Is this his comeback against the French host who humiliated him?

please give Jonah his weight back, it's not funny anymore
look how much he's suffering

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What's this look called?

>>86948781
He looks 52 here

>>86947826
No, this is him trying to win back some years. He wouldnt have made it past 50 with that weight.

>>86948781
It's the "I finally sorted out my life" look

Nigga needs to hit the gym and lift some weights though, there's no point being a scrawny fuck

>>86948781
the 1980s

>>86947826
I don't understand how fat people have to make an actual effort to stay at a healthy weight
I'd like to see Jonah's diet on an average day

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>>86947826
It sucks that she broke him.

It's hard to think of any sort of other comeback that works after the fact.

The only one I've heard that may have worked is pretending that the translating headphone thing stopped working and making her repeat the joke over and over until it gets awkward for her.

>>86949062
I guess anything other than getting along and laughing with it would make him look bad, there's just no way
also he's clearly very insecure, he couldn't embrace his fatness

>>86948781
The Pelican

>>86948781
Reminds me a little of Bob Dylan, but when Dylan was in his 50s.

>>86948781
JUST at the front, scrambled eggs at the back

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>You are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, your arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks whorishly and expunges in company is unbelievably arrogant. You act shy, but you're not. You're scared. You hate yourself, and you love yourself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a woman who presents herself at her worst to get laughs, in order to free herself from her hang-ups. Everything you does on the screen is therapeutic.

Would THIS have worked?

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>>86947826
He'll get fat again don't worry.

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>>86949972
Thot: destroyed

>>86949972
He'd prolly make her cry and then he would look like the asshole

>>86947826
Look at the fat and the skinny Jonah, he looks more fulfilled when he was fat

She literally saved his life.

How long until he gets fat again?

All I would say is

>Why would I want to have sex with you?

>>86949056
loaded young adult in a city with fucking good food all around

how else would he not be fat between acting

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BEEP BEEP

https://oddshot.tv/s/-VYEY3

>>86947826
>>86948781
>His smile and optimism: gone.

It's been a long time since i've been to the us, but i remember that lot of americans used to eat at any time of the day.

>>86950101
why ex-fatties always lose their happiness?

>>86949972

Everything addressing the joke is poor form and comes off pathetic.

The best thing to do is to just tell her if she has any "real questions" and move on barely acknowledging what she said.

Let her walk away from it as the person with no class.

>>86952616
>>86949062

someone said "Actually I'd stay, but just for Brad." - that seems like it'd work

coupled together with "but no, do you have any real questions?" would be perfect.

Guys, I think we've solved it!

>>86947826
I like him better fat.

>>86948781
The "it just dawned on me that some people actually DO look better with a bit of extra fat; otherwise their face ages by 20years"

>>86947826
what is your excuse /tv/?

>>86950101
explain this look please. His cheeks are still fat. Does right Jonah still have high BF% ?

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>>86947826
Nah everyone knows he's still the fat guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0RK9ho4XY

>>86952815
Except that's wrong. Fat people look older when they lose weight because the massive amounts of sugar in their diet has broken down the collagen in their skin reducing the elasticity. They literally aged themselves by being fat slobs.

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>*unsheathes .44 Magnum*
>*she shrieks*
>*audience abruptly stops laughing*
>*dead silence*
>I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you with this .44 Magnum pistol.
>*click*
>*audience gasps*
>A .44 Magnum pistol, I'm gonna kill you with this gun. Did you ever see...
>*chuckles*
>...did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fucking destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to your face. Now..
>*points gun to her crotch*
>*she starts hyperventilating*
>...did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see
>*points gun away*
>*faces audience while walking around*
>*french girl is crying*
>I know, I know you must think I'm...you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right?
>*fires shot in the air*
>*audience is panicking*
>You must think I'm pretty sick? Hmm?
>*starts laughing*
>Right? I'll betcha, I'll betcha you really think I'm sick, right?
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick?
>*laughs*
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer that...
>*fires several shots*
>points gun at french girl's head
>I'm the interviewer now. You don't have to answer that.

>Now I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
>*french girl is sobbing hysterically*
>*she just pissed herself*
>Well do ya, punk?
>*french girl screams*
>*pulls trigger*
>*silence*
>*chuckles and walks away while audience is stunned*

>>86949972
Boo.

But he got roles for being a funny and silly fat guy
I look at him now and he has no marketable look which can fit a certain character. Essentially destroying his career

>>86950613
>"Oh noes not da poor woymnz feewings!"
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house bitch.

>>86953408
he still has his acting skills, charisma and status, hell be fine

new judd apatow jew comedy when?

Can someone post the video where this came from?

>>86948781
>the Kenny Low-Powers

>>86953724
>charisma
It's Jonah Hill, dude.

>>86950613
>>86953621
If you unironically think that frenchie would have broke down you're delusional. She would have ended him like the pathetic fat slob he is if he went on the offensive.

There was no way to win for poor Jonah. He will never recover.

How do you lose weight that fast? Shit man I just can't get it off as fast as that, it feels like it takes ages for even a small change.

>>86953853

count calories

>>86953924
This only works when you don't cook

>>86953853
Watching what you eat and exercise. Its simple but mentally challenging.

I almost feel bad for him. Being unhealthy is the bread and butter of his career. When you hear "starring Jonah Hill", you expect a fat, probably Jewish, guy saying silly stuff. Nobody wants to watch skinny Jonah Hill.

>>86953853
Hill is a multimillionaire, he can afford to have people cook his meals for him, monitor his diet, set his workout regimen, etc. . When you have a team of professionals on your side it's not too hard to get in shape.

>>86948781

Early 90's father

>>86953853
Naturally: Keto + Gym
Unnaturally: Gastro or Lipo

>>86948781
This picture could have been taken in the early 90s. Everything about it makes it look wrong for this decade.

>>86948781

55 year old goony

>>86947826
I have the exact same [after] body type he does. Feels bad. Most women actually prefer it, but the thought of looking just like this smarmy jew just bothers and disgusts me.

>>86953158

PARODY FILM WITH JONAH HILL WHEN

>>86954322
>Most women actually prefer it
Prefer what and compared to what?

>>86949972
based

>>86952616
The best thing to do is not be a disgusting fat fuck in the first place, it's why there's no comeback, because everything she said is truth

>>86954006

I'm a chef, what are you talking about?

Whether I cook or not, I count and do at least 1 hour walk a day.

>>86948781
80s jock casual

>>86948781
just dad my shit up

>>86954535
walking doesn't do jack shit mate. i walk for 8 hours a day for a my job, and i'll still get belly fat if i over indulge in beer or food. if you want any serious change in your body you need more intense workouts

>>86953853
It's really not that difficult. Just cut down on calories and exercise. If you eat smaller meals and exercise, even something as simple as going for 20-minute jogs and walking to places you normally would drive to, you can lose 1 or 2 lbs per week. Also if you drink alcohol, cutting down on it dramatically accelerates weight loss.

>>86954762
>walking doesn't do jack shit mate
Yes it does. It doesn't burn as many calories as running, but it does something.

>and i'll still get belly fat if i over indulge in beer or food.
Not overindulging is kind of implied when he said "count".

>>86954762
You dont walk 8h a day.

>>86954476
compared to fat people of course

>>86949912

Tossed subway and scrambled eggs.

>>86954856
women like fat guys more than muscular ones dude
skinny fucks are the least attractive, especially skinny fats

>>86954836
>You dont walk 8h a day

well part of that time i'm carrying heavy shit while i walk, so if you call that something else then you are right.

>>86954951
The fuck are you talking about? I have seen a shitload of skinny cucks with nearly 10/10s

I have also seen manlets with them, women were a mistake

>>86954951
>women like fat guys more than muscular ones dude
That's a lie.

>skinny fucks are the least attractive, especially skinny fats
Skinny fucks are the second-least attractive. Skinny fats are the worst, no doubt about it. But at the end of the day, your face matters above all else. I could work out until my torso looked like Cristiano Ronaldo, and Jared Leto could practically starve himself in the meantime, guess who women will prefer?

>>86947826
He's still fat in the right pic

>>86954951
none of that matters
all that matters is being tall and having good bone structure
without those you're genetically fucked

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>I pity you, I really do and I'll tell you why BECAUSE of that pity. It's not your looks - all women fade like firepits from the burning beauty of their youth to the clumped ashes of middle age and beyond - nor is it your career, I shouldn't have to explain how a position in the media is halitosis for the soul. No, none of those; I pity you because when you look in the mirror you don't see anything. Who are you? Could you tell me? You look and look and look but the face staring back at you loses its features, it doesn't blur but rather it becomes a collage of all the faces you've ever seen, mixing and swapping until you no longer recognise it. You value nothing and as such cannot measure your own self worth against it. You are the antithesis of a human, devoid of meaning, trying to accelerate the speed at which you're going through the wick of your being because it gives you some kind of purpose beyond simply burning out.

Gotta say I was NOT expecting that from him.

>>86948781
"I miss Subway"

I would be miserable too without Subway.

>>86949972
>"shut up, fatty"

>>86955007
Outliers
>>86955057
>That's a lie.
No it's not. There was a post on 9gag comparing fat guys and muscular guys and women favored the fatties. And in some youtube videos you can see it too.
>>86955219
Well true, being tall puts you above everything.

>>86955283
>No it's not. There was a post on 9gag comparing fat guys and muscular guys and women favored the fatties. And in some youtube videos you can see it too.
its just because people on 9gag like brownie points
t.fatty

>>86955219
>and having good bone structure
Can they be deceived if i put a fairly large amount of muscle on?

>>86955057
>guess who women will prefer?
Me.

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>>86955266

>>86949972
He should've just ran over to her, knocked her down, sat on her face and farted on it. Sure he might be thrown in jail for assault, but imagine.. NO woman would ever pick on a fat guy again.

>>86953158
>>86953158
only logical response to be quite honest

>>86955338
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html

>>86952502
They don't, fatties have to put on a smile all the time in an attempt to convince people that they're not unhappy all the time.

When someone cracks a fat joke the fatties are always the ones to laugh the loudest, as if nobody will notice.

>>86955576
thats just talking about those guys perfect abs scare girls because they are too good, it doesnt say anything about them prefering fat men

>>86948781
My dad circa 1987.

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>>86947826
>Still skinnyfat

>>86948781
He's morphing into Adam Sandler.

>>86955057
>Skinny fats are the worst, no doubt about it

lolno. most normal guys are skinny fat category. height, facial aesthetics, hair come into the picture, as of course does personality and the all important social status/income.

being proper fatty is very different to being skinny fat

>>86954208
>>86954553
No shit it's for a new Netflix series set in 80s

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>>86955385
adding muscle is never a bad idea, but bone structure matters most in your face
strong jawline and chin, prominent cheek bones, good symmetry, etc.
surgery is an option now, though

>>86955729
But it does mean that the average woman is more willing to date a fattie than a totally shredded guy. It is in a sense a preference.
Good enough for me.

>>86947826
>French host who humiliated him
Vid?

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>>86955778
>that loose neck skin

>>86955860
nah, its more like they are willing to date some skinny guy thats not some bodybuilder, nowhere it says they prefer fat men
trust me i wish they did

>>86948781
Why does this fucker look so care-worn? I swear the dude looks like he was front line infantry in Vietnam.

>>86955854
That's not the same guy, no way.

Daily a reminder that a good tan brings you up several levels of attractiveness. Go buy some melanotan II and just get half an hour of sun every day. People subconsciously perceive you as happier and healthier because you look like you're outside a lot

>>86955931
check the ears. Identical.

Either same dude or a good shoop.

>>86955854
>strong jawline and chin
I keep hearing this meme. But as an unironic straight white south American male.

I do not understand what it means. Show me how I can tell what is a strong jaw or not? From that image all I get is that a strong jaw means you have a forward curve at the end of your chin. But I'm sure there is more to it than that. Help a nigga out?

>>86954171
Keto seems so goofy. How quickly exactly can you lose weight on keto though? I'm healthy and physically active, but I'd like to lose some more weight.

>>86949062
>making her repeat the joke over and over until it gets awkward for her.
That would've been fucking hilarious if done correctly.

>>86955910
it's time to start dieting brah
fuck this shit

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>>86948781
>What's this look called?
alternate-timeline Dan Marino with AIDS.

>>86956025
A lot of weight fast. But it's hard to maintain. Like 0 cheat days, 0 cheat meals. If your body gets too much glucose it will get kicked out of keto and you will have to wait 3-7 days for it to enter again.

>>86950101
How is his face still busted?

>>86949062
"Come on lady. I am to you what you are to him."

Self depreciating but still puts her in check.

>>86952888
>>86956308
Amy Schumer syndrome.

>>86955854
left pic is literally me

i need genioplasty

>>86949062
"Actually I think they would rather play with my boobs since they are bigger than yours"

>>86947826
He was already more successful and more talented. This was just the next logical step.

>>86956024
Definition. His face on the left meshes with the neck. On the right there is a clear line (jaw) where the face starts, that ends in a nice protrusion (chin).
Strong jawbone is the well defined jawbone. Chin is usually co-existent with that, but not always

>>86956405
Not bad, anon. This could have worked.

>>86956407
he has 0 talent, he's just more famous (((because)))

>>86947826
he loves yoyo diets

>>86955854
Yeah that's photoshop. Talented photoshop at that.

>>86953853
Also when you're the size he was it's really easy to shift a lot of weight quickly by dialing it back to a healthy diet. When you're only a little bit overweight the losses are a bit slower.

>>86952502
Because he had and still has an eating disorder that he cannot satiate. Imagine smoking cigarettes your whole life and then quitting. Now imagine that same scenario but your body requires cigarettes to live. It's not fun.

>>86954535
>I count and do at least 1 hour walk a day.
lmao walking doesn't do anything you fat fuck.

>>86954782
>you can lose 1 or 2 lbs per week.
What if you don't want to do that but instead tonify your body or whatever it is called.

IMO, the worst part of doing exercise is that you get hungry afterwards, and I hate eating.

>>86948781

mid life jew

>>86956264
I don't get how somebody could be that impatient to lose weight. Just stick to a normal 2000 caloric diet and you'll be fine in the long run. Especially for people who are already normal weight. Never enjoying food just so you can go from 12% body fat to 8% is not going to improve your quality of life.

>>86957487
counting calories is so gay though. why not live like a normal person?

>>86957385
I'm assuming that you're "skinnyfat", then? You should still run on a regular basis. But if you want to "tonify" your body, you should also lift weights. Don't do it at random, either. Find a program that makes sense and stick to it.

>>86957604
I didn't mean to imply count calories. 2000 is just what 3 regular meals typically total.

>>86957698
What about push ups or sit-ups? I keep hearing about skipping leg day.

Also, do you mean running like doing a cardio day or just the regular running one should do before doing any exercise?

>>86948781
the mcbride

>>86957802
body weight exercises are good but don't come close to getting the results you get with actual weights
don't skip legs or cardio

>>86954006
Get a kitchen scale and just weigh the things that actually make a difference like meat and dairy.

>>86947826
NIPPLES TO THE BELLY BUTTON
CALLS IT MICHAEL JACKSON

>>86948781
Every damn Jew male ages the same way. Is it some Ashkenazi thing due to centuries of inbreeding?
The Jews I see at the gym all look like either Seinfeld or Larry David. The women either Streisand or Sarah Jessica Parker. Why do they age like steaming rhino shit?

>>86957961
Thanks man. Gonna google shit up now, hopefully I can look better as a result of exercising.

>I will probably have to do exercises for like 3 months to notice any difference
Sucks being skinny.

>>86952502
because they eat all their pain and when thats gone there is nothing holding it back

>>86947826
bet an oscar nominated role will fall on his lap and he'll love the script so much that his agent and friends will high 5 him.
but the catch is, the character he will be playing weighs 250 lbs
he'll try to change it, but the studio/director/producers will say no. he tells them he'll call them later that night. the studio gives him a time to call.
then later that night he'll look in the mirror and see how he use to be (fat), not seeing his true reflection (thin/healthy).
a single tear will roll down his cheek as he calls the studio to tell them that he'll do the role.
as the tear falls off his cheek, he slowly raises his hand holding a triple beef cheese burger.
'so be it'
takes a bite, half sobbing.

>>86949972
>speaks whorishly
Real people don't say shit like this; this is the shit you hear when some islamic cleric gets buttblasted by a presenter Pakistani regional news.
also:
>Like all people with timid personalities
>a woman who presents herself at her worst to get laughs
This is a blatant contradiction.

You make Jonah sound like an emotional incel, not exactly a good look to go for.

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>>86954762

If you eat more calories than you burn, you will gain weight. Simple science.
>>86957328

It burns 300 calories, you dope.

I have lost 20kg just from walking and counting calories. Enjoy being dumb.

>>86958858
>I have lost 20kg just from walking and counting calories.
FAT
U
C
K

He's been fluctuating drastically in his weight for the past 7 years now (Moneyball was the first time he tried to get serious).

He's done unimaginable damage to his body.

>>86948781
The Shmittywerbenjagermanjenson

>>86958858
>British """""women""""""
someone post that britbong female cop rape scene

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>>86959814

I'm doing something about it.

>>86961377
Good. Keep it up m8.

>>86961377
>those tattoos
Give up, your body will always be disgusting

>>86948781
Punished Jo

>>86961473

thx bro, long road ahead and it aint easy, but it will be worth it

>>86961557

yeah nah

Why the fuck do people think smoothies loaded down with sugar are healthy? Nobody ripped drinks that poison.

>>86952502
A lot of people gain the weight back because they see that they lost the weight and think "I'm done!" and go right back to their old ways.

>>86948781
The virgin walk.

>>86948781
Adam Sandler is Danny McBride in:
Goin' Down: The Eastbound and Down Story

>>86948781

The "I just lost all this weight but Im still ugly" look.

>>86947826
he's kind of sexy

>>86948781
is this how he plans to be funny without being fat?