/got/ general: AZOR JAIME edition

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Aegon_Targaryen_(son_of_Rhaegar)(the_other_one)

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This should be a peach edition.

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/coddbros/

The only thing that would redeem this fucking shitshow would be Jaime being Azor Ahai.

The show is so predictable and cliche now it hurts. Literally capeshit-tier with all the superpowers and plot armor going on.

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She's a small girl

what happens next with the stark sisters?

they sort of had "a happily ever after" end to the season

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>yfw every scene in Winterfell

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>>86991637
>lannister
>not diamonds

>>86991688
Why is he so thicc?

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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

tactical Night King - Cersei marriage literally when??

HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN

THERE ARE TWO AEGONS?

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Gee Rhaegar, you have two Aegons?

>>86991742
I wish he told everyone how to get an ass like that.

>>86991718
Arya transforms into Littlefinger and kills Cersei

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>>86991637
lick me arse aunty

>>86991745
That sounds kinda gay

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yaasss

>>86991637
Reminder if the leaks are true then the white walkers were never actually a real threat and if coldhands hadn't have saved Bran/suicide squad weren't retarded they wouldn't be a threat at all

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show's ending already confirmed by the maesters in 7x05

>>86991773
predictable. What will Sansa be doing next season?

>>86991745
Don't think you're tricking anyone by removing the spacing you leddit maggot.

>>86991778
Is that really his ass or just a body double?

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>>86991782
YAAAAAS

>>86991778
Someone mix this scene with season 1 Baelish saying 'play with her arse'

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>>86991719
Winterfell ruined the season i.m.o

>>86991718
Does it matter?
Sansa becomes Queen of the North, Arya does whatever, maybe goes back to Bravos.

>>86991782
Broad City is back?

CIAs performace was absolutely hilarious trying to emotionally break down and keep his fake ass accent.

Poor Aidan Gillen.

>>86991831
i still miss her :'(

>>86991782
>>86991831
Where the fuck is this meme from?

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>golden company is coming
>tfw leaks were real and Dany is going to die and Euron is going to be the final boss

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>>86991831

>revenged
>native English speaker

Reminder Jaime is Lann the Clever

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>>86991830
hope this answers

>>86991879
Truly /our guy/ playing 12D Underwater Backgammon with everyone.

>>86991927
This has to be a shop. That ass is way too fat

>>86991882
Revenged sevenfold yaass

>>86991831
didn't joffrey kill ros though?

>>86991927
Damn. Always thought he was bland as fuck but that ass is making me reconsider.

Why does Jon Snu have such a massive arse?

>>86991879
Fucking kill yourself. The Golden Company was mentioned in the season 7 leaked scripts. The person who wrote the fake season 8 leaks read them and then wrote fanfiction based on that. He gets a lot of things wrong, because the season 7 episodes deviate from the leaked script outlines somewhat.

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>>86991953
nope

>>86991953
Targ thiccness > Stark sticcness

>>86991877
fags

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chad dragon ride when?

>>86991977

Littlefinger gave her to him, knowing fully what he intended to do with her. Mentions it in a scene with Varys when they both try to use her to gather information.

Seriously, why name both kids Aegon? I've seen people defend this stupid decision.

>>86991805
Jon's not a conqueror though

>>86991984
the season 7 leaks werent perfect either

>>86991882
Them Irish are not native English speaker
Hell, they are not even white

BAKA

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>>86991953
>>86991980
check this out

>>86991987
>>86991927
SQUATS & OATZ

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REMINDER THAT DAENERYS HAS BEEN REVEALED TO BE THE ONLY REASON THE NIGHT KING DIDN'T STAY BEYOND THE WALL FOREVER

>>86992021
ah. I stopped watching like halfway through 4 so that explains why

I can remember when there were wolves in this show

>>86992041

Is she Irish?

the lyanna stark ending is real isn't it

>>86992062
He got a booty that puts black women to shame.

>>86992031
I could see it being jaehaerys in the books but they probably opted for aegon on the show for the masses

>>86992078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tejsD8QdlN8

"she" is Ros.

>>86992039
The scripts come after the previous season's episodes have filmed. Nothing in the season 8 script outlines would have events that didn't get filmed. And that's beside the point; the leaks are obviously fake. They're filled with contradictions and sound like a 12-year-old wrote them. inb4 "THEN THEY MUST BE TRUE XD >XD XD >XD XDDD".

Why does the undead dragon have blue flames?
Is it breathing blue fire, or magic ice, or just undead magic stuff?

>>86992172
The show is already filled with contradictions and 12 year old writing.

Wait so Jon fugged his aunt, and did they use viserys' actor to represent raegar?

>>86992132
Too bad they don't remember the time Aegon was mentioned during the hound and the BWB

>kill a few white walkers
>zombie armies vanishes

gg ez

>>86992177
Super hot fire

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> Undead dragon controlled by Night King
> Unexpectedly breathes ice, Night King looks slightly annoyed
> Wight giants just break through ranging tunnel instead

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what did she mean by this?

>>86992177
I bet they thought "hey, lets have him breathe ice" but then "wait a minute, that wont destroy a wall made of ice, lets just make it blue fire!"

>>86992220
yes to the first question and no to the second

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6251140/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t33 is rhaegar is harry lloyd is viserys

>>86992031
Why did James III of Scotland name two of his kids James?

> Rheagar's actor isn't Chris Hemsworth

what the fuck

>>86992220
>did they use viserys' actor to represent raegar
why are there so many face blind people on this site

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>>86992177
it's a stove fire.

>>86992210
>inb4 "THEN THEY MUST BE TRUE XD >XD XD >XD XDDD"

>>86992326

It probably has something to do with the fact they literally used the same wig, and some people haven't seen Visarys for 6 years.

>>86992296
Because he was an alcoholic

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What's your least hated line from the show? Besides the obvious "bad poosy2 type lines.
Mine is from Tywin in season 2 when he say "Dragons haven't won a war in years, armies win them all the time." Fucking stupid logic from the most intelligent man in Westeros.

>>86992371
Most hated**

>>86992296
Because he favoured his younger son and wanted him to succeed instead of his elder brother. The older James rebelled against his father and younger brother.

Giving another son the same name you gave your heir is basically saying that he is now your heir, your "new Edward/Aegon".

It makes Rhaegar look like a complete cunt who basically abandoned not only his first wife but also their children in favor of a new wife and her kids.

D&D are too retarded to understand the implications and they basically just wanted to give him the same name as the caracter who was skipped.

>>86992371
first thing I can think of is 'you don't look anything like your father' to jon. I get it, it's a cute 'teehee but Ned isn't his father' line but still

>>86992371
>"Anything a man says before the word 'but' doesn't really matter"
Yes, Bravo Eddard. You knew what the definition of 'but' was.

>>86992359
then look it up first?

>>86992177
Negative temperature. Which thanks to physics is hotter than any positive temperature.

>>86992371
>how can she protect the family if she isn't WITH the family

im sure there is worse but thats the one on my mind.

>>86992477
>I raped a prostitute, but I'm going to eat pancakes today.

>>86992483

I did, I'm just saying plenty of people don't bother. It wouldn't be the first time someone played two characters on the show.

>>86992371
>i'm going to build a fleet and give it to the dragon queen, along with my big cock
almost anything euron said in the kingsmoot could probably be considered among the worst in the show

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>there was no magic in the wall
why didn't they just charge at the wall in the first place?

>>86992371
He wasn't wrong, last dragons were tiny and weak as piss
Daenerys' 'My dreams come true' to Spice King comes to mind, but the show has many bad lines, or good ones used with awful context so it's hard to choose.

What if Georgr RailRoad Martin directs the next Tsukasa Fushimi anime?

>Khaleesi, I think you should ride your serpent on the way up to Winterfell
>Actually Jorah, I was thinking she could ride my serpent on the way up

Where did the beginning of the episode play?

And how did Jaime and Bronn escape from the Dothrakis and Unsullied?

>>86992557
>prostitute
>'raped'

>>86992758
not sure if you're meming but i actually found this super confusing. they were at kings landing the whole time even though it looked nothing like it

>>86992758
Exactly. And how did Cersei escape from the pitt when Dani brought dragon along to kill her?

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>>86991840
I miss him.

where does the iron bank get all its money?

why is this show bad?

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>>86992915
>there will never be scenes between Tywin and Jaime Mk II

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Oh auntie Dany. I love your dragon cunny. Oh auntie I want to bend the knee. I want to mine some dragon ass with my tongue. I love you auntie Dany. I'll be a good little King in the North for you auntie Dany. Yasss queen slaaaay auntie Dany. Let's make a song of fire and ice with our cummies.

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>>86992915
and he misses you

>>86993012
>Where does a company who charges interest on it's loans gets its money from?
Out of all of the things to complain about in this series...

>>86992371
Jons ranting about oaths this episode. He hasn't given a shit about oaths for ages.

>books introduce plot device in like book 2 or 3 that make it clear there is potential for the white walkers to pass the wall
>D&D decide to ignore that and half a dozen other important elements of the story

How do you take 7 years and something close to 80 hours of television to build a conflict that started on page 1/first scene and still make it feel rushed and hamfisted.

That and we have less than a dozen characters left but they couldnt find anything for half of them to do all season?

I'm ok with book adaptations changing shit, it's a different format. But these guys fucked the story so much that I'm gonna have to reread the first 5 books over again twice just to forget all the retarded shit that isn't canon.

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>>86993130

Why did lyanna say to name the babby aegon when his brother was already named aegon?

>>86992371
Every single line Tyrion quipped while in Essos.

>>86992172
I want to think they're fake but the fact that cersei mentioned elephants, which haven't been mentioned at all during the show except for the season 8 leaks makes me think there's some truth to them.

>>86991984
The S8 leak also mentioned elephants which Cersei said they possess.

>>86993194
That's some fucking quality right there.

Is there a similar shoop of that closeup of sansas face when she's on the battlements, her nose looked huge as fuck.

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>>86993130
top kek.
i was diamonds though tbph

So the Night King touching Bran was all for nothing? Or was it nothing to begin with?

Did rhaegar just abandon his wife and kids and start a massive war?

Why do people like him again?

>>86993230
because by the time she named him aegon, the first aegon was dead with his head smashed against the wall

she named him after the original aegon

it's seriously not that hard to understand

>>86991764
KEK

>>86993232
>"Theon, remember when I was an absolute cunt to you back in Winterfell? It really hurt my feelings"

>>86993298
He was maybe a bit crazy because he was into prophecy shit, believed his child will be Azor Ahai.
Which it actually will, probably

Sam wasn't even paying attention to gilford when she said the marriage was annulled. How did he retain that information?

>>86991637
The first dialogue exchange has them giggle about COCKS 25 times. How episodes in a row do they think they can make characters quip about dicks before the audience tunes out?

What does Arya gain if she wears LF's face? The whole North witnesses her slashing his throat. Do they know she is a faceless man?

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>>86991637
Why don't they just drop barrels of wildfire from the dragons like bombers?

Whats up with Tyrion? Don't tell me he fell for Dany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnzY-F92ijY

I miss him bros.

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I had to pause mid episode just to post this, this fucking scene in Winterfell with the dun dun DUN moment is the fucking worst, fuck this show.

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"No! this can't be happening! i'm in charge here! Escort me to the Eyrie right now!"

D&D confirmed baneposters?

>>86993381
probably made some sort of a deal with cersei and he felt guilty

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>>86993296
the blue eyes WIGHT dragon was pulled out of thin air

the '3 heads of the dragon' prophecy doesn't even make sense anymore

>>86991879
I feel like it'd undermine the whole show if Euron was the final enemy. The white walkers were portrayed as an unstoppable force (although the show fucked that up big time) and the Night King going down early, without any explanation of his goal, why the CoTF lost control, how they were defeated earlier just makes it seem really cheap.

>>86993334
How could she have known as the kids would have been alive when they left and the sacking of kings landing wasn't that far apart from tower of joy and I doubt they were getting any Ravens all secluded up there.

I know it's CG and all but could they have made the Night King look a little more...mobile riding an undead dragon?

He was sat on it the same way a character would sit on a flying mount in World of Warcraft.

>>86993381
yea I didn't get that either

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>well sir, looks like this character has fulfilled his purpose of killing side-character we had no idea what to do with, but now we have no idea what to do with him!
>oh, just make him unceremoniously leave so we don't have to devote any more screen-time or ship CGI to him, luckily we made him look like a sexist, brutish oaf so nobody in our audience will care

How would you guys feel about Bethesda creating a GOT game? Target recently accidentally revealed a product called Bethesda: Game of Thrones, but it didn't come with any info. So it's far from confirmed.

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>>86992016
>knows where to get giant chains at the North Pole

Wew mate

>>86993381
Probably promised Cersei that her new son will be the King after Dany or something. Or told Cersei that Dany was barren

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>Daario promises to sell Mereen to the masters in exchange for their army killing the general of the Golden Company
>He rises to the rank of general in a year
>Comes to Westeros
>The stakes are now higher because a former lover is going to try to kill Dany and Jon will have to kill him

Rate my D and D square peg into round hole writing.

>>86991831
If Esme is happy, I'm happy.

>>86993480
that whole scene was unintentionally funny with everyone taking turns walking into the middle to exchange their dialogue like a play

>>86993334
Why would you name your only child after your dead husbands, dead ex-wifes, dead son?

Of all the names that could be given, this is the best the writers came up with? Forget all the arguments for it, this just comes across as the laziest thing they could possibly do. There are endless possibilities when giving Jon a new name and this is the best they could do.

That theon scene was fucking garbage and like something out of the karate kid 3. I can't believe this show is still so critically acclaimed.

>>86993435
you get the timeline completely wrong mate
first sack of kings landing happens and Aerys dies which is like the biggest news in the world and everyone would know about it and Arthur Dayne knew about it so why wouldn't Lyanna

then Ned goes to lift siege at Storms End

then he goes to Dorne

>>86992093
It is, get over it.

>>86993298
If you frame it that way, yes.
Did Robert start a massive war because he couldn't get the girl? Did Robb Stark rise in rebellion over the execution of a man who publicly admitted to treason? Is the character introduced to us as a sister fucking attempted child killer one of the more popular characters on the show?

>>86993406
I utterly can't stand this smug goblin faced anime character. She's ruined every single scene since Season 5 and somehow her acting keeps getting worse. At least the Sand Snakes had one nice pair of tits and the decency to die.

>>86993480
When is Euron getting the Dragon Horn?

>>86991697
Fucking really?! Jesus Christ this is poor on D&D's part of that's the case.

theon got his balls back in the shittiest scene imaginable

>>86993334
And how would she know that? Even so why name said child after the just dead one?

>>86993520
or as soon as they arrive in Westeros, Daario betrays Cersei and Euron because he still likes Dany

lol

>>86993538
he was just fatigued
he was planning to come back in rounds 10-12 all along

>>86993486

So it's basically Skyrim with less races, less magic and less weapons?

>>86993421
>Implying George knew where he was going with 90% of his foreshadowing

I thought bran saw everything?

Except the things he didn't see?

>>86993486
I'd play it. I don't hate Bethesda.

>>86993603
Skyrim is Oblivion with less races, less magic and less weapons. Only logical conclusion.

>>86993480
Finish the episode brah

>>86993363
I sometimes wonder because how English people say it, they think it's funny and put it in there at every moment they can

>>86993584
>Gets knee'd repeatedly in the crotch
>Somehow this doesn't hurt him because no balls

Wouldn't that have been agony considering the damage Ramsay caused?

>>86993618
he sees only what the plot requires, you pleb

>>86993426
Euron is the human counterpart to the inhuman enemy. Since the enemy of the final third of the series is magic itself I'm sure he's got some magical shit up his sleeve. Cersei is a Red Herring.

>/got/ - kit's ass

>>86993618
he's just a walking (rolling) plot device now don't think about it too hard

>>86993273
guess I'm rewatching this show now

>Getting castrated is an advantage in a fight

If Theon lost his balls, he lost his body's chief means of producing testosterone. His body would grow more effeminate and his strength would slowly fade.

>>86993435
Idk man I feel like if kings landing was being taken a maester probably sent a raven to someone to let them know shits going down. She might not have known for sure theh where dead but she knew at that point at least that Robert had pretty much won, or Ned wouldn't have made it to the tower.

Also is anyone else dissapointed that Howland Reed is basically a non-entity in the show?

>>86993538
What makes it worse is that all they needed to do was have him keep rising until one of the other Iron men stood in front and said "That's enough", and joined Theon. Then another, then another after that, etc. It would have proved the point the show was going for and it would have actually been plausible

>>86993602
Kek

>>86993618

He can see everything he looks at. Imagine his head is a library of everything that ever was and will be, if he doesn't pick up one of the books and read it, he doesn't know it's there.

>>86993688
To be fair, it's a nice ass. N-no homo.

>>86993687
Euron should just control a Kraken next season and wear his valerian steel armo

>>86993540
Even GRRM doesn't know the timeline of Robert's Rebellion

>>86993588
because the Kingsguard that guarded her knew that why wouldn't she??

seriously like quite some time passed between Tower of Joy and sack of Kings Landing

>>86993600
It'd be better if he were a spurned lover after she dumps him, but I guess Dany's silver flaps are that good.

>>86993577
Have you ever seen british parlaiment debate? That scene wasn't half as weird in comparison.

>>86993753
I am fully expecting this to happen.

>LF literally murdered

The only reason Sansa isn't full of rape babies right now is him.

>gratitude

the absolute state of females. sickening.

>>86993750
I wonder how much mileage the Sansa rape book got.

>>86993672
yeah, maybe you could justify one kick but many consecutive ones would still just rip open whatever wound he's got. it's not like Jaime could shrug off being punched in the stump, it would cause major damage

>>86992079
>Didn't see Ghost once this season
I mean, for fuck sale at least mention the poor doggo. It's bad enough that it's 'too expensive' to CGI him in.

>>86993705
that's why the unsullied make no sense. they get their balls chopped off as children, which means they wouldn't go through puberty. they'd basically all be tall skinny fat women

>>86993797

Pages stuck together.

>>86993182
they wasted too much time with random tits and conversations that didn't matter

>>86993793
Surprised he didn't pull this card. He literally saved her life and John's. That's the first thing I would have done.

What was littlefingers end game?

so who's in charge of Vale right now?

>>86993862
a gingerbread cookie

When is Oreo Hotah coming back?

>>86993862
Crashing this dynasty

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Why does Jon Snow have black hair black eyes despite being the son of a man who has white hair blue eyes, shouldn't he have like blonde brown hair and kinda grey/greenish eyes? The show has to this point made a very very clear note of geneology. The entire thing started because people suspected Robert's kids weren't his. This isn't even a show thing, Jon is black hair black eyed in the books.


I present to you, the Triple Cuck Theorem.


>Robert Baratheon is actually ACTUALLY Jon's father, Llyana Stark was DOUBLE KEKING Rhaegar and even had a marriage with him to fool him into thinking the kid was his. Truth is she didn't actually know WHO was the father.

>Rhaegar locked her in the tower and told his boys that "if that kid comes out with black eyes, stab the lying bitch"

>When Ned came into the tower she fed him a load of bullshit and said it's totes Rhaegars babby you should keep and not tell :)

Robert Baratheon and Rhaegar were actually both just jerked around by 1 woman fucking with them and trying to get them to swordfight for her honor.

Ned Stark also got cucked into raising the child in the process.


3 men cucked by one woman. Triple Cuckening.

>>86993779
Still doesn't justify why you needed to name your kid after the other dead wife's kid. Just makes you look like a cunt. Rhaegar just needed three of his kids not for an Aegon

>>86993900
Literally no one. And apparently they didn't care about them killing their liege lord either.

>>86993900
Sweet robin.

>>86993822
But the Fire Bear anon, that was so cool

/ourguys/ (only those still alive in the show's canon)
Theon
Jaime
Stannis

Beric and Tormund are dead right?

>>86993934
genes don't work like mixing paint

>>86993996

nah

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>>86993577
What's a dragon horn, anon? What are the Shields, anon? Victarion? Who is that? Are you sure you're talking about the right series here?

>>86992915
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
I miss him more

>>86993934
There are half-Targs with dark hair. Rhaenys (the infant, Rhaegar's daughter with Elia) had dark hair and eyes. Lyanna was a Stark, the Starks have dark hair and grey eyes, so Jon took after his mother.

I want the Roberts rebellion spin off lads.

I wanna see Bobby crushing rhaegar that bird chest nigga.

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>>86993298
> Did rhaegar just abandon his wife and kids and start a massive war?

Presumably, Rhaegar had some kinda plan to either divorce Elia or take Lyanna on as a second wife, either of which would have been essentially legal if King Aerys had ruled so or if Rhaegar was king (which was also his plan).

Yeah, it’s pretty weak and still would have likely resulted in civil war or at least a rebellion but Rhaegar was so wrapped up in the prophecy of Azor Ahai, that he was willing to accept the fall out from his actions.

>>86992454
Or you know, martin, who has clearly injected English history into the series constantly, actually did the same thing.

>>86993900
Sweet Robin is until such time as a steward is appointed, either by the king or queen (whoever that is), or by sweet robin himself.

Sansa will be the steward.

>>86994009
>entire fucking wall collapses
>every man at eastwatch dead
>jk these two main characters are still alive!
Bravo dabid

>>86993273
Is this Last Airbender?

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>>86993934
>red and yellow make orange, a guide to genetics

>>86994023
You can't really blame them for omitting that stuff, they have to keep it normie friendly.

>>86993862
I seriously don't know.

First he tries to drive a wedge between Sansa and Jon, then when Jon leaves he tries to drive the wedge between Sansa and Arya.

But.... why? I don't see any endgame there. Does he want to become the King in the North? Why would he want that? Especially since he seems to believe in the White Walker threat?

>>86993381

He's smart and he knows those two fucking will complicate things

>>86993687
>magical shit

Well he should have an ancient magic horn he salvaged from valyria that can probably control dragons. But lolnope, george didnt really mean for that to be part of the story i guess!

I remember reading an interview with martin once where he talks about one of his goals with game of thrones was to write something too big to be adapted to the screen, because of his experience with tv/movies in the late 80's early 90's.

That's gotta be some kind of irony.

>>86991820
she will be the queen of seven kingdoms once daenerys goes mad after jon sacrifices himself to save the world

>>86992693
Bran literally broke the magic of the Children by passing through the wall after being marked. Do you people even pay attention or are you on your phones constantly?

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>Night King marks Bran
>uses Mark to overwhelm magic protecting the Three Eyed Raven
>Bran goes south of the wall
>Oh shit they're going to use that establish- LOL DRAGON KNOCKS DOWN THE WALL

>>86993421

>yfw you realize it's referring to Targaryens and not literal dragons

>>86993934
Why would she tell ned that her child by robbert is a targ, and thus someone that robbert is likely to murder, when she could ensure the king's protection and a fantastic life by telling the truth?

Your theory makes no sense.

What's Littlefinger's AH HELP ME FAT WALDA line going to be?

>>86994107
He wants to control the North through control of Sansa, the same way he controls the Vale through Robin Arryn

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Is this the most accurate description of the show?

kek'd at how D&D ruined Rhaegar's mystery by making Viserys' actor (who was just perfect for Viserys, actually) play Rhaegar

Hasnt Euron travelled the entire world and seen all kinds of shit but he's scared of a zombie that they kill quite easily?

>>86994186
AH HELP ME SWEETROBIN

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>Viserion died
>one of Danys "children"
>the curse that made her barren has opened a new slot now
>Jon and Dany get a baby that will replace Viserion as their child
>THE DRAGON MUST ALWAYS HAVE 3 HEADS

>>86993721
Even if it had gone down the actual same, except the guy only tried it once instead of 7 times.

Theon was basically hulk hogan there, even if you don't have balls, getting kneed in the groin 7 times doesn't give you strength.

>>86994203
a quick google search tells you that it was a different actor

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>you killed my aunt!

>neglects to mention that her aunt was literally insane and tried to kill her 30 seconds prior

>>86993934
> what are dominant and recessive genes
American education system strikes again.

>>86994235
I unironically think that it refers to 3 living Targs now.

The golden company is clearly actually important for the endgame, which makes me think Young Griff is a thing still, and it's going to be Dany, Jon, Young Griff being the 3 heads of the dragon, especially as Viserys was specifically said to be "no dragon"

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NOOOO SANSA STOP PLEASE THIS WASN'T PART OF MY PLAN

>>86994107
In the show, he has no plan there. It's just what he does, according to sansa: he'll drive wedges between couples surrounding him because he enjoys it.

Remember, CHaosh is a laddah.

It's retarded characterization but there you go. Someone post the book littlefinger versus show littlefinger images.

>>86994194
>Sansa threatens to kill him and clearly no longer trusts him after the Bolton marriage
>Bran let's LF know he's onto his chaosh shit
>Arya returns to Winterfell and is openly some kind of all powerful anime character

Why didn't he just fuck off back to the Vale

>>86994294
It makes Sansa look like a dumb bitch if she doesn't realize Lysa was going to throw her through the Moon Door

>>86994312
>implying Tyrion isnt the third

Young Griff was a ruse, Aegon is fucking dead.

>>86994255
>gained strength

It was CLEAR AS DAY the other guy was just unfit as fuck and was tiring out, while Theon is young, driven and just kept on going until he got too tired to carry on.

>>86994294
>no one brings up that she lied about her aunt's dead to the lord of the vale

>>86991637
i like azor jaime
but i want azor beric tbqhfamalam

Does varys even do anything lol

>>86994194
but why? North is a frozen shithole especially when the winter and White Walkers come

So everyone just accepts that Bran can see the past present and future without question now? Zombies? Nah, not a chance. Omniscient demi-god lives among you? Alright I can go along with that.

>>86994336
He wants to fuck Sansa and whisper "Cat" in her ear while he's doing it, that's his whole endgame

>>86994370
I used to go with Tyrion, Jon, Dany. But with one of the dragons going bye bye I'm thinking that the Dragon might refer to house Targyrian.

>>86994381
>"you killed my Aunt!"
>"Lady Sansa, you told me under oath that she killed herself."
>"oops."

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So who is in charge now?

Jon being a Targ won't change shit. D&D is going to give us a little drama but Jon and Dany love each other so they would end up together anyway. One of them might die in the end but I think they're going to get married first.

>>86993161
But why the fuck would they keep helping the Lannisters at this point? The Highgarden loot shouldn't have even made it to King's Landing and the ambassador presumably went home empty handed. Why is Bronn not true to character and sailing to Essos?

>>86992371
>All rulers are either butchers or the meat

kys

>>86993182
The combining of characters is the worst sin. More than anything else that kneecapped the shows progress.

Was Tywin making Tyrion watch the soldiers fuck his wife the most brutal thing in the books?

>>86994381
>>86994431
She could claim she was under duress. But at that time I was totally baffled that she didn't betray Littlefinger.

>>86994438
Everything rests upon whom The Mountain decides to fuck up or not. He is your King now.

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>>86994381
>Protect me, your sworn liege lord, from being summarily murdered without trial
>Not a chance

BRAVO

>>86994439
>family famously incestuous
>yeah brah there's totally gonna be problems with it

I considered the incestuous nature of the family to be a clue towards Jon + Danny at the start.

>>86994160
There was no followup to that or maybe they might address it next season hopefully

>>86994439
Yeah I don't see how it matters or how they prove it.

>>86994103
>magic dude touches dead dragon and it suddenly reanimates and now breathes blue fire
>a horn that potentially controls/kills dragons but also seriously fucks up the guy that uses it isn't normie friendly

Can someone post the arya nothing personnel comic? Thanks in advance

>>86994497
In the books the Mountain pays a helpless tavern owner a silver coin before raping his daughter, and then demands to have his change back because the daughter wasn't worth a silver coin

Does Jon snow give hope to all the short posters in this general?

>>86993943
Robin Arryn is their liege lord, LF was regent.

>>86994546
I second this. But I'm pretty sure they're going to give us one episode at least with drama and Dany being a bitch about muh throne. But she is going to get pregnant and she loves Jon so in the end will be for nothing.

>>86994513
Confessions under duress being inadmissible wouldn't be a thing in a medieval judicial system. We've already seen the seven and crown hold people in dungeons indefinitely without water until they confess.

>>86993182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqSdHokQZ8g

OOPS

>>86994497
pretty much

>>86994562
he also has all his men rape her, all because he got pissed off when the tavern owner demand he discipline his man who was groping her

>>86994600
>manlets doomed to incest
like pottery

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>>86994528
>Northern lords express regret for not siding with the Starks and swear fealty to the King in the North
>Jon leaves for 10 minutes
>"FUCK THE WHITE WOLF."

>>86994644
>Sam says 'Help me with it'
>The other guy just does it without his help

>>86994171
Because she literally thought it was a Targ, that's the point. She's so fucking willfully stupid she doesn't even know how much dissonance she's sowing between the men. She's a dumb fickle woman changing her mind on who she loves.

She thinks it's a Targ, and she's made Rhaegar believe it's one, but she's a dumb bitch and she's caused a big mess.

This is how Rhaegar died:

>Bobby B and Rhaegar on foot after ending horseback combat

>Bobby B comes at Rhaegar
"RHAEGAR YOU FUCKING SHIT WHERE'S LLYANA, SHE CARRIES MY CHILD, MY SON, YOU TOOK THEM, AAAAAAARR"

>Rhaegar goes blank as his mind retraces all the steps
"Wait, wha-"

*Chest caves in via Hammer*

>>86994217
Let me give you this almost literal quote from like 30 minutes later in the episode

"Do you really think Euron Greyjoy was terrified of that thing? He's taking his fleet to essos to ferry back the golden company"

Everything cersei says in the beginning is bullshit and they spell it out for you.

>>86991798
they handed the dragon to the night king.
Jon did everything wrong.

>>86994528
>guy none of them trust or like
>fucking commoner with no family name

He was fucked, if he had actually been nobility maybe. But he had no house behind him, just the titles he'd wormed for himself.

>>86994217
Cersei literally says Euron was lying and he's actually going to Essos to bring the Golden Company

Pay attention nigger

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>mfw every fucking character was either on Kings Landing or Winterfell
With that and the fast travelling the world feels so little now.

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>>86994560
got you anon

>>86994776
If the show was being true to character he'd either have fucked off long ago or be surrounded by his own guard on his personal payroll. He was literally stupified by plot necessity.

>>86994735
>>86994798
Thanks I don't know how I missed that.

>>86994834
It was rushed yes. But at the end of the day he thought he had it in the bag and that he'd played the stupid little girl.

>>86994562
Don't forget when Tywin sent him after the mercenary leader who cut Jaime's hand off and he amutated all of his limbs. Then later they made him commit self cannibalism.

Book Mountain really was a monster, and you were always hearing about this terrible shit the had done, made his duel with Oberyn better. Show Mountain doesn't get much build up and he kept changing actors so they just had him murder a couple of peasants before the fight. He did cut thast horse in half once though, that was pretty cool I guess

>>86994078

of course

>>86994312
>The golden company is clearly actually important for the endgame

They will just be Cerseis or Eurons pawns, no way the show introduces them as Blackfyre loyalists.

>>86993273
Man that was the sickest shit

Sansa
>withholds critical information from her brother even as he's fighting for their home
>fed a captive prisoner to dogs
>had a lord executed without trial
>threatened to seize the ancestral homes of Umber and Karstark

The worst thing is that I think the story wants me to like her.

>>86994528
>Sentenced to death even though all their evidence is based on what an autistic cripple is saying.

You'd think he'd demand concrete evidence for their accusations

>>86994875
Oh man I forgot all about vargo hoat, I should read the books again.

>>86994875
I never liked how Vargo got off scot free for cutting off Jaime's hand on the show

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>>86994809
Sankyu!!!

>>86991637
>tfw when GRRM tells D&D the story ends with Aegon Targaryen on the throne
>D&D thinks he means Jon
>GRRM really meant Young Griff

/OURGUY/ confirmed in the books

>>86994907
He could have demanded a trial by combat (done like three times already in the show). There were literally a million better things he could and should have done. He's supposed to be a super smart guy.

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Fuck my tight pussy Jon who happens to be my brother's son

>>86994935
Doesn't he die beyond the wall?

>>86994875
>that Clegane sister that disappeared on Gregor's Castle
I've thought a lot on what could have happened to her. I guess we'll neer know.

>>86994935
Vargo is replaced by Locke in the show and Hodor snaps his neck at Crasters

>>86994901
right?

that battle was a fucking masterpiece
also that music

>>86994994
Yeah but that's while trying to abduct Bran and bring him to Roose, not for cutting off Jaime's hand

Tywin would want the guy who crippled his son executed at the very least

>>86994940
In the books Rickard & Lyanna Stark are Jon's parents. Full Craster style, that's how the Northmen do it.

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>>86994940
>being this delusional

>>86993273
>>86993701
bluray never ;_;

>>86991697
Jon has two moms. Relatable.

>>86994939
>Thanks in advance
>Sankyu!!

Is Dany really barren?

>>86995172
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/5hv4en/no_spoilers_atla_remastered_in_1080p_completed/

inb4
>reddit

>>86994644
Holy shit D&D what are you even doing anymore

>>86995078
NedxLyanna is the patrician one.

>>86995236
Every time a fictional character says they're barren it's so they can have a miracle baby later in the story.

>>86995210
double the thanks, double the love

>>86995236
nah, they mentioned it so many times by now that you can be 100% sure the boatsex resulted in a little incest baby

>>86994706
To be fair this season probably elapsed over several months. They skipped forward every time characters had to travel any distance

>>86995300
What about adriana on the sopranos?

>>86995274
This desu. 1st episode looks kinda dodgy but the rest looks great.

The show does alot of dumb shit, but I don't really get how people get pissy about Royce not helping Littlefinger. They weren't exactly on great terms, take for example this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsUy5X9tUlQ

The lords of the Vale weren't sworn to LF, they are sworn to Robin. Leaving LF on his own didn't break any oaths.

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>tfw this shitfest of season is done
>i can shitpost on /got/ for around a week, get bored, and not care about game of went to shit for another year

feels great boys

>>86995396
LF should never have been in that situation in any case. He should have had contingency upon contingency plan, and in reality would have fucked off months ago.

>>86995396
They would still demand a trial.

>>86995396
Still a bit rude to straight up murder a guy with no trial and evidence while they preach muh honour constantly.

>>86994809
>shi-shimatta she's fast

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where's jaime off to, /tv/?

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>>86993412
This whole fucking scene. I know Baelish wasnt above begging if it would save his life, but here it made no fucking sense. There is nobody who would help him.

God fucking dammit, It was a good run though. It took a fucking Deus Ex Machina, naruto cringe ninja and horrible out of character acting script to kill my boy Baelish.

Also that fucking Theon fight, how he smiled about not having balls. That was such a cringe.

>>86995502
He's going to find his characterisation.

>>86995396
I don't think anyone is bothered that Royce didn't help Littlefinger.

But I don't like the he didn't put any effort into his defence.
Like some other anon mentioned he could say that he literally won the battle of the bastards for the Starks and that Lysa was crazy and tried to kill Sansa and make up some bullshit like he had no other choice than to betray Eddard then.

>>86994805
The world feels little because they never fleshed out half of the locations. And they decided that nothing happens while people are travelling so they just dont show it anymore.

Literally only like 10% of what happens in dorne is in the show. It should have been where Dany establishes her intial hold in westeros.

Isn't dragonstone off the opposite coast, they had to sail from essos all the way south around dorne and back up the western coast to get there, wouldve taken like an extra 2-3 months of sailing vs landing in Dorne.

>>86995485
haiaku

>>86995539
>Also that fucking Theon fight, how he smiled about not having balls. That was such a cringe.
Indeed it was, couldn't he just have made small taunts like cyborg ninja from metal gear or something regarding pain, but no - we have to get the "hey guys this guy has no balls remember? xD"-shtick instead.

>>86994930
Hoath*

>CIA isn't azor ahai
Why the fuck should I even watch the show anymore?

Why is Arya so mean to poor Sansa? ;_;

>>86995667
He discovered his talent and got his confidence back. He's going to spend the entirety of Season 8 tanking Euron's Golden Company and the wight army with his pelvis and will be hailed as a hero.

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>>86994969
This is starting to look more and more like fanfaction than professional writing.

>>86995847
The show now has only two priorities:
1. Write as many superfluous characters out as quickly as possible
2. Provide the slobbering audience with YASS QUEEN moments

>>86995816
it was all a ruse. done in private with no one around because reasons.

>>86995564
Seen some posts complaining how the Lords of the Vale didn't protect their liege lord (which LF actually isn't).

Absolutely agree that he seemed like a complete bumbling fool who hatches pointless plots this season though, I guess you could say that acting like a dumb fuck in this scene was consitent which how he was potrayed the entire season, just not with how he was potrayed the 6 seasons before.

Honestly, even him returning the the Vale and then dying off-screen by accidently falling down a bunch of stairs would've been a better conclusion to his character than what happend this season.

>>86995847
The fanfiction started in season 2 episode 1 bro.

It was good fanfic for a while though...

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>>86995502
He is off to the good guy side since he was the only good guy character left on the bad guy team.

>>86995823
>>86995667
This moment was what he trained for since season 3. This is what I call good writing. We gotta post it in /r/continuityporn/.

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>>86994617
He's still regent, even if he has no house to back it up.

What's more annoying is the way in which he doesn't try to counter-scheme, or at least try other options, besides begging......

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>>86995919
>Boy I can't wait to walk down this staircase and write a letter to salsa
>Oh fug it keeps 'abbening

>>86994972
geez

NEW THREAD WHEN

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>He needs to know the truth about himself
>keeping the information secret for no reason through the entire season

What did he mean by this?

>>86995996
>chaos is a staircase

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>>86994969
Actually, you can only demand trial by combat when you stand trial. Lord baelish never got himself a trial, he was killed by two little girls in the room full of old noble respectable northern men.

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Does /got/ like dragons?

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>>86996048
GET THE THREAD STRETCHER!

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>>86996095
>charizard
>dragon
mfw

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DUDE LET'S DO A PLOT DUMP FOR NO REASON

>>86995502

Off to get kidnapped and hung by Stoneheart

>>86996211
Give her time. She has to Mega evolve first.

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>>86996189
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN