally just that season 1 episode where Charlie was hung from a tree.

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>>86991704
>character compares themselves to a big cat
>"rawr"

>>87005833
Nigga you do what now

>>86997295
t. fatass

>>87010579
>windows computer
>uses safari

>let me just do a quick search for it in the worlds most well known and popular web search website, boogle

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>>87011314
I don't know what triggers me more. If the site is made up or if it's an existing site that literally no one uses.

>>87010909
Soon as i saw that
>Fate of the Furious
captcha; select all cars

>>87002062
haha love this one

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>female rams a spaceship right into the enemy
>somersaults out and nails 12 bad guys with duel laser pistols
>charges through platoons of aliens and uses the mcguffin to destroy the main space ship
>defeats the main villain bare handed
>hijacks another ship and high tails outta there
>blows up the entire planet while she's at it
>passionately fucks the male sidekick afterwards
>"i grew up with three brothers"

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>sex scene
>man skillfully brings woman to orgasm
>'how did you learn to do that?'
>'I grew up with five sisters'

>>87011881
Stfu mysogninist

>>86996390
If you don't like Rango you should leave the board.

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>>86996567
>Your safety is on
>It's a longbow

>>87013038
>"i removed the bullets from your weapon"
>it's a spear

>>87013038
>Your safety is on
>It's a pair of boxing gloves

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>>87007031
>villain threatens hero
>hero asks "Was that a threat?"
>villain is mildly surprised and says "Yes, was that not clear?"

I love this trope

>>87009560
What am I looking for here?

>>87005686
It's exhilarating!

>>87015237
A lever-action firearm ejects from the right side ejection port. The casing is coming out of the top.

>>87003111
>>87003211
Normies are retarded

>>87015950
yeah, we lucky few are smart enough to not get invited to parties and have friends

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>>87015716
actually it's not uncommon for lever action rifles to eject casings from the top, the winchester 94 did this

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>>87016423
>>87015716
better view

>>87000003
woulda been epic

>>86991704
>"Where did you learn to shoot like that?"
>"I had five hundred thousand older brothers"

>>87005044
Man i wonder why there's an entire generation of elderly men with hearing problems

>>86997551
Name 0 movies that do this

>>87015237
the casing ejects without him cycling the action.

>>87002413
>COUGH COUGH COUGH ACK

>>87016423
>>87016484
Well, I stand corrected. Though lever-actions were never my forte. Thanks for the correction.

>>87016722
>Was your father a black rabbit or something, jesus christ!

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>>86998131
My sides

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>protagonist carries a sword in a leather scabbard
>unsheathes it
>*SSCHWINNGG*

>>86997676
The trigger pull isn't that bad on the Nagant, and what's more is the Obrez was far more common during the October revolution than the Nagant

>>86997699
Are you talking about that dinner scene in Taken 1?

>>86997427
>IN ENGLISH, PLEASE

>>87001756
>for a while
>While filming Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Hamilton suffered permanent hearing damage in one ear when she fired a gun inside an elevator without using her ear plugs.[20]
And that was the .45 let alone the 12 gauge.

>Bad guy pulls out a knife.
>"You left the safety on."
>Bad guy looks down at knife to check.
>Good guy grabs the knife from him and empties the clip.
Classic.

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>>86996303

>someone gets hit in the balls
>dog whimpers and covers eyes
>fat cab driver says "ouch thats gotta hoit" in a brooklyn accent
>hot woman eating spaghetti is about to take a bite but is so shocked the meatball falls off her fork and rolls along the pavement
>roadworker gets distracted an accidentally runs over a basket ball with his steamroller

every fucking time

>>86997432
I remember a film pointing this out once. Someone keeps racking a shotgun and another character asks why he keeps ejecting unfired shells. Can't remember what it was now though.

>>87001704
>jazzpunk

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It's been fun, guys.