So how the fuck would they have broken the wall if they didn't

good question desu

thrown an explosive ice spear because apparently the madman has them

I also wanna know

They could have climbed it. I mean John and the Irish slut did

>>86964601
Horn of Winter I guess.

>>86965839
The wall is magic, WW can't event touch it.

>>86964601
maybe it took them 7 seasons to reach the wall because they were baiting out a dragon to kill so they could burn it down

irrelevant because bran knew they'd get a dragon

They would have used the door the crows are using? I mean in season 3/4 the giants broke that door and the wildlings came through, the NIght King has like 50 giants anon

they could also easily world war z the shit out of it too

>>86964601
Remember how the wildlings used giants and mammoths to nearly pull out the gates?
The WW would basically repeat that same tactic, but it would be even easier for them since zombie giants and mammoths feel no pain and would never retreat.

In the books don't they hint at some magical horn north of the wall?

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>>86964601
Nightking is Future Bran, he wouldn't have planned this invasion if he didn't know exactly how it would play out, don't you see how calm and ready eh is during every encounter? he knew he'd capture a dragon from the start.

The better question is how does ice breath melt ice wall

They would've walked over it

>>86965959
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>>86965839
>>86965825
>>86965802
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>>86965696
>>86964601

The night king was waiting for a dragon. The night king is brandon stark. The wall is magic, hence why they all stopped at the barrier.


This is going to be human bran vs old age ice king bran

>>86966020
The Wall is magic and doesn't let White Walkers in

>>86966135
super hot fire

blue stars aren't made of ice

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>>86964601
I fucking called it. It's just like Indiana Jones. Indy is always the one to uncover the secret doomsday thing, and then the bad guys take it from him. Had he just did fucking nothing and stayed home, nothing bad would've happened.

Likewise, if the Jon and the nights watch stopped dicking around beyond the wall and just ignored the white walkers, there would be no problem.

>>86965959
this is what people seem to ignore/can't comprehend

the night king has been biding his time for the last hundred or thousand years. why is it so hard for people to consider that maybe the NK is waiting for all the pieces to fall into place before moving forward?

>>86966135
How does touching a tree root allow you to see everything that ever happened and hold a door closed

>>86966199
why would an ice dragon get hotter fire than a fire dragon? it makes no sense

>>86964601
They would have gone through the doors, I guess.

>>86966171
That makes no sense. So yeah thats probably what will happen

>>86964601
Hang on, how the fuck is the dragon able to breath fire/weird super ice when it's chemical sack got fucking ripped apart by NK's spear?

>>86966171
only posible explanation for that is if bran tries to warg into Night king from the past and cant come back.

The horn man

they would've just walked around it once the winter came and froze the sea

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>>86964601
>S08E01 premier
>the NK's army marches on winterfell
>everyone's dead, salsa, arya, brienne
>jon and the NK stand along
>the NK slowly approaches jon
>NK slowly embraces jon in a hug
>"bro how've you been!? did you see sansa at her wedding?"

>>86966061
Sam finds this horn in season 2/3 but its never mentioned again as far as I remember

>>86966020
Why did they put gates in the wall anyway?

Why does every episode have a fucking cock joke in it.

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>>86966212

The fuck are you talking about? The show literally starts with the white walkers.

>inb4 they wouldn't have a dragon

They wouldn't need one if it were not for Jon

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>>86966491
>thank you,
>bran

>>86966508
If somebody drops their iphone off one of the towers and needs to go down and get it

>>86966392
its magic fire

>>86966491
Perfect ending

>>86966324
go get your hand really fucking cold and see what it feels like, or go touch some dry ice. report back what it feels like.

There has to be a link between Bran & the night king to explain the collapse of the wall and the capturing of the dragon, otherwise how else would they get the entire army through without them funneling in through a small entrance like the freefolk did?

What in the actual fuck was that siege scene at the beginning? How did Grey Worm get out of Casterly Rock?

>>86967055
Casterly Rock is walking distance to kings landing

>>86966508
What would have been the point of protecting the wall from the wildlings and the White Walkers if they couldn't get past it?

>>86967235
they can still climb it or swim around.

>>86966324
nigger everyone knows blue flames burn hotter than red ones

>>86965839
wait. wasn't she scottish? brb googling nudes to check

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How would the bad guys have taken over the airport if there hadn't been a gigantic blizzard that paralyzed every other landing strip for 1000 miles?

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Bran will just warg the dead dragon back anyways

>>86964601
materialize chains from nowhere and pulled it down

>>86964601

Magic horn or Euron.

>>86967055
It's been months since that happened in the story. They could've easily marched at a slow pace and still made it in time.

>>86966115
True, but he did miss on the second throw so he's not perfect.

>>86967055
That was Casterly Rock? I thought it was Kings Landing?

>>86968075
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about BEWD the whole time

>>86964601
NK already knows what's going to happen because he's Bran from the future.

>>86969493
They were stuck in Casterly Rock
They were outside Kings Landing now
It seems like them being trapped there had no purpose or pay off

>>86966115

Is this a season 8 pic?

>>86968075
>Blue Eyes
Kek

>>86964601
I was actually waiting for Night King to get a dragon. How can warmcucks even compete?

>>86969877
EXACTLY. They lured the Dragon. You think the NK couldn't have killed Jon and the island gang any time when he had them surrounded? It was bait.

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Kek. Bran being both the builder and destroyer of the wall.

>>86966508
So they could go out to sacrifice children to them, which was part of the pact made between men and the others when the wall was built.

>>86971352
>i have seen the totality of human history and found nothing but suffering and evil. the source of evil in the world is mankind itself. to rid evil from the world is the same as ending mankind itself.

>>86964601
Seriously? They've waited 8000 years. They were waiting for a catalyst. It happened to be a dragon. They could have waited 8000 more.

The deeper answer is that they aren't so much a sentient force of evil as a big cold broom to sweep up messes. The world is out of whack with dragons. It's why the doom of Valyria happened and it's why the Walkers showed up again (they were more or less hibernating until Dany and Jon were born, which triggered the rebirth of true large powerful dragons).

Man is the true master of the world. If they fuck that up, WW come to bring back balance through brutality that forces them to drop everything and work together.

I love the series but this is like fiction philosophy 101.

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>>86971352
>Yfw bran built the wall to protect the realms from himself, bran's time fuckery is what caused the white walkers in the first place

>>86966115
he was supposed to miss. he only had 2 spears, 1 for the dragon and 1 to encourage the rest of them to fuck off rather then keep burning his army

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>>86970157

>>86964601
Think starship troopers and dead bug carcass

>>86964601
Isn't it obvious that they were waiting for the opportunity

>>86966392
The same thing that makes dead people come back "alive" makes the ice dragons "fire" work

Also, to the people crying about how fire melted the wall etc.

It didn't melt it. That big stream of whatever it is had force coming out of its mouth. It didn't melt the wall as much as it just poked a hole right through it forcing it to collapse.

>>86966236
well because, if it isn't Bran, then that is incredibly convenient that a woman hatched an extinct creature, was capable of raising it without people rightly killing it in infancy, then brought it to Westeros, then met a man who convinced her to bring it to the wasteland of ice. If that was the Night King's plan honestly he's an incredibly lucky guesser to base his plans around that all happening. I'd rather they just used the horn of Winter

>>86966115
If that's true, but he is still defeated, then there would be no point in invading in the first place
>>86966324
Literally the first metaphor George makes in the books is that when ice is super cold it burns like fire.

>>86967055
If I recall Jaime and Bron were both inside of the walls of wherever that was suppose to be and in the next scene were both at the arena party.

Did they just completely fuck up the entire beginning of the episode and not even attempt to fix it?

>>86971490
I think Bran is pulling an ozymandias.

>>86974834
>ozymandias
>Look upon my works ye mighty and despair

>>86964601
Up and over like the wildlings or "take a walk" like the skeletons from pirates of the Caribbean

>>86971352
can this faggot do anything right?

>>86968106
They materialized and attached chains to a giant dead dragon in an icelake to drudge it up from the bottom...

>>86966115
why didn't he launch the spear at Drogon instead of taking a chance and potentially missing both of them?

>>86967055

Are you fucking dense? Grey Worm and the army marched from Casterly Rock to outside the walls of King's Landing, which is where this episode started.

The army was never trapped in Casterly Rock via land. They just couldn't stay there because there was no food. They also couldn't leave via water because their ships were burnt.

>>86967055
Insurance just in case something went wrong during the meet or it was a trap. They would have laid siege to the city.

>>86966212
Wtf are you saying? Don't you see that the NK was planning this for years? They would invade anyway.

>>86974080
That and dragons and dragon fire are literally Valyrian magic.

>>86967425

Are you retarded? Did you not see S7E6 or Hardhome? Wights/Walkers can't fucking swim.

>>86969577
The entirety of the internet made that joke. My Twitter feed was filled with BEWD jokes after the end of episode 6.

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>>86977963
What's stopping them from just walking on the ocean floor like in Pirates of the Caribbean?

>>86978891
Not a damn thing. Dead things in the water.

>>86966470
>Ocean water
>Freezing

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>>86978891

I mean the writers can do anything at this point. They made the white walkers generic ass zombies with an ice dragon. So much more to them in the books.

>>86979211
>So much more to them in the books.

They're just evil elves riding on spiders in the books you fag.

>>86966504
No, it's continually referenced in offhand remarks about how he's still carrying it with him. It's not specified to be the horn, but with all the talk about the magic horn and the continued references to Sam's horn, it's almost certainly the one.

>>86979211
They are pretty much just ice zombies in the books too. If anything they are less developed since we have no origin story and no stuff about them turning babies into them. They have a lot of potential to do things with them in the books, but they haven't done anything yet.

>>86966397
>>86966330
Just wait, at the very end it's going to be revealed that the Night King was amassing an army to stop whatever caused the Doom of Valyria and only after the "heroes" kill him do they realize that literally everything they have ever done has been a failure and the story ends with the entire continent erupting in a volcanic inferno. Created by David Benioff & Weiss.

>>86966504
Wait, what? I don't remember that.

>>86966392
How do zombie dragons fly with holes in their wings?
How do regular dragons fly without hollow bones?
How does Theon pee?

>>86980017
Magic
Magic
Vagina

>>86964601
All showrunners had to do was have Mance have the horn that could blow down the wall but noooo showruiners had to put their contrived shit in