I can not wait for this sex-scene era of television to end. Every

lol virgin

>>86945584
I have regularly had sex with multiple women since I was 16. That's precisely why I'm a fucking grown-up and don't need to see this shit at all waking moments of the day. We don't need this garbage in a world in which both porn and actual sex exist

>>86945523
Funniest thing I've read here in a while

is Puritanism the single worst thing to happen to America?

>>86945686
neck yourself

>>86945523
>>86945686
>the virgin post

>>86945523
What are you? Gay?

>>86945686
If you would've said it more like this instead of how you did in the OP you wouldn't have come off as a whiny virgin. I agree there's no reason for sex and nudity to be in everything but there's no reason to type like a sperging child about it either. It probably won't go anywhere anytime soon though because 'sex sells'

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>tfw 27yo touchless virgin and sex scenes make me sad so I just skip them

>>86945930
Puritanism is America sweetie.

I'm too intelligent for sex

>I DON'T WANT ANYMORE SLOW PANNING SHOTS ACROSS THE WOMAN'S LEGS. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF BIG DEAL WHEN THEY SHOW HER TITS FOR THE EIGHT HUNDREDTH TIME. WOWW, THEY GOT AWAY WITH SHOWING HER TITTIES??? DAMN THIS SHOW GOES HARD!!!! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SOFT-FOCUS SHOTS OF THE PERPETUALLY STUBBLED MALE LEAD WITH HIS SHORT, MESSY, STYLED BLACK HAIR SLOWLY MIDDLESCHOOL KISSING THE ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS NO-NONSENSE LAWYER CHICK

You have a point here. It's so fucking samey and soulless. Sex scenes should only exist when they have reason to exist in the context of the show. If they actually progress the plot and/or show important information

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wtf?! i love muslims now!

Sneed's Smack and Suck?

agreed

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>>86945523
Sex is an important part of most people's lives Anon, why wouldn't it be an important part of fictional people's lives as well? It infers something about the relation that two characters have, how big of a deal is that?

Christ I hate Americans and their Puritan obsession, censoring my niBBa Waka Flocka in his own goddamn music video. They couldn't even leave Lex Lugers tag in the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0

>>86946286
This guy basically said it for me >>86946124 but I am absolutely no opposed to sex scenes on principal. Some sex scenes are masterfully done, and serve a genuine purpose in the plot. I'm referring to the pointless ones that are clearly just a checkbox on some exec's clipboard

>>86946387
*principle
woop

>>86945686
This poster has never touched a woman in his life

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>>86945523

>It's a straight 5 minute slow painful eunuch cunnilingus scene

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>>86946472
>dad gets up to spend five minutes getting a beer
>it's just your mom, your sister, and you on the couch

>>86945523
nice pasta

>>86946087
this except I've moved past sadness into anger

>>86946286
pissing and shitting is important too and happens more often than sex.

why isnt it shown in movies all the time?

>>86946513
Thirst (Bakjwi), Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

You will never have sex in your life, ending an unbroken chain that stretches back through your father and your fathers father to the beginning of life itself

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>>86945523
>Who even enjoys that shit? 15 year olds who can somehow watch GoT but not porn?
all of my THIS

>>86946286
The problem is the way that sex is generally portrayed in Hollywood. Tries so hard to be "sensual and passionate", yet it only achieves to look fake/insincere.
Hollywood writers are far too removed from reality to create anything that feels authentic to the human condition. Bunch of coke-snorting, child-molesing, spirit cooking pieces of shit don't even remember how it feels to be human anymore.

>>86947039
They think that "how I should write this sex scene" is "the way I'd like to have sex happen to me"

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>>86945523
only good sex scene ever made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-ulzbY4us

>>86946803
>he wants no spice to his spaghetti

You're a eunuch

seex is good?

It's been said a few times in here, but the only real problem is how generic every sex scene is. They're all filmed in one of a few different archetypes, in every American film/tv show

Someone with dedication could probably convincingly splice them all into one stupidly long sex scene because of this

But despite that, they're still enjoyable. Not because you're looking for a cheeky wank, but because hot girls naked is visually pleasing. If you're watching something like Game of Thrones, you can't claim you're watching it for artistic value anyway
/Ballers is awesome