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I can not wait for this sex-scene era of television to end. Every

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I can not wait for this sex-scene era of television to end. Every single fucking show now, especially streaming service exclusives, seems to think that it is necessary to shoehorn at least one three minute, hyper-boring, useless, sterile, warmly-lit, microphone-two-inches-away-from-the-actors-mouths-so-you-can-hear-every-little-smack-suck-and-moan sex scene into every episode. I fucking hate it. I do not care. Who even enjoys that shit? 15 year olds who can somehow watch GoT but not porn? Old married couples long too dry to keep boning so instead they silently watch younger, vanilla-hot actors do it? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT JESUS CHRIST. I DON'T WANT ANYMORE SLOW PANNING SHOTS ACROSS THE WOMAN'S LEGS. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF BIG DEAL WHEN THEY SHOW HER TITS FOR THE EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME. WOWW, THEY GOT AWAY WITH SHOWING HER TITTIES??? DAMN THIS SHOW GOES HARD!!!! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SOFT-FOCUS SHOTS OF THE PERPETUALLY STUBBLED MALE LEAD WITH HIS SHORT, MESSY, STYLED BLACK HAIR SLOWLY MIDDLESCHOOL KISSING THE ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS NO-NONSENSE LAWYER CHICK

I WISH SEX WERE TABOO AGAIN

SEX IS SO FUCKING COMMONPLACE IT'S COMPLETELY RUINED

SAVE IT FOR WHEN IT ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTERS

FUCK HBO FUCK NETFLIX FUCK AMAZON FUCK HULU
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>>86981855
I blame feminism, the whole #sexpositive bullshit and all that. Not that I mind too terribly much, but as a virgin it does make me feel a little excluded.

Also
>I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SOFT-FOCUS SHOTS OF THE PERPETUALLY STUBBLED MALE LEAD WITH HIS SHORT, MESSY, STYLED BLACK HAIR SLOWLY MIDDLESCHOOL KISSING THE ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS NO-NONSENSE LAWYER CHICK
Good lord, nail on the head there.
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You virgins make me laugh with how weak and pathetic you are
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>>86981855
Still got to see some bloke get bummed by a genie so that was educational
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>end
>he thinks it's going to end
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>>8
>watch based 80s hong kong action kino
>no shoehorned obligatory sex scene
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>>86981980
>WHITE guy kissing the ethnic GIRL
ahahaha what fantasy world did you come from
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>>86981855
I agree.
I want some genuine cinema
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>save it for when it matters like when my lonely wizard ass uses my burger king shift money to purchase sex from an escort
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normalfags ruin everything with sex. even the redditors in this thread calling you a virgin thinking it has any effect other than mild annoyance. fucking retarded normies
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>>86982350
haha, virgin
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>>86982350
lmao virgin
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>tfw sex scenes in movies are all you had to masturbate to unless you got lucky and found a porno mag in the woods

kids these days

this is what you complain about?
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>>86981855
People have been fucking all the time, it's also a vital part of life.
You might as well ask to get porn banned from the internet
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>>86982438
We are not living in those times anymore. The rate of sex scenes in film followed the trend of pornography's growth
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>>86982350
virgin detected
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>>86982438
Shut the fuck up degenerate. Your shitty depraved generation was supposed to be the educators of the current generation. Anal prolapse is the only thing that makes me hard because all you fucking degenerate faggots cared about was sexual liberation. If I could kill every single one of you fucking cunts I would
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how many times are you going to make this thread?
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I don't like it either. I don't feel they're tasteful.
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>>86982504
I wish I could kiss you through my screen
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This is the reason I've never bothered with Mad Men, some alcoholic Chad banging roasties isn't entertainment to me
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>>86982522
Every day until you LIKE it
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>>86982490
you got that backwards

pg movies used to show titties
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>>86982621
That says nothing to the rate, you fucking dumbass. That's because the PG-13 rating didn't exist back then. If it didn't technically qualify as R rated, it was PG by default
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Weak pasta.
I look forward to it becoming the newest dankest meme.
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>>86982589
are you a little girl?
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>>86982504
>It's societies fault you're chasing the pink sock dragon
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>>86981855
>>86982350
These guys get it
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>>86981855
>because im incapable of doing something 95% of the population, literal retards and every single one of my ancestors in an unbroken line was able to do in the easiest time period in human history to do it, tv shows should be bent to accommodate my feelings
loving every single lel
how are people still virgins it baffles me, i can guarantee none of you are really even trying at this point.
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>>86982881
t. virgin
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>>86982816
That's a good way to put it actually. I was doing some sick shit before I turned to neo nazism. I am proud that I never became a literal faggot though. Traps are gay
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>>86982919

All these fucking alt-right purity retards are as bad as the SJWs they bitch about. Complaining about the world for not serving their needs, blaming everyone else for all of their problems, zero fucking introspection or drive for self-improvement.
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>Complaining about seeing tits
>Occasionally a dick if we're lucky

Are you fucking kidding me? Goddamn Christfags.
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>>86981980
When will the obese black lesbian with blue armpit hair 69 scens start poppin up ?
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>>86981855
im half on board with this. gratuitous sexual content is needless filler and lowers the bar artistically speaking.

on the other hand i like to fap to these "actresses" sometimes
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Well I agree that showing 15 seconds are more than enough. What's the point of showing several minutes of "raw" sex? I mean sure, if they are showing what most adults do, then why not showing several minutes of a lunch scene where nothing big happens?

Pretty sure it's just to show how modern and progressive they are, and how the actors are so "true" and talented in the methodic acting.
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>>86983053
We have standards for art and putting a 3 minute rape scene in every episode because "realism" is not necessary. It's just filler. It provides nothing but a sexual release for normalfags who can't go one hour without thinking about genitalia.
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>>86983314
pretty sure its because theres a solid chunk of people who sub to hbo who dont give a shit about quality and only like smut.

whats the point of paying for premium channels if theres no boobies
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you got a real knack for writing.
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>>86981855
i dunno what youre talking about. it's just HBO series that shoe-horn the breasts and sex.
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>>86981855
i know anon, but the unwashed pleb loves it. like superheroes. it wont go away. i wish the common folk would just jerk off before watching a movie.
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all sex is degenerate
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I like to believe nobody is actually having sex unless they have a kid to show for it or are in porn
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I hope to find a girlfriend one day that will want to have sex with me. I wish you guys the best of luck as well.
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>>86981855
>"I-I've never h-had secks, s-s-so no one is a-allowed t-to!!!!!"
my fucking sides
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>>86984580
yeah that's right
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>>86982011
>>86982365
>>86982399
>>86982495
>>86982919
>>86982931
>>86984580
>>86984599
Wouldn't virgins want more sex scenes though?
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>>86984699
that's not how envy works
sex only reminds virgins of something they don't get
desu i can't even watch porn anymore because of this it only makes me depressed
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ANYONE GOT THE CUMSHOT SCENE THAT CHICK TOOK IN HBOS INSECURE?
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>>86984467
I liked to believe that too up until a couple weeks ago
>at a party
>crossfaded
>have to crash in my oldest friend's room
>a girl in his bed and another on his futon
>I end up on the floor somehow
>about to sleep
>hear kissing noises
>bed starts creaking
>friend makes very obvious heavy breathing noises when he cums
>girl on futon laughs
>friend and girl he was with leave
>hear them fucking in the living room

It was a singularly traumatic experience but also fucking funny as hell for me
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>>86982473
you are the reason we have no kino anymore, you fucking normie
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I agree that sex scenes are lame if they contribute nothing to the narrative.

I've never seen a more triggered OP though. What a faggot.
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>>86985201
I think a whole year of having to hear people in dormrooms fucking next door to me has made me asexual. I get angry and grumpy whenever something sexual is brought up IRL.
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>>86985885
STOP RIGHT THERE
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he's right you know

literally what is the point

worse filler than commercials
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This thread is the living proof /tv/ is dead and reddit/facebook won, fucking normalfags man, they ruin everything
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It's only going to get much worse from here friend
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>>86983071
*Tips*
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>>86983351
>We have standards for art
>Watches Netflix original series
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>>86986859
>I get angry and grumpy whenever something sexual is brought up IRL.
So you get mad when I say words like 'fuck', 'vagina', 'cunt', 'dick', 'benis :DDD', ' 'anal' and orgasm'?
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>I WISH SEX WERE TABOO AGAIN

There is no going back. taboos don't come back

It's over anon
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>>86981855

I suppose it keeps happening because some writers still believe it have some sort of shock value like it used to in the past
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>>86981855
>main character goes to ice cream shop with his mom
>main character is handed ice cream cone
>main character's mom says "oh look, you got the same ice cream as me"
>main character says "yep. I guess so.." as they both smile at each other
>immediately jumps to scene of them both having intense sex on kitchen table while knocking pictures off the wall and dishes down from heavy thumping
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Sex is an important part of life, and deserves just as much attention in a show depicting real life.

Average people have sex once or twice a day, so why wouldn't it be in the show?
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Yes with the abundance of internet porn and thots it would be nice if Netflix and HBO dialed back. Back in the day you had sex scenes so men could jack off in the theater. This was because we only had shitty vhs tapes to jack off to at home.
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If dubs every virgin itt should kill itself. If you are kissless you should just hang right now no matter what digits.
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>>86988953
why do you hate the unsoiled so much fag?
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>>86982350
stfu virgin xd
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Not even a foreveralone virgin but gratuitous sex scenes really are a blight. They're just boring. If you're lucky you get some eye candy but most of the time not even that or only a couple of seconds and then it's back to awkwardly watching two actors hump each other.
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>>86981855
It will never end, anon. That's like saying you can't wait until the porn industry ends. I agree with you that it's too much and it's uninspired but people are always gonna want to see other people fuck therefore people fucking will always be in style. The only thing that could stop it is government regulation but I don't think that will ever happen especially since the majority of people don't care like you do.
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